Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 13th, 2020

smolrobots Those brave Confederates, cruelly slaughtered, their only crime *checks notes* seeking to perpetuate the most bruta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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botandy are your dreams the wrong shape for your head

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@Taraustralis So I can see now that I’m looking at the map. :)

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@Taraustralis This is all my understanding. My only visits to the US have been San Francisco and San Jose etc (most..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Np

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@Taraustralis Indeed. I saw NJ used the length of Bon Jovi as their COVID-19 distancing measure. Also, I understand..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vJ

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@ktibus @bjnev So I am learning! I’ll admit I’m surprised. I thought it was just a private school thing in Australia.

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@Taraustralis Thanks. And yes it’s all a disaster right now. But I like being reminded that America is a complex pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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@Taraustralis I also keep forgetting how small those states are, and how close are all the pieces of that conurbation.

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@Taraustralis Gotcha. I’ll admit I’m not as familiar with this part of the US, and haven’t been there. [Checks map.]

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@chrryrdumbrllas Wow this is way more recent than I thought this stuff was still happening. Thank you.

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@Taraustralis [Nods] This surprises me. I was thinking maybe in trad places like New England, or in the wholemeal s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Y

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@chrryrdumbrllas Yeah people are telling me this. Without revealing anything you don’t want to reveal, which decade(s)?

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@Taraustralis OK that intrigues me. In which part of the US?

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@taosecurity I saw the title the other day and wondered wtf it was about. I’m not sure I can be bothered finding out though.

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@ariaflame So I am learning re the state school. I guess it’s mostly about the sports there, but in boarding school..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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@EnsignR @formalbeer @oberonsghost This is too much information, and very confusing for me.

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flying_rodent If it’s now difficult to tell the difference between “traditional reporting” and far right propaganda, i think that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E9

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@aleeb88 I knew Broome was your patch, up there with that reprobate @_midofo_, but I thought you were now based in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e0

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@EnsignR @formalbeer @oberonsghost House Captain? You fuckin’ authoritarian brown-tongue! :P

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@HHackenbecker She’s also Scott Morrison’s favourite.

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@aleeb88 For some idiot reason I thought you were closer to Perth.

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Pandamoanimum It’s interesting that ‘Statue Defender’ is actually an anagram of ‘Racist bellend thug’.

Give or take a few letters.

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@teambuild3r Maybe. Or maybe House Musk should be in this mix.

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SHUT UP EVERYBODY IT IS WORLD GIN DAY AND YOU SHOULD STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND DRINK GIN.

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@bjnev And it’s a state school? This is still more widespread than I’d have guessed.

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@ChrissieM OK, I can see where they’re going. But even so.

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@NewtonMark @dobes That is literally what I just tweeted!

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@ChrissieM What has Colin Thiele got to do with NSW? He’s SA Deutsch! His whole ouvre is SA rural life in the depre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bO

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@rupertg @drspacejunk I just looked up the house structure for my own school and it isn’t ringing any bells. I thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…us

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@drspacejunk I mean the whole concept is half-arsed.

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@dobes @NewtonMark They are. Whether it’ll make any difference remains to be seen.

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In private schools of the future, the four houses will be Billabong, Raytheon, Dogecoin, and Tina Arena. twitter.com/formalbeer/sta…

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themiasandrist This makes me very upset. pic.twitter.com/49OA6Bel9P

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@republic2809 Factional warfare is the entire point.

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@damhenn My understanding is that it’s widely available.

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@republic2809 Oh I’m sure it’s OK. I mean I turned out just fine, right?

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This is so sweet. Yes. And Australian private schools too. twitter.com/carsonsimpbot/…

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@dobes @TimeGhostTV I used to but I stopped because time.

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Another remarkable TVC from The Lincoln Project. Ping @dobes @NewtonMark. youtube.com/watch?v=j_an9b…

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“The Room Next Door - Matt Hancock and the Diversity of Thought” youtube.com/watch?v=JooF-c… @MrMichaelSpicer is always..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JZ

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@dobes @TimeGhostTV Like, of course their house for recording is full of history.

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Hey @dobes if you have a few minutes to spare can I recommend “The TG Cocktail Hour”? It’s an update for the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za

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@Ng88Mr Yep, I’ve got that further back in the thread. There was a road traffic accident on Railway Parade on 24 (?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GH

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@Ng88Mr No idea. It’s not the sort of thing they’d bother coming back and telling people though. Nothing on the NSW..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e3

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Gang Gang Cockatoos really are quite lovely. twitter.com/wtb_Michael/st…

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@swearyanthony @dobes Gang gangs are jerkbirds, but they are good jerkbirds.

