@johnb78 You’ve lost me. Apart from the Karen bit at the end.
RT @ed_hawkins: Stuck at home looking for something useful to do?
We’re looking for volunteers to help us recover 4 million rainfall obser…
@rubyblue70 @SnarkyPlatypus Excellent, thanks. I won’t be visiting the dog I know for a while but will get a video next time I visit.
RT @_darrensmith: It seems the celebrities have stopped shitposting their quarantine videos. We’ve passed that first stage, people. Bravo a…
KarlreMarks The US declared war on the virus but in 10 years they’ll sit down to negotiate
@asta_fish @SnarkyPlatypus Beautiful! Thanks.
RT @JonesCitizen: Gordon Ramsey has laid off 500 staff. One of his chefs called him ‘a little piece of shit’ for doing so. Ramsey is worth…
RT @stilgherrian: This is very well done. Yes, do retweet the shit out of it. https://t.co/8Kq6MtQ8Cu
This is excellent. Check it out. https://t.co/X8IiXuOS7M
RT @stilgherrian: Thank you, @DeionNBCMT, for proving the source material for endless memes. A true American hero. https://t.co/8JrJXMDn6z
This is kinda their job though, ’cept these days they subcontract a lot of the wet work. https://t.co/fPFYwOTmtP
@asta_fish @SnarkyPlatypus What sort of dog is he?
This is curious. I know another dog that does this, except he keeps the pig’s ear in his mouth as he does it. Ping… https://t.co/Yri4rAJxp4
RT @richardcoventry: I am if you’re thinking “must go out and buy a lampshade”. https://t.co/meiEnZdnpS
@BrianLaRoux I guess so.
@kels_316 Perfect.
@miller_c_j So what you’re saying is that I’ve got nothing to look forward to.
@darrenpauli @NewtonMark A more recent version of the headline says he’s “fighting for lifeâ€.
@darrenpauli @NewtonMark Anyway here we are. https://t.co/yZsuQjiTgh
@kels_316 Go on… I’m listening.
@jonkudelka I can’t see anyone’s fist up it though. How does it work?
@tophermwoods Better now then, eh.
RT @Scarfolk: Britain, 2020 vs Scarfolk, 2015
https://t.co/OTJ7ghek5Q
#CoronavirusLockdownUK #SocialDistancinguk #lockdownuk https://t.co/U…
@darrenpauli @NewtonMark Yeah, I agree that it’s not defo (IANAL). Nor is there a tort of privacy. But if people tu… https://t.co/a0zj2KGhnp
@BrianLaRoux Do you know offhand whether there’s any way to fine-tune the output?
@tophermwoods No worries. :) I have been caught in this before.
@tophermwoods Rijksinstituut voor Volksgezondheid en Milieu.
@tophermwoods Pssst! Try in Dutch.
SLevelt PEW PEW PEW pic.twitter.com/akVny2iis7
@DrRhysPockett Not that kind of cunt, apparently.
@Scottludlam @MrKRudd Well, no. And here we are.
This is the voice I use for the podcast content warning and end tag because I’m too lazy to find a human to do it.
@TimeGhostTV @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks! I’d been wondering where everyone was.
Fact: Apple’s female voice synth for Australian English is named Karenpic.twitter.com/2YN1IV9qKtKt
“This Would Be A Lot Easier If The Liberals Hadn’t Buggered Up The NBN†by @MrKRudd https://t.co/5qlxRNm2jA
@sylmobile It may well help.
@sylmobile Bit early, mate.
@SuperCroup No hate involved here. More astonishment.
RT @jagungal1: Telling the #bees living at @Aust_Parliament that I will miss them @Aurecon @ANU_Bees #beekeeping ☹ðŸ https://t.co/P7tB6EG8ws
RT @kels_316: Narrator: they aren’t https://t.co/qs8HGjiKpn
@gavincostello Well, they did with this customer. Maybe I’m special. Or they’re special. https://t.co/k2SRsT6bt9
@Dave_Hooton I am investigating.
@SuperCroup I never knew you had a pet cow. I think it might be unwell.
@Bredgens Curious. I just had this. https://t.co/DVtBMlZD3Y
@gavincostello Well, I was checking my usage in the app and it said this at the top. It links to that form. Shrug. pic.twitter.com/uiadLryx3X
@Bredgens For mobile?
