Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 13th, 2020

I’m going away now.

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If anyone turns this into a cake joke I will punch them in the face.

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I thought the meteor story and the Dannii Minogue story were the same thing.

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THE EARTH WILL SPLIT OPEN LIKE AN OVERRIPE MELON. twitter.com/CosmicRami/sta…

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arlenparsa We are witnessing the largest social movement in US history. It is being led by young people.

I searched the guest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bg

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jonkudelka [spoiler alert] tomorrow the palace papers will reveal that the Whitlam government was dismissed because the greens..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gv

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@tannemills Note that none of this is me arguing in support of the rules. :)

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@tannemills It was that a few weeks back, 20 seated and eating, and then 50, and then one per 4 square metres. In N..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j0

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HURRY UP WE NEED MORE UNINFORMED SPECULATION.

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Of course, if you bother to take 20 seconds to see how big the hotel is you soon see that it is indeed quite big an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xq

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Pre-emptive muting is in progress. Life’s really to short to bother with these arsehats.

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This thread is packed full of brain worm infectees. I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE PUB AND I DON’T KNOW WHETHER THE NUMBE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2c

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Oh good, everyone’s an epidemiologist again tonight. Congratulations on your graduations,

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jeamland HONK JESUS HONK IF U SAVES IF U LOVE LOVE JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS pic.twitter.com/8TrXjCIVfB

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@JohnBirmingham I also want to talk to you about H G Wells’ work. Which is not H G Well’s.

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Histreepix British doctor checks child’s mouth for immigrants, 1948. pic.twitter.com/IhPHaq1lX5

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TheShovel JUST IN: The COVIDSafe App has identified that there was a coronavirus outbreak on The Ruby Princess in March

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I heard about this on @NSLpodcast and it’s a hoot of a decision. twitter.com/stevelord/stat…

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NewtonMark A 600 word article about the fact that a car is parked. abc.net.au/news/2020-07-1…

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@reselsnark Well yes. I’m not sure what the H8’s use-case is here compared with the L-8. Maybe I’m missing something here.

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Forthleft2 Pub in Cornwall does social-distancing.

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stilgherrian I made a podcast yesterday, so you can listen to that if you want to. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jonoabroad It doesn’t get any more cheerful, really.

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@potrzebieggm I have learned something today. Thank you.

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troyhunt This makes for entertaining reading, pretty much a “how not to do opsec” if you’re going to be a big time cyber cri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ni

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CheerItself Anchor’s an interesting word here. An anchor stops you going anywhere. You drop it into the sea. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@noreasonspec It won’t, though. It is immortal.

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@Bodella3 It double as an electric razor for those sensitive areas. And a cocktail blender.

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katemontague4 Applications for this year’s @Google Podcasts creator program are open! Selected creators from all over the world g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zH

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Well this looks interesting. “Spy vs Spy: The New Age of Espionage” australianforeignaffairs.com/essay/2020/07/… pic.twitter.com/GcNKJ63ZNs

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@staticsan @dobes @JustJimWillDo Yep, which is why there’s a tsunami of productions from people who think that buyi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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@ericscheid Ah, I now see where you were going with this but at this stage I am unable to say.

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@ericscheid Yep, it’s the standard Zoom capsule modularitifyingness.

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@nazzer For more signs, see @ApostrophePong’s photo series oif discarded PPE in DC. outtospace.com/2020/07/fallen…

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@jonoabroad It’s important to stay informed.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Otoh I should probably look at a new MacBook Pro before all that.

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Once we’re allowed to be in the same room as people again then offloading the live mix onto a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L2

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@dobes @JustJimWillDo Nah, the six channels of the H6n are fine for my needs for now. However a pair of the Zoom F1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sV

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes Under AUD 1000 street price. videoguys.com.au/Shop/p/41927/z… Dunno about the dongle for the iOS remote.

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@heosat @i386 They Have Their Eyes On You.

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Oh yeah, you can also drive it from your iOS device. pic.twitter.com/lgBioyhO75

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Hey Audio Kids, would you like the new Zoom H8 with its 12 channels and a new kind of mic capsule?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…65

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Pro Tip: Cleaning the earwax out of your earbuds significantly improves the sound.

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@expectproblems It’s about everything, Elissa. It’s about fuckin’ everything.

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@i386 @developerjack Well, drinks for him sat alone while his friends were in on the floor actually gambling. :)

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@i386 @developerjack BF at the time worked for Telecom. Wired phones into Adelaide Casino, so he’d been “behind the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D5

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@developerjack @i386 I have knowledge of casino security from the [DECADE REDACTED] and even back then they had tap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cz

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@i386 The patrons of which rooms get tested, I mean.

