Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 29th, 2020

DJDanMurphy I have watched this 7000 times 😅😅😅 twitter.com/catoutofcontxt…

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@dobes @purserj @paulkidd Yep, that one could go either way by tomorrow night.

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@dobes @purserj @paulkidd People seem to be voting correctly tonight.

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@NearlyTheNews Would you like a biscuit? Or maybe a little bit of a cuddle? You seem tense.

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No one does, and it doesn’t really matter. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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fesshole I used to work in a bakery, with a large container of sugar for dipping donuts.

For months we wondered what the b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RR

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Histreepix When sea levels first lowered in 1897, many boats were revealed to be elaborate fakes, surprising passengers and cr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0Z

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MalwareJake Truer words have never been said. twitter.com/socialistdogmo…

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sexenheimer “The only people reporting properly are Sky News … Alan Jones, Andrew Bolt, Adam Creighton … they’re saying what we’re saying.”

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sexenheimer “Pretty much sounds like what Victoria has become like, a massive Nazi concentration camp” pic.twitter.com/RW3KbSv7qR

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Yep. See the thing is, how someone spends their week is none of other people’s business, and certainly not somethin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP

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@bigjsl @Rhys_Needham @twlldun Good rule of thumb: If the byline and/or dateline are missing, and there’s no link,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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SnarkyPlatypus Yeah, right. twitter.com/Daily_Express/…

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rodriguezcruzjx Being gay is so exhausting. pic.twitter.com/hXCGQQGo71

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Jennifer Aniston of pitching for web development work now. pic.twitter.com/zFWsjTW5ud

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AsFarce i checked the maths and this appears to be accurate. Victoria actually has a slightly higher number of confirmed CO..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gs

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@SnarkyPlatypus I see the kitchen has three ranges and two double sinks, but only one office.

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@dobes @jplonie @bigjsl @jxeeno @NewtonMark And when the rain started, he and the band just turned whichever somng..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V4

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@dobes @jplonie @bigjsl @jxeeno @NewtonMark 9 Nov 1983, song number 7 at Adelaide Oval. bowiedownunder.com/seriousmoonlig… A truly excellent gig.

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Intrigued by the psychology of people who felt the urge to tell me their schedule for a day or a week in their horr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fQ

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QuinnyPig “If all the other kids jumped off a cliff, would you?”

Don’t lie. You absolutely would if @Gartner_inc put out a C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4t

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@SnarkyPlatypus I do love how the SovCit crews are committed to their ridiculous version of reality.

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vaspider Me: *just knitting*
My brain: the easiest way to tell that Star Trek was written by white people is they say ‘where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ma

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@sylmobile “Up where it matters”. So where is this? Should anything else be put up there?

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The latest newsletter from @USSC is the “AUSMIN 2020 special edition”. createsend.com/t/j-614A168521… Looks like an excell..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wL

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“Dark money and PAC’s coordinated ‘reopen’ push are behind doctors’ viral hydroxychloroquine video” nbcnews.com/tech/social-me…

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“The NSW government has run an artificial intelligence tool from Deloitte over all 89,000 sections of legislation a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq

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@bigjsl @dobes @jxeeno @NewtonMark All this is correct. And as of today, hilarious.

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NewtonMark A Victorian MP citing the opinions of a Canberra lobby group in a Queensland newspaper about a scheme that’s only a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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@dobes @jxeeno As is @NewtonMark. Probably @bigjsl as well. But I do love this spin.

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@JonoHimself @kels_316 @jonkudelka Heh. I also linked to that exact thing four tweets back in the thread. :)

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@expectproblems I am, as you know, an eternal optimist.

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The Senate Select Committee on Foreign Interference through Social Media has “invited” TikTok to a public hearing o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jn

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@aleeb88 There’s only so much the world can deal with.