Heads-up if you’re a Telstra Mobile customer, either post-paid or pre-paid! Free extra data for the COVID-19 lockdo… https://t.co/yCvk7TU4Bs
RT @kels_316: old matey not real good on the virus issue, for a bloke who made a fortune selling anti-virus. https://t.co/pOCMi74Mka
I see. pic.twitter.com/Zx055DMW0S
JakeHarvey95 Fuck sake just took my nan some food but forgot to film myself handing it to her, what a waste of time
@nickheathsport He’s also doing sports-style commentary of everyday life events. It’s marvellous. https://t.co/dcjDCT0thE
Freelance sports commentator & journalist @nickheathsport is holed up at home with no work, so amongst other things… https://t.co/RJmBB4fI22
RT @hunterwalk: Stark AF https://t.co/stKivOhmvK
@NewtonMark They’re rich and have lawyers?
mumbletwits “Jacinda has shown leadership and judgement, unlike our excuse for a PM.”
“What’s she done?”
“No idea. Do you know?”
“New Idea†magazine used to have a column called “Mere Male†which was women writing in with stories about how stup… https://t.co/2tHOfxORrE
RT @fesshole: I have been micro dosing magic mushrooms for 6 weeks. I feel genuinely great and I have stopped caring about all the nonsense…
RT @Histreepix: Research shows most Britons “planned to be staying in for the next six-to-eight months anywayâ€. March, 2020. https://t.co/n…
@RealNickHodge There’s nothing wrong with going hypersonic. It’s all the rage these days.
@SnarkyPlatypus Yep. Satire I’d say. #poeslaw https://t.co/xXcFY3K1nK
@SnarkyPlatypus I call shenanigans.
@Sam_Hickey @bunjaree He is a good cat. Still very skinny and bony though.
“The US military’s behind-the-scenes moves to protect nuclear readiness amid coronavirus†https://t.co/5DBhzcR0Tt
“Pentagon’s major hypersonic glide body flight test deemed success†https://t.co/hhVpxkRFEV
“Russia’s Northern Fleet submariners to test fire Tsirkon hypersonic missiltass.com/defense/113280708GXxx
RT @Wendywoo_g: 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/Q1QRtHdrF1
@bunjaree Bones has been very friendly with everyone lately, I’m guessing because he’s feeling that something’s up… https://t.co/cG4xketeFF
This is Bones, the @bunjaree cat so named because he was found as a starving abandoned kitten and was nothing but s… https://t.co/uJ3WcFHrVJ
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Yep. Let’s hope it’s quick.
RT @rob_sheridan: The Modern War Effort. Important messages from the United States Department of Sociopathic Oligarchy. #ArtIsResistance #S…
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren I only noticed the context after I’d posted the first tweet. This is all very… https://t.co/Th9o1GZsg9
@wine_o_phile @SBSOnDemand I have no idea. This is an question for @alexkidman.
@Thefinnigans You’re saying we need a Shinshinkansen?
@SBSOnDemand As is “Shin Godzillaâ€, the 31st film in the Godzilla franchise. Because why not. https://t.co/FyqG3OPgY9
@SBSOnDemand Gosh, as is “Gattacaâ€. https://t.co/7ws417Vemb
@SBSOnDemand As is “In the Loopâ€. https://t.co/bs8PXAGuf1
I see that “The Death of Stalin†is on @SBSOnDemand. https://t.co/5VI9uKQcG8 A very good film.
@20DollarTrill @NickyWill100 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren I don’t think this is going to end well. :(
@SnarkyPlatypus That high case death rate is partly down to the lack of testing, of course, but yeah things are going to get very bad.
@WarWraith @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren What a n00b! Though those kids are in trouble.
@NickyWill100 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren The sovereign citizen rabbit-hole is deep, weird, and dangerous.
@NickyWill100 @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren This is how it starts. https://t.co/rUhQ5loOGH
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren Oh wait. This is serious. https://t.co/oZzWh9mqXV https://t.co/k3g5clAFhL
Here we go, @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @jpwarren. Love me a bit o’that ol’ SovCit action! https://t.co/0lSThOoCf9
RT @MrDTJames: ‘AIDA has also received a message that in a Western Australian hospital, a comment was made that Aboriginal and Torres Strai…
RT @rrhoover: This looked like toilet paper online 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™‚ï¸ https://t.co/HpUAv8ODi0
RT @Holbornlolz: People in Birmingham are stealing sheep.
https://t.co/1YN1B1KcXQ
It’s true. This is the Australia First Party website right nowpic.twitter.com/JIGdvQS1WTWT
I presume they just mean the Brisbane Line, as per the Australia First Party.