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@i386 They’re really good at this stuff. Something something money. They could track that person, but then being ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V1

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@i386 [Nods] It’s a casino. They can.

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@techoglot @dobes Obviously I need to read about what’s going on here. I am very confused.

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Loving* the moralising about where people caught the ‘rona. How about you sort out your own fuckin’ lives instead o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jx

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NSWElectoralCom Comments on suggestions made on the redistribution of NSW’s electoral boundaries will be closing Wednesday, 15 July..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TD

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@i386 It’s a big place, you know.

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katticus28 Two Andrew Bolt headlines, just over 2 months apart. pic.twitter.com/KxZlXtAWVd

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direhousing hmmmm pic.twitter.com/NMpzaDIXsn

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OzKitsch Most girls marry in their early 20s … but NOT girls who neglect PERSONAL DAINTINESS
@westaustralian 1939 pic.twitter.com/y3wUNMSD8A

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@dobes And a 450nm chemical warfare beam.

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@dobes I also see there’s a bit that amplifies the triggering.

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dobes Coming soon to a batshit stupid Facebook page.

TERAHERTZ RADIATION!! pic.twitter.com/lM3BwEH2xP

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[Note to self: New podcast series?] twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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It’s almost as if the coronavirus is infectious. twitter.com/CaseyBriggs/st…

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Tag yourself! I’m “luminous glands”. twitter.com/whereisdaz/sta…

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@DylanLacey [Nods] I understood that it’s highly regarded, so I had that in my head at least.

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CaptainNasdaq “The market will regulate itself!”

The market: pic.twitter.com/FLE0azlVuq

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@DylanLacey I don’t know enough about “The Golden Girls” to make this work, alas. :) I guess I’ll have to watch some episodes.

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@DylanLacey Wong in the mix would get MacSween going, so there’s that.

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@DylanLacey Yeah the characterisation might need a bit of work, maybe even some re-casting.

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ratemyskyperoom We love the plant, lamp, depth and soft focus. The art is perfect ( who is the artist?). Nessa is a good girl. 10/1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kT

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A new public hearing in the Senate inquiry into Centrelink’s compliance program has been scheduled for 31 July. aph.gov.au/sitecore/conte…

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@PollHereford I did not know his name. What a saviour for so many women!

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“Four women from across Australia are forced to become friends during an extended coronavirus lockdown in a family..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fX

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I so want to fix that spurious space after KAK’s name.

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“The Golden Girls: Aussierona Style” starring Prue MacSween, Kerri-Anne Kennerley , Bronwyn ‘Socialism!’ Bishop, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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FreyjaErlings My girlfriend cut herself while cooking. From her finger emerged frosting. I pretended to not see. I love her. I ad..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cA

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@purserj Is this a sitcom pitch? Because I’m listening.

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@michaelneale Maybe. I guess it’s all about context.

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sarahcpr I adopted an elephant like 3 months ago and I still haven’t gotten it. You have my $8 @WWF where’s my elephant

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The actual death toll is only cited to three significant figures now. Five hundred more COVID-19 deaths is a roundi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jR

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Imagine being this fucking stupid when a quarter of a million of your own people are dead dead dead. twitter.com/chuckwoolery/s…

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@jpwarren I think what they’re trying to say is that startup founders are worse than terrorists.

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Yeah I should’ve gone with “sook-puppet”. Oh well. Next time.

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Maybe I should’ve gone with “sook-puppets”? Or “sookmates”?

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“You’re all just haters because you don’t like football” is the kind of rhetoric best suited to 14yo social media i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…en

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It’s kinda funny that in a world where the optics (I hate that word!) of politics is all-important, someone who cla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GQ

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It’s like one of those little dolls where you pull the string and it speaks a selection of canned phrases. Vip! “Fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…My

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normative I was under the impression that “cancelling” elected officials with bad policy views was… you know… sort of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UF

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NPR: A Pew survey recently asked people if they had heard the theory that the COVID-19 outbreak was intentionally p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mf

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“Facebook is considering imposing a ban on political ads in the days leading up to the US election in Nov, accordin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NC

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“Contractors working on [Hobart] hotel owned by Liberal donors exempted from coronavirus quarantine” (1 Jul) abc.net.au/news/2020-07-0…

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trentyarwood Noticeable absence of treating this as a health education issue instead of a security issue. twitter.com/AneekaSimonis/…

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@dobes @TimeGhostTV There’s bound to be a story there. I don’t think it’s where Indy got the ‘rona though.

