Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 15th, 2020

@zyx2k (I have Opinions on this, though they may not be good ones.)

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@zyx2k Not gendered as such, but a horribly stereotyped and narrow view of the interests of potential members. If I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lX

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Almost one million penguins are lined up outside my bedroom tonight. FFS @realDonaldTrump try to make your lies at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gB

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@NewtonMark @johnb78 @jxeeno @dobes I am a man who is an ekranoplan fan! ;)

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@SuperCroup Is the lingerie any good? Asking for a friend.

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@johnb78 @jxeeno @dobes @NewtonMark Also, all those Soviet-era hydrofoils are just gorgeous.

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@manindotblack @NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I’m moderately sure we didn’t use isopropyl alcohol.

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@johnb78 @jxeeno @dobes @NewtonMark Hoverbus! (Also, I miss the hydrofoil ferries to Manly.) pic.twitter.com/nA8MNuPxVT

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I know @johnb78 @jxeeno @dobes @NewtonMark will want some hovercraft action.

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DO YOU WANT SOME HOVERCRAFT ACTION WITH PRINCESS MARGARET?

“Maiden Voyage of the SRN4” (1968) youtube.com/watch?v=-uthlL…

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@wolfcat Ah yes. Momentum. The political equivalent to phlogiston.

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@oberonsghost Clearly Beethoven wasn’t a very good composer.

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Wait, this was for a Trump rally? LOL! twitter.com/MeidasTouch/st…

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Well this is quality political polling lol. twitter.com/ed_solomon/sta…

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@oberonsghost Beethoven was deaf, though, so does it matter?

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@ssharwood Ah yes, that was the context for “doctors’ wives” I was trying to remember, as a political demographic.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Yeah I dunno what happened there but it was quite weird.

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup We tried to recreate it, but all well got was a greenish-black liquid that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ne

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@NewtonMark @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup I have heard of this. But I haven’t had one. But when a student we invented..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pM

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People should not use their screenwriting as a substitute for therapy.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Raspberry lemonade is what you serve 4yo kids who’ve come to a pub lunch with their par..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sg

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@SuperCroup Sure, but no matter how hot they are this is inexcusable. Red card.

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Goddammit I just clicked on a link which took me to a story written by a cunt I refuse to read. Careless.

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@coldsnacks Oh! I have some fresh cauliflower florettes, but I’m not sure whether I have all the bits for a cauliflower and cheese soup.

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@SuperCroup WTF? This is horrible. It’s fizzy raspberry cordial with vodka. pic.twitter.com/489qCkMXuL

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@parthenope @onthemedia Hahaha! Having met and interviewed one of the presenters I am certain they are robust people.

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anndeejam josh thomas is the lena dunham of australia

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Soup? Or cheese?

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@parthenope @onthemedia Lol all good. :) They’re at WNYC, which is an NPR station, so the kind of people Trump will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ag

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@jeffsonstein I’m sure it’s still a thing. These social and power structures are eternal.

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@ChrissieM @SnarkyPlatypus I think even triple j can tell the difference.

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@parthenope @onthemedia Calling the @onthemedia crew “itinerants of the press” is libel. :) Anyway, you’ve triggere..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GF

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Lol like Mr Marx would get a run on that radio station.

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DoorHinge9 A thread of bot-generated inspiration to get you through your day. pic.twitter.com/SmwKwmX52Q

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@SnarkyPlatypus @ChrissieM Oh God I have actually introduced that track on a certain youth radio network. Well, in one city.

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@parthenope Yep yep. And it’s this nuanced aspect to Karenism (great word!) that isn’t being explored. So now I’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…02

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@voltagex @NewtonMark @developerjack That is rather good. He has WAY too many cameras on that airplane. And way too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qp

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@SnarkyPlatypus Why are you listening to this radio station?

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@parthenope [Nods] Yes, the women in question (avoiding saying “these woman”) end up punching down. Most analysis s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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@parthenope Gotcha. You’re speaking more broadly than I thought, and yes of course you’re right. I know exactly the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4

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@SnarkyPlatypus @cragget How does a performer “let” someone write a review? Surely anyone at a gig can write whatev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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scott_thewspot JESUS IS COMING!!
Matthew 24:6–pic.twitter.com/6HMLS4Wsmomo

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@parthenope I understand your point, and of course you’re right. But I think there’s also a certain Karen-ish type..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qy

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I think the male partner of a female military officer wouldn’t dare to try that shit, because she’s eat him for bre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dN

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Speaking of Karen, which I was in another thread, my taxi driver earlier was ex-military and she said the equivalen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J4

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The ABC discovers Indigenous people, Part 58. twitter.com/abc730/status/…

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@stufromoz @ChrissieM @upulie I don’t think you know what you’re talking about.

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Now playing: Purple Penguin, “Dust” youtube.com/watch?v=ZzCDf6… Fuck I love this track. Six stars.

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@noreasonspec I’ll skim the transcript in the morning.

