Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 15th, 2020

KidsWriteJokes How do you cook an elephant?

You don’t, leave it alone please.

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AnarchyCoo AGAINST ALL MODERATION. pic.twitter.com/9J3wL43KHg

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MilHistNow On this day in 1849, the Austrian army drops bombs on the city of Venice using unmanned balloons. It’s history’s fi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hl

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desireejweber What is this fresh hell? pic.twitter.com/r3o7xhZbpA

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damonayoung The biggest growth area right now is conservative faux-rebellion. Absolute mediocrities saying “we’re not allowed t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1H

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark “Built to last” is perhaps the most positive thing that can be said about that aesthetic.

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RealBigBrain Five years for medical marijuana with expired card vs 6 months for three sexual felonies pic.twitter.com/3sG5BUj94v

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Histreepix Before modernisation, the UK Conservative Party consumed an estimated 122.3 working class babies per calendar month. pic.twitter.com/KaUyyCimqL

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ctrlshifti protip: Git is advertised as a “collaboration” tool, but advanced devs know its actually a blame tool. To use git p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…il

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Northern_Soul_ The key to effective meetings. pic.twitter.com/ZPdnnscCiM

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Apparently ABC TV has a month of British shows atm so that’s a novelty.

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Juris_Sequoia @decentbirthday @LukeFouquier When I was a server I was taking a table’s drink order and a girl ordered a virgin sc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bK

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djackmanson I cannot BELIEVE this is happening!

People ANSWER their DOORS?

Like, if they’re not expecting anyone? twitter.com/patstokes/stat…

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@kels_316 @jetztgibtshaue I don’t think it’s going to be possible to beat the first image though. Not in an entire..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E8

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@_midofo_ They’re solid disguises too.

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I have no idea who Jason Statham is but it doesn’t matter. This is an important thread.

(There is no need to tell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7

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@R_Chirgwin @nicilind Pffft! It means you can have more cake so stop your whinging.

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kimwillsher1 The UK takes back control. twitter.com/reuters/status…

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nobby15 Police in the ACT have politely been requesting that people in Canberra stop answering the door in the nude 15 Jul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fG

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@SnarkyPlatypus Yes, a proper mud cake or something. And I mean cake isn’t terrible or anything. It’s just that I c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…94

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Speaking of Stuart Robert and his attention to detail, “Stuart Robert listed parents as company directors without t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KB

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stilgherrian From me: “Services Australia’s proud achievements include answering the phone” (9 Jul) zdnet.com/article/servic…

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stilgherrian I’d missed this. “Services Australia among those found breaching privacy laws” (10 Jul) zdnet.com/article/servic…

“C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h5

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stilgherrian I wrote this last night, and I’m so very amused to see that many of the people agreeing with it are exactly the kin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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I really don’t like cake all that much.

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@R_Chirgwin @dawnstarau It certainly puts a spark into your day.

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joshgnosis The Australian right wing media life cycle in one tweet twitter.com/thekennydevine…

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GordyPls pic.twitter.com/jJyeM02p98

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GordyPls I ordered a universal remote control for the aircon today and I’ve been emailed the manual. It has a “placebo mode”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3n

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Here’s a 90-second explainer. youtube.com/watch?v=yzdGrg…

Note: This is all bullshit.

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meadea New: Seven pulls 10-part ‘world exclusive’ series on Scientology on day it was due to air theguardian.com/media/2020/jul…

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@TimWattsMP I continue to be amazed by the range of people who believe this rubbish. And frightened.

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Here’s how it works. I also just read how “digital certificates” in supply chains are the same thing, @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QV

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From earlier today, someone talking about a conversation with their cybersecurity contractor: “I just got told abou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zn

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@SnarkyPlatypus Quolliver hasn’t reported any problem either.

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@SnarkyPlatypus Eek! Yeah 200ppm is a big worry. See chart. Charcoal is notorious for CO production. My problem was..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu

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@duckbytheoboe I believe it’s real. @susanshark seems unlikely to troll us. Unless she is in fact a shark. A shark..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ar

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mikko Classic Tom. pic.twitter.com/EJzmMaD1yR

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My understanding is that what now awaits people from the mainland in Hobart is being beaten to death. twitter.com/NewtonMark/sta…

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redrabbleroz Very interesting that this tweet was deleted pic.twitter.com/bCoxdfAuqg

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@speechleyish I should do one with an Aussie brand of baked beans but I need to find a frock I think.