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GordyPls How sure are we though? pic.twitter.com/U75ySCXjPi

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@trentyarwood My pleasure. I’ve been getting cranky at all the completely-not-an-epidemiologists screeching at each..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5v

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This thread by “Doctor” @trentyarwood is worth reading before any of you tweet another damn thing about the ‘rona…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2u

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@David_Bonnici (I wasn’t personally offended at all. It’s the “surprised” thing that’s a long-standing gripe.)

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@David_Bonnici Thanks. It’s curious that a number of people mentioned the Bible. I was talking more about the rever..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5u

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@conniecoburg I don’t think it is. The Founding Fathers attract a kind of reverence, and their statements of belief..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dl

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simongerman600 Another map in the series: Nearest country when in Australia. Source: buff.ly/3izp12z pic.twitter.com/gNGwRuLRR7

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LuigiThirty I’m bored, let’s see what’s happening in 1985 pic.twitter.com/8c0NWpE6cg

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@David_Bonnici One thing that totally shits me off — so please forgive this individual hot-button reaction — is thetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…DAL2

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Covid19NSW “NSW Health urges anyone who attended these venues at these times must watch for respiratory symptoms or fever, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C8

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crk5 This is fun..
MIDI Stylophone PCB Business Cards!

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@rohan_p You’re just cranky because they haven’t invited you yet.

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@PeteLawler @dobes I made it yesterday, Pete, because I was In The Mood.

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@dobes I HAD THAT STORY IN MY PODCAST.

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@NewtonMark I’d guessed it was a photo mission. I look forward to the resulting photos.

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@jpwarren @dobes @cameronwilson @SnarkyPlatypus “American Influencer Council – where social media creators mold thetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…tmaq

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maxwalden_ Some of Sydney’s lower socioeconomic suburbs in the southwest, that have large multicultural and Muslim populations..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZO

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JRehling If an AR-15 is no deadlier than a handgun then why don’t we send our soldiers into combat armed only with handguns?

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BernardKeane The Australian’s “media journalist” seems to be unaware the ABC automatically commissions a review of its election..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fj

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NEW ORGANISATION! “The American Influencer Council, Inc., AIC, is a newly formed not-for-profit invite-only members..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UD

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drinksmcgee *pets him very carefully* pic.twitter.com/ftCLeWcNVf

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rival_elf i’ve met several ppl with graduate degrees in machine learning who didn’t know what it meant for two vectors to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…36

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@jxeeno @dobes @rohan_p What does the C stand for? COMMUNISM!

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HeerJeet Dear Professor Chomsky,
My wife and I have a disagreement about whose turn it is to wash the dishes. Attached are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mw

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firstdogonmoon COLUGOS! twitter.com/miguelwildlife…

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“The Daily Telegraph’s political editor at large, Sharri Markson, will be moving across to The Australian, becoming..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zH

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MelMitchell1 The state of “smart reply” on my phone. Sentiment analysis for the win! pic.twitter.com/5aBDYQKUPE

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Amused by the whataboutism creeping in from people who feel the urge to mention then Bible as being an old thing to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gt

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It’s Monday morning. It’s time for @theharryshearer’s “Le Show”. pca.st/uxp3hl0v

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markhumphries Morrison’s photo at the Sharks game reminded me of this sketch we made about pollies and the footy. pic.twitter.com/Cwq77WcvN5

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dtsmith_sydney I’m old enough to remember when Disneyland was the epicentre of a measles outbreak. All the way back in … 2014.

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BBCSteveR This superb bird photo from @danilic looks like musical notation. So I tried to play it on the piano. Thanks to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kd

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chrisopotamia Seeing as the right co-opted “fake news” within days of its conception, I propose we now refer to all statistics/ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S1

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JhonenV Disney World reopening is kind of a reverse pied piper scenario where a festive rat is luring hordes of humans to their deaths.

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RAF_Luton We love so much the engineers at built a working model of the ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hp

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@master_ofsome I hope so. We need more reliable transport.

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@garthk I’m not sure that counts as a formal ship status. It’s still a commissioned warship.

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with links to the things I did last week. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan: I have lots of little things to do at the desk today, so I will trundle through the list in a magnificent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kr

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imyke An I using spreadsheets wrong? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/eDeEUwqRgC

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I made a podcast yesterday, so you can listen to that if you want to. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I am indeed surprised by today’s Blue Mountains weather. pic.twitter.com/T0ux7AtXR8

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Monday. The twigs are strangely deceptive. Beware of trees. Monday.

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