Midnight approaches.
@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon This is what I was thinking. Or the global cruise routes thru Dubai around the loop.
@morebento So yeah I’m not new here. :)
@voltagex Thanks. Good luck.
@APK272 Sure. I’m not arguing. It’s more about the “important to nation†rather than “to Sydneyâ€. And here we are.… https://t.co/ioxr37ncgb
@APK272 Here you go. https://t.co/AgddfbXGXi
@craigreucassel Coles and Woolworths have let us down.
@craigreucassel You’re missing the drugs, Craig.
@natecochrane Yep. We’re fucked.
Good. https://t.co/HNEOChVtMH
@shaunmicallef So I’m sure you’re worried about how you’re doing without an audience, but I think you’re adapting q… https://t.co/ynFAO5DVYG
@natecochrane TO VICTORY!
@natecochrane To answer your question, I happen to have Tanqueray tonight but currently Roku is my do-to gin. But… https://t.co/GEZbLCLNYW
@republic2809 Australia is in the process of understanding all that. :)
@natecochrane I skew mid to up-market, but it varies because I like to explore.
God I love @JamesBlunt’s work. https://t.co/5suL47rIRp
Oh good, the Wednesday night riddles. Can someone please tell these cunts that they need to pull the cycle back fro… https://t.co/IaTuG1wBWW
@LizDolphinfluff @arwon You’re lucky.
@craigreucassel Bastards. We will need the gin. Trust me.
@teambuild3r Indeed. :)
Sure. Drink it neat. https://t.co/eJXvpGoqRm
Pro Tip: Always buy twice as much tonic water as you think you’ll need.
@fictillius How many ways can you use gin?
@tuo2 @teambuild3r I know, I know, it’s always the topic.
I am continually astounded at how oblivious people are to the world around them.
I see that people are discovering how big the cruise ship industry is and how key to it Australia is. Like what? DI… https://t.co/g90FsIIUp0
@sasha_a Also I do drink too much. Ask my GP.
@sasha_a It will be too, I think. IU should’ve bought more tonic. I have soda though, so I can fake it.
@ChrissieM No that was just me. :) But Pepsi Max? That stuff will fuck you up.
@ChrissieM Not that I’m drinking heavily.
@ChrissieM Exactly. But I do think the cucumber will outlast the gin.
I wonder what will run out first tonight, the gin or the tonic or the cucumber. It’s a big cucumber.
@BennettArron Mate.
@GreenJ Sorry, who is this cunt? Escaped mental health patient?
(Sorry to everyone who’s been hospitalised because… https://t.co/djkYPCWjGl
This isn’t a bad thing. https://t.co/L4dTM9K29D
I suspect I’ll make another one soon. Very soon.
RT @stilgherrian: Last night I made this 20-minute podcast as the pandemic thing started to sink in. It’s a bit different from my usual ran…
@Herring1967 @charltonbrooker @frankieboyle No really. https://t.co/sd9bJf3Kf3
@Herring1967 @charltonbrooker @frankieboyle I have also just heard that “Baby Shark†made $90 million and this pleases me.
@PeteLawler @viveka Watch this episode. https://t.co/ScTG62ltDA
@PeteLawler @viveka Food wasn’t quite the issue.
@Herring1967 @charltonbrooker I suppose I should organise being unblocked by @Herring1967 because I was only quotin… https://t.co/pj93YyZ5Cy
@MsLods @snurb_dot_info Hmmm. I have my notifications locked way, way down so I wonder how that goes for me. Will t… https://t.co/cSWUPBgQYP
@PeteLawler @viveka I’ve been reading about the 1918-1919 epidemic so that’s been cheering me up.
@viveka Yeah @JohnBirmingham was whinging about the world stealing his plots.
So the latest RHLSTP from @Herring1967 (have I mentioned that he’s blocked me on Twitter?) with @charltonbrooker is… https://t.co/v1IFOT2ZU6
@MsLods @snurb_dot_info Let’s hope people had alerts turned on. I don’t think we have an integrated one in NSW.
@glengyron Having never worked in the news I don’t know the answ… oh wait I see.
No news of him fucking a pig though.
The BBC has it, so yeah it’s real. https://t.co/FZO2YC0vJI
@bastardsheep He is? Hmmm. Well this comes down to his relationship with the royal doctors then.
@viveka The next six months, no, the next year is going to be very interesting indeed.
