RT @MikeStuchbery_: Dudes wearing skull face masks/bandanas. You don’t look hard, you look like a pencil-necked Atomwaffen Division incel.…
RT @stilgherrian: If you like any of this crap please consider the worthiness of the top jar at https://t.co/pF6snh5CJM, or even if you don…
RT @stilgherrian: Did you miss the previous episodes?
“The 9pm His Plague Diary 1â€
https://t.co/uSP0qd1ZOb
“The 9pm His Plague Diary 2â€
h…
RT @stilgherrian: NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 3†https://t.co/0TlwJi3uzZ
Also on Spreaker https://t.co/CEFsySw3tW and SoundClou…
RT @nswnma: BREAKING
It’s unspeakable that over 600 nurses have lost their jobs in the midst of this crisis. The government needs to fix t…
RT @NSWHealth: All you need is water & a detergent (surfactant) such as a bar of soap, body wash or shampoo. It doesn’t need to be expensiv…
RT @AnimalsWorId: Spotted Malabar civet… A critically endangered mammal not seen until 1990 resurfaces for the first time in India during…
RT @ClaireSCowie: BBC News - BTS launch lessons to help their fans learn Korean https://t.co/KSXuiiSiOR
RealSardonicus Come to Moreau Island they said, it will be fun, they said. pic.twitter.com/SwREaPkNss
@moylecroft Please don’t overthink this.
@moylecroft Putting that aside, he does strike me as the thoughtful type.
@noreasonspec Yes, he’s clearly struggled with that experience.
@RJMajik @stemplemanmp Precisely that.
If you haven’t watched this yet you really must. https://t.co/CJtXjFsITT
@stemplemanmp Indeed. I have a dark sense of humour, but I’m also aware how bad this could get.
@stemplemanmp I hope you’ve been enjoying* the confusion from your friends on the other side. :/
@smperris Arf!
@stemplemanmp And here it is all on a single web page for non-Macquarie people too. Thanks, @stemplemanmp.… https://t.co/mILNIDFgp6
@yabbie5674 Lol that’s a bit of a stretch.
Fragile Masculinity, Part 663. https://t.co/RWcnMhjTfe
OrkneyLibrary we should stick to a routine
#workingfromhome #isolationlife #wearahatday #orkney #photographicarchives pic.twitter.com/LWTer5zy7p
RT @SpillerOfTea: I dunno if it’s all that extraordinary.
I mean, ‘lying bastard with a long, uninterrupted history of lying bastardry tel…
@kattekrab Sigh. I know.
This one is a bit better. The card is a bit bent because of the way he’s holding it, but I can’t be bothered workin… https://t.co/RHgbQRYzwA
@moylecroft Sure. But I do, kinda, and I am a person of quality.
@ChrisBzchris @R_Chirgwin True. Especially with these two.
I could’ve worked on that text positioning a bit more but you get the idea.
I am not feeling confident, Mr Morrison. pic.twitter.com/a1iJtATGRu
RT @flightradar24: We checked @JetPhotos archvie to find photos of previous LOT flights to Australia and found for example this Ilyushin IL…
RT @NewtonMark: Don’t see that every day. https://t.co/AOZ6dB8dXZ
RT @DrRimmer: The #COVID19 Communications Crisis Centre - @nzpolice and Wellington Paranormal team up to tackle social distancing and #COVI…
@shal2500 @oberonsghost @juhasaarinen One of the period’s greatest navigators!
@R_Chirgwin Have they thought of not yelling?
@stemplemanmp Excellent. :)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. https://t.co/zOKjVE4mJJ
Solid, detailed email just now from @stemplemanmp, my federal MP (Labor) MP, linking to both federal and state COVI… https://t.co/ysjA60lpVX
@drunkenmadman Interesting. The info I had was from the US. Maybe they haven’t pulled the plug here. I’ll check that out.
@oberonsghost @juhasaarinen Of course. (And I was thinking along those lines as soon as I’d typed it.)
“@JonathanPieNews: LOCKDOWN episode 2†https://t.co/2qQyly6SQO
@R_Chirgwin @SnarkyPlatypus Make it 20kg. Unless I do a Göring.
@bastardsheep @drunkenmadman None of us are.