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davidgerard welcome to crypto, there are many fine and socially balanced people here, you’ll love them twitter.com/supermariokart…

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I know people who would so be into this, right @expectproblems? twitter.com/evcricket/stat…

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ICYMI Tuesday, me at @zdnetaustralia: “Smartphone usage patterns can reveal your personality type: Research”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YX

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Oh this has GOT to be yet another SovCit drama. twitter.com/VictoriaPolice…

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@kels_316 @jonkudelka Yeah it’s kinda cute. I’ve seen people say they were on school canteen order sheets for that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZN

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@aleeb88 There’s quite a bit I don’t put into the public versions of my daily plan.

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Indeed. And when you look at it, it’s not that extensive given it’s a whole week. Work. Medical appointment. Weekly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yW

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Dear Everyone: Just imagine how your own weekly activities would look when they’re listed like this in a news story..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tp

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oz_f Still fascinated by how early Covid positive cases manage to get around so much. This is a ripping itinerary. Thai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gu

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“Covid-19 vaccines may cause mild side effects, experts say, stressing need for education, not alarm” statnews.com/2020/07/27/cov…

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“Bravo ACCC: Telstra begins flogging NBN overprovisioning as 15% speed boost” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/bravo-…

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“Scientists revive 100 million-year-old microbes from the sea,” so that’s… good? bbc.com/news/science-e…

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BuchananLiz National Archives CIA records include some fun maps & indications wasn’t always the ‘cherished’ mate w an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ns

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@expectproblems Chickens are made of flax seeds?!??!!@!!ONE!!@!@??

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@noreasonspec @_ClaireConnelly [Nods] The defined Greater Sydney Metropolitan does include Blue Mountains City Coun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iX

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@HHackenbecker Maybe, though the weather is kinda consistent up here.

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@_ClaireConnelly It’s disappointing but I guess it’s also essential.

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SuperCroup The only people more insufferable than Karens are people called Karen who think they are not Karens but respond to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4

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dobes The site is nothing but a support group for young weirdos horny for electric cars made with american build “quality”

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oz_f We used to have to remove the name of our women reporters when they filed stories about Star Wars and Rick and Mort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KD

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junkee For the health and wellbeing of our staff, in the future, articles about stan culture and certain popstars will now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gP

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Attn: @JohnBirmingham. Are you providing consulting advice to Chinese biotech companies now? twitter.com/Warwick_Long/s…

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Jogenfors More likely, 15% have experienced ransomware twitter.com/mikko/status/1…

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Wed plan, remainder: Underpants-related tasks; clear the inbox; close some browser tabs; watch some videos.

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dannolan *starts dissociating* pic.twitter.com/JnX82kqCzX

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Well that was quite a long nap, so I haven’t really got much of the plan done today. I am not particularly worried by this.

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Esquiring Sufficiently advanced data recovery is indistignuishable from dark cybernetic ritual: twitter.com/MrChuxMan/stat…

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nnwakelam I’ve actually been to Sydney and I’m still convinced that the only people that like Sydney are experiencing some we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kQ

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ambernoelle Is that her because twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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@dingos1946 Please run through your logic for me.

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@dingos1946 This is amazing! You’ve managed to take a simple factual statement, that my local council area is one o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mW

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jjmacnab And if this guy does turn out to have been the fire/riot starter, this post will break all of your irony meters. pic.twitter.com/kvjMZ3Tq1c

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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natemcdermott Putting this chyron in the record books. pic.twitter.com/cQc1x8w1Fd

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AudreLawdAMercy Today I talked with a public defender who mentioned how wild it is that kids are removed from their homes bc of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YL

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Demon Sperm Doctor.

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yashar Madonna posted the video of Dr. Stella Immanuel, the physician who falsely stated that hydroxychloroquine is a cure..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pj

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SuperCroup “I fed cumdrop twitter tweets into an AI and this was the result” twitter.com/ShazHaitch/sta…

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Davelennonabc the latest North Korean govt mix tape….. tunes pic.twitter.com/MRrJzMnTVL

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@oliyoung Mine was adding improvements, not covering up a terrible evil. :P

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@timpoliti I know, but I’ve been caught by a few things recently and today I’m being cautious.

