Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 17th, 2020

I think I’ll go away now.

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sylmobile Gory sausage meal idea i.pinimg.com/originals/7c/6…

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DrCameronMurray Australia’s HomeBuilder grant has already been passed though to higher new home prices. domain.com.au/news/homebuild… pic.twitter.com/lEAOM8dIiF

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@NewtonMark I get more frustrated when they say they’ve copyrighted purple.

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@NewtonMark Many people misunderstand trademark law. IANAL but I get frustrated when people say “Cadbury has tradem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qk

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ratemyskyperoom Room Rater Update. Sunflowers the size of dinner plates. Lemons a plenty. Flowers. Wu Tang. Two squirrels. 10/10..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xa

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@Ng88Mr It was, yes, but even so. We had VHS and we knew how to use it! :)

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@NewtonMark That would’ve been just way too weird.

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@NewtonMark I don’t think it’s the same Tim Watts.

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I still can’t believe he did a program on Australian TV that was an exact copy of David Letterman, even down to the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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@NewtonMark He’s still alive. He recorded a best-wishes thing for The Weekly’s 100th episode this week. He mentione..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu

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Which is even funnier with a man as tall as he is. I had to stifle a laugh.

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My funniest Steve Vizard experience was when he was associated with some Fairfax venture in the 1990s, one of a gro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zj

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abbyfuller can’t get phished if you never answer your email

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dannolan Please stop being horny for politicians. It’s unbecoming. Joining tumblr and pretending to have been born a cat is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v0

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jonkudelka The Young Talent Team pic.twitter.com/B2lc0wfkT8

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For quick intro to Simon Maskey, listen to the first 10 minutes or so of my most recent podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@DavidFeng Qantas retired its last 747 this week too.

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@NewtonMark @dobes In his previous incarnation @SnarkyPlatypus said a lot of his job was telling marketing that no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ct

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@evolvewrite Why are you replying to a tweet from May?

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Apparently Sting can regenerate.

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aptshadow That classic SF story ‘I have no brain, 720 sexes and the ability to self-heal, and I must scream.’ twitter.com/seeker/status/…

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@Davelennonabc @Thefinnigans @JoeBiden Just to be clear, neither of you are King of Norway.

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heybuddy_comic people are gonna come defend rich people. why do you do that? they don’t like you, they don’t care about you, and t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FV

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heybuddy_comic me: if i were rich I’d quit my job and buy a house with a nice yard for my dog

actual rich people: i want poor people to die

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cstross Holy crap, I thought this was a sculpture or a photoshop joke or something, but evidently it was real and it’s bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uS

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FXMC1957 PHOTO OF THE DAY: The two people used in American Gothic by Grant Wood stand next to the iconic painting. They were..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…av

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@jonoabroad @SnarkyPlatypus @JustJimWillDo Well I don’t know what’s going to happen. One thinks about it from time to time.

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Should anyone care, I’m talking about the COVIDSafe app and new-ish social network Parler at 0945 AEST Saturday mor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EH

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@danilic I’ll watch it. Will you watch it?

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joneaves @DustyPee Now is not the time for bragging darling.

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DustyPee Actually just spat my fucking beer! pic.twitter.com/VeMFlrulVG

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@supercujo @twcau Shorten is the Shadow Minister for Government Services. This is his assigned job.

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@JustJimWillDo What a horrible thought. As we get older, we are only served food produce and food further and further past its best-by date.

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@twcau @dobes @joshgnosis If you’d suggested at the beginning of the year that I’d be tracking the rollout and use..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C3

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AGeekwithaHat 2020 mood pic.twitter.com/JXIwJI0DP6

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_Enanem_ Oops, just realised, I’ve been writing in brackets since January).

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Rory_Medcalf Tick. Tock twitter.com/fryan/status/1…

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MatthewBevan If Australians paid for the ABC in the way the BBC is funded and the licence fee was equivalent the ABC’s budget wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yK

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I have checked the City of Tuscaloosa’s Facebook presence and it is my sad duty to report that this screenshot doin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aj

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yxyyxyyxyyxy Sydney music scene pic.twitter.com/Yi7eg8INrz

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Freedland We won’t be able to say we didn’t know twitter.com/pdog119/status…

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MsPraxis It’s here! It’s here! pic.twitter.com/vWOODmljlb

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@BXGD Oh so nothing important then.