(Also the party’s website has bene… https://t.co/RVueopEwAM
@Wyld Why thank you. I think.
gths I don’t know pic.twitter.com/EbBzl5PYet
@SnarkyPlatypus @RealNickHodge I strongly support this Modest Proposal.
This is a very, very good question. Any suggestions for @NickyWill100? https://t.co/TNmBKeSC9D
I might do another podcast tomorrow. People seemed to like the previous two. https://t.co/qUXWsNTmAU
RT @HamishTaylor31: With the lockdown causing a drop in pollution, the world is beginning to heal. Obikes have returned to the Yarra 💚 http…
“As dangerous as poison gas shells.pic.twitter.com/L3sOa6BOhSBOhS
RT @MatthewBevan: Once North Queensland secedes can Brisbane have daylight saving? https://t.co/NShE9FZeq0
@jasonjordan @jmfarrow @AUSFestivus @NewtonMark @dobes Oh of course!
@jmfarrow @AUSFestivus @NewtonMark @dobes @jasonjordan I know people who did this. I asked them why, if this was tr… https://t.co/Kk4MSjlBHJ
@DrSallyCockburn Because they’re idiots, Sally. Because they’re idiots.
RT @AmyRemeikis: There is no North Queensland border. I can’t even 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/htlAyOOQ2S
@jmfarrow @NewtonMark @dobes @jasonjordan Depends how many grams you order.
@brisvegas1 @NewtonMark @dobes @jmfarrow @jasonjordan Yep, near Naica. https://t.co/jT7ovXvdPm
@NewtonMark @dobes @jmfarrow @jasonjordan Pffft! Go the whole hog. https://t.co/p5EiXwsOpp
@Epigrammist @glengyron @munin There’s a lot going on here.
dannolan Queensland: Australia’s Florida pic.twitter.com/Y2HvwB0RhW
@RJMajik Thanks heaps!
callapilla The SA government is offering a one-off $500 benefit to everyone on a jobseeker allowance/newstart in that state.
@R_Chirgwin @Telstra Turns out the tech was returning from an earlier job and happened to be driving past — and he… https://t.co/UGGHShau3h
@R_Chirgwin @Telstra Wow this is incredibly fast service! Well done Telstra!
@RealNickHodge @macsween_prue Relevant. https://t.co/TrCZe3ArfY
@SnarkyPlatypus @macsween_prue Well Ms Prue has considerable form here.
xeni A+ meme here. pic.twitter.com/qbJ2lidSgP
The only bats that are a threat to Australia are those living in @macsween_prue’s head. https://t.co/6DZgUl2u1k
RT @EvanQuartermain: Emergency lines are being clogged by people calling about bats; a direct result of blatant misinformation spread by @m…
I think @cameronwilson needs to know about these and find more.
“French baker creates chocolate coronavirus as antidote to fear amid outbreak†https://t.co/JpLHjHBffw https://t.co/1r3dzKRjFh
@timothy_mcd You’ll hate this then. “French baker creates chocolate coronavirus as antidote to fear amid outbreakâ€â€¦ https://t.co/UTqo4mi52Z
@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Leave it with me.
RT @Reuters: Meet the Hanoi chef who is attempting to boost morale in the Vietnamese capital by selling green, coronavirus-themed burgers h…
@timothy_mcd Awww. I quite like it.
“Is Singapore feeling safe
enough to go to the polls? All signs point to a looming election, but nothing is officia… https://t.co/Ub5lxPh442
Sydney Uni’s Sydney Ideas seminars are continuing, but as a podcast series. Good thinking. https://t.co/XdtUR93myA
@bigbadave @NewtonMark @dobes @jasonjordan S100 or GTFO.
@SnarkyPlatypus @manindotblack @NewtonMark Well it was pretty close, yes.
@NewtonMark @dobes @jasonjordan See? I knew you’d know the Real Scients.
RT @Davelennonabc: Rural tech at it’s best installing bloody great fans to blow stubble fire smoke away 😄 https://t.co/aCB9DYWvsg
@munin That would be marvellous.
