Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 30th, 2020

RT @glengyron: It’s just like a family budget.

EXCEPT ITS FUCKING NOT AT ALL AND TODAY THAT FACILE PIECE OF SHIT METAPHOR HAS TO DIE FORE…

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RT @Pollytics: Imagine waking up one morning and realising that everything you believe in is a load of fabricated horseshit that was even j…

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RT @stilgherrian: To my medical and nursing friends, I commend to you the note “Denies further magnets.” https://t.co/hxuBsNwYTH

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RT @stilgherrian: “Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device” by @naamanzhou https://t.co/OcvPwxZ1CS THI…

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@expectproblems There’s so much beautiful delivery in all three productions.

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RT @stilgherrian: This should be expressed the other way around I reckon. “The Economy” comes at a cost in human lives. Ask those demanding…

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RT @stilgherrian: … for dumping bodies into a river. https://t.co/smQZtbhFTL

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@expectproblems Yep, it’s the bridge universe between TTOI and Veep. An interesting introduction to the world.

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@sylmobile It’s such an important part of our democracy.

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Enjoying the B-list Australian sporting stars telling me about bowel cancer testing.

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RT @DrMobs: FYI - “New case numbers falling” does not mean “case numbers falling”. Case numbers are still going up, just less quickly. We n…

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@terencehuynh I’m not a betting person. But yes.

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For those of you who don’t know it, it’s Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi) from “The Thick of It” but in a slightly pa… https://t.co/KLG7I5vNn8

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Rewatching “In the Loop” on @SBSOnDemand. https://t.co/bs8PXAGuf1

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jasonjordan Very much looking forward to Pants-On Friday!

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@jplonie Are you suggesting that we shove magnets up Elon Musk’s nose? Because I’d be up for that.

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RT @erinbsomerville: A caller to ABC Goulburn Murray just suggested making supermaket aisles one way during the pandemic and I ACTUALLY LOV…

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@Viss The people involved are… somewhat obsessive.

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@NewtonMark Maybe Mr Fletcher is contractually required to score a Coalition own goal by trash-talking Australia’s internet.

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RT @NewtonMark: I don’t think she’s actually confused, and this is all just an act to stoke confusion and doubt in other people. Which, in…

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@Viss Have you seen the stuff by people who decide to make a single nail by first mining iron ore?

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RT @Viss: so you thought you were making bread from scratch, did you? https://t.co/tUiZw8mlqv

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RT @Histreepix: Scientists of the early 1980s anxious that Coronavirus could travel back in time via the internet’s many historical picture…

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RT @ato_gov_au: If your business is looking to take advantage of the new JobKeeper payment, you don’t need to call us — register for update…

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The results of this POLL are much as I expected. https://t.co/5b78osoCe9

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By which I mean two people totally talking past each other. I don’t think any of these people are long-distance cyclists.

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Tonight’s version of Wolf vs Green seems to be kicking off. https://t.co/HdiE8p3dOK

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@PeteLawler The writing thing? No. Nothing to do with it. I don’t know why my disclosure alarm went off. Wait. I do… https://t.co/HLidjm7wsA

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RT @TheNeuroTimes: Everyone needs to stop thinking COVID19 numbers today are today’s numbers. They’re not. They reflect: a) transmission be…

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“The Geopolitics of Pandemic: Views from China, Europe, and Russia,” and a new kind of pew-pew map.… https://t.co/X8c8wJ7zOf

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@GordyPls I see you’re starting to understand how freelance writers feel. What year is this?

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@WarWraith @SnarkyPlatypus Nevertheless, it does seem suboptimal.

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luxlazuli i have died because this is a real animal apparently pic.twitter.com/3UZN0PgAh3

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@garthk Our friends in Russian are very good at causing chaos, and in a way one has to be impressed.

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RT @fesshole: I recently started weighing myself pre and post shit. In order to set new PRs I now hang on as long as possible between dumps…

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“The Coronavirus, As Seen Through The Eyes Of A Right-Wing Shock Jock,” being Alan Jones https://t.co/ni5CIF6Ds2 In… https://t.co/ucOLYUvX0Y

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sian_cosgrove Update… we’re flirting pic.twitter.com/Tcl4XVR8He

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sian_cosgrove In other news… the cat over the road is called Walter pic.twitter.com/loIHA2J4mH

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@ScottRhodie Also, a lot of hotels don’t have openable windows. But some of the whingers are embarrassing.

