Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 21st, 2020

thetowncrier AND PEOPLE SAY IT’S CRAP! pic.twitter.com/K9YBUzcdrX

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punchhappiness for those of you who can’t comprehend the sheer nothing of importance is happening energy that permeates the city I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bq

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“China urges US to ‘correct its mistakes’ after 11 companies blacklisted over alleged Uyghur abuse” abc.net.au/news/2020-07-2…

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@DrRhysPockett @johnb78 Oh great, so it’s aliens now. Brilliant.

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@jdub It’s not the only one.

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@jonoabroad Everything is sad now. And forever.

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DrLindseyFitz CEMETERY GUN, early 19th century - used to protect against bodysnatchers. Guns like this were set up at the foot of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aX

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maximum_sincere How right wing are the SDA, you ask? twitter.com/smh/status/128…

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fesshole I lost 50kg whilst living on cocaine and pizza, I now promote Herbalife with the before and after photos

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As always, Fesshole has something for @SnarkyPlatypus to ponder. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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fesshole I have an asthma inhaler that I’ve modified to dispense cocaine in small doses. I can now use wherever I am includi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sj

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Histreepix One of hundreds of instant-Julie -Andrews created for ‘The Sounds of Music’. Austria, 1965. pic.twitter.com/aKmfUn87Bn

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Histreepix Audrey Hepburn is given details of another deadly mission by her Communist masters. Ghent, 1962. pic.twitter.com/ElMDlTGQ8k

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This is one hell of a reverse ferret. pic.twitter.com/IiyXcW8UUo

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Questions that politicians should be asked way more often:

Why?
And why is that?
How do you know that?
What will y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nM

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MondayStory I’m calling it: 2020’s Bird of the Year is the MASKED LAPWING

- wears a mask at all times
- yells at anyone who ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tz

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_midofo_ What sort of cunt is this bloke twitter.com/Politicsinside…

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bigots_owned bigots getting trolled pic.twitter.com/Z6r0CzSXRy

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stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “COVIDSafe’s problems aren’t Google or Apple’s fault despite government claims” zdnet.com/article/covids…

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@vealmince You should complain via e-mail.

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JoshBBornstein Falinski - a trump wannabe pic.twitter.com/bCT1SOzxxZ

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@vealmince “Cybersecurity” is so written, yes.

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GeoffreyHuntley So ugh dear infosec twitter. If you call Australia Post, quote a parcel locker number and say that it’s frozen they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mQ

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OK that’s enough cybering from me for tonight. I’m going to make soup soon.

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Still, measurable KPIs for the Australian government? Hahahahahaha! (This is a non-partisan comment.)

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Yeah this is a thing too. But over-promise and under-deliver was a feature of the Turnbull government, not a bug. O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PY

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@oberonsghost @SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus It does seem very pentecostal / evangelical in its slant, yes. Where are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Re

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@SuperCroup @SnarkyPlatypus I’m at the $10 level as well, but I have read a few prayers and Bible readings in a chu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bD

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@kels_316 They do have very nice meeting rooms at the JCSC, yes.

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I would like to know why the arrows go clockwise rather than counterclockwise. In what sense does resilience lead t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6k

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I also like the idea of figuring out what the Joint Cyber Security Centres (JCSCs) are actually for. That could pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zS

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Oh wait. “Cyber cooperation leads to cybersecurity, so why won’t Australia cyber do it?” (3 May 2017) zdnet.com/article/cyber-…

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I have just skimmed this report and I think it’s great that someone has finally called for better cyber cooperation..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6x

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EddieRobson “Is that why you had to go to jail, grandma?”
“No, the Literature Police took me away for writing fucking dreadful..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dj

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redrabbleroz This Friday at 11am, there will be an online launch for the Racism Incident Report I have been collabor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eG

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StanDevia Please help me. I’m an octopus central brain and my eight ganglion tentacle brains have unionised.

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@jpwarren @ssharwood Is IPv5 the secret protocol that 5G uses to activate the liquid tracking chips?