@becadroit Uhuh.
@NewtonMark What a drab world it would be if the only things that happened were those that we “needâ€.
@munin Link for the map if you need new rabbit-hole right now. https://t.co/Zgd1bv4Luz
@_ClaireConnelly @munin Sometimes you don’t have a banana handy.
@munin I really should do the walks again soon. It’s been years. Kinda take them for granted. The Mountains for 50k… https://t.co/qr9SjUsfBi
@munin There’s walking tracks all through this patch, including stairs running down to the floor of the valley.… https://t.co/Ee3Nmud7zD
@annie_parker @munin My pleasure. It’s a fascinating rabbit-hole. @bunjaree is basically half a metre of wet clay on top of this shit.
RT @michaelmeloni: Social distancing meets airfield design: https://t.co/09ZVq8TjI7
@munin And this is part of what this village is named for. https://t.co/Q2YKczgWIR
@munin So yeah. Lightning.
@munin The ironstone tubes are incredible. Called Fulgurites, apparently. https://t.co/TdPO5Oa62U https://t.co/2ymoNjWVON
@munin And this photo is mine. The fog burned off about 10 minutes after I took this. https://t.co/PyBKFH9y69
@munin And here’s a typical Blue Mountains lookout. https://t.co/fqCzHDgowu
For @munin, some random stolen pics of the Gardens of Stone National Park. https://t.co/yVeTLH7FsY
Here’s a picture. Sandstone, but impregnated with layers made from iron-bearing fluids. https://t.co/3PiyM95E9F https://t.co/ykdrgGnzsR
Telstra guy is here fixing the fried internet landline. He reminds us that the reason lightning is so fierce in the… https://t.co/uMaWXuxYzl
“No, Officer, this driver wasn’t speeding. I’m a scientist.†https://t.co/gk8fFjCGxB
@j_hutch Not the good scissors though.
Maybe @NewtonMark could add this to his ringtone collection too. https://t.co/JmDlygutg0
@j_hutch Robots have hair?
RT @garthk: I trust this is @kcarruthers’ ring tone, now? https://t.co/GMyzJ0mKlc https://t.co/QrSlxa6wHZ
RT @Kyle_Feldscher: This is just unbelievable.
A Pennsylvania grocery store had to throw away $35,000 worth of food because a woman delibe…
I think both @dobes and @NewtonMark can confirm that this is correct, @jasonjordan. https://t.co/BSUOPM2W7o
RT @reillystyley: Today’s very good laugh
(Thank you @edmundiffland) https://t.co/hO4nLEundJ
@dannolan Here’s a better way. https://t.co/li95Es8r7U
Maybe I should get my own drone so I can fly around and shout at people.
I’m really quite liking Sindaco De Luca, the mayor of Messina in Sicily. https://t.co/3ggbgFnIe1
@egadheg People keep re-doing “Romeo and Juliet†as well.
RT @nils_gilman: Lets not forget that “finding a shared reality†after 9/11 (a peculiarly but tellingly passive formulation) was the essent…
RT @juhasaarinen: “In Messina in Sicily, the voice of the city’s mayor Cateno De Luca booms through speakers on drones that fly overhead, y…
This is a LOT more interesting than I thought it was going to be. @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @jpwarren. https://t.co/K23aOE0SOW
Big call, because it’s strongly-contested title. https://t.co/3MCWrA3U4x
RT @Queen_UK: “Six cases of gin, 200 cans of fever tree tonic, a few packets of rich tea biscuits, three tubes of BBQ Pringles, a steak the…
Rob_Stott The CEO of Just Cuts says the PM’s decision to lift the 30 minute window on haircuts is ‘bonkers’ pic.twitter.com/JBisoKexwX
RT @Meanjin: A NEW daily mail from @meanjin: every day at 7am we’ll post out a link to reading from our 80-year archive. Might be old, migh…
@WarWraith @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk @evcricket Oops forgot to link to the artist for that. https://t.co/h5LCm7QEKs
@WarWraith @R_Chirgwin @weezmgk @evcricket Agreed. A Disaster Porg would be a good thing. pic.twitter.com/F9VPDFcQZP
@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @evcricket There’s still PV in, because it shows same on the charge controller. The error code… https://t.co/7YugFJ6cnn
I hadn’t realised the PM has even lost Warnie. HT @crikey_news. https://t.co/gIxEUkHkP1
@liamberkery Hurrah!
