Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 22nd, 2020

hsw50123 Have you ever seen such a graceful dive before? So majestic pic.twitter.com/4fUBKMO9a2

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Info_Aus So workers who potentially have Covid & don’t stay home are irresponsible but the unemployed who do stay home are d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cA

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@Sam_Hickey @SnarkyPlatypus The varieties include SunWhite and the much-promoted Calrose Medium Grain.

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@Sam_Hickey @SnarkyPlatypus Things were very bad in the olden days. Very bad indeed.

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fesshole I recently learned that if I whisper lights off to the Alexa it whispers back. Only sexy moment in my day, even if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…id

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@Sam_Hickey @SnarkyPlatypus You young people with all your types of rice lol. There is white rice and there is brown rice.

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@Sam_Hickey @SnarkyPlatypus Correct. Because you didn’t rinse it first and also to separate the grains because it i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…g8

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@DecayRSO @SnarkyPlatypus Thanks for finding the whole thing. It is quite educational lol.

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dmarcushammond_ Striking image of a recently burned tree, exposing its vascular tissue, the xylem and foenem pic.twitter.com/bKQCblTX2v

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damienmiller Wired has become indistinguishable from a GPT-3 model trained on their writing pic.twitter.com/aL4XHSgVas

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@SnarkyPlatypus I understand his dismay but this is how we were taught to cook rice. True story.

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@SuperCroup @JustJimWillDo ‘Scuse us for not knowing the ins and outs of Hull’s rent boy hotels.

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Histreepix Chefs upload the world’s first online cupcake. Petrograd, 1987. pic.twitter.com/54epMFPQR1

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@kels_316 @SnarkyPlatypus @DanielAndrewsMP Way too much logic involved here, Adam. MOAR COPS PLS LOL.

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@EnsignR The ABC is allowed to advertise its own products. It’s not paid-for advertising from outside the organisation.

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@kevthecamel @DanielAndrewsMP You’re assuming this data is being collected.

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DanielAndrewsMP Stay home. Isolate.

And keep your workmates and your loved ones safe. pic.twitter.com/VJ3UheCkGK

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DanielAndrewsMP The most important thing is to slow the spread.

That means if you start to feel sick, you should assume you have t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EU

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DanielAndrewsMP If doing the right thing results in lost income, we’ll help you.

We have $1,500 hardship payments available for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tD

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DanielAndrewsMP ‘Waiting for the results’ has to mean exactly that.

It can’t mean ‘Hopefully I’ll test negative, so I’ll just kee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WG

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DanielAndrewsMP But for now, we have to deal with the immediate health crisis we’re facing.

So I implore all Victorians: if you’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vp

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DanielAndrewsMP Far too many people don’t have sick leave entitlements.

Far too many people can’t afford to miss a shift.

This i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xt

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DanielAndrewsMP It’s about recognising that far too many people are either not taking this seriously enough – or they’re having totwitter.com/i/web/status/1…pREZ

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DanielAndrewsMP That means 2,056 people carried on as usual – despite being concerned enough or sick enough to go and get tested.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d6Xn

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DanielAndrewsMP That’s 3,400 people who kept going to work.

Kept going to the supermarket. Kept caring for loved ones.

Then, aft..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zl

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DanielAndrewsMP This is incredibly concerning.

Of the 3,810 Victorians who tested positive for coronavirus over the past three wee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BA

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Sophos merch: A cyber card game called Black Cat. I’ll keep it for the Aftertimes. pic.twitter.com/3JlsIL9YKW

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@trevorlong @sylmobile @NewtonMark Oh it’s worked, for sure. So crass though.

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stilgherrian Great piece here from @JamarzOnMarz. I’m hardly surprised Certain Schools still do this bullshit. Good luck pushing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ny

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@JustJimWillDo @SuperCroup A trashy hotel weekend with Sam Neill is right up some people’s alley, yes.

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@swearyanthony @sylmobile @NewtonMark A big script “Farewell” would be classy. A corporate logo is just crass.

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Histreepix Rich boy continues to age. July, 2020. pic.twitter.com/N7GLMEwaZ5

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@sylmobile @NewtonMark You’re a bit slow to the game here, Syl. :)

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@joannejacobs I’m bookmarking this but it’s not really my thing.

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@JamarzOnMarz My pleasure, mate. :) I’ll give it a RT when my dumb followers have finished dinner.

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@JustJimWillDo @R_Chirgwin I only got potatoes recently when the Quarantimes were less certain. I won’t be getting any more.

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goteamjoshphoto This post on Facebook is killing me.

It’s so Taiwan..

For those of you who can’t read Chinese, it says that eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ah

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@R_Chirgwin @JustJimWillDo [Shrugs] I just chuck them into hot oil and leave them cook.

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@mummasnoof This may come as a shock, but they’re not for you.

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@mummasnoof Why is the answer always Buy Another Damn Thing?

