Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 25th, 2020

Midnight approaches.

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@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon This is what I was thinking. Or the global cruise routes thru Dubai around the loop.

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@APK272 Sure. I’m not arguing. It’s more about the “important to nation” rather than “to Sydney”. And here we are…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb

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@BruceHore @glengyron That’s a point. Which explains why Trump is talking about bail-outs.

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@craigreucassel Coles and Woolworths have let us down.

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@shaunmicallef So I’m sure you’re worried about how you’re doing without an audience, but I think you’re adapting q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YG

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@natecochrane To answer your question, I happen to have Tanqueray tonight but currently Roku is my do-to gin. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YW

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@republic2809 Australia is in the process of understanding all that. :)

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@natecochrane I skew mid to up-market, but it varies because I like to explore.

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Oh good, the Wednesday night riddles. Can someone please tell these cunts that they need to pull the cycle back fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WW

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@craigreucassel Bastards. We will need the gin. Trust me.

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Pro Tip: Always buy twice as much tonic water as you think you’ll need.

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@tuo2 @teambuild3r I know, I know, it’s always the topic.

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I am continually astounded at how oblivious people are to the world around them.

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I see that people are discovering how big the cruise ship industry is and how key to it Australia is. Like what? DI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p0

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@sasha_a Also I do drink too much. Ask my GP.

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@sasha_a It will be too, I think. IU should’ve bought more tonic. I have soda though, so I can fake it.

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@ChrissieM No that was just me. :) But Pepsi Max? That stuff will fuck you up.

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@ChrissieM Exactly. But I do think the cucumber will outlast the gin.

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I wonder what will run out first tonight, the gin or the tonic or the cucumber. It’s a big cucumber.

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@GreenJ Sorry, who is this cunt? Escaped mental health patient?

(Sorry to everyone who’s been hospitalised because..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gl

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I suspect I’ll make another one soon. Very soon.

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stilgherrian Last night I made this 20-minute podcast as the pandemic thing started to sink in. It’s a bit different from my usu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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@Herring1967 @charltonbrooker @frankieboyle I have also just heard that “Baby Shark” made $90 million and this pleases me.

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@Herring1967 @charltonbrooker I suppose I should organise being unblocked by @Herring1967 because I was only quotin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cy

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@MsLods @snurb_dot_info Hmmm. I have my notifications locked way, way down so I wonder how that goes for me. Will t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YP

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@PeteLawler @viveka I’ve been reading about the 1918-1919 epidemic so that’s been cheering me up.

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@viveka Yeah @JohnBirmingham was whinging about the world stealing his plots.

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So the latest RHLSTP from @Herring1967 (have I mentioned that he’s blocked me on Twitter?) with @charltonbrooker is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U6

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@MsLods @snurb_dot_info Let’s hope people had alerts turned on. I don’t think we have an integrated one in NSW.

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@glengyron Having never worked in the news I don’t know the answ… oh wait I see.

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No news of him fucking a pig though.

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@bastardsheep He is? Hmmm. Well this comes down to his relationship with the royal doctors then.

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@viveka The next six months, no, the next year is going to be very interesting indeed.

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So this news is flooding the planet right now. Since it’s journalists for legit news organisations quoting a statem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oY

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@viveka Well our Russian friends are very good at this sort of thing.

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zerogeewhiz Yes folks - franking credits are funding biological warfare. You heard it here first.

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zerogeewhiz Given the high incidence of boomers getting COVID-19 on cruise ships, I think we can draw a pretty straight line to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cU

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@viveka I wonder what proportion of XR is from St Petersburg.

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snurbbotinfo What an astonishing mess. I’m very nervously drinking…

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fesshole Work has a terrible management bullying culture, so I started a Twitter account exposing the corruption, nepotism,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wr

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fesshole I was thinking of things to put on Fesshole… I thought “what about saying ‘I’ve wanked in every room of the house..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9q

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fesshole I knew my asshole ex’s email password. After he messed me around and eventually dumped me horribly, I logged in and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1g

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duckmaus Perhaps we didn’t realise at the time quite how contagious World War II was. twitter.com/goddersbloom/s…

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OK they lost, but I think the Great Heathen Army sounds kinda cool. twitter.com/MapPornTweet/s…

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fictillius “The NBN is failing” So a slight increase in latency and that’s about it over the last 30 days pic.twitter.com/v0TbBHdmhF

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feistyoneme My husband purchased a world map…. gave me a dart and said “throw this and wherever it lands I’m taking you for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tl

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“As told to Tim Blair.”