So this news is flooding the planet right now. Since it’s journalists for legit news organisations quoting a statem… https://t.co/FSbCgF6toY
@viveka Well our Russian friends are very good at this sort of thing.
zerogeewhiz Yes folks - franking credits are funding biological warfare. You heard it here first.
RT @zerogeewhiz: Given the high incidence of boomers getting COVID-19 on cruise ships, I think we can draw a pretty straight line to the re…
@viveka I wonder what proportion of XR is from St Petersburg.
Oh dear: “@JonathanPieNews Lockdown episode 1†https://t.co/kpbi30BQJM Ping @SnarkyPlatypus.
snurbbotinfo What an astonishing mess. I’m very nervously drinking…
@Rhys_Needham @SnarkyPlatypus Maybe the Cronulla Sharks though.
@SnarkyPlatypus Even better. https://t.co/FsBMogTz0G
RT @fesshole: Work has a terrible management bullying culture, so I started a Twitter account exposing the corruption, nepotism, drug habit…
Not your workplace, @SnarkyPlatypus? https://t.co/XaHvIaNqH1
RT @fesshole: I was thinking of things to put on Fesshole… I thought “what about saying ‘I’ve wanked in every room of the house’?” I have…
RT @fesshole: I knew my asshole ex’s email password. After he messed me around and eventually dumped me horribly, I logged in and gave his…
RT @duckmaus: Perhaps we didn’t realise at the time quite how contagious World War II was. https://t.co/mUSBXivNEe
OK they lost, but I think the Great Heathen Army sounds kinda cool. https://t.co/BjM7xEbSzr
RT @fictillius: “The NBN is failing†So a slight increase in latency and that’s about it over the last 30 days https://t.co/v0TbBHdmhF
RT @feistyoneme: My husband purchased a world map…. gave me a dart and said “throw this and wherever it lands I’m taking you for a holida…
“As told to Tim Blair.â€
RT @KittenFlower: If you watch “Picnic at Hanging Rock” backwards, it’s a heartwarming story about some girls who were a bit upset, but the…
Correct. https://t.co/HdRf4HYZyr
RT @SirGeoffPalmer: Henry Dundas’ evil “Gradual Abolition†amendment delayed British Slave Trade abolition from 1792 to 25th March 1807, ca…
@dazzlerrange I was in the other building.
@duckbytheoboe Goddam eggs!
@snurb_dot_info The emergency cell broadcast is immediate, but it is also headed EMERGENCY. And then… https://t.co/iiYngzZfmf
@snurb_dot_info It’s deliberately spread across the day so everyone doesn’t click through all at once.
It wasn’t just us, @R_Chirgwin. The lightning has been busy. https://t.co/j5HHVHVNRE
@duckbytheoboe Hmmm. I haven’t, but yeah I guess it’s really just a good first cut.
@DDsD @JM77 Here’s a better social distancing stickpic.twitter.com/WxllYQyclIlI
@darrenpauli @R_Chirgwin Lightning can be fun!
I keep forgetting that people don’t know this. Basically you judge eggs the same way you judge witches. If they sin… https://t.co/YDpWvvelE9
RT @TheAndrewNadeau: COWBOY: Looks like there’s a new sheriff in town!
OLD SHERIFF: *Touching his new haircut* Oh my god, stop, do you thi…
RT @naamanzhou: You charge a 35% commission on every delivery from a local restaurant
The deliverers don’t get sick leave, annual leave, o…
dhunnasim “We can’t return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem.” pic.twitter.com/H9hRaC2fQN
RT @paulwiggins: In a long list of actions by NSW Police pressing the view that they, not Parliament, should be sovereign on this matter. h…
@bcshort Thanks so much, Ben. I’m not sure how many of these I’ll do, because it’s going to be a LONG time, but there will be more.
Last night I made this 20-minute podcast as the pandemic thing started to sink in. It’s a bit different from my usu… https://t.co/EeT88HngAk
@weezmgk Isn’t it beautiful!
@evcricket This is a question for @R_Chirgwin. If it’s a fuse, fine. But the unit still powers up (and displays it’… https://t.co/0YJiNDXmhM
RT @xespera: Zoom lets you set custom backgrounds and I have a green screen and green shirt so my coworkers have to deal with my shit for t…
_midofo_ Top fucking marks to the lady in Coles who picked up multiple bags of coffee and tried to smell them through the bag
@stufromoz Thanks. The electricity should be sorted tomorrow. We’re on the standby generator for now. The copper in… https://t.co/P8G2bHAKaF
RT @tortoise: The most viral false claims about #covid19 include:
âŒChinese scientists created the coronavirus in a secret laboratory
âŒDrin…
@sleepingdingo Thanks. It was an impressive hit. https://t.co/RiQW0GFIQd
This is the basic division of thought re the coronavirus. https://t.co/kIdBzkjunq
@DavidRDHeath There’s a lot of airports.
