Gorn.
RT @Roj_Ame: If you’re a victim of police misconduct during stage 3 shutdown, here is a tool that can help you. Increasing police discretio…
stilgherrian Please note that I am aware of the Welsh goats. Thank you.
@tintinaujapon It’s a game-changer.
@skwashd Nah, I already know.
@jmfarrow Excellent.
RT @gcluley: Marriott hit by second data breach exposing “up to†5.2 million people https://t.co/xTXa3zgPIG
(I guess a positive on the who…
@nicolejensen @demon_dave @jpwarren @Idealaw That much? Erk.
WTF even is “encryption orchestration�
Oh Phil, are you new here? You need “ proprietary encryption orchestration, smart AI, and advanced endpoint protect… https://t.co/QFuYy5xJ13
CuriousUkTelly Postman Pat and Ted do Smooth Criminal pic.twitter.com/DjaBduHO5A
snurbbotinfo If you _don’t_ dick around at lunchtime, is this progress ?
@demon_dave @jpwarren @Idealaw There’s already been reports from the US quoting local cops saying domestic violence cases are well up.
Hahahaha yeah right. pic.twitter.com/N3QNjH9G0f
@whiteswine Seems to do the job, right?
@blahblahellis I can’t remember but you’re about the 10th person to draw this to my attention today. :)
@whiteswine Not to mention it. :) There’s really not that many ships though.
Here’s another kinda-interesting thread from earlier, It contains rocks and photographs of the ground. https://t.co/5MUWThxUvG
RT @AlexKokcharov: In a novel way of fighting the global #Covid19 outbreak, the hermit kingdom of #Turkmenistan, which officially has 0 cas…
RT @chillmage: nothing calms the nerves like the eye of sauron https://t.co/kEj5TH7m00
@SamTomlin539 The ships aren’t actually that big. :)
@Idealaw @wolfcat @manindotblack @jpwarren No one gives me chocolates for Christmas. :(
@_midofo_ I’ll play tomorrow, I think. :)
RT @AntonyGreenABC: Francis Fukuyama, explaining a complex issue with his usual economy of words, gives a good explanation of what’s going…
@wolfcat @manindotblack @jpwarren @Idealaw I thought I had a litre bottle here somewhere but I cant find it. I’m do… https://t.co/nWv9y4CmlG
@Idealaw @manindotblack @jpwarren My path into Heaven is guaranteed.
@manindotblack @jpwarren @Idealaw I’ve given up drinking cleaning products for Lent.
@t_mu Exactly that. :)
@jpwarren @Idealaw You mean like this? https://t.co/etT9jCQPNZ And like the attached? https://t.co/CUKiz3gyhy
iMusing this is the problem, not the solution. pic.twitter.com/baaxRpBtFD
@NewtonMark I seem to have misquoted Mr Bolt, but close enough.
@NewtonMark Tell me more about these “fit, young, and frustrated young Australiansâ€.
@JoJSharpe Conditions are inhuman!
@_midofo_ True, but the major cruise ships come up by name.
IMPORTANT CAVEAT. https://t.co/fhM27Bu3Og
By comparison, this is with all vessel types turned on. It’s a lot, but it includes fishing vessels and basically a… https://t.co/HBLbHBMIkv
Given the fuss being made about “all the cruise ships†off Australia I thought I’d take a look. There’s not all tha… https://t.co/yDNyiTixB2
Exactly. And somehow we’re expected to survive. https://t.co/CMROGCYwKv
Now playing: “Horizon (Chillwave - Synthwave - Retrowave Mix),†being yet another Tube of Ewes suggestion. https://t.co/vxVLPO7hPe
@SoManyEarrings @upulie Pretty much.
RT @breejade85: Stopped today, on my way to the location for my remote appearance in the Court of Appeal, wearing my robes, by a police off…
@upulie Thank God it’s Friday, eh?
upulie What a year this week has been
RT @6PR: PREMIER ON HOTEL WHINGERS |
‘I don’t care if they don’t like the food, I don’t care if they don’t like what programs are on telly…
@robandart [Nods.] Vale.