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@NickyWill100 Oh yes, muted in all its variants.

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“There is such a thing as society, says Boris Johnson from bunker” https://t.co/ieV9fhEpyp What a magnificent headline.

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MONDAY NIGHT REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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“Rollerball Official Trailer #1 - James Caan Movie (1975) HD” https://t.co/B9Y6gzxI3d Ping @NickyWill100 @TheNehad.

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@antzpantz @unixbigot Meh. They get their assignments, and quite often it’s to illustrate a given story rather than… https://t.co/AswU25VWzM

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DustinGiebel Bill Mitchell: 1 hour and 47 minutes apart pic.twitter.com/vk6uiwTtq5

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So two things:

1. If you want to throw me any thoughts or reactions just send a brief audio recording. Contact det… https://t.co/CxcsmUUEfe

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I plan to record further episodes as the mood strikes. Maybe not so many in quick succession, but I’m finding that… https://t.co/1oLcsJVJdS

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While number 1 is kinda like my usual episodes, the next two have been more thoughtful and more personal, so it’s g… https://t.co/vsp0nAayCk

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Just quietly, I’d like to thank all the people who’ve said nice things about my His Plague Diary episodes of “The 9… https://t.co/JUat9LkZjN

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@irisherself Yeah but you chose to take a photo. :P

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@antzpantz @unixbigot Yep. Further down in my thread is the calculation that it’s at least 500mm. https://t.co/scOAaevFIg

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@heosat @decryption Possibly. I also take back the “retire” part. They’re just parked for the duration. https://t.co/NqhCSMEtcR

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@heosat @decryption That’s a 747, and Qantas just did their very last 747 flight with it. So it’ll be going to wher… https://t.co/yucYSNRdGf

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@Sheeds_au Beautiful work. He’s got a role model right there!

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@BenMS @TimWattsMP Yeah but I’ll bet you’ve stuck rocks up your nose.

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RT @byronkaye: WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE STONED TEENS?

#covid19au #Covid_19 https://t.co/ED8PVCOmRN

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@paulwiggins @newscomauHQ I can’t be arsed looking right now though. :) If it was at a Gladys presser then the whol… https://t.co/Zi616KmDBd

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@petstarr @TimWattsMP Wait. This changes everything.

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@paulwiggins Here’s the @newscomauhq story but it only has half the quote. https://t.co/iH8UNr4czm

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Oh well, at least he didn’t “slip in the shower”.

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@TimWattsMP Well this is tricky. Who to believe? A 4yo boy? Or an astrophysicist (who admittedly had magnets stuck up his nose)?

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@wfaler @jonoabroad @kings13y They should probably be kept hidden.

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To my medical and nursing friends, I commend to you the note “Denies further magnets.pic.twitter.com/hxuBsNwYTHwYTH

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“Russia Pushing Coronavirus Lies As Part of Anti-NATO Influence Ops in Europe” https://t.co/oosZl2YmHe

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@juhasaarinen This is true, but I am a white male with an educated accent so I will be OK.

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@wfaler @jonoabroad @kings13y Oh I dunno, these people are professionals.

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RT @stilgherrian: REMINDER: @statelibrarynsw and your local library can provide a lot of stuff remotely. Get yourselves some library cards.…

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I did re-watch “The Death of Stalin” on @SBSOnDemand last night and it’s just as good as I remember. https://t.co/5VI9uKQcG8

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@nrmainsurance My pleasure. It’s kinda part of my gig anyway.

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It’s not often I agree 100% with the NSW Police Commissioner, but here we are. https://t.co/kgIu8771fd

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RT @GraemeEtt: @RedFiddler @bruce_haigh NSW Police Commissioner Mick Fuller sums uo these whingers. https://t.co/pmafk7fplM

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@jonoabroad @wfaler @kings13y Depends on what your work is. I mean, some of my friends and acquaintances already do this.

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RT @DrPeckPNP: This is how far back we have to put the swab to test you for #COVID19.

