Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 26th, 2020

@johnb78 You’ve lost me. Apart from the Karen bit at the end.

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ed_hawkins Stuck at home looking for something useful to do?

We’re looking for volunteers to help us recover 4 million rainfa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GN

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@rubyblue70 @SnarkyPlatypus Excellent, thanks. I won’t be visiting the dog I know for a while but will get a video next time I visit.

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_darrensmith It seems the celebrities have stopped shitposting their quarantine videos. We’ve passed that first stage, people. B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xd

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KarlreMarks The US declared war on the virus but in 10 years they’ll sit down to negotiate

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JonesCitizen Gordon Ramsey has laid off 500 staff. One of his chefs called him ‘a little piece of shit’ for doing so. Ramsey is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bu

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stilgherrian This is very well done. Yes, do retweet the shit out of it. twitter.com/lindyli/status…

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This is excellent. Check it out. twitter.com/textfiles/stat…

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stilgherrian Thank you, @DeionNBCMT, for proving the source material for endless memes. A true American hero. twitter.com/DeionNBCMT/sta…

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This is kinda their job though, ‘cept these days they subcontract a lot of the wet work. twitter.com/freocookster/s…

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This is curious. I know another dog that does this, except he keeps the pig’s ear in his mouth as he does it. Ping..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p4

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richardcoventry I am if you’re thinking “must go out and buy a lampshade”. twitter.com/WifeyyMaterial…

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@miller_c_j So what you’re saying is that I’ve got nothing to look forward to.

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@darrenpauli @NewtonMark A more recent version of the headline says he’s “fighting for life”.

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@jonkudelka I can’t see anyone’s fist up it though. How does it work?

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@darrenpauli @NewtonMark Yeah, I agree that it’s not defo (IANAL). Nor is there a tort of privacy. But if people tu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…np

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@BrianLaRoux Do you know offhand whether there’s any way to fine-tune the output?

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@tophermwoods No worries. :) I have been caught in this before.

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@tophermwoods Rijksinstituut voor Volksgezondheid en Milieu.

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SLevelt PEW PEW PEW pic.twitter.com/akVny2iis7

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This is the voice I use for the podcast content warning and end tag because I’m too lazy to find a human to do it.

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@TimeGhostTV @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks! I’d been wondering where everyone was.

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Fact: Apple’s female voice synth for Australian English is named Karen. pic.twitter.com/2YN1IV9qKt

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“This Would Be A Lot Easier If The Liberals Hadn’t Buggered Up The NBN” by @MrKRudd junkee.com/kevin-rudd-cor…

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@SuperCroup No hate involved here. More astonishment.

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jagungal1 Telling the living at @Aust_Parliament that I will miss them @Aurecon @ANU_Bees ☹🐝 pic.twitter.com/P7tB6EG8ws

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kels_316 Narrator: they aren’t twitter.com/9NewsAdel/stat…

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@gavincostello Well, they did with this customer. Maybe I’m special. Or they’re special. twitter.com/Bredgens/statu…

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@SuperCroup I never knew you had a pet cow. I think it might be unwell.

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@gavincostello Well, I was checking my usage in the app and it said this at the top. It links to that form. Shrug. pic.twitter.com/uiadLryx3X

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Heads-up if you’re a Telstra Mobile customer, either post-paid or pre-paid! Free extra data for the COVID-19 lockdo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bs

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kels_316 old matey not real good on the virus issue, for a bloke who made a fortune selling anti-virus. twitter.com/officialmcafee…

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JakeHarvey95 Fuck sake just took my nan some food but forgot to film myself handing it to her, what a waste of time

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@nickheathsport He’s also doing sports-style commentary of everyday life events. It’s marvellous. twitter.com/nickheathsport…

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Freelance sports commentator & journalist @nickheathsport is holed up at home with no work, so amongst other things..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…22

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hunterwalk Stark AF pic.twitter.com/stKivOhmvK

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@NewtonMark They’re rich and have lawyers?

