Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 27th, 2020

MikeStuchbery_ Dudes wearing skull face masks/bandanas. You don’t look hard, you look like a pencil-necked Atomwaffen Division inc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Og

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stilgherrian If you like any of this crap please consider the worthiness of the top jar at stilgherrian.com/tip/, or even if y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a2

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stilgherrian Did you miss the previous episodes?

“The 9pm His Plague Diary 1”
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“The 9pm His Plague Diar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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stilgherrian NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 3” stilgherrian.com/edict/00099/

Also on Spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… and Sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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nswnma BREAKING

It’s unspeakable that over 600 nurses have lost their jobs in the midst of this crisis. The government ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sD

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NSWHealth All you need is water & a detergent (surfactant) such as a bar of soap, body wash or shampoo. It doesn’t need to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2z

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AnimalsWorId Spotted Malabar civet… A critically endangered mammal not seen until 1990 resurfaces for the first time in India..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vx

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ClaireSCowie BBC News - BTS launch lessons to help their fans learn Korean bbc.co.uk/news/entertain…

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RealSardonicus Come to Moreau Island they said, it will be fun, they said. pic.twitter.com/SwREaPkNss

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@moylecroft Putting that aside, he does strike me as the thoughtful type.

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@noreasonspec Yes, he’s clearly struggled with that experience.

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If you haven’t watched this yet you really must. twitter.com/weeaboo/status…

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@stemplemanmp Indeed. I have a dark sense of humour, but I’m also aware how bad this could get.

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@stemplemanmp I hope you’ve been enjoying* the confusion from your friends on the other side. :/

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@stemplemanmp And here it is all on a single web page for non-Macquarie people too. Thanks, @stemplemanmptwitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6

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@yabbie5674 Lol that’s a bit of a stretch.

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SpillerOfTea I dunno if it’s all that extraordinary.

I mean, ‘lying bastard with a long, uninterrupted history of lying bastard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cs

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This one is a bit better. The card is a bit bent because of the way he’s holding it, but I can’t be bothered workin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wA

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@moylecroft Sure. But I do, kinda, and I am a person of quality.

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I could’ve worked on that text positioning a bit more but you get the idea.

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I am not feeling confident, Mr Morrison. pic.twitter.com/a1iJtATGRu

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flightradar24 We checked @JetPhotos archvie to find photos of previous LOT flights to Australia and found for example this Ilyush..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ta

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NewtonMark Don’t see that every day. twitter.com/flightradar24/…

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DrRimmer The Communications Crisis Centre - @nzpolice and Wellington Paranormal team up to tackle social distancing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7E

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@shal2500 @oberonsghost @juhasaarinen One of the period’s greatest navigators!

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@R_Chirgwin Have they thought of not yelling?

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Solid, detailed email just now from @stemplemanmp, my federal MP (Labor) MP, linking to both federal and state COVI..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VX

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@drunkenmadman Interesting. The info I had was from the US. Maybe they haven’t pulled the plug here. I’ll check that out.

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@oberonsghost @juhasaarinen Of course. (And I was thinking along those lines as soon as I’d typed it.)

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@drunkenmadman I am embarrassed to say I didn’t even think of that. Buttered scones are right out.

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@davispg You don’t have to listen to it straight away.

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CyberGovAU Don’t get scammed. ACSC’s Karl Hanmore tells @abcsydney audience how to beat becoming a victim to COVID-19 maliciou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Km

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If you like any of this crap please consider the worthiness of the top jar at stilgherrian.com/tip/, or even if y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a2

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Did you miss the previous episodes?

“The 9pm His Plague Diary 1”
stilgherrian.com/edict/00097/

“The 9pm His Plague Diar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZM

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 3” stilgherrian.com/edict/00099/

Also on Spreaker spreaker.com/user/skankmedi… and Sou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…In

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mikeapedia101 Lol we’re a bunch of paycheck to paycheck employees living in apartments owned by paycheck to paycheck landlords an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cA

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ellinghausen Prime Minister Scott Morrison holds up the Coronavirus Isolation Declaration card pic.twitter.com/24JC5UIsHt

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trishgreenhalgh Detroit. Out of ventilators. twitter.com/aslavitt/statu…

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@zyzzyvamedia I think it’s measured in furlongs.