@SnarkyPlatypus I am mostly Hitler.
@drunkenmadman I am embarrassed to say I didn’t even think of that. Buttered scones are right out.
@davispg You don’t have to listen to it straight away.
@PeteLawler OK.
@juhasaarinen Podcrates.
RT @CyberGovAU: Don’t get scammed. ACSC’s Karl Hanmore tells @abcsydney audience how to beat becoming a victim to COVID-19 malicious cyber…
If you like any of this crap please consider the worthiness of the top jar at https://t.co/pF6snh5CJM, or even if y… https://t.co/aU45oOxCa2
Did you miss the previous episodes?
“The 9pm His Plague Diary 1â€
https://t.co/uSP0qd1ZOb
“The 9pm His Plague Diar… https://t.co/VDLz1asQZM
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm His Plague Diary 3†https://t.co/0TlwJi3uzZ
Also on Spreaker https://t.co/CEFsySw3tW and Sou… https://t.co/6wiFTrFxIn
I lied. https://t.co/UXdzLPDFC2
RT @mikeapedia101: Lol we’re a bunch of paycheck to paycheck employees living in apartments owned by paycheck to paycheck landlords and wor…
ellinghausen Prime Minister Scott Morrison holds up the Coronavirus Isolation Declaration card pic.twitter.com/24JC5UIsHt
RT @trishgreenhalgh: Detroit. Out of ventilators. https://t.co/wPrXHTtiBh
RT @TrollasaurusRx: 🤔 https://t.co/qOqm7WYocR
@HHackenbecker Whacko.
@zyzzyvamedia I think it’s measured in furlongs.
I love* the jolly upbeat stock music for a video about vast digital surveillance and a pandemic. Happy happy technology!
This will definitely* reassure everyone about everything. https://t.co/tm586a9duT
@artywah @NewtonMark I’m up for it.
@NewtonMark Quite a lot right now. I’m getting emails offering 50% off with free breakfast and late checkouts.
@NewtonMark I support this Modest Proposal. Do we have enough tanks?
“Shit happens.†https://t.co/5ZYL81dDx1
RT @deemadigan: Oh Jesus- he actually doesnt have a plan for hibernation -he wants people to ‘sort it out together’. Because banks have alw…
RT @NickFeik: The entire Morrison conference can be boiled down to 33 words: https://t.co/f0xGtYzXPM
rhysam A card v crowds. Who wins? #pmlive pic.twitter.com/hCpjaHjUQf
Dammit. I’m not recording the Morrison press conference.
RT @cjjosh: Wouldn’t it be https://t.co/0JmDjoxbjL
@SnarkyPlatypus @NewtonMark Can you imagine having coffee with him in the morning?
@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus I’m lovin’ pic.twitter.com/pUzfel30y730y7
@NewtonMark I don’t thin@SnarkyPlatypusus has seen this but it’s very much his areas.
@SuperCroup A perfectly sweet morale-booster.
KyBusiness Not just Asian mums… #covid19australia pic.twitter.com/Esrg8Okg00
RT @j_schubert__: Meet Australia’s 7 newest species!
Last year I travelled the country collecting specimens of these new peacock spiders…
That chart, if it’s too small for you to read, is the number of applications for unemployment relief or whatever it… https://t.co/DCS9gtmyg5
RT @dobes: There are 162 confirmed cases diagnosed in NSW who were on board the Ruby Princess. There are 41 confirmed cases from the Ovatio…
RT @dobes: As at 8pm, Thursday 26 March 2020, an additional 186 cases of COVID-19 have been diagnosed, since 8pm 25 March, bringing the tot…
RT @cog_ink: Hello Sydney, is this whole COVID-19 business going to change the way you work in the future? Do you think your office might t…
RT @NSWHealth: An additional 186 cases of #COVID19 have been diagnosed, since our last update, bringing the total number of confirmed cases…
RT @JamesBlunt: During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and n…
@R_Chirgwin @dobes Also attn: @NuclearAnthro @SnarkyPlatypus.
@R_Chirgwin QUOLL! QUOLL! QUOLL! @dobes
@R_Chirgwin @evcricket @weezmgk Well I’ll certainly pop over and gawk at it tomorrow!