RT @campuscodi: NEW: EU says no major internet congestion issues have occurred since the onset of the coronavirus crisis
https://t.co/4P1R…
@RhombusHatesYou @Mooseplainer @jonoabroad @MargaretAtwood @mattcdef2000 This surprises me, given the tiger quolls… https://t.co/q9apsEDBfi
@RhombusHatesYou @Mooseplainer @jonoabroad @MargaretAtwood @mattcdef2000 I reckon it’s at least three. Quolls aren’t that big.
RT @CosmicRami: #Quarantini time is the perfect opportunity to let your inner scientist experiment with different things - esp. food that i…
Limericking If magnets are stuck in your nose
More magnets may help, some suppose.
In fact, the reverse:
It all can get worse
A recent experiment shows.
Oh dear. https://t.co/kUPyvaGb2H
Did we ever sort out all these conversion figures? https://t.co/OaMhy5h0x7
damana None shall pass… except maybe… pic.twitter.com/dYlepEtUd3
@NickyWill100 Oh in LAST week’s poll. I’m back with you.
@NickyWill100 I’m missing something here, but I suspect that’s for the best.
@robandart @bairdjulia Yes, but I think your father missed the fourth one: The speech the audience imagine they hea… https://t.co/fUMBNQzYGQ
dairymanNZ Helping pic.twitter.com/LzMFgtpVvl
A thread from earlier today with the new polling on coronavirus-related matters. Some interesting stuff. https://t.co/ZQosQV9qkI
@arwon @dobes @MatthewBevan @SnarkyPlatypus Sure but Tokyo wasn’t relevant to his point. (I concede that this is not that good a test.)
@Gwyntaglaw [Cough.] https://t.co/aaWuEDu7Gh
Hahaha I heard Trump say Seoul had a population of 38 million and I thought WTF? So I agree, this has to be it. Pin… https://t.co/luGW5KhkAD
@irisherself HMS Bounty did, I know that.
RT @Thefinnigans: Jesus Fucking Christ. How many times do I have to say Singapore is a special case. You cannot use it as Reference. I know…
@MichaelRoddan Good to hear. :)
@MichaelRoddan To the actual topic, though… Have you got tasty hats? I wouldn’t have made that bet given this sta… https://t.co/MUXxM9xZqb
@MichaelRoddan It didn’t seem “unclear†though. Happy to admit I got it wrong. Sorry. But on the other point, I’ve… https://t.co/NVacO8rtno
@MichaelRoddan “To obviously misconstrue� How very dare you. You’d just responded to a tweet about the experiences… https://t.co/tjFcQ7RqT0
@MichaelRoddan Excuse me? One eyeroll about using a loaded term is crucification? My what a delicate little petal y… https://t.co/5B7oLBundt
“Regular peopleâ€. [Rolls eyes] https://t.co/ecuzrvImtO
The attached story has been brought to my attention. pic.twitter.com/NwBudmspF7
Please note that I am aware of the Welsh goats. Thank you.
@stufromoz Yep.
In which something something pathogen resistance. xkcd.com/2287/
@NathanaelB More details please.
RT @MrCliveC: Big shout out to our
22 year old son for placing a plate the dishwasher. Now all we need to do is teach him how to stack. 😬…
@SnarkyPlatypus @aleeb88 It’s not well-known, I’d suggest.
RT @thisdiegolopez: It’s been brought to my attention not every single human being has had the privilege of watching this phenomenal German…
@jkerrison Yep, often some place in the country of their flag of convenience. Liberia, Panama, Cayman Islands.
@SnarkyPlatypus [Nods] It’s from more than three decades ago, so gotta judge it in those terms. I’d love to see the… https://t.co/PdWB3fC0dQ
Of course they were. @jpwarren @NewtonMark #agcc https://t.co/zsmh3b6gUb
@SnarkyPlatypus What did you think?
jxeeno useful* calculator showing the entire world population dead if you put in the correct* values pic.twitter.com/RT3srCbOyK
@SnarkyPlatypus Not all of it works, but it certainly has its moment.