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I love* the jolly upbeat stock music for a video about vast digital surveillance and a pandemic. Happy happy technology!

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This will definitely* reassure everyone about everything. twitter.com/MikaelThalen/s…

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@NewtonMark Quite a lot right now. I’m getting emails offering 50% off with free breakfast and late checkouts.

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@NewtonMark I support this Modest Proposal. Do we have enough tanks?

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deemadigan Oh Jesus- he actually doesnt have a plan for hibernation -he wants people to ‘sort it out together’. Because banks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dk

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NickFeik The entire Morrison conference can be boiled down to 33 words: twitter.com/THEMONTHLY/sta…

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rhysam A card v crowds. Who wins? pic.twitter.com/hCpjaHjUQf

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Dammit. I’m not recording the Morrison press conference.

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cjjosh Wouldn’t it be twitter.com/katinacurtis/s…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Can you imagine having coffee with him in the morning?

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@NewtonMark I don’t think @SnarkyPlatypus has seen this but it’s very much his areas.

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@SuperCroup A perfectly sweet morale-booster.

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KyBusiness Not just Asian mums… pic.twitter.com/Esrg8Okg00

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j_schubert__ Meet Australia’s 7 newest species!

Last year I travelled the country collecting specimens of these new peacock sp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ve

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That chart, if it’s too small for you to read, is the number of applications for unemployment relief or whatever it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g5

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dobes There are 162 confirmed cases diagnosed in NSW who were on board the Ruby Princess. There are 41 confirmed cases fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jR

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dobes As at 8pm, Thursday 26 March 2020, an additional 186 cases of COVID-19 have been diagnosed, since 8pm 25 March, bri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iC

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cog_ink Hello Sydney, is this whole COVID-19 business going to change the way you work in the future? Do you think your off..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fl

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NSWHealth An additional 186 cases of have been diagnosed, since our last update, bringing the total number of confir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zs

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JamesBlunt During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

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@R_Chirgwin @evcricket @weezmgk Well I’ll certainly pop over and gawk at it tomorrow!

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@NickyWill100 I can’t show mine because it’s chokkas with a lot of people’s names. ;)

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johnb78 Look, valid pic.twitter.com/xPiUfNTzhY

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@NickyWill100 I don’t follow any news outlets directly, and a relatively small number of journalists. I also mute a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aB

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@shermozle I haven’t seen it but that sounds good.

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@RhombusHatesYou @Coles Exactly. But I suspect they’re fresh out of tapirs.

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@munin @bunjaree Until you see him from the side and see how scruffy he is. I’ll try to get a photo later.

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@NickyWill100 I weaned myself off the constant news cycle a few years back. A quick skim of the headlines twice a d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jU

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@garthk Because otherwise it’d be a consonant source of confusion?

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Thank you for your kind words about that episode, and for the supporters old and new who topped up the tip jar. All..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LQ

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That’s why I’ve decided to not do another podcast today. I’m going to do other things, and only do a new episode wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wu

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Dear All The Media™, not all of you have to do coronavirus all of the time now. It’s going to be a long haul, and f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fs

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davidmackau my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants… “hard pants”

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smoothposer Gotta feel bad for landlords. Some of them are rich yes, but many are living from your paycheck to your next paycheck

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jimwaterson The BBC is now running this as a public information film between some of its programmes. pic.twitter.com/L92EuU17nk

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Latest from @Coles, per email just received. pic.twitter.com/RiEGazKOLo

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ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PLEASE WATCH THIS IMPORTANT VIDEO. twitter.com/klaasm67/statu…

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austratalks If Jeff Bezos gave all 3.3 million people who’ve just applied for unemployment $10,000 he would still have 80 billion dollars

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@gths I don’t know this joke. Is it worth it?

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@Vortigon1 Possibly, but it’s also that I don’t watch much TV these days.

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@mwyres Makes sense. Easier to control the rush.