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@BXGD Oh God I’d forgotten about that. Crying now.

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@jplonie I just want nice things, JP. Nice things. And a pony.

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@jplonie Yes. Buttons. They have buttons. And text fields.

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From Hold Street, the sound of a dozen simultaneous orgasms. Bolt asks for a fresh pair of trousers. twitter.com/10NewsFirstSyd…

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Website logins that ask for your email address on one page then your password on another page. What the fuck is wrong with you?

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@glengyron @SnarkyPlatypus Except news only every few weeks, and then it’d be three months out of date. I hope she does OK.

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@amisamileandme The V-Sets are WAY past their use-by date though.

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Fwiw the Parliamentary inquiry into public communications campaigns targeting drug and substance abuse is still acc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qP

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@amisamileandme The new ones start entering service later this year, but they are not purple.

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@rohan_p @SnarkyPlatypus It’s like he doesn’t understand the question or the answer all at once! He’d be a real catch.

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@amisamileandme The luggage space is the real thrill, yes. Anyway they’ve all been purple for some years now.

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johnthelutheran Yes, but was he *happy*…twitter.com/moodvintage/st…ow

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amisamileandme It must be such a shame to him to have a son who can’t even conceal evidence properly twitter.com/pollytics/stat…

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cherhorowiz another day of my dad forgetting our amazon accounts are linked … pic.twitter.com/LulrbXR8hK

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ProjectLincoln This is the Trump 2020 platform. twitter.com/nick_ramsey/st…

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markhumphries Rarely a day when this isn’t relevant pic.twitter.com/6gP1zHu5ab

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@dobes I think we need to remember that @adamliaw has some dodgy views about cutting bread for sausages and despite..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4l

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Well then, COVIDSafe fans, Bill Shorten has just issued a spray and a half. twitter.com/dobes/status/1…

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@OyasumiMinna1 @badhistorytakes “Motherland” and “Fatherland” ain’t new concepts.

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badhistorytakes … I don’t even understand what the point of this was supposed to be. pic.twitter.com/QkGtLrrmyi

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mustachetoilet It’s just that easy, you lazy shitheads pic.twitter.com/gYmugiIHzG

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@MsLods I’m interested in seeing some suburban and other data now.

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@MsLods These are effectively seasonally adjusted figures. :)

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@moylecroft Yeah I got some amazing specials in certain other categories recently.

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@erstkate It’s 17 July, and that only comes once a year.

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@voltagex @MatthewBevan @bencjenkins Hey I run those live streams at a profit so don’t knock it.

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Interesting intel from a bottle shop manager in Haymarket just now. Sales of spirits and RTDs up across the board…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8X

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@rohan_p Yeah I was thinking you were going soft.

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Current t-shirt design in Haymarket, with window reflections. pic.twitter.com/lh1wjl0hJz

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asicmedia ASIC media release: Clive Palmer charged over breaches of directors’ duties and fraud ow.ly/u9vd50AAGuF

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acccgovau The Federal Court has found online retailer Kogan breached the Australian Consumer Law by making false and misleadi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GQ

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In Australia etc it’s already halfway through 17 July but obviously this is still worth noting. twitter.com/NuclearAnthro/…

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Scamwatch_gov Beware of scammers this tax season! If you receive a message or call claiming you are eligible for a “COVID refund”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WD

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Fri plan, update: Read a thing; 1100 interview re the thing; story pitches (all done, pretty much); errands; data w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xh

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@mattcdef2000 @dobes @wendy_harmer Except that was a while ago. The daft jerkbird probably just ripped open something it shouldn’t have.

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BridgetJuneJudd Back on the live blog. I have a HECS debt for this. pic.twitter.com/82GIFQwZfR

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CaseyBriggs 428 coronavirus cases announced in Victoria today pic.twitter.com/dsjdY4fPJh

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Millicent_Weber I have a deep and abiding passion for academic writing pic.twitter.com/L3xHp7XGSQ

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r_HistoryMemes Never forget the heroes of the Great Emu War redd.it/hsjp6w pic.twitter.com/OLuwL8Exn4

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thejessgoodwin Me too you ain’t special bitch twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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@rycrozier The latter is certainly true. I’m just SO uninspired during these Quarantimes.

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ManMadeMoon A reminder that “Gen X” was coined by Boomer ad men, and we never fucking asked for it in the first place.