@Rhys_Needham @SnarkyPlatypus It’s a thing of its time, and written by a white person (Geoffrey Atherden of “Mother & Son†fame).
@SnarkyPlatypus Same copy.
@SnarkyPlatypus I think it’s only a shitty 480p copy but it’s still worth it.
@SnarkyPlatypus It’s the colonisation of White Australia by Aboriginal troops. They land while white families are h… https://t.co/QFdqVdFaO4
@SnarkyPlatypus As an aside, have you seen “Babakiueria� https://t.co/lXLcCdsEVM
@SnarkyPlatypus Are you going to be doing the exercises?
RT @dannyodwyer: DO YOU WANT 167 GAMES?
Buy this bundle (some Steam keys, some DRM free) for whatever price you want and help a bunch of d…
@jonoabroad Hah! I don’t meet the requirements. No degree for starters.
Or maybe this. https://t.co/0XzK4A8DEE
@RhombusHatesYou No argument there.
@ki_sekiya I’m not trying to think of a pun on “hive†but failing.
The ASD’s graduate recruitment program is open. https://t.co/BhGYrJXTUK
@jeamland Perhaps you could be Prime Minister.
Actually this is probably how it works. https://t.co/9U4dskKLGR
@jeamland Probably the same people.
Ah of course. https://t.co/TD5a94lmss
How will the ships leave if their captains are in jail? https://t.co/yoQ417vaCo
@manindotblack @dobes How?
A bunch of Satin Bowerbird just wandered through @bungaree. They sound like this, sometimes. https://t.co/qGnx7RpfO0
@Davelennonabc @warmbrietoast I could probably cope.
warmbrietoast What the fuck pic.twitter.com/JK8JPGT4lp
@tobyhede The geese are OK.
@dobes Seems sensible.
RT @bencubby: 200 kilos of cocaine found in Leichhardt wardrobe https://t.co/KjwuqAv0C4 via @smh
RT @naamanzhou: Exclusive: We can confirm there are now at least 440 coronavirus cases from the Ruby Princess across Australia.Â
For the f…
@kels_316 They seem to be today, some of them anyway.
Isn’t it great how there’s so many airline regulation and economics experts around today.
MarkMooney7 BREAKING: Six Qantas baggage handlers at Adelaide Airport have tested positive for #coronavirus. Details in #7NEWS pic.twitter.com/508m2tZqhM
Photo: A meeting of the National Cabinet. pic.twitter.com/P95qTyRsy3
@dobes That’s true. I shall repost.
@SnarkyPlatypus The great thing about the word “partnership†is that it can mean anything you want.
Greg Hunt is so full of himself he must splash when he walks. We have a hell of a way to go before we know whether… https://t.co/Xb5txkIGWa
@sylmobile @audible_com @Spotify @taylorswift13 This sounds horrible.
RT @SnarkyPlatypus: Sugababes 1.0, Sugababes 2.0, Sugababes 3.0 https://t.co/x8F1JLeflD
Apparently 2 April is International Fact-Checking Day. factcheckingday.com
william_summers Gold standard “The media won’t tell you this” content pic.twitter.com/hjHZlX9dmK
Very @SnarkyPlatypus areas. https://t.co/XcUI01zORV
@nrmainsurance You too. :)
@nrmainsurance Yep, I know the drill. :) Good luck and best wishes to your security team, Natalie.
@nrmainsurance I’ve emailed you a dropbox link.
@nrmainsurance Oops, your email security just blocked it, even as a .eml.zip attachment. Stand by.
@nrmainsurance I certainly do, and I’ve just sent it.
@misosusanowa Yeah nah.
@Ng88Mr I imagine it’s a wonderful construction stone, yes, but goddammit it’s annoying on that track.
