Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 31st, 2020

Goodnight everyone, I hope you have enough lizards in your life.

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@johnb78 @kjmci @jxeeno @aussiewongm Yes, extremely anorak but useful data I suppose. Assuming that any of these pl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z3

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Wow, America is even sending the Memory Hole down the Memory Hole. twitter.com/hansilowang/st…

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hansilowang SCOOP: @NPR has confirmed the Census Bureau is cutting door knocking at unresponsive homes a month shor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…29

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StuartHumphryes Has an army ever looked so ill-prepared for modern warfare? This astounding (original colour) photo from 1913 shows..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NL

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StuartHumphryes I’ve seen many cracking pictures of Piccadilly Circus, but I don’t think I’ve seen one quite as stunning as this ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aS

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StuartHumphryes This is amongst the very earliest colour photos ever taken in the UK. It is an autochrome taken by Lionel de Rothsc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tt

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@jpwarren @jeamland @bigjsl @markrprior When we reach the Aftertimes, if we ever do, we should go back.

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fesshole I work in the hum-drum world of toothpaste distribution. For every job I’ve applied for in the last 15 years I’ve i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vu

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fesshole I still have access to my old work’s dropbox and filled it up with cat pics

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dahowlett Welcome to the US for profit healthcare system. twitter.com/rhysblakely/st…

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OnCrewsControl lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in? twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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@_midofo_ Or a visit to some sort of assisted death facility.

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@JustJimWillDo @dobes @jpwarren But… and here’s the kicker… how would a kākāpō get up there?

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Apple Music’s editors’ notes on David Bowie’s “The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars” are:..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cg

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Apparently you have to change the transmitters on kākāpō. twitter.com/takapodigs/sta…

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So, if you follow me and you’re a tedious narcissistic cunt then this tweet is about you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@alexkidman Quite a bit ruder than that. The phrase “tedious narcissistic cunt” was part of it.

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@CannabisFairy69 Strange thing: Turns out it’s not you.

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I want to say something really rude about someone but they follow me. :(

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IMPORTANT! New entries in @gdoslang, thanks to @MisterSlang who’s a better Jonathan* Green even than @GreenJ!

* An..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aB

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MapPornTweet Map used by British POW Airey Neave to escape to in 1942 redd.it/ar381z pic.twitter.com/hL5g69qryk

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AndyDW_ Still absolutely destroyed by this. twitter.com/cluedont/statu…

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@swearyanthony @GrogsGamut @_midofo_ True, it was a two-stage thing. But 1996 sounds late. The Microsoft Network™ w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hQ

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Histreepix Grateful sailors visit the grave of Eugene Harvey, inventor of the sea. Bridgend, 1973. pic.twitter.com/gJoQf2Bkaf

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davidmackau BuzzFeed News spoke to 36 former employees, many of whom independently corroborated incidents of harassment, sexual..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qk

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@jeamland @bigjsl @markrprior @jpwarren And quite a lot of it, I seem to remember.

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I believe that @nnwakelam needs to know about this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@swearyanthony @_midofo_ @GrogsGamut So when was that? UPenn was one of the earliest to give all undergrads access.

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@GrogsGamut @_midofo_ @swearyanthony It probably will be in 50 years time when historians catch onto it. Maybe 25 y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vf

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@_midofo_ @GrogsGamut @swearyanthony No it was so a thing. I was a cultural milestone. I don’t see it as a negative..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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@_midofo_ @GrogsGamut @swearyanthony Traditionally, Sept was when all the new US uni students came online. It was c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…St

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@bigjsl @markrprior I know the gin was Tanqueray. I’ll check the rest tomorrow. It’s just a pub down there. The bes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aI

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@_midofo_ @GrogsGamut @swearyanthony So, you know about The Eternal September?

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@purserj @dobes The final will be Gang-Gang versus Kākāpō, we know that.