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Cooking chips. Because I like to eat healthily. pic.twitter.com/MJJ42Eb2wm

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@dobes Are you sure you’ve got the angle right? Compare with a penguin… pic.twitter.com/k4jQyUDytv

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DarrenODonovan A thunderous foi victory for @FarrellPF and Michael McKinnon at the administrative appeals tribunal. Services Austr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n2

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“Minister still blaming COVIDSafe flaws on Apple and Google,” writes @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/minist…

(Me Tuesd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t0

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dobes Part of me is enjoying the idea that a former Optus exec needs a panel to provide cover/ideas of what to do with br..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KG

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Just finished re-listening to @JohnBirmingham’s “Zero Day Code (End of Days, Book 1)” audible.com.au/pd/Zero-Day-Co… befor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NH

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ato_gov_au Eleven members of an organised crime syndicate have been arrested as part of a joint-agency Serious Financial Crime..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9E

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jonkudelka Boo has the worst origin story ever. twitter.com/sophie_walsh9/…

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meladoodle Something to think about pic.twitter.com/WKw6JNChXM

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70s_party So, let’s get this straight. You want your soup cold AND wobbly… pic.twitter.com/Bo2VWyb2u3

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Great piece here from @JamarzOnMarz. I’m hardly surprised Certain Schools still do this bullshit. Good luck pushing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ny

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jpwarren ew twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…

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“Tech Talk: Contact Tracing, Keeping Secrets and the Geopolitics of TikTok” this Fri 24 Jul, could be interesting. australiaathome.com.au/upcoming-conve…

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Wed plan, a change: Going off the line for a bit because Annoying Side Effects. Nothing to worry about, hence the w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qm

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@dobes @purserj I’m missing both days of the feral pig and goat extravaganza. Disappoint.

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“How To Shave Your Buttcrack Hair Like A Pro” shave.net/blogs/shaving/… pic.twitter.com/2cvStirBXB

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“Former SBS newsreader Lee Lin Chin says she left broadcaster due to ‘mistreatment of staff’” theguardian.com/media/2020/jul…

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I’ve just read in the report that these are the five pillars. Which for some reason form a circle. With seven thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nj

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OK, it’s time to focus on the writing part. Cybering up now. Baxoon.

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editor_Maguire I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me a laptop and said: “I want you to try to sell this to me…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX

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thomas_violence so desperate for new types of racism to do that we’re borrowing it from other countries twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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The airlines could reduce the ticket pricing considerably if they filled the hold with meth and opiates. twitter.com/sophiejrigney/…

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SamanthaJPower Old Soviet joke come to life in : police arrest a person handing out blank fliers - “You don’t think I kno..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lr

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@NewtonMark Hello, I see you’re new to Twitter. May I be of assistance?

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joannachiu The BC Centre for Disease Control is recommending the use of “glory holes” to avoid the spread of .

Does..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O4

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“Singaporean telco Circles Life gives 2020 the finger in Sydney CBD installation” mumbrella.com.au/singaporean-te…

“The act..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mu

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ProjectLincoln How to be a Trump Press Secretary:

1. Reporter asks question.
2. Scroll through your book of lies.
3. Lie.

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At least he didn’t have to fuck a pig. twitter.com/abcnews/status…

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@JustJimWillDo That’s the guy from International Rescue?

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Melbourne’s 2nd worst day. Are lockdowns working?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pc

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keylockgo @adam_shniderman It got, I dare say, even better. pic.twitter.com/4c4Pik1quf

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Pinboard Just as Q predicted would happen! twitter.com/TwitterSafety/…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “A night at the opera: How Whitlam and Kerr fell out” pca.st/pdgujq8s

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Wed plan: Fried rice; podcast catch-up; write for @zdnetaustralia using quite a few cybers; tiny sysadmin task; quiet evening.

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NeerajKA Hodl twitter.com/burgerpug69/st…

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lifelonglit I can’t stop laughing at this. pic.twitter.com/krRPCuTbpR

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semperdiced “It’s called a dress code Kevin!” 😂

The Few. The Proud. The Marines. 🇺🇸

pic.twitter.com/X6BS9qyMy0

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@GreenJ They seem to have done you the favour of cutting me off from your world. :) Also, there’s still one porn im..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pQ

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@duncanbourne @davispg Not really the most sophisticated political commentary there, though, is it.

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@davispg @dobes I see it’s already been fixed. What a PITA.

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enrico_pangan I like , but maybe not as much as this “character” from a 7-Eleven poster.

It’s a little cringe-worthy. pic.twitter.com/huMsU8CyQH

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Hah! We did something similar when I was at ABC Radio. One of the program’s two presenters was away, so we grabbed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…br

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“The value of contracts awarded by the DTA to tier one consultants has increased by nearly five times in the financ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mv

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atrupar Nancy Pelosi repeatedly refers to the coronavirus as “the Trump virus” pic.twitter.com/uUNJmXa6xX

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GordyPls That’s a trick anyone can use by the way. Want a t-shirt? Add 100 to a cart, provide contact details and wait. Soft..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…st

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GordyPls Right, items added to cart and now to wait a few days. I know this ecom platform and if I give it a few days it’ll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mc

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TheShovel Dan Andrews Is Responsible For The Covid-19 Virus Which Doesn’t Exist, Andrew Bolt Says

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@tdclancy No. Do you think I should get some?

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MattNorman_90 Someone needs to learn the difference between:

A) 19% of women hold chef positions
B) 19% of chef positions are he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SW

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@annie_parker @damana This is a podcast spoiler, but yes they are the best of the three Aussie Legends series. stilgherrian.com/edict/00094/

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The week continues as predicted in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/TvQUoh1hHU

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Wednesday. With the wave of a hand, all of the grain turns into insects. Astounding, but inconvenient. Wednesday.

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