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KittenFlower If you watch “Picnic at Hanging Rock” backwards, it’s a heartwarming story about some girls who were a bit upset, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jE

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SirGeoffPalmer Henry Dundas’ evil “Gradual Abolition” amendment delayed British Slave Trade abolition from 1792 to 25th March 1807..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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@snurb_dot_info The emergency cell broadcast is immediate, but it is also headed EMERGENCY. And then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mf

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@snurb_dot_info It’s deliberately spread across the day so everyone doesn’t click through all at once.

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It wasn’t just us, @R_Chirgwin. The lightning has been busy. twitter.com/TrainLinkWest/…

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@duckbytheoboe Hmmm. I haven’t, but yeah I guess it’s really just a good first cut.

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@DDsD @JM77 Here’s a better social distancing stick. pic.twitter.com/WxllYQyclI

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I keep forgetting that people don’t know this. Basically you judge eggs the same way you judge witches. If they sin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E9

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TheAndrewNadeau COWBOY: Looks like there’s a new sheriff in town!

OLD SHERIFF: *Touching his new haircut* Oh my god, stop, do you think?

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naamanzhou You charge a 35% commission on every delivery from a local restaurant

The deliverers don’t get sick leave, annual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OD

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dhunnasim “We can’t return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem.” pic.twitter.com/H9hRaC2fQN

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paulwiggins In a long list of actions by NSW Police pressing the view that they, not Parliament, should be sovereign on this ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7f

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@bcshort Thanks so much, Ben. I’m not sure how many of these I’ll do, because it’s going to be a LONG time, but there will be more.

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Last night I made this 20-minute podcast as the pandemic thing started to sink in. It’s a bit different from my usu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ak

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@evcricket This is a question for @R_Chirgwin. If it’s a fuse, fine. But the unit still powers up (and displays it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hM

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xespera Zoom lets you set custom backgrounds and I have a green screen and green shirt so my coworkers have to deal with my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dM

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_midofo_ Top fucking marks to the lady in Coles who picked up multiple bags of coffee and tried to smell them through the bag

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@stufromoz Thanks. The electricity should be sorted tomorrow. We’re on the standby generator for now. The copper in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aF

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tortoise The most viral false claims about include:

❌Chinese scientists created the coronavirus in a secret labora..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nf

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This is the basic division of thought re the coronavirus. twitter.com/nickharmsen/st…

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CyberGovAU This msg is a scam and should be deleted. Be alert to COVID-19 themed scams and avoid being lured into clicking on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CH

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amrith Made a simple flowchart for tech Twitter pic.twitter.com/d3BgTWbdg6

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dylabolical All Tiger Airlines flights have been cancelled, which is just business as usual for Tiger.

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tomasdiez Keep an eye on the work Manu and his team are doing, they have been producing open source medical and scientific eq..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VL

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“‘Hallucinogenic dreamscape’: how Trump turned the daily coronavirus briefings into his own reality” smh.com.au/world/north-am…

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@PhilipJohnsonOZ “Depends what was entered as ‘current address’. SA address they would be counted as SA, but if the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F7

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@PhilipJohnsonOZ As in find out how they’d be counted in that case, not find them obviously.

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@PhilipJohnsonOZ I’ll try to find out. I know someone working on the data.

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@PhilipJohnsonOZ These are the figures in most stories. smh.com.au/world/north-am… If it’s OK by you, I’d like to skip..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lr

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@PhilipJohnsonOZ I can’t find that specific map just now — closed browser tabs aplenty — but the figures are from Ntwitter.com/i/web/status/1…pciX

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swearyanthony “Billionaire retailer Gerry Harvey now calls it his “60 Minutes bungle” but admits he is mortified that Australians..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jz

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nzpolice To do: everyday.