You might want to follow medical recommendations an…

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@GrogsGamut Agreed. While Morrison’s positioning statements are usually a sell, today’s was a sell combined with a… https://t.co/4oni3JmsoO

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Trying to work out how this new JobKeeper subsidy works? Here’s the full (and only) Treasury advice.… https://t.co/mJkc8cHHGP

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This is fuckin’ excellent! Ping @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron. https://t.co/zTNXCgKVhS

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@manindotblack @Coles @woolworths Are you sure that won’t drive you mad?

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RT @AmyRemeikis: Guys, there is a lot of questions. No one can answer all your specific questions about your specific situation. All the…

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@BundyB Yeah it’s not the cheapest deal around, but it’s going to be top quality stuff. And as @manindotblack has j… https://t.co/qLozUuV8sr

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This makes a lot more sense. And it seems I can do my income change stats by declaration before getting all the tax… https://t.co/MZDATG1Orq

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RT @KetanJ0: Given how many people thought this was real and not a joke, the right thing to do would be to delete this, but the prospect of…

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@manindotblack @Coles @woolworths Lol. You’re dealing direct with a 5- and 4-star hotel cluster. Of course the serv… https://t.co/ckRP3t1qjX

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@manindotblack @Coles @woolworths Lol I’m not THAT good a customer!

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RT @NewtonMark: We can be retrospectively racist. https://t.co/6k9IErD7CK

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I’m liking this new genre of sulknews. Maybe someone needs to do a show and tell for them about how criminals and r… https://t.co/qrN8WfaHaA

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@SnarkyPlatypus The presentation could use some work.

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RT @WhoresofYore: In 1681, London was terrorised by an unknown attacker called “The Whipping Tom”. Whipping Tom assaulted women by pulling…

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@waltonkate @samanthamaiden Right. Thanks. Looks like I’d better do the last couple of years’ tax returns.

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@manindotblack I’m pretty sure it’ll be the Realm, because that’s where Ostini is, the bar and restaurant.

(I usua… https://t.co/PoHWKW6mRj

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RT @shannonrwatts: Jerry Falwell Jr., president of Liberty University, reopened the school’s campus last week. By Friday, nearly a dozen Li…

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“Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device” by @naamanzhou… https://t.co/qeAPO99b5x

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus I think we can come up with an agreed plan, as long as Dr Wolf doesn’t ask us about legal authority and all.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Well, yes, whereas for all its IT disasters the ATO itself runs quite well.

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RT @MatildaBoseley: Daniel Andrews did urge people to stay home in today’s presser, however the only reference to fines was in relation to…

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RT @MatildaBoseley: Similarly both states have provided few details as to how citizens are meant verify that they are out of the house for…

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RT @MatildaBoseley: Breaking: Along side the new two person gathering law Victoria and NSW will also be issuing fines for those who leave t…

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@jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus This gives me an idea…

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Actually doing your work teleconferences through Pornhub is probably the most secure option.

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@SnarkyPlatypus The PM said they want to reduce the load on Centrelink, and employers already have a relationship w… https://t.co/hguM3mS6rS

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RT @oz_f: This is interesting - the SMH exclusive (followed by The Guardian and others) about Chinese companies sending tonnes of medical g…

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Employers pay the workers and then get the subsidy as a refund. Employers register the employees with ATO, and empl… https://t.co/Teafapnpm7

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@waltonkate @samanthamaiden I expect another clarification in a couple of days, which is to say after half a dozen more press conferences.

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@waltonkate @samanthamaiden I am not an accountant, obviously, but I have been a sole trader business which had employees.

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Doma Hotels in Canberra (Realm, Little National, Burbury etc) is doing grocery boxes for pick-up. Some include toil… https://t.co/jHAZRoiynB

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HappySinger Getting a coded message that It’s On: pic.twitter.com/z0yzDX7ft0

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RT @drvox: Remember when Trump used the power of the presidency to bully another country into launching a bogus investigation of his politi…

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RT @JulianBAbbott: First ever nonstop flight from Vienna to Sydney has just landed after 17h 53m. Had no pax, just crew. Here to repatriate…

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RT @swrighteconomy: To put the $130b/six month Jobkeeper plan in context - total social security and welfare this year was supposed to cost…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Compulsory acquisition at 2/3 of the 2010 market value. Or 75% of what they paid for it. Some formu… https://t.co/v0ErS4VEJw

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@SnarkyPlatypus The plight of landlords was hinted at in this afternoon’s presser.