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mumbletwits “Jacinda has shown leadership and judgement, unlike our excuse for a PM.”
“What’s she done?”
“No idea. Do you know?”

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“New Idea” magazine used to have a column called “Mere Male” which was women writing in with stories about how stup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rE

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fesshole I have been micro dosing magic mushrooms for 6 weeks. I feel genuinely great and I have stopped caring about all th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IG

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Histreepix Research shows most Britons “planned to be staying in for the next six-to-eight months anyway”. March, 2020. pic.twitter.com/nnIi819QWc

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@RealNickHodge There’s nothing wrong with going hypersonic. It’s all the rage these days.

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@Sam_Hickey @bunjaree He is a good cat. Still very skinny and bony though.

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“The US military’s behind-the-scenes moves to protect nuclear readiness amid coronavirus” newsweek.com/us-militarys-b…

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“Pentagon’s major hypersonic glide body flight test deemed success” defensenews.com/smr/army-moder…

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“Russia’s Northern Fleet submariners to test fire Tsirkon hypersonic missiles” tass.com/defense/1132807

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Wendywoo_g 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/Q1QRtHdrF1

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@bunjaree Bones has been very friendly with everyone lately, I’m guessing because he’s feeling that something’s up..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FF

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This is Bones, the @bunjaree cat so named because he was found as a starving abandoned kitten and was nothing but s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VJ

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rob_sheridan The Modern War Effort. Important messages from the United States Department of Sociopathic Oligarchy…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren I only noticed the context after I’d posted the first tweet. This is all very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g9

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@Thefinnigans You’re saying we need a Shinshinkansen?

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@SBSOnDemand As is “Shin Godzilla”, the 31st film in the Godzilla franchise. Because why not. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video…

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I see that “The Death of Stalin” is on @SBSOnDemand. sbs.com.au/ondemand/video… A very good film.

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@SnarkyPlatypus That high case death rate is partly down to the lack of testing, of course, but yeah things are going to get very bad.

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@WarWraith @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren What a n00b! Though those kids are in trouble.

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@NickyWill100 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren The sovereign citizen rabbit-hole is deep, weird, and dangerous.

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Here we go, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren. Love me a bit o’that ol’ SovCit action! twitter.com/20DollarTrill/…

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MrDTJames ‘AIDA has also received a message that in a Western Australian hospital, a comment was made that Aboriginal and Tor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yA

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rrhoover This looked like toilet paper online 🤦🏼‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/HpUAv8ODi0

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Holbornlolz People in Birmingham are stealing sheep.
pic.twitter.com/1YN1B1KcXQ

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It’s true. This is the Australia First Party website right now. pic.twitter.com/JIGdvQS1WT

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I presume they just mean the Brisbane Line, as per the Australia First Party.

(Also the party’s website has bene..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AM

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gths I don’t know pic.twitter.com/EbBzl5PYet

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This is a very, very good question. Any suggestions for @NickyWill100? twitter.com/NickyWill100/s…

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I might do another podcast tomorrow. People seemed to like the previous two. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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HamishTaylor31 With the lockdown causing a drop in pollution, the world is beginning to heal. Obikes have returned to the Yarra 💚 pic.twitter.com/4Y49fNY3IY

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“As dangerous as poison gas shells.” pic.twitter.com/L3sOa6BOhS

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MatthewBevan Once North Queensland secedes can Brisbane have daylight saving? twitter.com/ciaraejones/st…

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@DrSallyCockburn Because they’re idiots, Sally. Because they’re idiots.

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AmyRemeikis There is no North Queensland border. I can’t even 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 twitter.com/tj__obrien/sta…

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dannolan Queensland: Australia’s Florida pic.twitter.com/Y2HvwB0RhW

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callapilla The SA government is offering a one-off $500 benefit to everyone on a jobseeker allowance/newstart in that state.

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@R_Chirgwin @Telstra Turns out the tech was returning from an earlier job and happened to be driving past — and he.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u3h

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@R_Chirgwin @Telstra Wow this is incredibly fast service! Well done Telstra!

