Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 24th, 2020

socialistdogmom it’s important to point out that it fucking sucks that there’s infinitely more energy for keeping affluent white wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…77

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NewtonMark Fascinated to discover why anyone thought Morrison was innately capable of refraining from playing friends-and-enem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qp

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RebeccaRHelm This is a blanket octopus. You should know her because, while she’s shy & rarely seen, when danger gets near she do..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dW

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wolfcat Laughs in “Melbourne”

That is what you get for being cocky. twitter.com/9NewsSyd/statu…

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Farkin’ hell, there you are dying of the plague and some bloke turns up to give you a blow job. twitter.com/tim_mead/statu…

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Histreepix As well as Churchill’s infamous Black Dog, he also had a “spirit animal” that he kept caged in a flat in Putney 1942 pic.twitter.com/gouOCXjBni

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jrhennessy when these two heads are on a press release, you know you’re in for a good one pic.twitter.com/zbuTslXxVR

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Has anyone ever seen Michael Leunig and Germaine Greer in the same room? twitter.com/BenjaminMillar…

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stilgherrian This technology is amazing. pic.twitter.com/5bzu9YoPP5

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stilgherrian Whatever happened to Twinks for Trump? vice.com/en_us/article/…

(Do not go down this rabbit-hole. I just remembered..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV

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stilgherrian Maybe Ablo play eleventy-dimensional chess.

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Postmadesign @BrutalHouse This is the most brutal Citroen of all pic.twitter.com/79U4CFS2KX

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@noreasonspec @GordyPls Well I suppose if the only kind of food you can cook is “Put all the things in the same pot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8R

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nareenyoung Tweet of the Day twitter.com/jbpooket/statu…

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Well this will fuck ‘em up lol. twitter.com/AdamBienkov/st…

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zerogeewhiz Remember when an essential worker was anyone with a job?

Those were the days.

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@MichaelSmyth_ @7NewsAdelaide I like this bit. “John Martin died at his residence on 25 November 1889, of excess an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fE

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@JustJimWillDo And go back to livestreaming the recordings.

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@paulwiggins Other than that, that station is a shithole.

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There’s really no point me having a podcast any more, what with this standard out there. No way can I match this. twitter.com/find_evil/stat…

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@JustJimWillDo Quite probably, but deploying into the supermarkets seems excessive. Tough perhaps not in The America.

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As Ben explains later in the thread, the medibloke misspoke, but in Victoria COVIDSafe hasn’t found anyone who test..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jm

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The military? In the toilet paper aisle? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

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“Forrester predicts tech spend to shrink as Australia enters into recession,” which I guess is why they pay them th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6K

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SeamusHughes They…they tagged him on twitter. That’s some next level move. twitter.com/usao_losangele…

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ratemyskyperoom This room doesn’t look like much has happened in it for many decades. Just saying. You didn’t do the right thing 0/..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Du

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“The NSW government has announced a cybersecurity vulnerability management centre will be established in Bathurst,”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o4

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@NewtonMark @HappySinger @jeamland @dobes @moylecroft I have already experienced this. It’s amazing.

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@speechleyish We can thank K-Pop for so many things…

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@juhasaarinen I hate to break it to you, but it appears that you have been in a coma for two decades.

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@dobes @rohan_p It’s true. In the entire history of commedia dell’arte not a single harlequin was ever affected. It’s amazing.

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@rohan_p @dobes I can say with certainty that if I wear that outfit I won’t get cancer from 5G.

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@speechleyish At least there’s no batshit insanity happening.

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Ah yes, Apple had their thing today. Which is why we now have all these people who installed beta software having a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gC

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dobes Unfortunately the ACMA cannot measure brainworms, but this was a hilarious doc from ACMA. Well done. twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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CanberraInsider Influenza quarantine camp setup at Wallangarra, Queensland, during the 1919 Spanish flu pic.twitter.com/1urfMjm4Mt

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“European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called out China Monday for targeting EU hospitals and health c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s7

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matttburke ‘I reckon the bullies will be pretty satisfied with the lunch money this time.’ - ancient ABC Management proverb.

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@jpwarren @rohan_p @dawnstarau [Nods] That’s pretty much unbeatable.

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tayler_renee97 man who would’ve thought this is what it sounded like when gelatine gets shredded 🥴🥴🥴 pic.twitter.com/S0rRFwiDFc

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TylerLaRiviere The person on the megaphone is searching up officers information on a web database and announcing how many complain..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eX

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@martinwalsh Nah I’m staying out of this one. :)

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darth three verified accounts of republicans running in 2020 pic.twitter.com/gSqn7Zrmyd

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“ABC axes ABC Life, Comedy and up to 250 jobs as part of five-year plan” mumbrella.com.au/abc-axes-abc-l…

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rohan_p AustCyber wants you to help do some cyber naming (cc: @dawnstarau) austcyber.com/digital-platfo… pic.twitter.com/BCyhC8PHud

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TheOnion Facebook Announces Plan To Break Up U.S. Government Before It Becomes Too Powerful bit.ly/3ep3NSp pic.twitter.com/FLkUzaIFFp

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hughriminton Your eyes are not allowed to glaze ⁦⁦@James_Jeffrey⁩ - it’s your speech! pic.twitter.com/Aj25zUGmK8

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@MatthewBevan We all need a sense of certainty in these troubling times.

