Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 17th, 2020

I am very tired for some reason so that’s all from me today.

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@warkolm @SuperCroup Hey @timothy_mcd can you check the price on the big watermelon please?

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@dtsmith_sydney Never trust these people to get anything right. :(

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@jpwarren @jeamland @dobes Not even when someone connects with you gently, on LinkedIn?

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@JustJimWillDo I suspect not, but this is not my area of expertise.

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@ShaquilleRay Lol only if I end up looking like that. £84 for underpants! (These have been around for a while and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ly

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Hey @jpwarren @jeamland @dobes do you have a flagpole of success? pic.twitter.com/E8QNQx7aT0

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AusUnemployment UPDATE: no penalties for jobseekers who do not participate in ‘mutual’ obligations – CONFIRMED by the minister’s oftwitter.com/i/web/status/1…3pdf

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LydiaMizon Coworker’s 9yo son asked to write a diary of a character from Macbeth. He chose the King.

Day 1: excited about vis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…M7

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DamianM Disrupt phone calls! twitter.com/Austen/status/…

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Well at least it’s not one of those daft US names like Operation Firm Unstacking or Operation Stacker Fisting. twitter.com/andrew_lund/st…

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Addressing Australia’s artisan baker shortage. twitter.com/Westpac/status…

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@NickyWill100 It’s like when companies boast that they behave ethically. I mean, yes, of course, were you once intending to do otherwise?

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@NickyWill100 Exactly. Of course retweets aren’t endorsements*. Saying so for yourself means that you think it is f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z4

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20 minutes until sunset. But because Twitter is disinclined to show people tweets in order, for many of you it is n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XU

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Hello. I am judging you by your retweets.

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@cameronwilson Look, you’re welcome to pat the fox. And then the fox will bite you. Because it’s a fox.

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FrankMcRae It’s time we permanently closed the border with the UK. Not because of the coronavirus just so we don’t have to lis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GC

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Definitely having a sook now.

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For the first time, at least that I’ve seen, the now-daily match of Rosella vs Cuckoo-Dove has been resolved in fav..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q1

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Not a lot has changed since 1892. twitter.com/TweetsofOld/st…

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Wed plan, remainder. Finish going through the inbox and all that kind of thing, then have a bit of a sook. Actually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5l

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Irish_Atheist Listen all I’m saying is that if there’s one universal lesson of human history, it’s ‘Don’t let Brits into your cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oR

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@dobes @joshgnosis There’s a chance they don’t know how to edit to be a different answer.

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MichaelRoddan “It found 20 per cent of Generation Y (Millennials) pay for news, the highest among all age groups, whereas Generat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…R5

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ratemyskyperoom Oh noes. We will somehow find the will to go on. We are sad. Bye, Felicia. twitter.com/ratemyskyperoo… pic.twitter.com/2Iz7sAmX5V

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ratemyskyperoom Are you in a bunker or just a dark subterranean room? We hope all the Kool-Aid is helping your career. 0/10..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cQ

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@dobes Oh it’s nowhere near THAT good.

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kels_316 not much, what’s South Australia with you, dog? twitter.com/PatrickLenton/…

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MikeDrucker Waking up furious because a puppet told children that racism is bad pic.twitter.com/p2Qar8RZGe

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TobyWalsh Comes highly recommended … the perfect first step to understand what AI is (and isn’t) twitter.com/Education2040/…

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Prettysnidefor1 Is that really necessary? pic.twitter.com/oIVAy5EaVS

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The fact that a Liberal senator is condemning racism is enough to make a headline, which tells you a lot about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N1

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So would my podcast audience like me to do a live-read of this job advert (about 8min plus snark) and any reply, pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Il

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TheOnion Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FY

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@GordyPls Wow, you could buy ten COVIDSafe apps with that, @dobes!

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@NewtonMark Good. Americans need to understand that this is how we see all of them. Well, the white ones.