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@speechleyish [Nods] Virtually indistinguishable.

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MichaelWestBiz Rort of the Day: Tim Wilson holds inquiry into franking credits for relative Geoff Wilson whose business depends on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3B

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For some reason I think both @jpwarren and @SnarkyPlatypus will appreciate this pizza. twitter.com/TiagoLu2199219…

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katiejoyofosho Just reporting we are at the “actors wearing science lab face shields to perform beehive a 60s jukebox musical to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…26

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RanTLaw I’m pretty sure macro-economics is 10% maths 120% magical thinking

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R_o_d_C Remember when @Barnaby_Joyce paid $80m for water from a company founded by @AngusTaylorMP, after the @DeptAgNews ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pE

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I just confused Reddit with Etsy but then realised I hadn’t actually made a mistake.

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@aleeb88 @kels_316 Oooh! A prepositional approach, I like that.

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AusUnemployment STATEMENT: employment minister will act on job agency lies + harassment

full statement here:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OI

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paulkidd Rate of imprisonment for Victorian population over the last ten years, indigenous v all prisoners…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b9

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joshgnosis In case you were wondering like I was how Victoria Police could go into houses without warrants and find people in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU

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trentyarwood Trent’s airport distancing adventures continue.

If you were asked to socially distance in the departure lounge and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XE

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“Swim with the Giant Australian Cuttlefish - Virtual Tour” (1 Aug to 30 Sep) scienceweek.net.au/event/swim-wit…

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No, NASA, this not how astrology works. twitter.com/SarahHarris/st…

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@expectproblems What? You become three bedraggled white men?

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itgrrl We always said that we could make a spare Rufus from all the hair our old dog shed. Now someone’s actually gone and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p5

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This does have a certain hostage video vibe about it though. pic.twitter.com/KMy6mtxMJy

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RJSzczerba Camouflage level 10! 😳pic.twitter.com/VBDrfOPxcn

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rohan_p can’t believe they’re criminalising @dobes’ favourite hobby! pic.twitter.com/VpCFrHLboU

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xor If it’s Goya, it has to be good.
Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno. pic.twitter.com/ivTkq1QDZB

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@chrisrauchle Yep, I think that’s further back on the thread, or a side-thread. It’s all a bit messy.

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hughstephens you leave twitter for 30 mins and come back, only to find everyone is talking about beans

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@thomas_violence @paulkidd Should I make a joke about this being INTEGRAL to their success? Or is that going too far?

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@paulkidd @thomas_violence This isn’t exactly a meeting of minds, is it. And for the record, I get it. The same jok..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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@nite0wl @NuclearAnthro I’ve never trusted those sneaky bastards.

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ratemyskyperoom Oh, dear. Are you ok? Worried. It’s a 2/10 but only because we care. @MollyJongFast pic.twitter.com/h3YFA3k1Kv

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… as a kind of club or bludgeon. twitter.com/realTuckFrumpe…

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I think the greatest achievement of the Trump family has been bringing dignity to the White House. twitter.com/IvankaTrump/st…

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bencjenkins twitter.jpeg pic.twitter.com/svf8Utavqe

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@NuclearAnthro I’ve started wondering why they’re not.

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@jspath55 @expectproblems @NewtonMark That’s pretty cool, since only three were built. :) What was he like as a speaker?

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realCarrickRyan Andrew Bolt called @DoctorKarl a scientific fraud, so I decided to compare their scientific credentials.

Can you g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VT

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@expectproblems @NewtonMark Ah yes, I’ve forgotten what this was called but it was definitely a thing. Sadly it wou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5U

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Me earlier, with some background on Clearview AI’s dodginess: “Victoria Police emails reveal Clearview AI’s dodgy d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…un

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“Documents reveal AFP’s use of controversial facial recognition technology Clearview AI” by @arielbogle mobile.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-1…

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KateAllman_ Vic Police say Pokemon is not a valid excuse to leave the home in lockdown. Just in case you’re wondering.