RT @CyberGovAU: This msg is a scam and should be deleted. Be alert to COVID-19 themed scams and avoid being lured into clicking on links wi…
@JM77 What, handjobs?
amrith Made a simple flowchart for tech Twitter pic.twitter.com/d3BgTWbdg6
dylabolical All Tiger Airlines flights have been cancelled, which is just business as usual for Tiger.
RT @tomasdiez: Keep an eye on the work Manu and his team are doing, they have been producing open source medical and scientific equipment f…
“‘Hallucinogenic dreamscape’: how Trump turned the daily coronavirus briefings into his own reality†https://t.co/QneW9KGkpy
@colourmeamused_ @errolwi @aleta_k Thanks, Errol.
@PhilipJohnsonOZ “Depends what was entered as ‘current address’. SA address they would be counted as SA, but if the… https://t.co/gmTWlDOrF7
@PhilipJohnsonOZ As in find out how they’d be counted in that case, not find them obviously.
@PhilipJohnsonOZ I’ll try to find out. I know someone working on the data.
@PhilipJohnsonOZ These are the figures in most stories. https://t.co/QneW9KGkpy If it’s OK by you, I’d like to skip… https://t.co/zxUMlMoclr
@PhilipJohnsonOZ I can’t find that specific map just now — closed browser tabs aplenty — but the figures are from N… https://t.co/znBchWpciX
RT @swearyanthony: “Billionaire retailer Gerry Harvey now calls it his “60 Minutes bungle” but admits he is mortified that Australians “now…
Here you go @riskybusiness @thegrugq. https://t.co/n03Yfizo2N
nzpolice To do: everyday.
#StayHomeNZ pic.twitter.com/51HSgIuMxY
@rgmerk @riskybusiness Epidemiologists don’t look at that at all. They model the spread and recommend options for s… https://t.co/y8I1XSWxrc
@kels_316 I can understand why, but I can also understand how the cops in Punjab feel about this.
I would not object to this here in Australia. https://t.co/rUGDztMEKT
Figured this one would happen though. https://t.co/g62JoBhaKy
Well this is a large thing. https://t.co/7YIl1lm46q
@elronxenu This even more so. https://t.co/RiQW0GFIQd
RT @mikamckinnon: The Waffle House Index is an informal measure of disaster severity.
Waffle House has incredible resiliency plans includi…
@billus Thank you. I think.
@riskybusiness I do hope I’m wrong.
@riskybusiness “The economyâ€, I believe. And an inability for Certain People to be decisive and show leadership.
@cefiar Yeah, @R_Chirgwin has a supply. On the copper question, yeah nah. https://t.co/Vn4ueM9UKX
@a_rob_insertion @R_Chirgwin Indeed. We have good neighbours here.
@cefiar Hahahaha yeah nah.
@SnarkyPlatypus That’s one hell of an understatement. :(
@a_rob_insertion This is useful information, thanks, though @R_Chirgwin seems to have found a hand-me-down literally 100m away.
@HHackenbecker Richard keeps a supply of spare modems. The lightning storms up here claim them regularly. Also, I t… https://t.co/Io5d8AkK4E
@R_Chirgwin But if you put 48V into it you’ll get twice as much power. (For a little while.)
@HHackenbecker Scroll back. :)
In summary, then: Power inverter (and master solar power system controller) damaged presumed dead; one rotary selec… https://t.co/ptaRyUcuHV
Also, for those noting that the power side of the ADSL modem had gone, here’s what the line side now looks like. Th… https://t.co/XVx0wEEEEE
Also, the thing remains powered up even if you turn it off, which is probably not a good sign.
“Error code 56: Battery connection is open.†Except the battery is fine because we checked that. I am thinking it i… https://t.co/89n0wbv1SF
“Error code 56: Battery connection is open.†Except the battery is fine because we checked that. I am thinking it i… https://t.co/e2hcG9SitJ
This is all very exciting. pic.twitter.com/9tEM0BHvQ6
However the inverter is not behaving correctly. While @R_Chirgwin does some other things, I looking for and then RTFMing the FM.
