Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 5th, 2020

pingudownunder AUSTRALIA, @stilgherrian SAYS
ITS TIME FOR KALSARIKÄNNIT*

* finland.fi/emoji/kalsarik… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Someone’s feeling perky this morning. pic.twitter.com/AkKo5V7WSX

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Hey @DrRhysPockett you could save a lot of bother doing things this way. @trentyarwood @jpwarren twitter.com/heyimdaf/statu…

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REMINDER: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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@Pollytics Notes a potential new job: Poll Fluffer.

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pourmecoffee The President is fine and steadily improving. Purely as a precautionary measure, he was been given a full body tran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hN

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kcarruthers Lol Americans discover the kettle pic.twitter.com/ey9N9hWTH1

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@DR_murf Most people do work off PDFs these days though I’m sure hard copies are needed for legality. Things are li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p6

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Exactly 24 hours until Jolly Josh Frydenberg drones his way through Australia’s Budget. I hope everyone’s getting e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B6

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Back at @bunjaree, where it appears that Cicada Season has begun. pic.twitter.com/JmH9UZ9kXb

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pixelatedboat In hindsight it was probably a mistake to not cancel the segment of Trump’s rallies where attendees could pay five..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rR

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IllyBocean america: our politicians are terrible people
australia: pic.twitter.com/tBMItZOU7y

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@DavidFeng @JonoH @WolfmanChina I don’t have a Surface, I don’t use wireless earbuds, and I have no desire to travel by freight.

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shaunmicallef The wife & kids been keen for rabbits for a while. They ordered some rabbit hutches online and they arrived yesterd..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xr

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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RachaelHasIdeas Strong prank game pic.twitter.com/KdPcKQRm90

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@aleeb88 @_AmyGray_ @Picketer WaPo and Vox did all the work. I just remembered that it was a thing.

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nickschadegg the virgin trump vs the chad berdymukhamedov pic.twitter.com/5RHkNmmBj7

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@developerjack @jpwarren I like “endeavour to make sure”. Weasels are best when they come in pairs.

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thewritertype AGE 20: find someone who looks at you the way [besotted person] looks at [object of affection].

AGE 40: find some..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F

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The way he’s pawing the window causes me to imagine the vehicle slowly filling with water. Or maybe sewage. After t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iU

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jason_a_w NEW: a fake news factory pushing civil war talk has links to Trump world consultants theguardian.com/us-news/2020/o…

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josh_emerson This is fake, it’s not even from america. twitter.com/jacobkschneide…

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Are they referring to the woman or the cows? twitter.com/nzherald/statu…

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Do we know who runs this parody account? twitter.com/Cernovich/stat…

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Somehow I reckon @JohnBirmingham would like this quote.

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This quote about how the doctors reported Trump’s medical condition and their “upbeat attitude” would’ve worked bet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l7

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Trump’s growing White House coronavirus cluster” pca.st/t7jcbeoz

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glengyron “Fill my lungs with phlegm Mr President!” twitter.com/holmescnn/stat…

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Federal-State relations have never been more cordial. twitter.com/sumeyyailanbey…

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AusLoafer This administration really has no shame.

“Trump defeats covid” coins ship in just over a month 🤦‍♂️

Still 2. Mil..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xL

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tokyosexwhale This looks like a public apology after you lost control of your dinosaur park. pic.twitter.com/oDlG4iar9e

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“Killing the golden goose: How Australia’s international students are being driven away” abc.net.au/news/2020-10-0… Ye..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xm

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@Sheeds_au Wait, You can’t do “50% of the temperature” unless it’s Kelvin or something.

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If you want some amusing holiday Monday reading, try this. Geoff Huston has been helping again. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, along with some curious recommendations. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, holiday edition: Slow morning; 1300 lunch with a co-conspirator; shopping; train to Wentworth Falls; data..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dx

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Welcome to sunny Sydney, where it’s 10C above average today. pic.twitter.com/3UbBkGgfNn

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Monday. Count the ants. Monday.

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I so should not be here now. I am going away, therefore, and I’ll be back here tomorrow with my faded cows and milk-bloated curtains.

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ThomasVLinge For the second time 🇳🇨 has voted to remain part of 🇫🇷

But the independence struggle is not o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NR

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@swearyanthony I am beyond caring. I am at one with Poe’s Law.

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BennettArron I misread this at first and for a moment he went up in my estimation 😀 twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/s…

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killyourfm PSA: Never leave your unsupervised… pic.twitter.com/rDv9msmiHS

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Why yes, I’m listening to Korean disco while watching cluster munitions hit a middle class suburb in a city I’m bar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tx

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@upulie What have you got left to drink?

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MarQs__ Video from shows the moment when cluster ammunition is hitting the city centre..Scary footage! pic.twitter.com/IwJZb07cDv

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Now Playing: RTRP : Disco Experience X Mondayoffplease 5th Anniversary Pop-Up in SCR (2020 08 16) youtube.com/watch?v=DPLzRQ…

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@SuperCroup I just mute the cunts. One strike and they’re out.

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BiellaColeman The problem with so much psychology in a nutshell pic.twitter.com/4LoH8vXEBr

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@SuperCroup I chose to bail out of this one hours ago.

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fishpilgrim having a Legal Name implies the existence of a better, sexier Illegal Name

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@SuperCroup @wobster They are my people, and I love them all.

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@albericie @shaunmicallef M’pleasure. May good fortune go with you in your new gig.

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More bourbon? Y/Y

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@glengyron Jernalisms sourcing in 2020: “one person wrote on Facebook”. Fuck me.

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@SuperCroup @wobster Hey @wobster you can also shove a squid jag up your arse and call it fishing, but it’s not.

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@glengyron Mate fuckin’ share your drugs.

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@SuperCroup Well this is my point, more or less.

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT POLL: Is it still a caesar salad if it doesn’t have anchovies?

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Seriously good work from our Canadian friends. twitter.com/CAFinUS/status…

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CAFinUS 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 pic.twitter.com/rEFL7xIqXu

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