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@_midofo_ @GrogsGamut @swearyanthony Yep, “web producer” is still a thing, for the over coordination of what happen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iJ

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@GrogsGamut @_midofo_ @swearyanthony This was very early days. Commercial internet only started in Australia in 199..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l3

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@GrogsGamut @_midofo_ @swearyanthony I was associate producer of “this!zine” edition 0 (I didn’t do the title) and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5U

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@GrogsGamut @_midofo_ @swearyanthony Yep, just linked to it. It was horrible. I still thank the gods I wasn’t a pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…h8

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Music Nerds! I am too lazy to find this, but… Did Wolfmother ever play the Newtown Festival in Sydney, and if so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TX

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@_midofo_ @swearyanthony That’d be right. They sent what was then Fairfax Digital Media on a study tour. They drank..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7a

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@swearyanthony @_midofo_ I haven’t heard of that. And I had reasonable access to high-level thinking at Fairfax at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ii

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@_midofo_ @swearyanthony Hmmm. In didn’t think the Citiscapes brand lasted that long, but me memory is very fuzzy for the 1996–2000 period.

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@_midofo_ @franksting @swearyanthony There was a LOT of really scammy bullshit going on at that time. It would never happen now. ;)

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@_midofo_ @swearyanthony 1. Chullora printing plant ran late and over budget. 2. The price of newsprint skyrocketed..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jo

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@_midofo_ @swearyanthony I think that was it, yes. The web properties that Fairfax developed 1995–1996, when I worktwitter.com/i/web/status/1…hLqb

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@Rhys_Needham Look it’s all several kinds of magic.

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@stacejarman Heh. Getting “the latest airfreight Vanity Fair after midnight” is a bit of an age giveaway. ;) But ye..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eo

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What’s hilarious, among so many other things, is that I wasn’t criticising the border controls in the least. twitter.com/royfrancisbrow…

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Daily__Goats The return of the disco goats, an instant cure for the midweek blues.
Sound on 🔊
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calbo I really love P.J Harvey, but I prefer to use her full name: Pyjamas Harvey.

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Still laughing at the gronk the other night who when I said that I was now banned from Queensland (because I live i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A5

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@lmao_Yah @shaneoneill @AdamBandt Yeah it’s this sort of blind and often ignorant* tribalism that ruins policy disc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wx

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peterfrankopan #2020 in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/Yogdu0511k

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fictillius NSW Government seeking development partner for Western Harbour Tunnel transport.nsw.gov.au/news-and-event…

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CSIRO ⁣It’s love at frost sight. ⁣🖤⠀

This is a fungus from the Resupinatus species. They’re often found gr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DS

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Here are three excellent words: Ten dollar Negronis.

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@shaneoneill @AdamBandt It’s possible to look at things through lenses other than party politics. Recommended.

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I saw some of these queues, @SnarkyPlatypus. Stretching from Campbell Street. Young people getting a meal from Jumb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pz

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JennyLavelle_ Shame. His Sydney Haymarket restaurant gave away free meals to Thai students caught when Australian borders closed…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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@WebsecNick @AdamBandt @AlfredHealth Sometimes the world can walk and chew gum at the same time.

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AdamBandt Since the dept doesn’t seem to know, I’ll tell you what RoboDebt is: illegal, state sanctioned cruelty that took bi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DG

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@sleepingdingo Exactly that. My participation is essential to counteract The People Who Vote Incorrectly.

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Fri plan, remainder, 8.15pm edition: Pop downstairs for dinner; whisky; shitposting; check the bird poll thing; more shitposting.

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Scarfolk Some people are still confused about what they can and can’t do during the . We hope this clarif..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JY

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jpwarren Maybe putting the military in charge of social services is a bad idea?

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tophermwoods Oh well that’s ok then twitter.com/Newsweek/statu…

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@bolambert65 @dobes @davpope Even more so, in fact. :( It must be damn scary there in The Florida right now.

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chaser “Why should the government fund childcare? Just use your Au Pair!” says PM chaser.com.au/national/why-t…

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@jkite13 Yeah it’s pretty lame. She’ll be burned for it over the next couple of days.