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@jennylmackinnon Oh dear. One defence could be that DNS did come along a bit later, but even so.

(Should I mention..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LH

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“Best digital experience in Australia, bar none: Commonwealth Bank CEO’s promise” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9A

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cathywilcox1 Aged care glitch.
My ⁦⁦⁦@smh⁩ ⁦@theage⁩ cartoon. pic.twitter.com/CM0wL8u0m2

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zdnetaustralia Westpac to bring 1,000 call centre jobs back to Australia zd.net/3g7z7Gc

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@timpoliti Ta. Will read before linking out.

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“SARS-CoV-2 may have diverged from bat viruses approximately 40–70 years agoscimex.org/newsfeed/sars-…4M

Full paper atwitter.com/i/web/status/1…erlo

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So @_alialkhatib has made “bingo placards for apologising for AI being shitty that might be usable for tech compani..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3x

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Worth reading in its entirety: “A [COVID-19] Vaccine Reality Check” theatlantic.com/health/archive…

Also: “20% of American..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wA

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Today’s breakfast is dumpling soup. pic.twitter.com/6VL0vUExBD

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Coronavirus or terrifying hallucinations? Aged care’s stark choice” pca.st/1mvqkyxg

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MollyJongFast Wait, so a white supremacist is doing crimes and blaming antifa? I’m so very shocked and surprised. twitter.com/nathantbernard…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Who is Neville Power, the man leading Australia’s coronavirus recovery?” pca.st/z67mluta

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NSWHealth A new pop-up testing clinic is opening in Rushcutters Bay Park

All ages are welcome. No booking or GP ref..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pY

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People who put hyphens in domain names.

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QuinnyPig For every five (5) retweets this tweet gets, I will add an Uncomfortable Cloud Industry Truth to this thread. Let’s begin…

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@DavidFeng @glengyron @morebento @SnarkyPlatypus OK, I will take it further. Fact: In any recipe, you can replace soy sauce with Vegemite.

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Wed plan, an outline: Faff about in the hope of generating some story pitches; poke at the podcast pre-production,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sr

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It’s like this recipe was created specifically to troll @SnarkyPlatypus and @DavidFeng simultaneously. Whaddyarecko..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mW

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atrupar .@davidcicilline: Is it ever appropriate for a president to accept foreign assistance in an election?

BARR: … i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9p

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zackwhittaker Substack just sent out an email to its users about its new privacy policy. The email wasn’t bcc’d, so everyone coul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pL

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PPantsdown “Jesus was white”, according to Eric Metaxas - once shared a stage with Scott Morrison at an ACL conference; descri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cr

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nzherald Air New Zealand has put a hold on any new bookings to Australia.

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/articl…

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This thought is probably worth keeping in the back of your mind.

There’s some other good* thoughts in here but the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aP

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CaseyBriggs The ABC understands Victoria will report about 295 new cases today.

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It’s a lovely day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/aH3HVBL1yH

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James_Jeffrey April was a foreign country - the PM did his rhetoric differently there. theguardian.com/world/2020/apr…

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fesshole I have never sat in a client meeting without thinking “what would happen if I stood up now and punched this custome..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vB

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@elronxenu This is a thought I have quite frequently.

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Wednesday. Fewer, but significantly fatter. Wednesday.

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Oh dear. It’s after midnight. I’m outta here, Kids!

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@joshourisman @MacqDictionary It’s a solid piece of work. I did linguistics at uni and one of my tutors was a lexic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pl

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@joshourisman That said, @MacqDictionary of Australian English indicates that this usage of “toilet” as a very is n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…13

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@joshourisman To be fair, Yaraka (population 12 with 117 people living in the surrounding area) is a long way from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6U

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