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xeni A+ meme here. pic.twitter.com/qbJ2lidSgP

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The only bats that are a threat to Australia are those living in @macsween_prue’s head. twitter.com/EvanQuartermai…

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EvanQuartermain Emergency lines are being clogged by people calling about bats; a direct result of blatant misinformation spread by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jY

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I think @cameronwilson needs to know about these and find more.

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“French baker creates chocolate coronavirus as antidote to fear amid outbreak” youtube.com/watch?v=Aw7iL-… pic.twitter.com/1r3dzKRjFh

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@timothy_mcd You’ll hate this then. “French baker creates chocolate coronavirus as antidote to fear amid outbreak”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Z

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Reuters Meet the Hanoi chef who is attempting to boost morale in the Vietnamese capital by selling green, coronavirus-theme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gz

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“Is Singapore feeling safe
enough to go to the polls? All signs point to a looming election, but nothing is officia..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…42

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Sydney Uni’s Sydney Ideas seminars are continuing, but as a podcast series. Good thinking. sydney.edu.au/engage/events-…

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@NewtonMark @dobes @jasonjordan See? I knew you’d know the Real Scients.

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Davelennonabc Rural tech at it’s best installing bloody great fans to blow stubble fire smoke away 😄 pic.twitter.com/aCB9DYWvsg

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@munin That would be marvellous.

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@NewtonMark What a drab world it would be if the only things that happened were those that we “need”.

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@munin Link for the map if you need new rabbit-hole right now. google.com.au/maps/@-33.6986…

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@_ClaireConnelly @munin Sometimes you don’t have a banana handy.

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@munin I really should do the walks again soon. It’s been years. Kinda take them for granted. The Mountains for 50k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bi

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@munin There’s walking tracks all through this patch, including stairs running down to the floor of the valley…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zD

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@annie_parker @munin My pleasure. It’s a fascinating rabbit-hole. @bunjaree is basically half a metre of wet clay on top of this shit.

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michaelmeloni Social distancing meets airfield design: twitter.com/shannon_wells/…

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@munin And this is part of what this village is named for. pic.twitter.com/Q2YKczgWIR

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@munin And this photo is mine. The fog burned off about 10 minutes after I took this. pic.twitter.com/PyBKFH9y69

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@munin And here’s a typical Blue Mountains lookout. pic.twitter.com/fqCzHDgowu

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For @munin, some random stolen pics of the Gardens of Stone National Park. pic.twitter.com/yVeTLH7FsY

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Here’s a picture. Sandstone, but impregnated with layers made from iron-bearing fluids. mountainproject.com/photo/11123903… pic.twitter.com/ykdrgGnzsR

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Telstra guy is here fixing the fried internet landline. He reminds us that the reason lightning is so fierce in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zl

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“No, Officer, this driver wasn’t speeding. I’m a scientist.” twitter.com/nnwakelam/stat…

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@j_hutch Not the good scissors though.

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Maybe @NewtonMark could add this to his ringtone collection too. twitter.com/garthk/status/…

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garthk I trust this is @kcarruthers’ ring tone, now? overcast.fm/+BsxHNme4E/32:… pic.twitter.com/QrSlxa6wHZ

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Kyle_Feldscher This is just unbelievable.

A Pennsylvania grocery store had to throw away $35,000 worth of food because a woman de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qj

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I think both @dobes and @NewtonMark can confirm that this is correct, @jasonjordan. twitter.com/jasonjordan/st…

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reillystyley Today’s very good laugh

(Thank you @edmundiffland) twitter.com/PhilNWang/stat…

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Maybe I should get my own drone so I can fly around and shout at people.

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I’m really quite liking Sindaco De Luca, the mayor of Messina in Sicily. twitter.com/pietroraffa/st…

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@egadheg People keep re-doing “Romeo and Juliet” as well.