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@JohnBirmingham @lotusgav The Good People always end up picking up the slack, yes.

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Dylan_Caporn It’s a shame the Olympics were cancelled, because this is a gold-medal winning backflip. twitter.com/LizaHarveyMLA/…

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This stuff strikes me as very @johnb78 and @DrRhysPockett areas.

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@jkite13 Well these days they serve at the pleasure of the minister, at least the secretaries do.

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@SuperCroup @aleeb88 This is how the world works, I guess. :)

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@philbetts @QueTerror I must get a better photo, because it’s a beautiful little building.

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@philbetts @QueTerror I was thinking that this afternoon in re G A Zink & Sons, Tailors. They’re been here on Oxfor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nh

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Hey @dobes, I forgot to check @davpope’s work this week and now I have been transported to a new world. pic.twitter.com/QaBXEuPfdh

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@lubiephil @VWHawkesbury Paying for the fit-out is normal in commercial leases though.

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This is a remarkable bit is chicanery from Kathryn Campbell. twitter.com/lukehgomes/sta…

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yannhatchuel Grace Jones and Dolph Lundgren arriving at a party in 1984. This is too powerful for Twitter. pic.twitter.com/nN2fwnpQLQ

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Both @indiescribe and @D_Keating have just recommended this to me, though I suspect not for systems administration. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@lubiephil @VWHawkesbury I imagine so. Brick walls that need re-plastering. Ancient tiles in the bathroom, which ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IB

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KnightkingYCBM 1974.Circular Quay. pic.twitter.com/Ewo0qYjI49

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Hey systems administrators, for those persistent problems there’s always… sudocrem! pic.twitter.com/5z8YLEOKW7

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Seen today on Oxford Street, a new real estate euphemism: Raw Creative Features. pic.twitter.com/oGupwlzfzX

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@QueTerror @philbetts Glebe Point Road seemed to me to be a harder gig because (a) it’s just that little bit more a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9A

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NewtonMark We used to talk about “hunger” or “starvation” or “famine” or “poverty.” Now we talk about “food security,” ‘cos ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PO

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@boynxdor Well I guess that rounds out the balanced diet? Maybe also with some art supplies?

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@aleeb88 For a while there was bar in Surry Hill (?) called The Library. Yes, it had a wall lined with books. It al..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MA

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@philbetts @QueTerror It’s a LONG time since I’ve been over there, but I am not surprised.

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@Off_the_Pace I’m still sceptical about the lockout laws’ effect. That’s going to hurt the bars and clubs, but what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5U

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One cannot survive on gay books and meat alone. Wait, what? twitter.com/boynxdor/statu…

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Same. Any areas that rely on the disposable income of people who aren’t in the top wealth bracket but just “doing O..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7b

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I think Oxford Street in particular has been resting on its laurels for quite some time. That said, as we hit 1 Ju..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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And finally for me today, this 175m section has another 8 vacant shops. This whole strip has been in decline for so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ge

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Both sides of this 125m section, 8 vacant shops. pic.twitter.com/e5igZ1AjBC

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This section, 10 vacant shops counting both sides of this 215m section. pic.twitter.com/yy6fa6h1C6

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This section of Oxford Street, 15 vacant shops in just 220m of the south side of the street. This bit has been run..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bh

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Today I decided to count the empty shops along some bits Darlinghurst Road and down Oxford Street. Here’s the first..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…df

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fictillius Genius tying their dog to a trolley pic.twitter.com/XclpSPZ2zd

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@dfpiii Yeah I’m not sure about this one either. I can see where they’re coming from, same as I can see where Guard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K0

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@lotusgav @JohnBirmingham He should but, you know, here we are.

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@96Mrbsa @Diane_in_SA @JohnBirmingham Sometimes understatement is the writer’s friend.

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@nudder12 Yep, your meaning was obvious. I’m surprised to learn that “HMAS” is categorised as a noun (I checked a f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q4

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@nudder12 (As an aside, “proper noun” is what you’re looking for as the name of something. “Definite” is what type..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cn

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@nudder12 This stuff is less about logic (for want of a better word) and more about what’s standard usage. How I’ve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5O

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@D_Keating @NewtonMark I would want to steal it. The Mirage III is one of the more beautiful 3rd-generation jet fighters.