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@CosmicRami @davpope I don’t think it was related to the jumper. But I did find this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@CosmicRami Remember when Pluto was Australia’s Attorney-General? This was a @davpope image, from memory. pic.twitter.com/oRTstNfPSQ

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CosmicRami There are *ACTIVE* glaciers on Pluto, folks.

The little Dwarf Planet (don’t @ me!) at the edge of our system, has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m2

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IMPORTANT: You couldn’t have BIN LADEN without BIDEN.

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@D_Keating Nine News will have some excellent in-air footage tonight it seems. pic.twitter.com/CIXKS1D3H7

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@D_Keating It’s Qantas’ last Boeing 747 on its last joy flight over Brisbane before going to the boneyard.

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patstokes “And what did you do during the worst pandemic in a century?”

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PatrickAllies Presumably to check if they’re actually cake pic.twitter.com/8sGv2ac5Zs

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@akent @kels_316 Then may I recommend the podcast @lexiconvalley. You can dive in anywhere, but if you start at the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MU

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chisakanon if you’ve ever wondered exactly what cats do with their paws and limbs when they loaf here you go pic.twitter.com/jJMapzac0m

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@itgrrl Admit it. It was excellent.

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@kels_316 I really did love linguistics. I did that and computer science. I should be working either in a bunker or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H4

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@kels_316 I like “back back” tho. It’s like “No, your other left”.

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@kels_316 As a linguist, I should’ve said that the “back seat” was the marked term, and the unmarked “back” was you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iG

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@kels_316 For us it was just “the back” often with a thumb gesture, as opposed to the back seat” specified as seat.

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@purserj I think we should skate over that criticism.

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Ichthyologists clearly have too much time on their hands. Bosses, check their timesheets! They could be doing somet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nl

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Are pubs petri dishes that should be shut down and avoided?” pca.st/6dj232dx

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@jpwarren @absalomedia Maybe Malcolm Roberts would be a better Services Australia minister?

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nypost Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol trib.al/vwUfuJ5 pic.twitter.com/RvZND7V1a8

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@jpwarren @absalomedia “Robert” singular. Malcolm is the Roberts.

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ProfPCDoherty Current status of front-runner vaccines. The fact that they can make some people feel lousy for 24 hours is a good..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fV

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NewtonMark They haven’t, they’ve specifically done the opposite, but your raging priapism about it for the last month is getti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T6

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GonzoHacker And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gL

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From me: “Services Australia’s proud achievements include answering the phone” (9 Jul) zdnet.com/article/servic…

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I’d missed this. “Services Australia among those found breaching privacy laws” (10 Jul) zdnet.com/article/servic…

“C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h5

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Setting up for the second wave” pca.st/p2zfpb9t

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A cow is a moose is a tapir is two Canadian beavers is 12 Slovenian smoked sausages is three koalas. Yes, I really..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…30

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@voltagex It’s a slogan we can all live by, right @dobes @RealNickHodge?

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@Cjp043 Thank you for maintaining the high standard of political debate in this country.

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I wrote this last night, and I’m so very amused to see that many of the people agreeing with it are exactly the kin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SE

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joshgnosis Greg Hunt also incorrect on News Breakfast. It hasn’t identified over 200 people, they’ve been able to download dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8A

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joshgnosis “Involved” but no reported unknown close contacts identified.

theguardian.com/australia-news… twitter.com/sclark_melbs/s…

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Even if it doesn’t help, it’s still a picture of Lisbon.

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Wed plan, a broad outline: It’s the third day in a row of sorting out many many loose ends. There’s nothing to worr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ab

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I do love how the Parliamentary Library does research like this. twitter.com/ParlLibrary/st…

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wolfcat Ah typical News Ltd, where the headline and the first par are proved completely wrong by the 3rd and 4th par. pic.twitter.com/ITezSuveyT

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ReallyLinda I have no words than can make up for what we did… Sorry x buzzfeed.com/scottybryan/op…

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It’s going to be another drab day in the Blue Mountains but at least it probably won’t rain. pic.twitter.com/nxx08u1eFx

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@Pollytics It’s the horse’s fault, mostly.

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Wednesday. Are they snakes or is it just snow? Count the horse’s legs. Buy a chicken. Wednesday.

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