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@caseyjohnellis @jplonie @troyhunt @rodemics @Pollytics @Bugcrowd Love… hate… it’s all the same in rock’n’roll.

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@noreasonspec Probably not. I have some good music playing.

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@opheliaknuts I am the eternal optimist. Lol I am lying.

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@twcau I only went the once, so I’ll take your word for that.

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@jonoabroad I gather that CBeebies is a misattribution, but yes it’s all Teen Vogue and K-Pop. What a world!

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@caseyjohnellis @jplonie @troyhunt @rodemics 2A. All respect to RØDE. Their gear is really good. I bought 5 x Sennh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mP

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@caseyjohnellis @jplonie @troyhunt @rodemics 2. I use a Sennheiser e835 dynamic cardioid stage mic, because I wante..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O5

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@caseyjohnellis @jplonie @troyhunt @rodemics OK, two tweets in response, and then I’m happy to answer questions.

1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VH

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@carolduncan @TroveAustralia Yeah there’s definitely a story there lol.

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@max_au I deliberately avoided mentioning that one.

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“Locked iPhones rendered almost useless in Australia’s COVIDSafe tracking efforts” zdnet.com/article/locked…

“Softwa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p4

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Does the world need a multilateral cyber hotline?” zdnet.com/article/does-t…

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stilgherrian “‘Insiders does need to do better’: ABC’s Insiders commits to increased diversity” mumbrella.com.au/insiders-does-…

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stilgherrian I quite like how Donald Trump just shouts random things now.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
LAW & ORDER!
TRANSITION TO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FH

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I retweeted this last night but I think this sort of thing needs wider distribution. twitter.com/vitaliyk/statu…

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@jonoabroad @RealNickHodge @stufromoz This is going to be another of those nights isn’t it.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @nellybabe Only slightly? I have been a terrible host!

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@carolduncan @TroveAustralia Hahaha! Have I sent you down a Trove rabbit-hole, Carol? :)

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I also spotted this at Leura station: Layout diagrams of Wentworth Falls station. There were some others but for so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bt

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@johnb78 @staticsan @colourmeamused_ @SnarkyPlatypus [Nods] This does mean you have to have station staff who aren’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zk

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@erstkate @JackAubrey @stufromoz I have never felt the urge to spray semen all over my workplace.

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@drunkenmadman “If centipede semen does the job, I guess it’s a valid learning tool” is an excellent sentence.

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@johnb78 @staticsan @colourmeamused_ @SnarkyPlatypus There’s definitely a “technology will solve everything” vibe a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4Y

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@staticsan It does. :) There wasn’t any information about the clipping, but the typography looks 1980s local newspa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WI

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@SnarkyPlatypus Today’s max was 4C above average for this time of year. Minimum tonight will the spot on average at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BO

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Spotted at Leura railway station: The story of the Three Sisters at Katoomba from the Gundungurra Dreaming.

Some o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KP

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earleyedition The @GuardianAus article blocked by Facebook is a story about how Facebook admitted it incorrectly blocked an image..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kq

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semibogan I mean it’s the internet and people lie, but honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true. pic.twitter.com/lWIQOCU0ux

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@SnarkyPlatypus The trains are designed for eventual single-person operation. There’s also another whole thing to d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7I

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@paulkidd Look for the duck tape where the two halves are joined?

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@me_allyann Queesy is a good name for a quoll, but I would never kidnap them.

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@dobes @voltagex Thank you yes, Adam, this is extremely important news. I am adjusting my plans accordingly.

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WendyWings Good morning from New Zealand. Here’s one for all of you “tiny island” people who keep jumping into my timelines pic.twitter.com/RyGoW7hPBg

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I don’t know what our species would have done without this. twitter.com/FXMC1957/statu…

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TheCaseyFung Does this beat Sydney realestate rental ads? pic.twitter.com/CBLTelcs6F

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Quolliver observes the patrons at the Alexandra Hotel, Leura. pic.twitter.com/rE8Z1QKtIl

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@dobes @drearyclocks @RosieKingABC That’s Captain ‘Slim’ Emu to you, mate.

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ElizaJBarr Does he put in 110%. Does he give full credit to the boys. Will he help us win games. I think these are important q..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F2

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@SuperCroup @TVsPointless @SnarkyPlatypus I thought you might get more but yes the earworm is a win.

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Discussing the Armenian genocide with the taxi driver. As you do.

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@MsLods @jpwarren @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, it’s relentless in its dreadfulness.

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ORANGE BIN CHICKEN! abc.net.au/news/2017-10-1…

@RosieKingABC says this is an emu, but she is wrong. Right, @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QK

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@SnarkyPlatypus Oh wow. “Set 2 Large Metal Emu Bird Garden Statue Outdoor Animal Sculpture Rust 58x37cm”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U2

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@jpwarren @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus “Your personal constraints need to be minimal for this to work. Even though I have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mt

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@jpwarren @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Also WTF? “You must have a driver’s license and valid credit card with a minimum o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oi

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mishaone Friends, I have found the worst job ad I have ever seen: seek.com.au/job/50084254

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@BenBlip There is something quite duck-like about his approach to the world, though.