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James_Jeffrey Nature is healing etc etc twitter.com/tommcilroy/sta…

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ItsSlyGuy hear me out, birds but with arms pic.twitter.com/8K3SNILJeh

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aus_business A high-performing ANZ trader is seeking a $20m defamation payout after the bank condemned one of his LinkedIn posts..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K9

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Apparently this has happened before.

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I just saw a tweet that was wrong and it made me angry.

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@ssharwood If IPv4 is a problem then we should just turn it off.

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@Sheeds_au Ah, beautiful! I imagine she’s displeased, however.

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Sometimes Bach’s melodies stagger across the page in search of direction like a drunk making his way home from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z4

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Now playing: J S Bach, Sonata No. 3 in D minor BWV 527, Matthias Havinga and the Netherlands Bach Society youtube.com/watch?v=J6jl0_…

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“Defence kicks off first stage of Australian space domain awareness capability” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/defenc…

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scousesoprano If you aren’t listening to Shostakovich like this, then you need to rethink your life… pic.twitter.com/qIjjfvY5D3

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@jeamland @ArtProcessors Well that looks quite interesting. Well done.

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@slipperyseal Oh good. I was worried for a minute there.

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CaseyBriggs This chart shows you the gigantic backlog Victorian contact tracers currently have pic.twitter.com/EuqbYTzuVQ

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AnarchyCoo I BELIEVE THE CHILDREN ARE OUR FUTURE. ARM THEM WELL, AND HELP THEM FUCK SHIT UP. MUU! pic.twitter.com/VgZDfN7F7n

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StatesWarring “Writing when you’re not angry is like shivering when you’re not cold, or groaning when you’re not sick. You can st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2P

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SpyTalker Stone Spies: DHS Authorizes Domestic Surveillance to Protect Statues and Monuments lawfareblog.com/dhs-authorizes…

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“Ireland donates the world’s most successful contact tracing app to the Linux Foundation” nearform.com/blog/ireland-d…

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@danilic Well that explains a few things.

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gusworldau How much are face masks costing right now? finder.com.au/reusable-face-…

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WAIT I THINK THIS IS BETTER. Snow Ball Large Mealybug (Monophlebulus sp.) brisbaneinsects.com/brisbane_softb… HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…71

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BlackIncBooks Reminder: Applications for the Office Administrator role at Schwartz are closing soon! If you’re super organised, g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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garethgreenaway Today will go down as the day I got drawn into an epic Twitter battle between a Microsoft employee and a “cheese” c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VD

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@upulie I know. Sorry. Twitter makes it SO easy these days.

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@johnjennings992 [Nods.] I’d guessed there might be a bazillion minor variations on the theme. :)

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@manishtanks @upulie I’m not doubting you. I’m doubting my ability to understand insects. :)

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@alexeckermann @yaakov_h @zdnetaustralia I was wondering. :) It’s bloody hard to explain the difference between the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yd

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@upulie Now this looks promising, though the patterning isn’t quite the same as the photos that come up? twitter.com/manishtanks/st…

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@upulie This would be in I think, yes, thank you. Ladybird pupa. twitter.com/AngryWagtails/…

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@juhasaarinen [Conducts image search.] Hmmm. Are you being “helpful” again?

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BUG TWITTER: What is this? (Ballpoint pen for scale.) pic.twitter.com/XVrBW3dd0e

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Me at @zdnetaustralia: “COVIDSafe’s problems aren’t Google or Apple’s fault despite government claims” zdnet.com/article/covids…

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BenjaminMillar If you were wondering how well serving police in Australia are taking the ‘defund the police’ conversation… pic.twitter.com/1jJT5ihoLj

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Tue plan, remainder: Lunch; minor administrivia; read that new cyber document; quiet evening trying to stay warm.

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@zdnetaustralia Final story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains misinformation and a political sideshow.

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@TraceyKorsten IANAL but even I know he’s full of it lol.

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@dobes This is probably a @jpwarren thing for a tl;jr.

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CYBER THIS UP YOU, PEOPLE! “Industry report calls for ACSC to get offensive and smaller agencies to get cyber help”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jg

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Story filed for @zdnetaustralia, or at least a near-final draft thereof. Awaiting a fact-check, like a proper journalist. Gosh I’m good.