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Another record :( Melbourne’s case number rollercoaster” pca.st/ad08n0ph

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dctrjack That trending story about the dog dying after COVID-19 seems to have really been misinterpreted as it spread across..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G6

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Finally listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Pandemic politics: Morrison vs. Andrews” pca.st/pmcqy1g7

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iTnews_au Storage failure downs New Zealand Defence websites: Week-long outage so far sees NZDF redirect users to social medi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aK

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dobes And you want to abolish the states when they have takes like this!! twitter.com/TrudyMcIntosh/…

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@sleepingdingo I know what a beta is. :) So I’m doing my duty as a citizen.

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@trentyarwood Hisssssssss! The Ghost of Sukarno will haunt you.

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@trentyarwood Heh. I’m filing more bug reports than I am tweeting screenshots. Obviously I’ve raised the whole issu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vq

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@wolfcat @dobes @GrogsGamut @johnb78 It’s true, and generally the worse the photo the more I like it.

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@The6P4C @voltagex They’ve linked to their references on each page. I seem to recall that OLD style manuals had the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lq

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@JustJimWillDo This was my understanding. Filing a bug report now. :)

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Is this right? “the HMAS Canberra”? I thought the style was either “HMAS Canberra” or “the Canberra”?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ne

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@steampowerednet Really? That rule was always about typewriters with fixed spacing and nothing but typewriters. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q3

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This is wrong though. ALWAYS include the A for Australian in time zones. Use ISO 8601. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_t… pic.twitter.com/RK5iHQXjlT

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Immediate I am happy with the styling of dates. “Follow Australian conventions for dates,” it says. Exactly…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m1

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Here’s the table of contents. Obviously I will dive straight into “Style rules and conventions” because that’s what..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb

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Right. The new DTA-created Government Style Manual. stylemanual.gov.au I am now going to explore it and provid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hO

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CorkCoypu God I love this country pic.twitter.com/3rjpwIXKFo

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@arizclint Ah! Well unlikely to be more useless, certainly.

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Dulles_Airport The perfect throwback photo does not exis- pic.twitter.com/SCfTSCzc5p

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@nukolator We’ve had a lot of those weeks lately.

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@nnwakelam @auspost Because they are bigger than you and will crush you like a worm.

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marcuskelson Jesus what now?! pic.twitter.com/NwJSG4CV0V

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@nukolator This is simple sensible planning, yes.

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“ORIGINAL SCIENCE FICTION PROPS & COSTUMES TO BE SOLD IN HOLLYWOOD” propstore.com/entertainment-…

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@iiTalW I don’t think it even matters.

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“COVID-19 dogs could be sniffing out cases in months” scimex.org/newsfeed/covid…

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@iiTalW Are you sure it’s Friday? I’ve seen a lot of misinformation about this lately.

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Me: “Do you have large glasses of wine?”
Barman 1: “I have a size of glass, which you can think of as large.”
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@jonoabroad I believe @SnarkyPlatypus can attest to Mosbe’s enthusiasm for my visits.

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@jonoabroad Mosbe gets one pig’s ear per visit. He’s been away from his humans for an couple of days so more sooky..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sb

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Graunched. Also, licked extensively by an enthusiastic dog.

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maddiestone Since I’ve talked to a few people who were surprised by this, I’ll say it again.

DEFCON IS FREE TO ATTEND! NO REG..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0r

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ryanbigg Just going to step into the AWS console for a sec pic.twitter.com/Nxf0IrBuvi

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vacant3rdman That weather does *not* sound OK to me. pic.twitter.com/zyeIbQsuwQ

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Counterpoint: The Devil’s Slime Fruit can fuck right off. pic.twitter.com/9azgJmWFN9

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“How to hide from a drone – the subtle art of ‘ghosting’ in the age of surveillancethemandarin.com.au/136582-how-to-…w5

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ellorysmith going to start saying “male journalist” and “male comedian” and “male engineer” so people start to hear how fucking stupid it sounds

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@traagsmahal Excellent lol! My copy is in storage so I’m glad you have your copy handy.

