Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 11th, 2020

stilgherrian “Back sweat becomes England’s new post-COVID tactic for shining the ball”? Hurrah for back sweat!
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pointlesslettrs “Martial law now!” demand Express and Mail readers so aroused at the idea of troops on the streets that their nippl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U8

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carolduncan OH: “Morrison is making Abbott look good.”

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RizviAbul To date, OZ Govt has offered nothing concrete by way of permanent residency to HK citizens beyond what is available..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v1

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GordyPls Wonder why it’s called that twitter.com/womensart1/sta…

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Consider why an emu needs are hand dryer. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup Pagers are still a thing for emergency service callouts because reasons…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OX

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@philip_branch I’m not sure you’ve fully grasped the concept of “joke”.

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That’s a terrible photo of the dish, but I was too eager to eat it.

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@TrishBarron Thank you. It is. This is one of my standard quick meals.

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@JustJimWillDo @Nishaobgyn Yeah this is exactly how that other thread went.

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Oh, and a fuckton of Thai basil because I was in Thaitown today.

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Kangaroo, red curry, etc. And yes, with rice that I made while people were complaining about how much of a hassle c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ye

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@McThingface @SnarkyPlatypus @SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo His name doesn’t seem to have been Ramone, however.

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@Ng88Mr @NeilMcMahon Yep, even the dodgiest rice cooker does the job. I even know this as a white person. ;)

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Still, if there were a bushranger called Ramone he’d definitely be gay.

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@BXGD @JadedTransWoman Rowling has problems, but yeah I don’t think she’s a Nazi. You never know, but since I’ve ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1e

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@SnarkyPlatypus The 1984 film version is a fair summary, if you feel the urge, tho I think Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8

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Also, “Nineteen Eighty-Four” is SO FUCKING TEDIOUS. twitter.com/marcusjdl/stat…

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marcusjdl RT 🔒 “Incidentally I tried reading 1984 and whilst I could see the influence it had on other dystopian fiction it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fa

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@nnwakelam You have joined The Organisation. Welcome.

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@ConnollyStuart @benjaminwittes @RatlSecurity There’s a whole bunch of standards that have to be met, but TEMPEST i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kg

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@nnwakelam Oh good, you’ve discovered the excellent work of IBAC. :)

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@NeilMcMahon @sleepingdingo @okjustesting I don’t have a rice cooker currently because reasons, but I use a small s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ws

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@amisamileandme I was actually invited over there the other day — but didn’t go because schedule — though this maytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…olDE

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@NeilMcMahon @sleepingdingo @okjustesting What is the fuck-about with cooking rice? Put rice in cooker. Add water. Press button.

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@amisamileandme While I understand your frustration, this problem could also be solved with a hired videographer.

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amisamileandme Polyamory is a pointless life choice if it cannot provide solutions to problems like this.

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amisamileandme I sent @gathgwyn a bubble kit for his birthday. However, turns out that via webcam I can either watch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YH

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JadedTransWoman Rowling surrounding herself with Nazi apologists is hardly a shock.

I keep saying it, scratch a TERF, find a White..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z5

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LukeLPearson @Utopiana “Remove yourself mask so I can capsicum spray you better” is some other level bullshit… pic.twitter.com/lkIJh3h8Zt

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@sleepingdingo @okjustesting Or just ran out at home and couldn’t be arsed going to the shops… but then… wait.

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Courtesy @benjaminwittes of @RatlSecurity, a photo of what is presumed to be a dead SCIF* at the former Australian..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2C

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okjustesting In a Singaporean restaurant having dinner, a bloke comes in for his takeaway pick up.

Plain rice.

That’s all…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4c

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Histreepix The Conservative Party complete Britain’s long-awaited housing initiative. September, 2016. pic.twitter.com/3k7qRN01FB

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AsapSCIENCE The watermelon is Earth
The rubber bands are CO2 emissions
He is all humans
The year is 2025: pic.twitter.com/tvFPTU5m1Q

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party The only thing that would make this better would be using lime je..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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@JustJimWillDo @SnarkyPlatypus Yeah it’ll be a while until you’re allowed here.

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party That would be ham in there, and are the grey things canned oysters?

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@jonoabroad Wow now THAT is a jellied salad and a half! Olives and kiwi fruit! Ping @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @70s_party.

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andreasdotorg The shade. twitter.com/signalapp/stat…

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@SnarkyPlatypus Anyway I think we’re allowed to go to Burwood now.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Lol yeah nah, the awning is falling apart and if way faded.

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus have I ever mentioned that there’s a hole-in-the-wall Xi’an eatery in Chinatown? pic.twitter.com/rWeIFA3q1e

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@absalomedia I haven’t eaten any emu for ages.

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reviewwales I’ve just discovered that snapdragon seed pods look little skulls. LITTLE. SKULLS. This is possibly the most Gothic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4b

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@paulwallbank @juhasaarinen @JustJimWillDo It’s the weekend. I thought I’d give him a break.

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So @SuperCroup @BenMS @JustJimWillDo @christopherneal @manindotblack it’s an American colloquialism now but of Anglo-American origins.

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“Also with off, over, and up and const. for (doing something). to fix out, ‘to set out, display, adorn, supply, fit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0z

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From the OED: “In wider sense (chiefly U.S. colloquial): To arrange, get ready, put in order; to put to rights, mak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kd

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@juhasaarinen @JustJimWillDo Some of the data in that thread from my esteemed colleague in Auckland was fictional.

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@SuperCroup I’ll look at the OED and thingo’s Dictionary of Slang. Once I’ve fixed a drink.

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@JustJimWillDo It’s on that line, just up the hill a bit.