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nils_gilman Lets not forget that “finding a shared reality” after 9/11 (a peculiarly but tellingly passive formulation) was the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc

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juhasaarinen “In Messina in Sicily, the voice of the city’s mayor Cateno De Luca booms through speakers on drones that fly overh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4K

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This is a LOT more interesting than I thought it was going to be. @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @jpwarren. twitter.com/sageboggs/stat…

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Big call, because it’s strongly-contested title. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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Queen_UK “Six cases of gin, 200 cans of fever tree tonic, a few packets of rich tea biscuits, three tubes of BBQ Pringles, a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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Rob_Stott The CEO of Just Cuts says the PM’s decision to lift the 30 minute window on haircuts is ‘bonkers’ pic.twitter.com/JBisoKexwX

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Meanjin A NEW daily mail from @Meanjin: every day at 7am we’ll post out a link to reading from our 80-year archive. Might b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LG

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@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @evcricket There’s still PV in, because it shows same on the charge controller. The error code..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nn

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I hadn’t realised the PM has even lost Warnie. HT @crikey_news. twitter.com/ShaneWarne/sta…

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benitakolovos Victoria Police have done 88 spot checks on people who are supposed to be self-isolating. Seven people weren’t home..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AI

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This is very well done. Yes, do retweet the shit out of it. twitter.com/lindyli/status…

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lindyli Trump just sent a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this ad.

So let’s the share..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xw

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AlboMP This is the council house where I grew up. It’s the house where my mum was born and died.

I know how important it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl

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This is brilliant. Also, very silly. twitter.com/Tim_Coronel/st…

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whereistanya Ms 7 wanted to join a meeting and the meeting owner said sure, if she brought an agenda. So she came back with this..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

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“We have always been at war with Eastasia.” twitter.com/GOP/status/124…

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olgakhazan Please, God, someone do a sport so my boyfriend will stop talking about his sourdough starter

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@broomstick33 @jamescmcpherson On the other hand, from the latest Essential polling… “Q. Which of the following i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vf

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clairecmc He was going to bomb a hospital because he didn’t like the govt telling him what to do re:Coronavirus.

FBI says m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pq

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TheRMH We are aware of a message circulating across email and social media containing incorrect information.

This is not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6x

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XLarimeX I’m a disabled artist and draw caricatures with my mouth on the LV Strip for tips - I average $20 a face but get wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tD

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umairh I remember when pundits used to make fun of me for saying America’s a failed state twitter.com/RachelBitecofe…

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rhysam “We’re not going to have a Sydney Harbour fiasco”- WA Premier.

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whereisdaz OK Sydney, this is a great start. Let’s get that number down way under 10%. Every movement, every interaction creat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wb

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Some @TimeGhostTV news for @dobes and @SnarkyPlatypus: The Indonesian independence series starts in a few weeks, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AS

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KeithConlon This is an urgent request from frontline health workers in Australia… please .
Thanks to @abc730 for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cI

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “The tantalising scheme to fix coronavirus in only six weeks” pca.st/dmu157c2

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DeanWinter4 Has anyone ever gained additional clarity from a sentence starting with ‘let me be clear’ or ‘to be clear’?

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@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @evcricket Indeed. I am familiar with the process, being old and having seen many fried machines.

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textfiles Do you need fantastically good news you’ll want to spread around?

The Internet Archive, recognizing the National..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yM

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@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @evcricket Well that’s annoying. Is the fried electronics photo-worthy? I’ll pop over if so. P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mz

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@oz_f @7ampodcast Beautiful! It’s a great series this week, btw. Sufficiently different from other approaches to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oe

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@7ampodcast I have a small request for @oz_f, though: Can you record a few different scripts and voices for the in-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UQ

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thelastanna I am an emergency physician. My increased exposure means that I have chosen to isolate from my family, to keep them..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fe

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swinlib Students! The building may be closed but we’re at home waiting for your call. Call us on (03) 9214 8330, or email l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RM

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Catching up with the details of this. “National COVID-19 Coordination Commission established” themandarin.com.au/128555-nationa…

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therevmountain Majority of Australia normally: “wtf is federalism, why can’t the federal government just own everything?”
Now: “he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uq

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diyodemag [Issue 7] Do you have an old computer lying around? ⁠We turned an old ATX supply into a workbench power supply with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5p

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@mrgsocial @NeilMcMahon It’s a compulsory joke for 5 points.