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Re-watching “Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels” netflix.com/watch/16944044

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evcricket Looks like the Covidsafe app has had more icon updates than successful trace cases.

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elepeints FINALLY, I WILL KNOW pic.twitter.com/jPoDyYZq8L

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@dobes @_midofo_ @franksting @stufromoz @R_Chirgwin @SatPaper @TimeGhostTV Look rabbit-holes are rapidly becoming my speciality.

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@reselsnark @lexiconvalley Lexicon Valley is one of my must-listen podcasts, and if you need another rabbit-hole th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M2

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@BernardGaynor @SteveAustinABC @Apple @lexiconvalley Please, try to look past the usual fight against “the left” (w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qM

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@BernardGaynor @SteveAustinABC @Apple @lexiconvalley There’s a whole “alt-right” (read: neo-fascist) subculture tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TL

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@reselsnark Oh yes, the distinction between creoles and pidgins is fascinating. I think @lexiconvalley did an episo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fU

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WhoresofYore How good is this New Zealand “Keep It Real Online” video to get parents talking to their kids about pornography?!!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bK

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@BernardGaynor @SteveAustinABC @Apple @lexiconvalley No, there isn’t “one hand signal”. That’s the entire point of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xW

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leonidragozin Prince Daniil and a submarine. Some of the pro-government street art is puzzling pic.twitter.com/HVW6UQwsmo

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johnb78 This tweet deserves to be remembered in its own right as an all time classic film review (I haven’t read the articl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XY

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There is no D in “pigeon”.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SatPaper Then you got 6, because it was 2 bonus points.

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“BREAKING: Russel Howcroft leaves PwC to join 3AW Breakfast program in Melbourne” mumbrella.com.au/russel-howcrof…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SatPaper Did you get the first question about the song?

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@_midofo_ @franksting @stufromoz @R_Chirgwin @SatPaper It’s a tough quiz this week. But I’m particularly embarrasse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8d

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@BernardGaynor @SteveAustinABC @Apple Of course not. Given how you expressed that, I feel that posting this link is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d6

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@jonoabroad Actually I could. It might be that the deaths are only reported on weekdays as an admin thing.

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@jonoabroad It’d be a weekly cycle, for sure, but what that means I couldn’t speculate.

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WellsLucasSanto i still think about how when the black panthers started feeding kids free breakfast, the federal government literal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…71

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@SnarkyPlatypus That looks quite adequate. I have a chicken breast expiring today so I might so something with that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hf

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@sylmobile @SatPaper Yeah I was never going to get that anagram.

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@erkpod Hahahahaha! But Pointless isn’t pointless.

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@sennekuyl It’s the same people who complain about words they don’t like. Like “learnings” as being a modern thing,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d4

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sylmobile [POLL]: Have you checked out Space Force, the Netflix series?

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@sennekuyl Thanks. With some people it’s clearly pushing shit uphill. But I am continually surprised when journalis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xe

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NickFeik Maybe some commentators did deserve their lobotomies pic.twitter.com/jvd3jCLXbq

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@franksting @stufromoz @R_Chirgwin @SatPaper I got that, but I’m so embarrassed I didn’t remember the Martha and th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sa

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@boynxdor Thanks. But yeah I think I’m wasting my time there.

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I think I just tweeted the most pointless tweet I’ve ever tweeted.

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@BernardGaynor @SteveAustinABC @Apple Mr Gaynor, just because you yourself are unfamiliar with how certain symbols..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wg

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@swearyanthony @dobes @cameronwilson @johnb78 Oh dear. I might buy some for the next time @SnarkyPlatypus pops over.

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@SteveAustinABC @Apple The “emoji list” isn’t created by Apple as such. It’s done by a standards committee and it w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OU

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Interpretation C: America is fucked and there’s still too many Americans in denial about that.

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@developerjack Despite your camouflage I can still see you in that train.

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@SteveAustinABC It’s being used a plausibly-deniable white supremacy symbol amongst the 4 c h a n lot, but if a cop..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8s

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@MsLods @TwitterComms @TwitterAU Thanks. I know how to write something that’s not a screechy “You people are idiots..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ze

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@swearyanthony Finger slip, dammit. Fixed now. Sort of.