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Nice snark here from today’s @crikey_news Worm email. pic.twitter.com/ioYfvMvaGZ

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@dobes @paulkidd @purserj Look, the Snowy Owl was out in the first round, so that’s depressing.

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@traagsmahal Actually I do remember that. It’s some rather dense smooth-finish paper stock, presumably designed to last.

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@paulkidd @dobes @purserj I predict that the Gang-Gang will win.

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mipearson I (30M) talked my friend (28M) into coming with me to stay in my Uncle’s (40M) cottage in the Lake District, but it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yg

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@drearyclocks @dobes @purserj We’d have to fill all the bins with fish!

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@dobes @purserj @paulkidd Did I mentioned that yesterday morning I spotted once more our Glossy Black Cockatoo pair? twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@dobes @purserj @paulkidd I also note that all eight remaining in this round are parrots.

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Hey @dobes @purserj @paulkidd I forgot to tweet the Round 2 results last night. twitter.com/_erikaroper/st…

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@traagsmahal Maybe I need more coffee, because the allusion is escaping me… :(

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Fri plan, update: In the last 30 minutes both the podcast segment recording and the errands were shifted to Sunday..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gD

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@HartWexford @NickBryantNY I think they had a secretary type it up for him and Mr Hitler to sign.

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@awelder @NickBryantNY I agree that every minor event being labelled a catastrophe means there’s no headroom when t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Al

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@HartWexford @NickBryantNY I could never pull off the moustache. If I grow facial hair I look like I should be mail..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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I’m not having a go at you, @NickBryantNY. Nor am I proposing using a baseball bat on Trump. I just saw the two twe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…13

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NickBryantNY Brutal front page of the New York Daily News pic.twitter.com/nMo3HXjvFu

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taybenlor The replies to this are a fucking masterclass in men not getting jokes. It’s like @ctrlshifti has developed joke te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S6

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Fri plan: It’s a health day, mental and physical. Check the bird poll thing; 1200 back maintenance, Darlinghurst; w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H4

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@itgrrl Well, DTA has a roadmap in Trello so it must be good. ;) trello.com/b/UaNOXlyC/sty…

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@HartWexford If it’s international waters then the captain could marry someone to a pig!

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@trib That’s reassuring. I’m looking forward to have a squizz.

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AltThesis Bet those Jordans are more valuable than that passport now, ha? pic.twitter.com/mfLKLaHKZq

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Reuters Dr. Joseph Varon, chief medical officer of United Memorial Medical Center, Texas, says he’s fighting a war on two f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yg

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@Supermoosie @dobes @CARROT_app Don’t judge CARROT too harshly or you’ll get personalised abuse on Twitter. :)

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@damonism Ta. I look forward to having a squizz.

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I mean it was created by the DTA so it must be good, right?

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I was gloriously oblivious to all dramas yesterday. This would’ve certainly causes heads to explode. Style manuals..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uV

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Background: The government’s “Style manual for authors, editors and printers (sixth edition)” was THE standard, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FX

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It has just come to my attention that the DTA’s resurrection of the Australian Government Style Manual is out in be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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@Supermoosie @dobes @CARROT_app Every now and then I get the suspicion that some of CARROT’s claims are not entirely true.

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normative I guess it’s nice to see people are still capable of being roused from dogmatic slumber, but I don’t know how you n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SI

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@NewtonMark @dobes @davidgerard @swearyanthony Yeah, this would definitely have been the way to ensure there was e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HG

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@dobes @CARROT_app Maybe the demons have taken over your brain without you detecting it.

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I approves of today’s sunlight in Sydney because I have to. pic.twitter.com/o1OdBJLzgQ

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Friday. Today’s lucky numbers are 4, 9, and 35. Spoons. Friday.

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