RT @benitakolovos: Victoria Police have done 88 spot checks on people who are supposed to be self-isolating. Seven people weren’t home, two…
This is very well done. Yes, do retweet the shit out of it. https://t.co/8Kq6MtQ8Cu
RT @lindyli: Trump just sent a cease and desist letter demanding that TV stations immediately pull this ad.
So let’s the share the shit ou…
RT @AlboMP: This is the council house where I grew up. It’s the house where my mum was born and died.
I know how important it is to have…
@dobes @TimeGhostTV @SnarkyPlatypus They seem to shoot this all over Europe. pic.twitter.com/LtapD9RQVQ
This is brilliant. Also, very silly. https://t.co/xLjEXgosev
RT @whereistanya: Ms 7 wanted to join a meeting and the meeting owner said sure, if she brought an agenda. So she came back with this.
It…
“We have always been at war with Eastasia.†https://t.co/m62XV6vihv
olgakhazan Please, God, someone do a sport so my boyfriend will stop talking about his sourdough starter
@broomstick33 @jamescmcpherson On the other hand, from the latest Essential polling… “Q. Which of the following i… https://t.co/vmFi1iXxVf
RT @clairecmc: He was going to bomb a hospital because he didn’t like the govt telling him what to do re:Coronavirus.
FBI says man killed…
RT @TheRMH: We are aware of a message circulating across email and social media containing incorrect information.
This is not from the Roy…
RT @XLarimeX: I’m a disabled artist and draw caricatures with my mouth on the LV Strip for tips - I average $20 a face but get whatever peo…
RT @umairh: I remember when pundits used to make fun of me for saying America’s a failed state https://t.co/sZ1sx6r9Hu
RT @rhysam: “We’re not going to have a Sydney Harbour fiascoâ€- WA Premier.
RT @whereisdaz: OK Sydney, this is a great start. Let’s get that number down way under 10%. Every movement, every interaction creates a pot…
Some @TimeGhostTV news for @dobes and @SnarkyPlatypus: The Indonesian independence series starts in a few weeks, an… https://t.co/n1uyn1etAS
RT @KeithConlon: This is an urgent request from frontline health workers in Australia… please #StayatHome.
Thanks to @abc730 for produci…
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “The tantalising scheme to fix coronavirus in only six weepca.st/dmu157c2oIbsJ4
RT @DeanWinter4: Has anyone ever gained additional clarity from a sentence starting with ‘let me be clear’ or ‘to be clear’? #politas
@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @evcricket Indeed. I am familiar with the process, being old and having seen many fried machines.
RT @textfiles: Do you need fantastically good news you’ll want to spread around?
The Internet Archive, recognizing the National Emergency…
@weezmgk @R_Chirgwin @evcricket Well that’s annoying. Is the fried electronics photo-worthy? I’ll pop over if so. P… https://t.co/lxElAdPEmz
@oz_f @7ampodcast Beautiful! It’s a great series this week, btw. Sufficiently different from other approaches to be… https://t.co/wb3Qg1ZrOe
@7ampodcast I have a small request for @oz_f, though: Can you record a few different scripts and voices for the in-… https://t.co/LeCy8vjiUQ
RT @thelastanna: I am an emergency physician. My increased exposure means that I have chosen to isolate from my family, to keep them safe.…
RT @swinlib: Students! The building may be closed but we’re at home waiting for your call. Call us on (03) 9214 8330, or email library@swin…
Catching up with the details of this. “National COVID-19 Coordination Commission established†https://t.co/CiMZAFxva8
RT @therevmountain: Majority of Australia normally: “wtf is federalism, why can’t the federal government just own everything?”
Now: “hell y…
RT @diyodemag: [Issue 7] Do you have an old computer lying around? â We turned an old ATX supply into a workbench power supply with 3.3V, 5V…
@mrgsocial @NeilMcMahon It’s a compulsory joke for 5 points.
@lucy_kwong But you secretly want it to be true, right? :)
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Coronavirus, part four: the Australian scientists who could beat pca.st/sixu4ugkL1pwv5
RT @VictorianCHO: It’s taken awhile, but here’s a real-time view of important Victorian #COVID-19 data.
https://t.co/rzTE0EoFP8
@oberonsghost I thought that’s what you’d say. :)
Is it wrong that I want to delete and retweet that to add the missing full stop at the end of the first sentence?