So, one rotary switch fried, but we’ve fiddled with it enough to get electrons to flow thru one of the paths. This… https://t.co/NkdztjQCzs
As an aside, the ADSL modem for the Internet of Trees blew its lid off. Said lid went over the top of a divider and… https://t.co/YGDeGLjxDl
However there’s two switches that switch between the solar system and direct generator, for two halves of the compo… https://t.co/6WEEmDlueW
I’m staying out of the way, and out of the rain. But it appears that the panels, the inverter, and the charge contr… https://t.co/penATy8gHB
So yeah that was a direct hit on the adjacent building or within 20 or 30m. @bunjaree has lost at least two inverte… https://t.co/fS7ooSY8eK
Shit! We just got hit. Solar system down. So close I felt a zap in my fingers as they sat on the table!
Hurrah! pic.twitter.com/EtLuWK6nVh
Did you see this the other day, @SnarkyPlatypus?
CORRECT: Severe Thunderstorm Warning for HEAVY RAINFALL, DAMAGING WINDS and LARGE HAILSTONES.… https://t.co/goKcRSAqhZ
@tacticalmaid Yep! I’m just going to check my impromptu civili engineering works from last time.
About 400m away, it looks.
Correct, and there was a lightning strike nearby. pic.twitter.com/zv6aEOhVtv
Sploosh. pic.twitter.com/C1IAi9jDdx
RT @JoshButler: a 21-yo man has been charged at Coffs Harbour after allegedly coughing on a police officer at a station as a prank, while h…
RT @JoshButler: if you were hoping the Prime Minister would have an answer for what the hell happened with the Ruby Princess debacle (now l…
@Thefinnigans @kcarruthers @SuperCroup Somehow we will survive… somehow…
@jasonjordan Cabin fever is setting in, eh?
Il pleut.
@kurankat @flightradar24 @NewtonMark I have been to Tasmania and yes it is terrible. Ugly, nothing to drink, terrible fish.
@Reynardo_red There are, but I haven’t checked.
Thunder!
@jeamland Crème De Menthe.
@kurankat @flightradar24 @NewtonMark I’ve never really liked cherries anyway.
ThomasX91057810 @TonyHWindsor Let’s go back in time pic.twitter.com/7OU3q9dfkc
RT @katemclennan1: We were asked to deliver a PSA from the Australian govermnent https://t.co/LOEec3QuDX
RT @MackayIM: Cluster of COVID-19 cases from Noosa restaurant prompts public health alert https://t.co/jn6LDnMmRd via @ABCNews
@garystark Mate.
RT @paulmcgorrery: Maths class 2020:
“If Jimmy was a hairdresser and wanted to marry a personal trainer in an open air food court, how ma…
dril ive flattened the curve over 100 times. what have you pricks been doing
@techoglot @NewtonMark They’e not?
What shutting down the airlines looks like. flightradar24.com/data/statistics HT @flightradar24 and @NewtonMark. pic.twitter.com/rWor9OBVZ7
@techoglot @NewtonMark Not really, not if you see how many planes are usually in the sky.
RT @AdamBandt: Major news out of NSW.
Parl just passed Greens amendment to create powers to ban rental evictions during COVID crisis. Mini…
Gotcha. https://t.co/iglPi5pYod
Fair enough. https://t.co/X31DNGTLVE
“Morrison issues crystal clear guidance: ‘Stay at home except for the following 500 different things’†https://t.co/8fH6gABRSQ
Hello Perth. https://t.co/Z3BZVvDtnx
@PeteLawler You’re too kind.
@larry_irving Pretty much. :(
@larry_irving So um yeah, good luck over there.
“President Trump’s job approval rating has jumped by 5 points in the latest Gallup survey, matching the high point… https://t.co/T5zZc0DPsj
@Taezar Yes. But relax, they’ll be rolling out all day so they don’t all aus.gov.auFgNy at the same time. This is normal.
RT @juliettekayyem: Quite a scoop. DHS stopped modeling pandemic impact on homeland in 2017. Me to @dlippman: “We should not be surprised t…
RT @sclark_melbs: Also on the Commission - Jane Holton (Fmr Treasury Sec), Paul Little (Toll), Greg Combet, Catherine Tanner (RBA board mem…
RT @cameronwilson: Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison announces that former mining company boss Neville Power will head the National…
@einspruch I also probably shouldn’t have spent a bunch of time looking at the 1918—1919 pandemic. But then again, that helped.
@einspruch I guess that’s kinda why I did it. :)
Otherwise I’ll end up making another podcast later because I’m bored.