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@MatthewBevan Well it would be very silly to have the 7.45am news bulletin at 8.05am.

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NSWHealth As at 8pm Tuesday 23 June, there were 10 new cases of diagnosed in NSW. One previously confirmed case has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t3

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ACOSS ACOSS survey shows increased JobSeeker payment allowing people to eat regularly, cover rent and pay bills
Read more..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X7

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moylecroft @stilgherrian @NewtonMark Huawei marketing might not want to promote “5G hospitals” in a market with so many dumb i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…02

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I thought it was all a Milo thing but apparently not. He just came along for the ride. pic.twitter.com/BnEJTrNs5C

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Whatever happened to Twinks for Trump? vice.com/en_us/article/…

(Do not go down this rabbit-hole. I just remembered..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RV

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dobes For Australians, it would be a *delicious* irony if this Bill got up, and it forced our TOLA Act to have proper jud..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v5

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Oh. Ablo is doing the National Press Club at 1230 AEST. [Sets timer to turn off the internet at 1229.]

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Scarfolk From the 4th of July, live public execution venues will be open again. However, please wear masks to protect prison..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BH

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@GordyPls Just imagine it’s in German. Or that stupid Star Wars thing.

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Maybe Ablo play eleventy-dimensional chess.

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@Colgo Usually it’s done so the specific letters in the logo or whatever are just so, and then the rest of the type..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m7

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@Colgo Yep, once you hit a certain size it’s often cheaper to design your own corporate typeface* than pay many x l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wg

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MEDIA RELEASE: OK sure we make video surveillance software but we are not like all the bad ones you’ve been reading..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…45

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MEDIA RELEASE: Our new product will be of benefit to customers.

No, I think you’re after the advertising sales department.

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Rob_Stott I’m hiring for a new Managing Editor at Junkee Media to oversee @junkee, @musicdotjunkee, @itspunkee & AWOL. It’s b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NZ

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NathanaelB Just wait till the snowflakes call the police because it’s snowing … twitter.com/downsanddirty/…

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downsanddirty A friend who works for a police department in Ohio said they received numerous calls today to investigate “Antifa d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zj

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elisethoma5 Scriptwriters for 2020 just blatantly plagiarising 2017-era Onion headlines at this point. pic.twitter.com/2AokCxLjab

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peterwsinger Quite the brand trend… pic.twitter.com/pEhQOFku2p

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GordyPls Albo launching Operation Lie Down and Cry

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Lol what a sook. Anyway here’s Mr Kelly’s column. smh.com.au/politics/feder… pic.twitter.com/2O5a4TtQwY

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@moylecroft @jpwarren @The_McJones @abcnews Australian politicians are so cheap to buy, eh.

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@jodiem @The_McJones @voltagex @abcnews I’d forgotten about security. Yeah, there’s some stories in what the quaran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9U

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redrabbleroz I am particularly liking the ability to break down these 2020 @LowyInstitute results by geographic region (state, u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm

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LowyInstitute OUT NOW: the 2020 Lowy Institute Poll

Our 16th annual poll on Australian attitudes towards international issues…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cx

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@munin We do. We could make you some though. Australia does it as a service.

Some folks once wondered why their ai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q6

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nathvalvo Melbourne has to act like it’s ‘Sydney after 7 PM’ for another month.

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Wed plan: Launder my clothing; launder some money; flush out my inbox; brainwash some gullibles; free my mind. Wait..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yk

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jaketapper It was discovered in 2019. twitter.com/acyn/status/12…

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@The_McJones @voltagex @abcnews A common problem with reporting on BIG NUMBERS is forgetting to divide by the numbe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9b

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@The_McJones @voltagex @abcnews On today’s figures, $134 per person per day.

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@The_McJones @voltagex On the last figures released — I haven’t done today’s numbers yet — it was $141 per person ptwitter.com/i/web/status/1…bGcG

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zackwhittaker When a major ad industry group complains that Apple will make it harder to track people across the web and target t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lB

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gibbsemanning Sorry, but why? twitter.com/I_W_M/status/1…

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GeoRebekah BREAKING 3 OF 3 I’ve independently verified they’ve deleted at least 1200 cases in the last week.They’re only repor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X2

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GeoRebekah BREAKING 2 OF 3 I have multiple sources at DOH who have just told me they have been instructed this week to change..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ST

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GeoRebekah BREAKING: 1 OF 3: Florida announced yesterday they’re not counting the icu bed availability anymore, a key element..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FZ

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edbott He is trolling the QAnon people.

This might just make their heads explode. twitter.com/ShaneGoldmache…

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Right then. (I’ve explained those spurious first-hour temperature readings before so I’m not going to do it again.) pic.twitter.com/lBzsYIcf4h

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Wednesday. Replace it with a plastic one. Wednesday.

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