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RT @Pollytics: The weird bit is how some employees will get a pay rise out of this, because the previous wage theft they were experiencing…

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glengyron The fact that Josh will go down as the biggest spending treasurer in Australian history does secretly please me.

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@waltonkate @samanthamaiden You can only count yourself as an employee of a business if it’s a separate legal objec… https://t.co/Xf81f2qfO9

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@waltonkate @samanthamaiden And since it’s all about employees, it’s presumably only for sole traders that have act… https://t.co/bBYyu87huh

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Joining Belgium, several local areas in Italy, etc etc etc. https://t.co/JoNE6L9Ps3

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@SnarkyPlatypus Hahahaha I knew this would happen quite quickly.

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@halhod But yeah, a private company owned by a vampire is always good for breeding conspiracies. :)

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@halhod Sure. And it’s from a friend in that realm that I got the mouse mat. https://t.co/QWF9bIReTX

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@halhod And the potential for controversy is certainly a thing to report.

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@halhod Indeed. From a tech media side, which is where I spend a lot of my time, it’s a good “this is the tech they’re using” story.

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@halhod How about… and this is just a brainfart… explaining Palantir as “whose big data analytics. software is… https://t.co/Ma0RYxJ8CG

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@halhod I think you’re right, and there’s nothing wrong with the yarn. Palantir play on their spooky associations,… https://t.co/LVF6auiTeK

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@dobes @glengyron No, there’s no U in gin.

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RT @jpwarren: This story is magnificent on several levels. https://t.co/2whpfpAzAD

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@kiwibrew @juhasaarinen We must find a way to fix this.

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@dobes @glengyron There is a U, but it’s in a different word.

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@halhod Good question. Let me ponder that over a gin. [Arranges to fetch gin.]

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Fake NRMA insurance spam doing the rounds today. pic.twitter.com/TRxgkfac2l

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@franksting Nah, The America can fend for itself. But a quick by-eye count suggests this is just fine.

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RT @redrabbleroz: 70% of the median wage is simply the minimum wage. The Govt should be upfront rather than trying to pretend they are bein…

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Well every employer will now hit a button on the ATO website so that will definitely not fall over in the morning.

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@JayStill4 Not true. I am a sole trader and have employed people. It works just the same.

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When Frydenberg says “employers and sole traders” he means only sole traders who are employers. Also, the list of h… https://t.co/ghLAADMU4j

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@R_Chirgwin @expectproblems Hahaha. I am managing without. I’ll come and select my wine too after the Morrison presser.

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@dobes @elronxenu So, just like all the website ads?

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@k_morrissey Sadly I do not have any firearms. Not even small ones.

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@Sarah_Alice_X @expectproblems A razor-wire dildo would be more fun than a Morrison presser, but here we are.

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@RhombusHatesYou Whatever they are they’re dangerous.

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@expectproblems Sadly I only have gin atm, and even that is across in @R_Chirgwin’s house or possibly his car boot.… https://t.co/FuwdfHQhj7

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@Supermoosie @panosd @mrtonymartin You’re doing the Lord’s work. :) Now I wish I’d made a more coherent blog post o… https://t.co/NeBsy6WWO5

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The National Cabinet was meeting again today, and the PM is holding a press conference at 4pm, I’m being told. Should I pour a gin?

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RT @juhasaarinen: Commonwealth Bank, Westpac rush to pause electronic payment fees https://t.co/MvkSMQslIU Ping @chriskeall

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“Confirmed cases of Covid-19 in New South Wales” (Date from 25 Mar.) https://t.co/ljoE6OyuK1 https://t.co/FVeJcqYTCq

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@skwashd @dobes Mate, I’ve filmed the interpretive dance version!

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@skwashd @dobes Depends how long the van is, and what the spooks are wearing.

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@czhedgehog @dobes Hah! I would be rejected by proper spooks, for reasons that they already know about I guess.

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“Huawei to ‘scale down’ supply of COVID-19 masks, after Borrell comments” https://t.co/MUHYNry9eA

EU’s Foreign Chi… https://t.co/oHv9PFnZHN

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@skwashd @dobes I suppose that would be one way to get out and about. But no.