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@rgmerk @riskybusiness Epidemiologists don’t look at that at all. They model the spread and recommend options for s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rc

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@kels_316 I can understand why, but I can also understand how the cops in Punjab feel about this.

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I would not object to this here in Australia. twitter.com/gurpreetdhillo…

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mikamckinnon The Waffle House Index is an informal measure of disaster severity.

Waffle House has incredible resiliency plans i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bY

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@riskybusiness “The economy”, I believe. And an inability for Certain People to be decisive and show leadership.

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@cefiar Yeah, @R_Chirgwin has a supply. On the copper question, yeah nah. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@eatnik @techoglot People past their eligibility date for a refund?

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@rohan_p @jeamland Just my divine serenity protecting me, I guess.

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@dobes @purserj I refuse to write about that.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s one hell of an understatement. :(

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@a_rob_insertion This is useful information, thanks, though @R_Chirgwin seems to have found a hand-me-down literally 100m away.

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@HHackenbecker Richard keeps a supply of spare modems. The lightning storms up here claim them regularly. Also, I t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4E

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@R_Chirgwin But if you put 48V into it you’ll get twice as much power. (For a little while.)

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In summary, then: Power inverter (and master solar power system controller) damaged presumed dead; one rotary selec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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Also, for those noting that the power side of the ADSL modem had gone, here’s what the line side now looks like. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EE

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Also, the thing remains powered up even if you turn it off, which is probably not a good sign.

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“Error code 56: Battery connection is open.” Except the battery is fine because we checked that. I am thinking it i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SF

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“Error code 56: Battery connection is open.” Except the battery is fine because we checked that. I am thinking it i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tJ

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However the inverter is not behaving correctly. While @R_Chirgwin does some other things, I looking for and then RTFMing the FM.

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So, one rotary switch fried, but we’ve fiddled with it enough to get electrons to flow thru one of the paths. This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zs

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As an aside, the ADSL modem for the Internet of Trees blew its lid off. Said lid went over the top of a divider and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl

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However there’s two switches that switch between the solar system and direct generator, for two halves of the compo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eW

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I’m staying out of the way, and out of the rain. But it appears that the panels, the inverter, and the charge contr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HB

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So yeah that was a direct hit on the adjacent building or within 20 or 30m. @bunjaree has lost at least two inverte..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eK

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Shit! We just got hit. Solar system down. So close I felt a zap in my fingers as they sat on the table!

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CORRECT: Severe Thunderstorm Warning for HEAVY RAINFALL, DAMAGING WINDS and LARGE HAILSTONES…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hZ

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@tacticalmaid Yep! I’m just going to check my impromptu civili engineering works from last time.

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JoshButler a 21-yo man has been charged at Coffs Harbour after allegedly coughing on a police officer at a station as a prank,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l0

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JoshButler if you were hoping the Prime Minister would have an answer for what the hell happened with the Ruby Princess debacl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lA

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@kurankat @flightradar24 @NewtonMark I have been to Tasmania and yes it is terrible. Ugly, nothing to drink, terrible fish.

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@Reynardo_red There are, but I haven’t checked.

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@kurankat @flightradar24 @NewtonMark I’ve never really liked cherries anyway.

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ThomasX91057810 @TonyHWindsor Let’s go back in time pic.twitter.com/7OU3q9dfkc

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katemclennan1 We were asked to deliver a PSA from the Australian govermnent pic.twitter.com/LOEec3QuDX

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MackayIM Cluster of COVID-19 cases from Noosa restaurant prompts public health alert abc.net.au/news/2020-03-2… via @abcnews

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paulmcgorrery Maths class 2020:

“If Jimmy was a hairdresser and wanted to marry a personal trainer in an open air food court, h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dq

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dril ive flattened the curve over 100 times. what have you pricks been doing

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@techoglot @NewtonMark Not really, not if you see how many planes are usually in the sky.

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AdamBandt Major news out of NSW.

Parl just passed Greens amendment to create powers to ban rental evictions during COVID cri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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“Morrison issues crystal clear guidance: ‘Stay at home except for the following 500 different things’” chaser.com.au/national/morri…

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“President Trump’s job approval rating has jumped by 5 points in the latest Gallup survey, matching the high point..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sj

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@Taezar Yes. But relax, they’ll be rolling out all day so they don’t all hit aus.gov.au at the same time. This is normal.