@R_Chirgwin @purserj @RhombusHatesYou @bunjaree @dobes All this: “Diet is almost exclusively Allocasuarina seeds…… https://t.co/ub2UUm5TGQ
@misosusanowa Lol. I think we did the other night when everything exploded. :(
@R_Chirgwin @purserj @RhombusHatesYou @bunjaree @dobes Red-tailed have been seen near here (see map), but yes consu… https://t.co/2WF6KIxI9S
And to wrap, go back to the other thread to see how the iron sometimes forms tubular structures in the rock, making… https://t.co/oTXUHXfCvS
Finally, in this and the previous photos, note how the rock strata have been twisted so they’re nearly vertical. Th… https://t.co/2JiCUlBdND
Here’s some nearby sections of that same track, just a few metres away, showing the erosion in progress, and also h… https://t.co/s1fDWbzHxT
Here’s a couple chunks of it exposed on one of the tracks that leads into the properly. The whole area is basically… https://t.co/gZCCBr1kTn
The other day I posted a thread (attached) about the iron-infused sandstone in the Blue Mountains. Here come some m… https://t.co/AWWgeMkcYV
@JMcK2018 Hah! No.
@georgemcencroe Thanks, but it’s not really something I do. That one only worked because I know the location.
@purserj @RhombusHatesYou @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @dobes The flash of red when they’re in flight is amazing. When the… https://t.co/dpwlpKyVL3
@RhombusHatesYou @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree @dobes @purserj I should say, when I was being quiet I could stand right nex… https://t.co/apkLzAR7K9
@JMcK2018 Just enough to stretch the back a bit.
@RhombusHatesYou @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree I did try to get some potatocam photos, and these are the “best†two. Ping… https://t.co/8bnummAxxH
@RhombusHatesYou @R_Chirgwin @bunjaree At the birds, yes, but more specifically down by Alex’s shipping container a… https://t.co/8SgvhaOocO
Done.
Just spotted: Some red-tailed black cockatoos munching up in the trees at @bunjaree. No photo because I only have t… https://t.co/N9sn9zGRUO
Today there are six bins to move. https://t.co/z2pEGuoqUM
… and take them back down there, two at a timepic.twitter.com/cREsvTeSbJbJ
I will get some exercise today after all. I’m going to bring in the bins from up there (if you can see them)pic.twitter.com/0ZnFKm07Hx07Hx
@oberonsghost @bunjaree Except he’s wandered off somewhere.
@oberonsghost @bunjaree I shall indeed, and he’s usually amenable.
Another photograph of Bones the @bunjaree cat. Yes, he is very skinny. pic.twitter.com/opxwtf86ql
@PeteLawler As I say, though, the polling was from before the latest batch was announced. Things are changing very fast.
@rgmerk Age seems to have more impact on some questions than others. I seem to recall the variation was wider in pr… https://t.co/6BvTxQffx8
Yes. The margin of error in the Essential poll is in the order of ±3 percentage points. https://t.co/a7y2ENWNVG https://t.co/hli5aVuodL
On those last two, my call is that people’s concerns haven’t changed much, and they still generally think the gover… https://t.co/4Dp4xEC19y
Remaining questions:
Employment situation during Covid-19 outbreak
https://t.co/uLx0xLOZSw
Financial situation du… https://t.co/B8WcwaZQWy
More (54%) support giving government support to non-permanent residents than not (22%). https://t.co/PxVCZYdv2q https://t.co/l0O2jBXLCE
New Covid-19 restrictions (from last week). Only 10% thought they went too far. https://t.co/QpGoP7ocnl
It will be… https://t.co/TZvtDENYLP
“Q. To what extent do you support or oppose the following the following measures which have been implemented or sug… https://t.co/t9c2sfqNQW
“Q. Have you changed your behaviour in any of the following ways since the beginning of the Covid-19 outbreak?â€â€¦ https://t.co/3SoYyy4Qx5
“Q. To what extent do you agree or disagree with the following statements about the information you’ve received abo… https://t.co/ds7szJdA0F
“Q. Overall, how would you rate the Government’s response to the Covid-19 outbreak?†Much the same as a week ago.… https://t.co/uvcUoVfhNK
“Q. How confident are you that the following statements about Covid-19 are true?†https://t.co/RAprnWYALk
Key for… https://t.co/8FlWwdHRp6
“There has been an over-reaction to the threat of Covid-19†down from 33% to 18%, and remember the polling was done… https://t.co/wK1txHk9Z0
“Q. How likely do you think it is, that you will develop Covid-19?†Much the same. https://t.co/n4MCbcMYfB https://t.co/NE3c97wTrw
“Q. To what extent are you concerned about the threat of the Coronavirus in Australia?†The majority of Australia’s… https://t.co/F9ddNKYcEv
New Essential polling is out with lots of coronavirus questions. I think last week’s was a special run for… https://t.co/cudqvIOecl
@Sheeds_au HURRAH!