@mark_r_asser Yeah there’s a rabbit on every table (Easter, you see) and they all look very sad and lonely.
RT @stilgherrian: Oh yeah, I did another podcast last night. For some reason. https://t.co/qUXWsNTmAU
With the shopping done (thread attached) I’m just going to potter around the house and figure out what the hell I’l… https://t.co/F5XYd3a2zp
@Ng88Mr I might do that tomorrow. A sack of jasmine rice is really all I need. I don’t use eggs much so can live wi… https://t.co/XVJzLy9jKY
Also, no hand wash or hand sanitiser except really top-shelf brands of the former at $16+ a bottle.
Also, still no canned tomatoes or tomato-based pasta sauces.
SITREP Coles Katoomba: Little meat, no eggs, no toilet paper etc. Potatoes and onions have returned. No soap. No ri… https://t.co/G4KdgVgDJW
Wipe down the EFTPOS machine. pic.twitter.com/Sd5EsL7R63
Red line at the pharmacy. pic.twitter.com/X7ZcqdxsFB
So @SatPaper has a special five-part special. That’s special#specialapic.twitter.com/sRmOy4t1tBtB
An old bloke with a walking stick in the street coughs like a long-term smoker. A passer-by who’d been keeping his… https://t.co/qVBR7UvOw9
@corduroy Not that I noticed. I think they know everyone knows. The Easter Bunnies look a bit sad.
This place had been struggling for a long time and I think its closure dates back a bit. But there’s been places em… https://t.co/IgoozUGnu1
In Katoomba, the Blue Mountains Visitors Centre is closed, as of course are the pubs. The train was virtually empty… https://t.co/wgd2CplgP3
Schwartz’s bakery in Wentworth Falls. Normally packed at lunchtime. All tables taped off. Three other customers apa… https://t.co/tG9uZGj3fY
@jdub IN JUST FOUR MINUTES, JEFF!
@nazzer @Optus @amaysimAU It’ll be spread out all day to spread out traffic to https://t.co/Khe5oqFgNy, because gov… https://t.co/UJBNHuEB4l
RT @MikeStuchbery_: Pope Francis: It’s okay, don’t go to church, confess your son’s directly to God.
Martin Luther: Motherfu- https://t.c…
RT @matthew_d_green: I intend on gradually ramping up the weirdness of the backgrounds I use for conference calls. I figure if I do it slow…
RT @AndrewPStreet: Look, this would be a hellishly difficult crisis to navigate for a smart, compassionate leader acting swiftly on the adv…
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Coronavirus, part three: the economics of a shutdopca.st/8jddhs87eMD3fN
“COVID-19: NSW introduces raft of emergency laws to parliament†https://t.co/NXEWfXsB7w Love the photo choice. https://t.co/784s4HetJs
Wed plan, confirmed: 1207 train to Katoomba; shopping including pharmacy*; return to @bunjaree; try to think up som… https://t.co/R440DPLyTn
@quadrapop Isn’t it a work of beauty!
@paulkidd Sure.
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “Three tips on how to convince friends and family to stay hopca.st/6dw2lvvwC0lSFR
@damana Counterpart is more than good. It is excellent. Even without a Soundbar.
RT @kels_316: was thinking about those mega yachts parked around Sydney and how the navy should take them up and turn them into floating IC…
I’m now thinking he should get a YouTube channel up. The set is perfect. https://t.co/dRnfjHw2hf
RT @dlknowles: My street WhatsApp is a lot of very polite yuppies seemingly competing to feed one elderly gentleman with the bougiest food…
@paulkidd Yet. :(
Well my government COVID-19 message just arrived. From Telstra. It’s a nice change from all the pay-up messages I g… https://t.co/ZgqC8GjuK4
@waltonkate Also, I realised, you don’t want everyone clicking through taus.gov.auNy all at once. Crash!
@colourmeamused_ @cragget @SnarkyPlatypus I can’t be arsed going to her Instagram feed.
@colourmeamused_ @cragget I dunno, it was retweeted by @SnarkyPlatypus and he’s smart and stuff.