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juliettekayyem Quite a scoop. DHS stopped modeling pandemic impact on homeland in 2017. Me to @dlippman: “We should not be surpris..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

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sclark_melbs Also on the Commission - Jane Holton (Fmr Treasury Sec), Paul Little (Toll), Greg Combet, Catherine Tanner (RBA boa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hC

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cameronwilson Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison announces that former mining company boss Neville Power will head the Nati..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EP

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@einspruch I also probably shouldn’t have spent a bunch of time looking at the 1918–1919 pandemic. But then again, that helped.

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@einspruch I guess that’s kinda why I did it. :)

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Otherwise I’ll end up making another podcast later because I’m bored.

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@mark_r_asser Yeah there’s a rabbit on every table (Easter, you see) and they all look very sad and lonely.

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stilgherrian Oh yeah, I did another podcast last night. For some reason. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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With the shopping done (thread attached) I’m just going to potter around the house and figure out what the hell I’l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp

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@Ng88Mr I might do that tomorrow. A sack of jasmine rice is really all I need. I don’t use eggs much so can live wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KY

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Also, no hand wash or hand sanitiser except really top-shelf brands of the former at $16+ a bottle.

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Also, still no canned tomatoes or tomato-based pasta sauces.

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SITREP Coles Katoomba: Little meat, no eggs, no toilet paper etc. Potatoes and onions have returned. No soap. No ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JW

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So @SatPaper has a special five-part special. That’s special. pic.twitter.com/sRmOy4t1tB

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An old bloke with a walking stick in the street coughs like a long-term smoker. A passer-by who’d been keeping his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w9

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@corduroy Not that I noticed. I think they know everyone knows. The Easter Bunnies look a bit sad.

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This place had been struggling for a long time and I think its closure dates back a bit. But there’s been places em..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u1

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In Katoomba, the Blue Mountains Visitors Centre is closed, as of course are the pubs. The train was virtually empty..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…P3

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Schwartz’s bakery in Wentworth Falls. Normally packed at lunchtime. All tables taped off. Three other customers apa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fY

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@jdub IN JUST FOUR MINUTES, JEFF!

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@nazzer @Optus @amaysimAU It’ll be spread out all day to spread out traffic to aus.gov.au, because gov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4l

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MikeStuchbery_ Pope Francis: It’s okay, don’t go to church, confess your son’s directly to God.

Martin Luther: Motherfu- pic.twitter.com/WK1HFNuywU

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matthew_d_green I intend on gradually ramping up the weirdness of the backgrounds I use for conference calls. I figure if I do it s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JY

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AndrewPStreet Look, this would be a hellishly difficult crisis to navigate for a smart, compassionate leader acting swiftly on th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F0

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Coronavirus, part three: the economics of a shutdown” pca.st/8jddhs87

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“COVID-19: NSW introduces raft of emergency laws to parliament” themandarin.com.au/128407-covid-1… Love the photo choice. pic.twitter.com/784s4HetJs

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Wed plan, confirmed: 1207 train to Katoomba; shopping including pharmacy*; return to @bunjaree; try to think up som..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tn

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Three tips on how to convince friends and family to stay home” pca.st/6dw2lvvw

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@damana Counterpart is more than good. It is excellent. Even without a Soundbar.

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kels_316 was thinking about those mega yachts parked around Sydney and how the navy should take them up and turn them into f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SP

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I’m now thinking he should get a YouTube channel up. The set is perfect. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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dlknowles My street WhatsApp is a lot of very polite yuppies seemingly competing to feed one elderly gentleman with the bougi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ts

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Well my government COVID-19 message just arrived. From Telstra. It’s a nice change from all the pay-up messages I g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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@waltonkate Also, I realised, you don’t want everyone clicking through to aus.gov.au all at once. Crash!

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@colourmeamused_ @cragget @SnarkyPlatypus I can’t be arsed going to her Instagram feed.

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@colourmeamused_ @cragget I dunno, it was retweeted by @SnarkyPlatypus and he’s smart and stuff.