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EmergencyBK There are 2 ways to cross a puddle, as my dogs will now demonstrate…. pic.twitter.com/9nf072jgFG

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johnb78 52%, I assume twitter.com/jimmythekiller…

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@raratimmar @SeanBradbery That’s an excellent premise for a sitcom.

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SnarkyPlatypus Men’s Health? Where will straight men get their pervy male pics from now twitter.com/guardianaus/st…

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@paulkidd @bengrubb It’s been a long time since I’ve even been in Paddington.

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Some optimistic advertising here from @VirginAustralia. I wonder how many people will take up these offers.

(I ass..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cR

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@paulkidd @smh No idea, sorry. This is more a @bengrubb question.

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smh Mystery COVID-19 cases linked to inner city venues as NSW confirms 13 new cases | @rachelclun smh.com.au/national/nsw/m…

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AusterityAirli1 TAA Trans Australia Airlines PBY Catalina VH-SBV. pic.twitter.com/YJlJuvTUs4

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william_summers Disputed requests now taking average 2 yrs 4 months from when request first submitted to final decision by Inf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HD

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MatthewBevan Couple of listeners concerned that I sound like I have a blocked nose and say I should be at home in bed. Jokes on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ia

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fictillius Upgrades to the Blue Mountains Line in preparation for the arrival of the New Intercity Fleet are now complete transport.nsw.gov.au/news-and-event…

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“Rare and hardest to crack Enigma code machine sells for $437,000” by @LiamT zdnet.com/article/rare-a…

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NewtonMark Gotta admit, I’m still on the fence about this one. Only time will tell whether Sheridan has jumped the gun. twitter.com/hughriminton/s…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “What state is most primed for a coronavirus outbreak?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bn

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AaronGocs ned kelly never would of worn a mask pic.twitter.com/XUI8T3I8GG

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trentyarwood It seems that @firstdogonmoon truly understands the minds of medical professionals. pic.twitter.com/JQuICMjzVU

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oberonsghost We’re doomed. pic.twitter.com/0ayIuqmsLC

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The moment Australia almost beat coronavirus” with @SquigglyRick pca.st/ehkrmvvy

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Tue plan: Quick podcast catch-up; write something cranky for @zdnetaustralia; minor administrivia; read a cyber doc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WX

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JessicaCamerato The Nationals announced Dr. Fauci will throw out the ceremonial first pitch on Opening Day. pic.twitter.com/OPnAwZcEQs

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glengyron Finally some mainstream content on THEYREABC. twitter.com/abcadelaide/st…

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@RhombusHatesYou But I could never be as good as the House and Senate accounts.

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macleanbrendan Ban men. pic.twitter.com/ZOVRf0stGI

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I am not a parliamentary business information channel. I’m just seeing what might feed into my day today.

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And the Senate COVID-19 committee is on today too. Qantas, transport unions, and Treasury are up…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EB

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There’s also a hearing of the Senate Inquiry into the the impact of feral deer, pigs and goats in Australia. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Should @jxeeno @johnb78 @aussiewongm have nothing better to do today, there’s this.

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The Reps Inquiry into options for financing faster rail has another hearing today, I’ve just found out…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0X

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joshgnosis Wilson claims he appealed the FOI decision to the OAIC to “toy” with the applicant. pic.twitter.com/IxRIiyoi9k

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joshgnosis Tim Wilson helped IPA and solicited Liberal party endorsement while in human rights position, by ⁦@knausctheguardian.com/australia-news…

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thecrobe Nudibranch hour pic.twitter.com/uAjuqjD3Bz

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The cool but sunny winter days continue in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/ifxkApkEvo

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WillowA2 So if beetles can livestream, how come our Australian MPs can’t? twitter.com/newscientist/s…

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ToshGreenslade I read this headline and all I can picture is her husband wearily taking the blender jug into the bathroom every mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5Y

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Tuesday. In the Great Game of Chess, you are as always an excellent goalkeeper. Tuesday.

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