@cameronwilson Thanks, I was looking for a timeline the other day and couldn’t find one. Not that looked that hard, mind you.
RT @cameronwilson: NEW: Do you remember how many COVID-19 cases Australia had when we banned Chinese nationals from coming?
When we stopp…
“The Portuguese government is granting citizenship rights to all migrants and asylum seekers who have residency app… https://t.co/gvaaPPpalz
RT @profjmcadam: #Coronavirus: Portugal grants temporary citizenship rights to #migrants and #refugees https://t.co/E4qAEFg55r
@Sheeds_au Thanks. I think it’ll pass by tomorrow. So to speak.
RT @jpwarren: I want to get a new slide template design done for @pivotnine. Can you recommend someone? Preference given to under-represent…
@SnarkyPlatypus How to we make the transition from landlording being seen as a lazy magical asset to being a servic… https://t.co/VPiwhjqSz8
@SnarkyPlatypus ’Cept the problem is that we’ve had three decades of governments telling property investors that th… https://t.co/S5rRr0JTzF
Now that I think about it, I’ll probably do another of these podcasts either tomorrow 1 April or Friday 3 April. Mo… https://t.co/RGeihJ8LTh
RT @MaketheRoadNY: “I walked out because @Amazon lied, they told me there was one case in the building and there is actually eleven, so I d…
RT @jayrosen_nyu: Rather than ask your nasty question about rates of testing in the US compared to other countries, you should be congratul…
RT @atrupar: Trump showcasing executives from all these private companies instead of talking about government efforts is a reflection of ho…
RT @michaeldweiss: Guy at right has turned his company into a facemask-producing enterprise and should be applauded for doing so even if hi…
@garystark @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah nah.
Tue plan, supplemental: Choosing to not walk the 1.5km to the village for fresh bread, even though I need the exerc… https://t.co/3UqNIEWSXU
More grist for @SnarkyPlatypus’ mill. Real estate agents are, by and large, the largest intestinal parasites in the… https://t.co/OGYU6Y02Hl
RT @PettyClegg: my boss turned herself into a potato on our Microsoft teams meeting and can’t figure out how to turn the setting off, so sh…
@developerjack And it’s “only†a registration form.
Gotes. https://t.co/9XG57J8tOv
RT @benorlin: *asteroid approaches*
SCIENTISTS: If we don’t stop this, it will destroy Earth.
PEOPLE: Oh no. How many people has it kille…
RT @felixsalmon: WHAT is with this photo caption, @abcnews? This is not a live-animal market in Wuhan. It’s Manhattan, not all that far fro…
@breditor Thanks Brett. I think it’ll be a one-day thing, thank the gods. It’s more annoying than anything else.
Tue plan: Very little at all. I’m feeling ill today. It’s definitely not the roni, but I’m glad we managed to get t… https://t.co/R2jDHl6OIA
This is worth a read. Especially if you’re Senator Bridget McKenzie. https://t.co/ZezpL2Po6D
RT @Manda_like_wine: Nevada, a state in one of the richest countries in the world, has painted social-distancing boxes on a concrete parkin…
RT @tyson_whelan: That famous interaction between @andrewprobyn and @ScottMorrisonMP is going to be the only thing that will get me through…
Exciting weather for the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/9mvkAt6Vy3
Tuesday. Please do not chew on the furniture. Tuesday.