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cragget Good morning and welcome to Wednesday, March 25th 2020. Britney Spears is a Maoist now. twitter.com/generalityiii/…

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@DylangerDaly I’m guessing (note word) is that it’s because we don’t want EMERGENCY on people’s screens, and perhap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DR

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edbott Wait, they’re bragging that they’re retracing NINETEEN THIRTY THREE? pic.twitter.com/gCIj4YQ8pe

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@aleta_k I’m not the person to ask, sorry. I’m not really tracing the spread even in AU, I just saw that chart toda..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vm

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MattNavarra Mobile phone operators in Germany show a message when users switch off WiFi

ht Jannis Korn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hr

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The South Australian government seems to have made a useful flowchart. twitter.com/IndigenousPHAA…

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@darrenpauli @teambuild3r From actual people’s screenshots it’s a plain TXT. As you’d expect. Someone brain genius..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F1

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This is quite impressive, really. pic.twitter.com/XUVZbNpilL

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joshgnosis I slept through the press conference last night because I’m on early shift this week but tried to read the transcri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IE

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Wed plan, the outline: Slow start (in progress); make my way to Katoomba; shopping including pharmacy; try to think..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y6

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CanberraInsider March 25, 2014: Prime Minister Tony Abbott added Knights and Dames to the Order of Australia honours. The awards we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TV

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Your_Pal_Billy Think of the greater good people pic.twitter.com/QWYGPR54dI

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msmegwatson Govt: Just follow the information. Don’t panic.

Also govt: All info will be given at 10pm in the form of angry ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o4

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@kels_316 Fair point. So let’s see if we can find someone who isn’t a fucking idiot.

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@kels_316 “Anyone with a job”, the Prime Minister said last night, because the economy. Or something. Anyway, I hea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nv

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ellaNbuckland All these noobs who are horrified by the system… “Centrelink know I have children but I have to re pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gx

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HartWexford Imagine how much animals would despise us if they learned of the concept of “sauce”

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oz_f Getting desperate pic.twitter.com/IETfwY8zVV

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Oh yeah, I did another podcast last night. For some reason. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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edbott These headlines are, um, not reassuring. pic.twitter.com/dQxATHtVLc

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The top of the page at aus.gov.au isn’t bad at all, but the whole thing seems too long to me. This is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kz

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I mean funny-strange not funny-haha.

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@waltonkate There is an emergency broadcast message, where each telco network can sent a message out to all phones..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4V

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Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out that the US is being run by an evangelical death cult. twitter.com/nwjerseyliz/st…

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@wickedcherub @waltonkate Yep, “is sending” not “has sent”. :)

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@waltonkate It takes time to sent 25 million of them. It’s an SMS, not an emergency cell broadcast message.

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@jetztgibtshaue Indeed. I reckon I could centipede up a few people at a much lower price.

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I also see that Abbott has definitely moved on from his battles against Rudd. twitter.com/Rob_Stott/stat…

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Rob_Stott Incredible lighting areas from Tony Abbott on Sky last night pic.twitter.com/RgoH5cPX9C

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@paulwiggins I was even going to guess Fiji, thinking about life and times and places. :) But yes, definitely a river.

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BlackPlaques Hey @AstorHostels – in the 1840s your building by the British Museum was where masturbators went to be cured. Theytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…67mX

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Oh dear. Well I’m glad the nation’s top comms people have crafted this, because imagine how bad it would’ve been o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2l

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edbott 18 days ago. twitter.com/JesseLehrich/s…

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@paulwiggins It’s still just a random tropical creek though.

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While @CARROT_app’s advice is sensible, and the Blue Mountains weather forecast disappointing, I must show my face..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OK

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@developerjack Hahaha of course they are. These people are always fond of the classics.

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@paulwiggins What, off the bridge into the river?

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@jpwarren @kels_316 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jeamland Because your face isn’t emitting DEADLY RADIATION. Are you new here?

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@kels_316 It’s the little round sticker that does it apparently, @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark @jeamland

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Protect Your Brain From Deadly Radiation. pic.twitter.com/MeJLawQxJv

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Wednesday. The words that you see are not the words that you read. Wednesday.

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