@NickyWill100 I can’t show mine because it’s chokkas with a lot of people’s names. ;)
johnb78 Look, valid pic.twitter.com/xPiUfNTzhY
@NickyWill100 I don’t follow any news outlets directly, and a relatively small number of journalists. I also mute a… https://t.co/1JlrJSJNaB
@shermozle I haven’t seen it but that sounds good.
@RhombusHatesYou @Coles Exactly. But I suspect they’re fresh out of tapirs.
@R_Chirgwin @evcricket @weezmgk This is excellent news.
@garthk Hmmm?
@munin @bunjaree Until you see him from the side and see how scruffy he is. I’ll try to get a photo later.
@NickyWill100 I weaned myself off the constant news cycle a few years back. A quick skim of the headlines twice a d… https://t.co/coUb4erPjU
@garthk Because otherwise it’d be a consonant source of confusion?
Meanwhile, here’s a picture of Bones the @bunjaree cat. https://t.co/g3rSCnCemF
Thank you for your kind words about that episode, and for the supporters old and new who topped up the tip jar. All… https://t.co/iBQRdKYSLQ
That’s why I’ve decided to not do another podcast today. I’m going to do other things, and only do a new episode wh… https://t.co/UtuteJ9Twu
Dear All The Media™, not all of you have to do coronavirus all of the time now. It’s going to be a long haul, and f… https://t.co/WuVULqMGFs
davidmackau my boyfriend has been wearing sweats so much he has started calling normal pants… “hard pants”
smoothposer Gotta feel bad for landlords. Some of them are rich yes, but many are living from your paycheck to your next paycheck
jimwaterson The BBC is now running this as a public information film between some of its programmes. pic.twitter.com/L92EuU17nk
Thank you, @davpope. Ping @dobes. pic.twitter.com/c2W4ZyRftq
The Magic of Televisionâ„¢. https://t.co/FSWmN5opwg
Latest from @Coles, per email just received. pic.twitter.com/RiEGazKOLo
@jonoabroad Indeed.
@EthicalAdviser Arf!
@Headwellred @SnarkyPlatypus REVERSE THE WORM.
@spooky_girl @techoglot Every bit of silliness helps.
I think @SnarkyPlatypus would like this.
@gths Yeah that’s worth it.
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION! PLEASE WATCH THIS IMPORTANT VIDEO. https://t.co/OXxTWCIA6J
RT @austratalks: If Jeff Bezos gave all 3.3 million people who’ve just applied for unemployment $10,000 he would still have 80 billion doll…
@NewtonMark @raaahbin Of course it has.
@gths I don’t know this joke. Is it worth it?
@Vortigon1 Possibly, but it’s also that I don’t watch much TV these days.
@mwyres Makes sense. Easier to control the rush.
@jonoabroad It’s bunnies all the way down.
I know people will complain about Coles’ action here, but if there’s no stock for those shelves, you as well fill… https://t.co/vB4njHvSip
Let them eat bunnies. No, let them wipe bunnies. https://t.co/xGvMLMjvEL
“Lessons from the Great Depression: How to prevent evictions in an economic crisis†https://t.co/hi0qE4pUoY
RT @parthosengupta: Build the wall! https://t.co/YfvpteUlwA
“Influencer reportedly hospitalized with coronavirus after licking toilet†https://t.co/xoTWDlVND6
RT @sallymcmanus: Unions across the country are reporting record numbers of people joining.
To all new members, welcome to our union fami…
@bigbadave Mentioning fires is OK.
That was one expensive lightning strike. Oh well, this happens sometimes.
Add to damage summary Wi-fi access point for “my†building is brainfried too. [Adds item to shopping list.] https://t.co/zUdBOE3BMY
This is beautiful. https://t.co/rrxDbtvTv8
@BipolarGay @jon_lawrence @kels_316 @glengyron Yep, it’s based on his novels. Avoid.
@HHackenbecker Exactly.
RT @kels_316: Me, tweeting about how I don’t congratulate myself. https://t.co/C86zdbGnnw
RT @arkhamlibrarian: GRAIL BOOK ACQUIRED. Seriously. I’ve wanted this since I started collecting. Pretty much speechless. https://t.co/5QXP…
REMINDER: @statelibrarynsw and your local library can provide a lot of stuff remotely. Get yourselves some library… https://t.co/itDqZK0jAi
@propinqua Fergus is a solid name.