RT @cragget: Good morning and welcome to Wednesday, March 25th 2020. Britney Spears is a Maoist now. https://t.co/8wPQXT6Vmi
@DylangerDaly I’m guessing (note word) is that it’s because we don’t want EMERGENCY on people’s screens, and perhap… https://t.co/Wt7RtKLjDR
edbott Wait, they’re bragging that they’re retracing NINETEEN THIRTY THREE? pic.twitter.com/gCIj4YQ8pe
@aleta_k I’m not the person to ask, sorry. I’m not really tracing the spread even in AU, I just saw that chart toda… https://t.co/n2zoj54zvm
RT @MattNavarra: Mobile phone operators in Germany show a #stayhome message when users switch off WiFi #coronavirus
ht Jannis Korner http…
The South Australian government seems to have made a useful flowchart. https://t.co/mEQYjJuyLc
@darrenpauli @teambuild3r From actual people’s screenshots it’s a plain TXT. As you’d expect. Someone brain genius… https://t.co/y2UgiaUIF1
This is quite impressive, really. pic.twitter.com/XUVZbNpilL
RT @joshgnosis: I slept through the press conference last night because I’m on early shift this week but tried to read the transcript this…
Wed plan, the outline: Slow start (in progress); make my way to Katoomba; shopping including pharmacy; try to think… https://t.co/HZzjYZlQy6
RT @CanberraInsider: March 25, 2014: Prime Minister Tony Abbott added Knights and Dames to the Order of Australia honours. The awards were…
Your_Pal_Billy Think of the greater good people pic.twitter.com/QWYGPR54dI
RT @msmegwatson: Govt: Just follow the information. Don’t panic.
Also govt: All info will be given at 10pm in the form of angry riddles,…
@PeteLawler Reason = shopping.
@kels_316 Fair point. So let’s see if we can find someone who isn’t a fucking idiot.
@teambuild3r Indeed. https://t.co/Khe5oqFgNy just redirects to https://t.co/FhFwZl4LHd, but it’s this lack of atten… https://t.co/tBaP5bxg18
@kels_316 “Anyone with a jobâ€, the Prime Minister said last night, because the economy. Or something. Anyway, I hea… https://t.co/oe9wQrIlnv
RT @ellaNbuckland: All these noobs who are horrified by the #centrelink system… “Centrelink know I have children but I have to re prove t…
RT @HartWexford: Imagine how much animals would despise us if they learned of the concept of “sauceâ€
oz_f Getting desperate pic.twitter.com/IETfwY8zVV
Oh yeah, I did another podcast last night. For some reason. https://t.co/qUXWsNTmAU
edbott These headlines are, um, not reassuring. pic.twitter.com/dQxATHtVLc
The top of the page at https://t.co/Khe5oqFgNy isn’t bad at all, but the whole thing seems too long to me. This is… https://t.co/HoqiDI5JKz
I mean funny-strange not funny-haha.
@waltonkate There is an emergency broadcast message, where each telco network can sent a message out to all phones… https://t.co/dAkDHT7y4V
Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out that the US is being run by an evangelical death cult. https://t.co/dpoWv52geM
@wickedcherub @waltonkate Yep, “is sending†not “has sentâ€. :)
@waltonkate It takes time to sent 25 million of them. It’s an SMS, not an emergency cell broadcast message.
@jetztgibtshaue Indeed. I reckon I could centipede up a few people at a much lower price.
I also see that Abbott has definitely moved on from his battles against Rudd. https://t.co/dRnfjHw2hf
Rob_Stott Incredible lighting areas from Tony Abbott on Sky last night pic.twitter.com/RgoH5cPX9C
@paulwiggins I was even going to guess Fiji, thinking about life and times and places. :) But yes, definitely a river.
RT @BlackPlaques: Hey @AstorHostels — in the 1840s your building by the British Museum was where masturbators went to be cured. They would…
Oh dear. Well I’m glad the nation’s top comms people have crafted this, because imagine how bad it would’ve been o… https://t.co/AVAXWOLY2l
RT @edbott: 18 days ago. https://t.co/aSQ19NbJou
@paulwiggins It’s still just a random tropical creek though.
Wait. Wait, what? No… https://t.co/RRnmIqeYBL
While @CARROT_app’s advice is sensible, and the Blue Mountains weather forecast disappointing, I must show my face… https://t.co/r1jSYF2AOK
@developerjack Hahaha of course they are. These people are always fond of the classics.
@paulwiggins What, off the bridge into the river?
@jpwarren @kels_316 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jeamland Because your face isn’t emitting DEADLY RADIATION. Are you new here?
@kels_316 It’s the little round sticker that does it apparently, @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @jeamland
Protect Your Brain From Deadly Radiation. pic.twitter.com/MeJLawQxJv
Wednesday. The words that you see are not the words that you read. Wednesday.