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@czhedgehog @dobes Only on the Full Moon. And some sort of sea creature I think.

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@StephanieCarvin Yep. I have friends who use Palantir and similar software in their day jobs. I’m amused at how Pal… https://t.co/ktBClPtLHv

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Anyway as you all know, @dobes and I are part of the Deep State within the Deep State. This is my desk right now. pic.twitter.com/ONM64wLoua

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“Exactly what Palantir is doing is not clear,” so yes they’re definitely doing something bad, right?

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@dobes I probably just have though.

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“Palantir, a data firm loved by spooks, teams up with Britain’s health service,” so that’ll help fuel the conspirac… https://t.co/d6OQ4ElutO

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RT [PROTECTED]: Imagine instead of Gladys Berejiklian in charge of all of this, Luke Foley.

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@upulie That’s good thinking.

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“China’s IT ministry urges faster 5G rollout: government document” https://t.co/Vs5EbCxw6i I guess it isn’t destroy… https://t.co/vpJ8hR9d8B

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TheDoubleY How’s home school going? pic.twitter.com/FAtAAU21EI

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@upulie He’s still kinda shit, and he still can’t say things clearly in the fewest words, but maybe I’ve been watch… https://t.co/5Zt9GeCH4O

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@upulie Things have been changing every day because the PM is a master communicator. But my understanding is that t… https://t.co/X5OoJJo4IZ

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RT @flightradar24: Rush hour over the North Atlantic four weeks apart.

🗺 https://t.co/hf8kPcp8oM https://t.co/q3ktqZvbDU

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@upulie Unless I’m misunderstanding your point?

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@upulie I’m not sure that “avoiding” contact tracing is right. NSW Health added about 20 new staff and has people working double shifts.

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@NickyWill100 @TheNehad As long as it’s the 1975 version were they all had a party, did drugs, and went out to shoo… https://t.co/vPQXWEXojE

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hannahcrileyy Did the coronavirus write this pic.twitter.com/2ASnd72v0k

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I spoke about this on ABC Canberra on 17 March, for example. I seem to remember I was asked by someone before that… https://t.co/uypggLxFak

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Dear All The Tech PR, the stories about how to work from home and the scary cybers that might face you were done tw… https://t.co/ZLFowDV2Qu

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I know nothing should surprise us any more, but here we are. pic.twitter.com/qpKiX8rals

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RT @TheNehad: I actually, truly thought this was fake when I first saw it on Insta.

Wow. https://t.co/vVcVDvtMqn

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@NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @dctrjack Gotta leave some room for expansion.

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CrayonToCrayon Never forget when David Bowie became attached to the Berlin wall due to the static electricity in his mullet pic.twitter.com/GgoiSuM6kH

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@kels_316 I think the big horror for them is that there won’t be daily housekeeping so they’ll have to make their o… https://t.co/DabxVy2Est

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This should be expressed the other way around I reckon. “The Economy” comes at a cost in human lives. Ask those dem… https://t.co/zEv2jCPm4Z

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How are the inmates of the Sheraton on the Park Biosecurity Detention Centre going? Any riots yet?

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RT @Osha001: “Employees at a Tunisian factory are churning out 50,000 face masks a day and other medical gear after opting to go into lockd…

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Sigh. There’s some seriously dangerous bullshit out there. https://t.co/rjLwgJp5Qw https://t.co/qmWYiJApEs

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@_KGreally @semibogan That’s one of the lesser-known Chin Cellos there.

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@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @dctrjack Careful, you’ll reveal our involvement too. CBS + GLOBAL = ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT. #nwo #agenda2030

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@RhombusHatesYou Wouldn’t that be lovely. If a little slow.

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“How to read the news like a scientist and avoid the COVID-19 ‘infodemic’” https://t.co/czPQHeYGCS

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… for dumping bodies into a river. https://t.co/smQZtbhFTL

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@jeamland The virus might explode on contact with concentrated stupidity.

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RT @JasminMuj: Meanwhile in Sarajevo, under quarantine, a local firm (“Eco Company”) is delivering ćevapi and assorted snacks to apartment…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “How to survive the shutdown” https://t.co/TdJn0UHcdZ

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@ddowza @abcnews That’s your cross to bear I’m afraid.

