Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 16th, 2020

OK, I’m off to bed now. You be nice to your furniture, yeah?

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@elisethoma5 He’s not the brightest crayon in the box.

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TheNehad That’s a 19 part series?! twitter.com/theepicdept/st…

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Wow! Some very generous supporters have just brought the total up to 26% of the first target! Thank you so much. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ke

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respros Underground, Overground pic.twitter.com/fehrrsHQy2

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@HartWexford That said, you do get to use the words “sausages” and “wank” in the same sentence.

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Looks like Mr Trump might have missed an important attribute of the Babylon Bee. pic.twitter.com/PU7WS0GGCA

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“China Conducts Test Of Massive Suicide Drone Swarm Launched From A Box On A Truck”, being very @JohnBirmingham are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jk

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@bastardsheep Not if you’re the one watching it incoming.

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@nphair It’s the upgrade from prawns, isn’t it.

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@eddit0r Thank you. You and the most recent supporters bring it to 17%, which is a solid total for the first evening.

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Ensuring that I have enough negroni orders in the queue before Happy Hour ends.

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It’s now at 14% of the way there and I love you all. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

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bugwannostra I did laugh when I saw the petition trying to ban Peta Credlin from the pressers. Can you imagine being unfit to ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mH

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I suspect these guys are watching the same thing, but differently. pic.twitter.com/jHffOuMgTF

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@michaelneale Good to hear. Pozible’s workflows have always been good but they’re constantly improving.

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KiffinEileen Great advice from the mobile vet nurse pic.twitter.com/P0dg76330N

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hellohistoria 1840 • Step-mother marries her step-son at Cardiff 💍

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@JustJimWillDo Don’t get me started on Guardian Style lol.

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And we’re already 8% of the way there. You are lovely people. stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020

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@JustJimWillDo Ah. This is kinda like saying I’d prefer to watch a movie than read your book,or vice versa. The liv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hW

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Subscribers with TRIGGER WORDS or CONVERSATION TOPICS to use can still use them in these episodes. Assuming they happen.

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Yeah it’s a bit confusing. If you already have a subscription that’s cool and I thank you. This is a separate fundi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3u

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So, go to stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020 and check it out, maybe pledge your support, definitely tell your friends. You ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fr

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Part three, target three, will be some sort of live panel podcast looking back at the year that was 2020. I’ll figu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

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Part three, target three, is something I only just thought of because I forgot the Gaul gag* is three parts not two..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0I

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Part two, target two, is a very special episode indeed: “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State Election Live “. You can c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ae

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Like Gaul, this project is divided into three parts. The first is another series of five episodes of “The 9pm Edict..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lo

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IT’S LIVE! The 9pm End of Spring Series 2020 crowdfunding campaign is ready to receive your support at @Pozibletwitter.com/i/web/status/1…0B

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NEW PODCAST: “Announcing ‘The 9pm End of Spring Series 2020’” (3m36s) stilgherrian.com/edict/00119a/

It’s on all the podc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tZ

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@JustJimWillDo Or looked in the cold room and needed to shift some stock.

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@aleeb88 At one of my SEKRIT places in the city. Sorry, no more data.

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Also, a nachos pizza. And a pepperoni schnitzel with mushroom sauce.

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This bar has on the menu tonight a surf’n’turf but instead of being topped with prawns it’s scallops and octopus in a bernaise sauce.

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This has been confirmed as not real by a source in the relevant agencies. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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AskAManager This person’s employer makes them show that they’re wearing shoes before Zoom meetings to make sure they’re complyi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rP

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Fri plan, remainder: All the things are done, apart from plugging the Pozible campaign in a bit, so it’s time to head downstairs for TGIF.

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@cafuego @pjf I’ve met a representative sample of Everyone, yes. Which is why I start drinking gin at 8am.

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@cafuego @pjf Gin O’Clock is 8am. Everyone knows this.

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ursulaheger Overheard outside court between man and his lawyer…
Man: “where’s my knife are they going to give it back it back..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pS

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@JustJimWillDo @RhombusHatesYou I am conducting an inquiry. Well, I’ve asked my friend to check it out.

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You could even call this “viral marketing”. Hahahahaha oh yes I am so clever.

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Sent just now from a friend in Melbourne. Is this marketing clever or evil? Or both? pic.twitter.com/oorAgi15ds

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SNEAK PREVIEW: Tonight I’m launching The 9pm End of Spring Series 2020 of a certain podcast, including “The 9pm Hal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…df

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nickwray It’s Friday let’s get hammered pic.twitter.com/pSkIxbFSrV

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@upulie @jonoabroad Oh THAT. But that’s tomorrow.

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@NickyWill100 It depends. It’s likely ICAC’s web server logs IP addresses of visitors. If it’s an org with its own..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zS

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, briefly. Mask-wearers number under 15%, perhaps only 10%. Disappointing. pic.twitter.com/lprxgWLzxj

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@upulie This is for the Queensland election which is on Halloween, but yes just a few days before the US election.

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@MJIBrown I’ll need to do further research before answering that question.

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@Pozible And the Pozible campaign has been approved! Thanks for the rapid turnaround. I’ll make it go live tonight, so look out for that.

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fictillius ICAC is fun

Witness: I can’t recall

Counsel assisting: let me assist this way with a telephone intercept.

Witn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u5

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transitmap I just love the colour palette on this 1950s Commonwealth Railways poster from Australia. (And there’s a little map..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RM

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@reselsnark At least for once it’s actually not being blamed on me.

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donie Trump praises Qanon supporters. This will really embolden the conspiracy theory’s followers. pic.twitter.com/COibcvXs91

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Is the answer “While drinking absinthe”? twitter.com/jilevin/status…

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@Pozible This is my 12th Pozible campaign. Of the previous 11 only two failed to reach their target, and I think th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L3

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I have just submitted a @Pozible campaign to fund The 9pm End of Spring Series 2020, including s a stretch goal “Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QU

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jonkudelka Peta Credlin asks some tough questions, cases drop to two. Coincidence? You decide.

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Fri plan: 1000 (now) @USSC panel on US Indo-Pacific defence policy ussc.edu.au/events/the-fut…; 1445 back maintenance,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vC

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@FrKarlSinclair Not really. The going rate for buying from follower farms is about one cent each, though they’re lower quality.

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Anyway, I AM great and having a good week, so thanks for asking, Chloe.

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I wish I had a new age social media marketing agency.

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Gosh, an Instagram Influencer* is “offering” the “opportunity” for me to give them $1195 so I can get “between 15,0..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6w

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@oberonsghost I’d missed the wind part of the forecast. Yep, I’m going to grab an antihistamine end search for eggs..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zc

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theoutlier2018 @SteveAustinABC You gotta see this researcher’s tweets.

They are really interesting.

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Hahaha I remember sending someone this podcast, @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron @NewtonMark, to prove that the Popeye bo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FS

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But apart from that it’s a pleasant enough day in Sydney, probably. pic.twitter.com/P2B6H6Woak

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Ah, this explains a number of things, you EVIL POLLEN BASTARDS. twitter.com/gpdawson/statu…

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Friday. The stories you tell will entertain no one. Their faces will be masks of pity and despair. Friday.

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