@bloodhoundau @mattcdef2000 @abcnews Why would anyone say that? :)
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “Coronavirus, part five: One month inâ€@PaulBongiornogpca.st/pkry4zkyXzDz1G
@abcnews OK, I’ll stop that now.
@abcnews “Hi. I’m Rocket and I’m from Ballina in NSW,†because of course you are.
@abcnews “Hello, my name is Quincy and I’m from Adelaide,†because of course you are.
Listening to today’@abcnewsws Coronacast, “’Are we all going to die?’ We answer kids’ questionpca.st/xcuro0dyHaznIx
@NewtonMark @justanotheramy @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Same happened in 1918—1919. I’ve been reading too much about… https://t.co/2SmgDwgul8
@NewtonMark @jpwarren @raaahbin This is not going to be fun.
Fri plan, finally: Noodles; troubleshoot wi-fi; clear inbox; ponder the week ahead; maybe produce another podcast e… https://t.co/hG9M5c7hE7
@jpwarren @NewtonMark @raaahbin I am looking forward to seeing next fortnight’s figures. Tuesday week.
Someone at the New York Times is huffing paint again. https://t.co/dnkQH9gY1u
My brain hurts.
@mtthw_777 @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark Wait. You’re not joking? You actually believe all this garbage?
(… https://t.co/b5EHITXWvX
@hank_says Um, there IS a class action. That’s what the article is about.
@mtthw_777 @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark Sigh. “The coronavirus did not escape from a lab. Here’s how we kn… https://t.co/IxkiuP7QLy
Yeah listen to this 6-minute yarn. It even has some @MatthewBevan in it. https://t.co/oVagXEpG9c
@davidgerard Still, I’m sure there’s nothing wrong with microdosing on LSD for months at a time.
IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION. We can lay this at the feet of WIRED. https://t.co/DKlJLnL1w3
Ping @davidgerard. https://t.co/uhUQE3BqqG
@smallsees @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren And there’s so much more!
Oh look! The whole thing is a scam, wouldn’t ya know. https://t.co/5XlDBRiqOF
FFS. And I’m willing to bet Morrison won’t call him out on it because he owes him the election victory. We’re fucke… https://t.co/ZPSRsLRzdG
“Robodebt: government admits it will be forced to refund $550m under botched scheme†https://t.co/eVQ3ZLs4v5
@mtthw_777 @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark Yes. Trying to eliminate malaria, I mean what’s that all about?
@raaahbin @NewtonMark This is from the latest Essential polling. It was done Wed—Sun just gone, so before all this… https://t.co/wUOGEK4Uu0
@SnarkyPlatypus Let’s hope there’s still human society in 2022, eh?
@KevinBankston Shows you where there’s fat in the system, eh.
@formalbeer @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Why do you think they’re buying out all the pasta? These shortage… https://t.co/cemuTGHCTm
“Threat update: COVID-19 malicious cyber activity†from @CyberGovAU https://t.co/7YOKLJXZfp Please remind your less… https://t.co/j1zfuS8Gpu
This is @SnarkyPlatypus’ future! https://t.co/6IXXeDnfLD
@formalbeer @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren My favourite is one of the submissions to the govt’s 5G inquiry w… https://t.co/OQRHZfc5up
@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren That’d be this one, or similar. https://t.co/ZEt35olhvt
Another grey day in the Blue Mountains today, but I’ve been enjoying the rain overnightpic.twitter.com/BU8P7biMFfFf
Oh look, @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark, it’s Bill Gates’ secret microchip plan! #whatiswrongwiththesepeople https://t.co/Mt3SnlVok7
RT @SianElvin: Hearing an entire city clap for the NHS from my window was really something quite special ðŸ’
#clapforourcarers https://t.co/…
@raaahbin “UK†I said. [Slap]
So in last night’s dream I seemed to have been in an episode of some UK crime drama. “Taggart†or “Cracker†or some… https://t.co/qftaNAOdjo
Friday. Just fold over one corner, as a signal. Friday.