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@lucy_kwong But you secretly want it to be true, right? :)

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Coronavirus, part four: the Australian scientists who could beat it” pca.st/sixu4ugk

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GordyPls YES pic.twitter.com/OGuhCUxxZm

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VictorianCHO It’s taken awhile, but here’s a real-time view of important Victorian -19 data.
app.powerbi.com/view?r=eyJrIjo…

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@oberonsghost I thought that’s what you’d say. :)

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Is it wrong that I want to delete and retweet that to add the missing full stop at the end of the first sentence?

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Thu plan, finally: Potter around the internets seeking inspiration for story pitches

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CTowersCBS This cheered me up pic.twitter.com/n9e01ALjcR

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Just making sure my Incredibly Funny Joke™ stays relevant with a screenshot. pic.twitter.com/WmN34OPhpr

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Gosh. I thought Ray Hadley would’ve already been busy enough with his media commitments. twitter.com/2GB873/status/…

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catcontentonly Btw “wet market” is a dog whistle in the same way “bushmeat” was during the Ebola outbreak.

They both revive old s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ci

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NewtonMark One of $partner’s colleagues is from Lebanon. He said, “You Australians have something wrong with you. If you ever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V4

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Damn beautiful though. (This is a re-done tweet because I made the assumption this was the Montana bit and not Wyom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sG

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Thank you, @DeionNBCMT, for proving the source material for endless memes. A true American hero. twitter.com/DeionNBCMT/sta…

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sammyjcomedian Josh the dog can’t find his surplus! Let’s help him out. pic.twitter.com/3jypzbPJEu

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TheKennyScott Glasgow, never change 😂 pic.twitter.com/DF9XNJMCX2

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@cefy Is a telescope a magnifying glass?

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@damana @voltagex Tomorrow. Or maybe the day after. I saw a website, anyway.

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@dobes @rohan_p There are all very important questions.

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This weather forecast is extremely accurate in all areas. I’m glad I slept in. pic.twitter.com/vnRMNN8DmZ

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Thursday. When was the last time you used a magnifying glass? Thursday.

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Car people are fuckwits anyway. Poncing about because you’ve pissed away more money on your transport than other people. Losers.

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Maybe I’ve stumbled into a parody. But my comment stands.

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Except, you know, Jaskaran has some points here. Ping @kels_316. twitter.com/JaskaranSandhu…

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@jxeeno Katoomba and the Blue Mountains in general is very white.

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@jxeeno Exactly. :) And that’s good, right? “Just checking that you’ll enjoy this.”

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@jxeeno @MiddleMoney The name was only changed in 1985, so I’m old enough to remember seeing its original name on the shelves.

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DavidHasselhoff For the next few months this is how I am going to greet people…👍 this is no joke pic.twitter.com/sRjXIgwOxE

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@jxeeno I tend to go for the Korean ones for my standby starve-food. Or some of the Thai ones because of my Thai in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0

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@jxeeno I… I think… maybe… maybe I’d like to try it?

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@jxeeno What is this product? What is it flavouring?

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Apparently “FOXTEL looks to help customers” is a thing now. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon I’d drag @SuperCroup into this because he worked the tables on cruise ships, but he may be in bed by now.

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@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon Yep, some of the ex-Sydney “cruises” were described to me as clear Sydney Heads, sails i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aO

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@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon Well that’s the point. What are these people looking at? I guess the shows and the roule..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W3

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mrchrisaddison Show your kids. twitter.com/bbcdoctorwho/s…

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@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon Really? What do they look at? Sand?

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