Thu plan, finally: Potter around the internets seeking inspiration for story pitches
(Dear Tech PR: No, rando exec… https://t.co/XkZU4fL4n8
CTowersCBS This cheered me up pic.twitter.com/n9e01ALjcR
Just making sure my Incredibly Funny Jokeâ„¢ stays relevant with a screenshotpic.twitter.com/WmN34OPhprpr
Gosh. I thought Ray Hadley would’ve already been busy enough with his media commitments. https://t.co/gN8llpFbR2
RT @catcontentonly: Btw “wet market” is a dog whistle in the same way “bushmeat” was during the Ebola outbreak.
They both revive old stere…
So here we are, @SnarkyPlatypus. https://t.co/Gztd0ZRY82
RT @NewtonMark: One of $partner’s colleagues is from Lebanon. He said, “You Australians have something wrong with you. If you ever have a w…
Damn beautiful though. (This is a re-done tweet because I made the assumption this was the Montana bit and not Wyom… https://t.co/TBNIE9g2sG
Thank you, @DeionNBCMT, for proving the source material for endless memes. A true American hero. https://t.co/8JrJXMDn6z
RT @sammyjcomedian: Josh the dog can’t find his surplus! Let’s help him out. https://t.co/3jypzbPJEu
RT @TheKennyScott: Glasgow, never change 😂 https://t.co/DF9XNJMCX2
@reselsnark Don’t be difficult.
@cefy Is a telescope a magnifying glass?
This weather forecast is extremely accurate in all areas. I’m glad I slept inpic.twitter.com/vnRMNN8DmZmZ
Thursday. When was the last time you used a magnifying glass? Thursday.
Car people are fuckwits anyway. Poncing about because you’ve pissed away more money on your transport than other people. Losers.
Maybe I’ve stumbled into a parody. But my comment stands.
“Looking down your nose†at people because they have the wrong kind of Ferrari. That takes a special kind of oblivi… https://t.co/XYJJtCN2hq
Except, you know, Jaskaran has some points here. Ping @kels_316. https://t.co/vuJUVWpAFs
bbcdoctorwho Incoming transmission. #MessageFromTheDoctor #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/WRTROxWRQy
@jxeeno Katoomba and the Blue Mountains in general is very white.
@jxeeno Exactly. :) And that’s good, right? “Just checking that you’ll enjoy this.â€
@jxeeno I remember ordering the spicy seafood noodles at the Korean cafe in Katoomba and the chef came out to check… https://t.co/TaHiBjGrHN
@jxeeno You wimp. :P
@jxeeno @MiddleMoney The name was only changed in 1985, so I’m old enough to remember seeing its original name on the shelves.
@jxeeno @MiddleMoney Oh you think? :)
RT @DavidHasselhoff: For the next few months this is how I am going to greet people…💠this is no joke #staysafe https://t.co/sRjXIgwOxE
@MiddleMoney @jxeeno Also the graphics look racist.
@jxeeno I tend to go for the Korean ones for my standby starve-food. Or some of the Thai ones because of my Thai in… https://t.co/tA1ccWrQk0
@MiddleMoney @jxeeno Mmmm… “Packet flavourâ€. Yum!
@jxeeno Also, why do you have this?
@jxeeno I… I think… maybe… maybe I’d like to try it?
@SuperCroup @_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon The ultimate in glamour!
@SuperCroup @_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon Norovirus is God’s gift.
@jxeeno What is this product? What is it flavouring?
Apparently “FOXTEL looks to help customers†is a thing now. https://t.co/v1TRpg4BUh
@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon I’d drag @SuperCroup into this because he worked the tables on cruise ships, but he may be in bed by now.
@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon Yep, some of the ex-Sydney “cruises†were described to me as clear Sydney Heads, sails i… https://t.co/EE4I2DgQaO
@developerjack Yeah it’s a cunt like that.
@_midofo_ @FreoPope @arwon Well that’s the point. What are these people looking at? I guess the shows and the roule… https://t.co/HDuEMawHW3
RT @mrchrisaddison: Show your kids. https://t.co/zSqvdxa05C
@alexmills3002 @craigreucassel OK, that’s up to Craig. :)