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Listening to the latest @abcnews Coronacast, “Could coronavirus’ death rate be lower than first thought?” https://t.co/vlZS25lxwU

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RT @jayrosen_nyu: “…I’ve been talking to Fox insiders over the last few days, there’s a real concern inside the network that their early…

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RT @hemantmehta: Here is scamvangelist Kenneth Copeland DESTROYING the virus through what I can only describe as a Christian magic spell.…

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jbillinson This is what the people who bought all the toilet paper are doing right now pic.twitter.com/AKNsHYipdL

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RT @smh: The ABC’s Dr Norman Swan, a physician and health journalist of Coronacast fame is going to be tested for coronavirus, after develo…

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@aggerchez They’re always pretty good, but yeah they’re right onto this.

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RT @bronte__lee: the gardening group is going off tonight https://t.co/bjyWNtV0mQ

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@NewtonMark I have, when it was first published. It’s a wonderful piece of research, though the sample size could have been larger.

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browncardigan69 Stay home, smoke cones pic.twitter.com/GIP4oVmi1J

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“News of Vajiralongkorn’s apparent self-isolation in a luxury location was met with anger by tens of thousands of T… https://t.co/za5iHdvp4s

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“Coronavirus: Thai king self-isolates in Alpine hotel with harem of 20 women amid pandemic” https://t.co/FOymRBo8qi

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It being a Monday, before I do anything else it’s listening to this week’s “Le Showâ@theharrysheareryspca.st/aju3qhuj56E55ex7

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@CosmicRami We thank you for your sacrifice.

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evan_greer is there something later than late capitalism? pic.twitter.com/zHZdOASeMz

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@dobes This is also my understanding.

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Once we have the coronavirus vaccine, I suggest walling off Balmain and leaving all those anti-vaxxers to their own… https://t.co/NtFg2dwcfK

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@stalinfan69 @misosusanowa I’d forgotten that this was a thing. It must be truly frightening when you know the patient. :(

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RT @NickEvershed: apparently someone has called for the central coast to “close its borders” and I look forward to gosford’s transformation…

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Until his base dies by choking on their own lung fluid, and then one more year. https://t.co/9BRX412l8c

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@dobes Wonderful. For mine, it’s still a cold. But it has me doing regular temperature checks and sniffling.

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RT @paulwallbank: While we’re distracted, the NSW government gets on with its normal business — US company given green light to mine under…

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@aspientiae Hungarian, apparently.

“Soos Name Meaning. Hungarian (Soós): occupational name for someone who mined o… https://t.co/yeO8BLp3UP

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Anyway that’s enough entomology for one day.

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stalinfan69 Yo is this dude trying to means test lungs pic.twitter.com/f51bIsP34N

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@jonoabroad Yes, and he also rails against filter bubbles and talking to each other on social media. Textbook stuff.

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He’s all name-calling and regurgitated Sky After Dark talking points. Maybe it’s a parody account. A PhD candidate… https://t.co/ajjzK7w81U

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His subsequent tweets have all the coded language of course, plus of all things a link to a 1990s story from Green… https://t.co/dtRyvC16zz

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I’d normally use stronger languag, of course, but this sort of worm is usually the first to cry about being oppressed.

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Can you imagine. Not only is he such a turd that he thinks like this, he’s stupid enough to say the racist “immigra… https://t.co/V3H1evaRJF

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RT @AmandaPerram: “Another Swissotel resident, Mark de Berg, said the 292 arrivals were “prisoners and refugees within our own country” and…

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dannolan whirlpool is taking this well pic.twitter.com/VAqVEKmz0h

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Such future plans as there are can be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with links to last week’s podcasts. Maybe you… https://t.co/TZB5JT1FYX

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Mon plan: Just potter at home all day trying to be productive somehow. Most of it will be figuring out what this al… https://t.co/LQ8tRfT7p6

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Ah, I see that things have changed again.

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I don’t know@CARROT_apppp. I just don’t knpic.twitter.com/65MaLNDcteDcte

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Monday. Open a window to let in the fear. Tickle it. Close the window. Monday.

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