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Since I didn’t get any response to this, which is disappointing but totally unsurprising, I’ve just emailed the MD..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z9

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@Davidramli @heldavidson @dvsn @Davelennonabc Lol that’s beautiful. At least a water cannon has a civic use.

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@Davidramli @heldavidson @dvsn @Davelennonabc Thanks, David. It ain’t the car I’m thinking of. And I’m sure this isn’t dodgy.

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@steve_evil Look, you can what you will with that information.

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@heldavidson @dvsn @Davelennonabc They’d also end up with some pretty shit artwork.

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Well then, this makes The Wiggles look way soft. twitter.com/Roleplay_James…

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AnaKasparian Friend of mine who owns a small restaurant: “Cops are being yelped right now and they can’t handle it.”

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@jonoabroad @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Whatever bulk cooking oil I had handy. Are you going to make me go all the w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q3

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GuardianAus Tony Abbott and John Howard’s bronze busts vandalised in Ballarat theguardian.com/australia-news…

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mathaiaus If you want me to “rEaD ThE ArTiCLe” and not “JuDgE bY The HeADLiNe” then don’t make the headline so fucking stupid

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@Tim_Coronel @dvsn @Davelennonabc Lol. Perhaps not something so public. :) I have seen stories of various US forces..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1W

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@R_Chirgwin @SatPaper Yeah that’s more like it. I should’ve got at least 5 given the questions but I fucked it up.

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GuardianAus Argentina pastor turns church into bar in protest at uneven coronavirus restrictions theguardian.com/world/2020/jun…

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@jonoabroad @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Depends which orifice you’re stuffing them up.

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@dvsn @Davelennonabc Chances are it was an asset seizure, not a purchase. Many US jurisdictions allow the police to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y9

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@jonoabroad @glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus They were good chips. Big and chunky, and I think I got the oil temperature mostly right.

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Just 2/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. I am ashamed. I missed at least three obvious points. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/06/13

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@JennyWi18628806 @paulwiggins The merlion is a lovely concept animal, but the execution of that one is a bit shit.

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I decided to make myself a healthy lunch today, @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron. pic.twitter.com/BnQrK6QEPW

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@lucysunman [Nods] I saw that before. It’s from 2014, someone said, but even so it’s just insane.

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Can I just say that the official Merlion in Merlion Park, Singapore, is a bit lame. I am not disappointed that I lo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Id

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@dobes Yep, you seem to have done a thorough job. Congratulations.

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@itgrrl Ta, but lol I’m fine. I slept in as part of the plan, and then got distracted by things.

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@Viss The word “victims” with a photo of raw flesh probably triggers something. :)

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@franksting Thanks, I’m glad you liked it. I really didn’t know where it was heading initially. Well, I did, but I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yF

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Sat plan: Now that I’ve noticed it’s already after 2pm, it’s clear that I won’t really be doing anything important..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cm

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@lucysunman Thanks for that number, btw. I knew it was a huge number what with county and town sheriffs and campus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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@JustJimWillDo Deal with any SES people who start whinging?

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@lucysunman [Nods] Yeah, that fragmentation is insane. But, you know, Freedom! Sigh.

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I say, this short thread is a very good explainer of the social aspects of Singapore’s COVID-19 response. I also qu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M0

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As an aside, one of the Police Rescue guys (not shown) really was quite fit.

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Police Rescue has turned up with a team of SES volunteers. Cops said they’ve got 40 people working the valley today. pic.twitter.com/4w4ObcpIov

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@lucysunman Sure, but they’re not intending to be lawyers, they’re intending to be cops. But my sole point is about..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9H

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Note for the hard of thinking: None of this is to praise the NSW Police Force, which continues its fine* history of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F2

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In NSW, for example, it’s 31 weeks or more to attestation (probationary status), then another year before you grad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kp

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Important point. It’s also worth noting that most US police forces still do the ol’ military bootcamp-style 100-day..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ot

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@Begbie4017 @jetztgibtshaue @JustJimWillDo There’s also presumably a back story to why someone fled the scene, perh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6W

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… and this is what they did with the helicopter on Thursday.

(Further research indicated that the police helico..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vV

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So this police search from Thursday? Today it’s turned into a ground search with State Emergency Services and Rural..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NG

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Saturday. Turn all of your framed photographs to face East for 47 minutes. Saturday.

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jonkudelka Heaven knows what will happen if Churchill escapes. twitter.com/antoguerrera/s…

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