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@rohan_p @dobes @cameronwilson @NewtonMark @jpwarren @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah there’s really nowhere to go after that virtuoso performance.

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Embarrassed by the “ENGAVING” typo.

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yaakov_h uhhhh, excuse me??

(article: news.com.au/lifestyle/rela…) pic.twitter.com/u9p1SKtZdF

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misskylie77 @clairegcoleman @johnb78 I saw a tweet the other saying we like to think we are a nation of Ned Kellys but we’re ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vi

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HayesBrown Oh. An easy enough mistake to make I guess!!

bbc.com/news/world-afr… pic.twitter.com/JsmVgZmBOv

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@StephanieCarvin Heh. Look, China isn’t returning Minister Birmingham’s calls — true story — so All Hail the Anglosphere, right?

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StephanieCarvin Good luck, eh?

Sincerely,
Canada twitter.com/stephendziedzi…

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@DrRhysPockett @jpwarren @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus You already do have a professional reason to use the phrase exponential growth.

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“The Mysterious Case Of The Air Force’s New Strangely Modified 737 With A Puzzling Past” thedrive.com/the-war-zone/3…

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@MsLods @jpwarren @mumbrella @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Now I want to do a podcast with her. About “achieving outcomes”. And parenting.

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What an excellent phrase: “ensure the constant flow of quality wine”. twitter.com/usqedu/status/…

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SuperCroup Good taste twitter.com/freshfaguette/…

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@jpwarren @mumbrella @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Well they’ve certain gotten plenty of attention this week, so yes?

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@_ClaireConnelly @jpwarren @dobes @SnarkyPlatypus Also, it is now failing. I think the Mumbrella audience have just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0V

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taizou_hori The Microsoft Zune Marketplace (2006-2012) lasted longer than the Confederacy twitter.com/Cooperstreamin…

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For those of you who missed this excellent* but non-deleted job advert, @mumbrella has republished in in full…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dJ

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “The global hotspots where coronavirus is still killing thousands” pca.st/h63fecef

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@rohan_p Obviously I am bitterly disappointed.

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@therevmountain @_ClaireConnelly @scott_thewspot I hadn’t heard of that specific thing, but yes that’s one of the m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1r

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@_ClaireConnelly @scott_thewspot @GordyPls “When COVID struck we stopped saying mass which means our collection at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nB

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@_ClaireConnelly @scott_thewspot @GordyPls “So there is now in practice a common fund. They are still individual bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ng

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@_ClaireConnelly @scott_thewspot @GordyPls I spoke about this with a priest earlier. Some 60 years ago each parish..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iU

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@_ClaireConnelly @scott_thewspot That’s an over-simplification, sorry. @GordyPls has this good explainer, but… twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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@rohan_p I failed the personal grooming test. :(

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“Pauline Hanson charged taxpayers for three-day Perth fundraising spree” theguardian.com/australia-news…

“Exclusive: the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kN

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I’ve just noticed that this job advert has disappeared. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@teambuild3r But this was politics rather than government. So success means these numbers here. essentialvision.com.au/government-res…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “How we* organised Melbourne’s Black Lives Matter rally” pca.st/11ao86ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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KSVesq 4 yo calls hand sanitizer “hanitizer” and I will be so mad if anyone ever corrects her.

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@joshgnosis Actually no, it’s just a 3-second intro on an existing tourism advert.

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@RhombusHatesYou Is the shed on Kangaroo Island? This seems to be important.

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damonayoung Mates, I’ve an essay in the latest @Meanjin: “Aryans in Love”.

I discuss the letters of HP Lovecraft & RE Howard…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…re

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murpharoo Competitive federalism. twitter.com/marshall_steve…

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voguishcharlie The fear that predatory cis men will transition in order to get access to women-only spaces is equivalent to fearin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v

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willozap my phone can automatically id which photos are of dogs but my computer can’t guess where i’d like to save a file wth

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I’m starting to worry about all this “National Cabinet was a success*” and “Let’s do more National Cabinet” vibe th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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“With the creation of the national cabinet, Australia now has an optimal decision-making body to consider truly nat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9u

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“Opinion: the case for a national preparedness agency” themandarin.com.au/135154-opinion…

Surely we could just add this to Ho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ag

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Imagining certain people being turned into pillars of salt.