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I know people will complain about Coles’ action here, but if there’s no stock for those shelves, you as well fill..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ip

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Let them eat bunnies. No, let them wipe bunnies. twitter.com/benraue/status…

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“Lessons from the Great Depression: How to prevent evictions in an economic crisis” themandarin.com.au/128805-lessons…

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parthosengupta Build the wall! twitter.com/smh/status/124…

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“Influencer reportedly hospitalized with coronavirus after licking toilet” nypost.com/2020/03/25/inf…

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sallymcmanus Unions across the country are reporting record numbers of people joining.

To all new members, welcome to our unio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sa

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That was one expensive lightning strike. Oh well, this happens sometimes.

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JoshButler This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet since that video showing how bats flip around to pee pic.twitter.com/ZLgXQKWHza

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Add to damage summary Wi-fi access point for “my” building is brainfried too. [Adds item to shopping list.] twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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kels_316 Me, tweeting about how I don’t congratulate myself. pic.twitter.com/C86zdbGnnw

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arkhamlibrarian GRAIL BOOK ACQUIRED. Seriously. I’ve wanted this since I started collecting. Pretty much speechless. pic.twitter.com/5QXPcvOlh8

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REMINDER: @statelibrarynsw and your local library can provide a lot of stuff remotely. Get yourselves some library..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ai

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Coronavirus, part five: One month in” with @PaulBongiorno pca.st/pkry4zky

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@abcnews “Hi. I’m Rocket and I’m from Ballina in NSW,” because of course you are.

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@abcnews “Hello, my name is Quincy and I’m from Adelaide,” because of course you are.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “‘Are we all going to die?’ We answer kids’ questions!” pca.st/xcuro0dy

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@NewtonMark @justanotheramy @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Same happened in 1918–1919. I’ve been reading too much abouttwitter.com/i/web/status/1…gul8

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Fri plan, finally: Noodles; troubleshoot wi-fi; clear inbox; ponder the week ahead; maybe produce another podcast e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E7

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@jpwarren @NewtonMark @raaahbin I am looking forward to seeing next fortnight’s figures. Tuesday week.

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Someone at the New York Times is huffing paint again. twitter.com/NicoleWetsman/…

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My brain hurts.

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@mtthw_777 @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark Wait. You’re not joking? You actually believe all this garbage?

(..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vX

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@hank_says Um, there IS a class action. That’s what the article is about.

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@mtthw_777 @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark Sigh. “The coronavirus did not escape from a lab. Here’s how we kn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ly

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Yeah listen to this 6-minute yarn. It even has some @MatthewBevan in it. twitter.com/LindaMottram/s…

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@davidgerard Still, I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with microdosing on LSD for months at a time.

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Oh look! The whole thing is a scam, wouldn’t ya know. twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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FFS. And I’m willing to bet Morrison won’t call him out on it because he owes him the election victory. We’re fucke..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dG

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“Robodebt: government admits it will be forced to refund $550m under botched scheme” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@mtthw_777 @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark Yes. Trying to eliminate malaria, I mean what’s that all about?

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@raaahbin @NewtonMark This is from the latest Essential polling. It was done Wed–Sun just gone, so before all thistwitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Uu0

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@SnarkyPlatypus Let’s hope there’s still human society in 2022, eh?

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@KevinBankston Shows you where there’s fat in the system, eh.

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@formalbeer @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Why do you think they’re buying out all the pasta? These shortage..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tm

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“Threat update: COVID-19 malicious cyber activity” from @CyberGovAU cyber.gov.au/threats/threat… Please remind your less..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pu

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@formalbeer @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren My favourite is one of the submissions to the govt’s 5G inquiry w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…up

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Another grey day in the Blue Mountains today, but I’ve been enjoying the rain overnight. pic.twitter.com/BU8P7biMFf

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SianElvin Hearing an entire city clap for the NHS from my window was really something quite special 👏

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So in last night’s dream I seemed to have been in an episode of some UK crime drama. “Taggart” or “Cracker” or some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jo

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Friday. Just fold over one corner, as a signal. Friday.

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