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Sat plan, remainder: Fix a drink*; do something with the kangaroo in the refrigerator; data wrangling; fix another..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BK

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@JustJimWillDo That’s up between Leura and Katoomba, if you mean the railway washout. They replaced a whole bunch o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MW

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Back at @bunjaree. It’s going to be a cold-ish night tonight. Those three nights in somewhat warmer Sydney did won..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h6

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Arriving at Wentworth Falls, the 8-car V-Set has maybe four of five passengers remaining for Leura and Katoomba.

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FXMC1957 11 July 1977. Gay News was fined £1,000 for printing an article alleging Jesus Christ had been gay. The article was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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ben_hr “The shopping centre was so busy, it felt unsafe.”
“I was there earlier and it also felt unsafe.”
“Even in the CBD..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…et

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@juhasaarinen @JustJimWillDo The best* comment I every got on a ZDNet story was “The author has a head like a potat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5J

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sarahcpr How to cognitive pic.twitter.com/YM51OJ58qA

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@NewtonMark @ElizaJBarr @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson That’s most unfair. There’s some excellent work in that series.

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Emu Plains should be restocked with emus.

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I assume, @dobes @rohan_p @cameronwilson @NewtonMark, that you got this 5G update from “At Home Alone Together”? pic.twitter.com/Fat0eCDUie

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@JustJimWillDo So I saw, but I’ve never heard of that book. Broadly speaking, there is no literature in America. Apart from Virginia Woolf.

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MapPornTweet How West appeared on a 1988 East German Map redd.it/ahtcnc pic.twitter.com/uK3KTtr5tq

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@JustJimWillDo I had to look that up and I’m still none the wiser.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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, due to arrive at Wentworth Falls at 1743 AEST. pic.twitter.com/un4gt6ECcA

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GreenJ Say what you like about Paul Kelly, that’s stunningly insightful. pic.twitter.com/pH6aGEYKB3

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@JohnBirmingham @sylmobile I only feel comfortable doing this when I’ve been to the pub a few times. It feels intimate.

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KKeneally It’s almost as if @ScottMorrisonMP is preparing to… 😉

From @vanOnselenP’s column today 👇🏻..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0o

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CosmicRami anniversary thread!

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“Back sweat becomes England’s new post-COVID tactic for shining the ball”? Hurrah for back sweat!
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Ah, my first computer! Well, it wasn’t just mine. twitter.com/upusen/status/…

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@jeamland @developerjack I probably need to read this aloud somewhere.

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I will assume this is true. And that it’s AEST. twitter.com/RhombusHatesYo…

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dannolan If you think about it pasteurisation was the original cancel culture

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Mercury Retrograde ends this weekend but I can’t be bothered working out the exact time.

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@sylmobile @SatPaper I am too embarrassed to say what I got wrong.

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cameronwilson and another fact check on his war on BoM abc.net.au/news/2020-03-0…

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cameronwilson (for context: Craig Kelly has been on a mission for years to claim that the Bureau of Meteorology is altering weath..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Op

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cameronwilson imagine writing seriously “Craig Kelly is in detective mode” pic.twitter.com/GnvQpZeFg3

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Only 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week because I suffered severe brainfade. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/07/11

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@skwashd @COVID_Australia I have been in Haymarket for a few days, but not Casula. I hope I’ll be OK.

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Sat plan: Faff about for a while; lunch and shopping, Thaitown; 1553 train back to Wentworth Falls; quiet evening…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…at

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juliaioffe Come on, folks. It’s not like Roger Stone toppled a Confederate statue.

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@LiamT @NewtonMark Yeah the Blue Mountains economy is tourism-heavy and right now it’s not.

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espiers Just imagining Laura Ingraham with 5,284 jars of sofrito and no idea what to do with it almost makes the boycott wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xJ

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I quite like the weather in Sydney today but I’m heading back up to the Mountains this afternoon. pic.twitter.com/AJpdS7lwWp

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MatttGFX this is genuinely fucking me up I hate this pic.twitter.com/EnBLSxqubK

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EryqOuithaqueue I AM DEAD pic.twitter.com/2uv7lqZuzN

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@phbarratt That’s a long time to be in primary school.

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Saturday. Make sure you check first. Saturday.

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Goddammit I should’ve have been asleep ages ago. Good night.

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DavidFeng According to the highly censored Chinese Intranet, these are supposedly the worst swearwords in the English languag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dz

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I assume this is all CGI? Or is this an actual human? I can’t tell any more. twitter.com/DrJJoyner/stat…

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@NewtonMark @LiamT You’ve got to tell the stock market *something*.

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FFS. I mentioned an old computer and now my replies are full of people desperately looking for validation about the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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@LiamT @NewtonMark That’s the “great thing” right? I can love your work but you could be beaming in from any planet.

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Goddammit I have bought into the open letter bullshit.

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@jamesrbuk You know that’s not going to happen though. Words with a bunch of known signatures at the bottom is free news.

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@LiamT @NewtonMark Excellent. I am just getting older and tired as @dobes can confirm lol.

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@steampowerednet That’s where I began on this path. 1985. Let’s never speak of this again.

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@LiamT @NewtonMark Oops I seem to have missed the transition. Sorry. But glad you’re doing OK. (I am so out of touch with people.)

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@LiamT @NewtonMark Which is to say, never. Also, I see you’ve escaped to Spain? Are you and yours doing OK?

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@HHackenbecker That’s kind of it, though I’m more than happy to be proved wrong and, as I say, when the red light..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OY

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Pro Tip: Before you buy into any online drama, ask yourself “Is this a white people thing?”

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