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baaaadscience Dinosaurs yawned all the time. pic.twitter.com/g3J59EJwJI

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@GordyPls @scott_thewspot I was trying to avoid saying this, but… To Scott’s point, when the parish funds run out..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…17

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“Eight percent of federal agency resources may be affected by fraud, new research found” themandarin.com.au/135164-eight-p…

D..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JQ

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So, um @expectproblems @CptHollingworth, here’s something for you to think about. twitter.com/WilliamShatner…

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WilliamShatner 😳🤔 I’d do me! 😝😘 pic.twitter.com/HjVOdnqXIm

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Oh dear God it’s like Second Life without the furry sex. Yet.

(Please, if there is already furry sex in Animal Cro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ht

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@scott_thewspot I’m just explaining why the organisation’s income dropped. I’m not going to get into a discussion o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7Y

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bengrubb It perplexes me every time I see this statement from the @DTA on the COVIDSafe app when it was in fact true that it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O9

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@expectproblems So much Soviet-era colour work seems weird to our eyes. Quaint, event.

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@scott_thewspot It wasn’t the economic downturn. It was the lockdown preventing them holding Mass and passing the c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xB

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@moylecroft @jpwarren Sounds like an excellent plan, thank you.

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“Big Four consultancy firms receive $640m a year to perform ‘day-to-day’ public service jobs” themandarin.com.au/135197-big-fou…

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@derekbradley @eddit0r Are you working backwards here Derek?

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Wed plan: Administrivia and research and organising some stuff for future stories and all that sort of thing, but a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq

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shitterverse From Sweeney 2 (1978). Looks like someone I’ve seen on TV here in Oz but I just can’t put my finger on it… pic.twitter.com/NVgoJFjiLS

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@NewtonMark Well, yes, that’s another whole thing.

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nickcordingly I went to the Masculinities exhibition at the Barbican just before lockdown and I don’t understand why they didn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jG

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@NewtonMark My understanding is that each priest’s stipend comes from the parish or diocese, not some central HR ag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mw

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@HHackenbecker True beauty, from the Third Golden Age of graphic design.

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Heh. I think it only looks this bad in hindsight. If I were the Coronatsar I’d have insisted on a paper record even..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3X

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I’d have thought that Digital Transformation would be more about pulling your finger out than sticking another one in.

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BrianWCollins This website is free. pic.twitter.com/cm8mYMjxBc

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“Ericsson expects 190m 5G users by year end despite sluggish Europe and North America” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/ericss…

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delrayser holy shit, Texas just reported 4098 new coronavirus cases TODAY.

previous record high was 2504, set last week pic.twitter.com/0cA0c3U48m

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DavidOlusoga That explains why no one is ever heard of the American revolution. twitter.com/DavidAvromBell…

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I mean, just how good is Stuart Robert!

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Every journalist should have “appears to contradict comments made by Minister for Government Services Stuart Robert..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mG

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arielbogle My story this morning: The Government said COVIDSafe worked well from launch. Its own testing shows it did not. Her..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8u

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@finishedlast @ProjectLincoln It’s not a bespoke recording. It’s existing audio, from the description of a sloth I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Og

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ProjectLincoln Narrated by Sir David Attenborough

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@NewtonMark … We all know that it’d end up being more like this short film “Walls of Darkness” by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HS

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Now @NewtonMark has suggested this approach to countering online disinformation would suit the Prime Minister’s nee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nr

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I can see that it’s going to be one of those days. I’m looking forward to the rain though. pic.twitter.com/TsXfLeulTr

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Wednesday. A bowl of nuts. Wednesday.

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