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@vealmince Yeah programs tend to become institutions and almost impossible to change. On and on they grind.

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Does the world need a multilateral cyber hotline?” zdnet.com/article/does-t…

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“‘Insiders does need to do better’: ABC’s Insiders commits to increased diversity” mumbrella.com.au/insiders-does-…

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phbarratt Their ancestors? They must be getting pretty long in the tooth. twitter.com/arusbridger/st…

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I quite like how Donald Trump just shouts random things now.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
LAW & ORDER!
TRANSITION TO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FH

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RHT_ebooks if I was a cash strapped public broadcaster I would simply refrain from paying someone half a million dollars to in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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@munin The customers hadn’t, apparently. The idea that you choose a soup, type of noodles, meats and vegetables etc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CU

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I should’ve asked if they had Singapore Noodles. :)

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I once went to a Wagamama (yes I know) and the white-boy waiter asked me if I knew how it worked. “It” being noodle..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RH

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helpmeskeletor Gotta love when upscale Asian food is upscale because a white guy made it and shrank the portions.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup It is appalling that Black Lace is almost as well-known as Hanson.

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mrjoeaston Secret recording: one of @RioTinto’s most senior executives told employees on Thursday that the company is not sorr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gd

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Oh, did you mean none on the second board?

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NoahShachtman EXCLUSIVE: The president’s niece Mary Trump is set to publish a tell-all this summer—and to reveal that she was a p.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8HY

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GuardianAus : Cabinet ministers Stuart Robert, Dan Tehan and Simon Birmingham charge taxpayers for trip involving Lib..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kk

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@SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup Oh I forgot to say, I’ll post the answers once you’re sick of it.

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NewtonMark I’d like to remind everybody that DTA has never, at any point in their history, produced a successful project. Not..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pT

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NewtonMark Just a reminder that COVIDsafe does not work, COVIDsafe has never worked, COVIDsafe can not work, but none of that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RF

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@dobes That’s a lot of duck heads.

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Imagining James Paterson’s head grafted onto a duck.

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@jetztgibtshaue @SnarkyPlatypus I think their heads are grafted onto imagery from the film, but I can’t be arsed looking it up.

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Picketer How cooked are the economics of Australian media. Journos keep getting punted but there is $20k for photos of Albo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vP

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And a whole episode especially for @SnarkyPlatypus and perhaps @RealNickHodge? “Pointless Celebrities - S13E04 “Eur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sd

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jonkudelka I propose the US dispense with all the mucking about with voting machines and simply have the two contenders walk u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iT

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KetanJ0 Easily one of the quickest way to identify an actual, proper, teeth-bared racist is when this is the defence put fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kz

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MalwareTechBlog Media trying real hard not to say it. pic.twitter.com/ZIfvdrnfQm

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So is Senator Paterson meant to be Patrick Swayze or Charlie Sheen?

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@SnarkyPlatypus So this SEKRIT CLUB is named after the teen gang in “Red Dawn” but the logo is derived from the Mar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nd

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@SnarkyPlatypus Also, “The group comprises politicians united not by their political allegiances, but by a shared b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E5

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@oberonsghost @SnarkyPlatypus Yes, though the photograph seems to fall short of those standards.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. Of course. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, draft: File for @zdnetaustralia; laundry; administrivia; lunch with an accomplice and shopping, Leura; re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J3

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Mon plan, background: Having become frustrated with my late-rising sleep patterns, I’m going to try shift them back..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CO

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@PollHereford @SnarkyPlatypus The whole thing sounds rather quarter-arsed.

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@jennylmackinnon Dr Lee seems to have a more inspirational approach.

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@munin Oh that thing, yes. I guess we’ll have to come back to that. You also have more proper mountains than our local 1000-metre hills.

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@DavidFeng Yes look I know the whole thing is completely stupid but unfortunately our Prime Minister is a bit thick.

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@munin Aren’t you meant to be having a thing called “summer”?

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For some reason I think this is very @SnarkyPlatypus content. Not the Wolverine reference. I don’t know what that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0i

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This is what the Blue Mountains can expect today. I am not totally disappointed. pic.twitter.com/OkWdL7hyfQ

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cameronwilson senator abetz is getting in on the Wolverine cosplay action too pic.twitter.com/7Omj9HCKFR

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glengyron JOIN THE DOTS PEOPLE. DISGUSTING. twitter.com/breakfastnews/…

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Monday. You are merely a stale crumb in the cereal box of the universe. Monday.

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vitaliyk Average hours of training required to be a police officer:

Finland 4500
India 4500
Germany 4000
Australia 3500
Eng..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qk

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@jonkudelka I’m not so sure. Are they as venomous as the Sydney Funnelweb Spiders that live just outside? Or the Ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…49

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@jonkudelka Yes, I’ve heard about the snakes.

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