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@rycrozier Exactly. Sigh. Though to be fair this really is a slow news month.

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@jplonie I can probably find one. We get SO many “surveys” and other “research” these days.

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@jplonie Yeah I know. Would you like a survey that suggests CISOs would like more money?

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Sky News Australia running stories complaining about groupthink lol.

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Dear Tech PR People, we know it’s a slow news month but your pitches still have to contain actual, you know, news.

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Same, at least until later today. twitter.com/Feintglow/stat…

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wimremes CEO : “I read about that Twitter hack. Can that happen to us?”
Security : “Yes, but …”
CEO : “What products can w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hk

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@cxxix @NCSCgov @NCSC And you’d be right. There’s a few surveys that suggestion many Australians think cyber stuff..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L7

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NewtonMark The Libs have a Lobster Mobster. The ALP has Chook Crooks. twitter.com/knausc/status/…

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egavactip Isaac Asimov wrote a famous story, Nightfall, about a world that only saw the night sky & stars once every 2000 yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vO

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cokeefe9 Nine News understands Victoria has recorded more than 400 cases of Covid-19 in the last 24 hours. @9NewsAUS

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NASA This summer, we’re launching the largest, heaviest, and most sophisticated vehicle ever sent to the Red Planet — th.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YIx

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@cxxix @NCSCgov @NCSC Definitely. There’s also been complains from other nations. In another sense, though, it’s st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qH

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@ApostrophePong @ashabeeeee @dobes @rohan_p @purserj There’s a magpie at Wentworth Falls station that knows I might..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6s

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@ashabeeeee @ApostrophePong @dobes @rohan_p @purserj Well yes, when I say “beg for food” I mean steal it in aggressive attacks.

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@ashabeeeee @ApostrophePong @dobes @rohan_p @purserj Hah! At Enmore, ‘Pong and I had currawongs walk in through the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fd

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@ApostrophePong @dobes @rohan_p @purserj @ashabeeeee That’s great! I’m surprised Zoo Prague is the first to breed t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…62

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@Robyn_Greene Well, when a gentleman gets older…

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@dobes @ashabeeeee @rohan_p @purserj @ApostrophePong I am so glad I don’t use Slack for anything. I’ve only used it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bt

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@rohan_p @dobes @purserj @ashabeeeee Yep. @ApostrophePong generally says they’re the bird he most misses from Australia.

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@dobes @purserj @rohan_p @ashabeeeee It’s worth making friends with the magpie though.

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“Submarine Cables in the Law of Naval Warfare” (10 Jul) lawfareblog.com/submarine-cabl…

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jstorycarter A week ago, Melbourne law firm HWL Ebsworth said they were going to keep working out of their office rather than “b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UE

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urpalbeth men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

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anthonydever This is a very evergreen question Dorothy Gale. pic.twitter.com/69BcAY2pHl

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Hmmm. A bunch of replies from yesterday afternoon and overnight just appears. Sorry, folks, I am going to ignore th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ou

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HappySinger 2020 is an elaborate practical joke. twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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I think @SnarkyPlatypus would approve of this. I know I do. twitter.com/bradlander/sta…

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ToshGreenslade Whoever made the decision to stop making these should be branded with the mark of the beast. twitter.com/oldshopsoz/sta…

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mathaiaus Oh hell yeah I can’t wait to listen to uhhhh GRXXCX twitter.com/djkhaled/statu…

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Goddammit I forgot to have a TikTok Take.

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arguendope this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a reply on this website pic.twitter.com/2LQcuc05FB

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@dobes @glengyron This one is only slightly better, but it’s an official government version. adelaidia.sa.gov.au/people/alexand… pic.twitter.com/q9ZXziyQvZ

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@dobes @glengyron That was Commissioner Tolmer, though his Wikipedia page has a rather muted version. “He was instr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MC

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@rohan_p @steve_evil Neverthless I love* this. I think it’s the same one I saw someone post yesterday.

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@purserj @dobes Isn’t that someone finger under the starboard wing, holding up the bird? I call shenanigans.

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Fri plan, draft: Revel in the wit and wisdom of your tweets*; read a thing; 1100 interview re the thing; story pitc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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A drab day lies ahead in Sydney. I may ruin it. pic.twitter.com/iU3Le46xGy

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Friday. The terrain my be awkward, so consult a haberdasher. Friday.

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