Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 17th, 2020

I’m going to bed now but you might like to read this thread and consider the themes explored therein. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@developerjack Something something is worth two in the bush? I can’t be arsed working out the rest of that joke.

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These jerkbirds are performing The Ritual again, aren’t they @dobes @purserj. twitter.com/FeathersOz/sta…

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Flora__Flora Every girls fantasy pic.twitter.com/Cc2dna8OEt

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I’m going downstairs for a nightcap. It might help me be a little less sooky.

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dekrazee1 But also, it made me think. Maybe next year needs to restart at 0001 P.C.
Post CoVid.

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dekrazee1 At the dinner table, Neighbour was telling us about something he did in 2008.
Neighbour5 was trying to make sense..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9Y

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The last thing you’d want would be intolerant bees. twitter.com/jagungal1/stat…

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Ah, the southern of these two hazard reduction burns got out of control. Oopsie. twitter.com/SimonHobbs9/st… pic.twitter.com/HIEBp7K3ox

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jahan_tyson my mate on the sydney 43rd floor just reported a bush fire at north head (we’re barely into spring) pic.twitter.com/WZYc89Jq0H

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SimonHobbs9 The bushfires at North Head. The gates of Sydney Harbour are fully ablaze. @NSWRFS pic.twitter.com/9bKq90pPmh

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There’s going to be such consternation on Halloween when Jacinda goes through The Transformation into her true form. pic.twitter.com/Bjp31qePyj

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jeamland I am expecting the federal ALP to learn a lot from the huge wins of Dan Andrews and Jacinda Ardern…





BA..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NN

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MatthewBevan Hahahahaha twitter.com/basportsguy/st…

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Marcellomj I tried donating blood on Friday…NEVER AGAIN!

Too many stupid questions. Whose blood is it? Where did you get it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qG

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@purserj @7plus It’s on @7mate it says in the guide I’m looking at.

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joshgnosis This Herald Sun exclusive ⁦@knausc⁩ and I reported over a month ago 🤦‍♂️ theguardian.com/us-news/2020/s… pic.twitter.com/S1B2wEHN8v

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buitengebieden_ Good boy sings to the Startrek intro.. pic.twitter.com/I94NNBvrCO

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Trying to think of a technology you couldn’t use for sex.

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erstkate Guy on ABC asks “You look like you’ll be sharing with the Greens. Can you work with them?” 😂😂😂😂 Who is that fool? T..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qy

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TheCivilianNZ National rejects tonight’s result as a ‘rogue poll’ thecivilian.co.nz/national-rejec… pic.twitter.com/MF4W73p1rh

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GrogsGamut Actually ended up being quite drizzly and overcast…. twitter.com/timwilsonmp/st…

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DrBenjaminJones Wow, I’ve never seen this before. @AntonyGreenABC has called in the negative. It’s uncertain if it is an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0f

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MatthewBevan Is Jacinda concerned that she is winning too many seats? Also it’s going exactly how pollsters expected. pic.twitter.com/F2t4uPKIgC

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DrYobbo The most conservative seat in NZ was just declared for Labour. So there’s that

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@errolwi @NewtonMark Good. I was worried there for a moment.

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Paul_Karp The first rule of cover-ups…do not reveal their full dimensions pic.twitter.com/MpgijvZxQ4

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@errolwi @NewtonMark Are you another person on Twitter?

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“… like Hyacinth Bucket, on acid.” twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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fesshole I stopped wearing my glasses because I couldn’t stand how ugly people are when I can see clearly.

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Histreepix A bear leaps out and attacks Marilyn Monroe.

If you have the Elixir of Bearsbane, go to 134.
If not, go to 237. pic.twitter.com/NTlNX9Iy8H

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Histreepix In lieu of Big Ben ringing in Brexit, specially commissioned anti-EU swearwords will be projected onto the White Cl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0I

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RAF_Luton Photo of the Day: Vulcan bombers at gather to sniff the rear of a new Vulcan bomber before letting it joi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2I

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@NewtonMark Though other parties’ sites are up (again?) so hey yeah people on Twitter.

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@NewtonMark I have been informed* all parties did this today as part of the no advertising on election day laws…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J5

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Frankie Boyle’s New World Order S4 E7 is a “Highlights and unseen footage from the series” episode, which is an ann..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fa

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“Sydney Metro: mega borers before and after” youtube.com/watch?v=uUAcHI…

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Although for some people adding the opioids might cause them to calm the fuck down. This is hilarious but deranged. twitter.com/kayleighmcenan…

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erstkate Settle an argument for me. Tuna bake is

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Hey Sydney people, NSW Heath doesn’t issue these warnings unless they really mean it. This is not just a scene from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gP

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DrVinCornelisse To anyone using cocaine or ketamine in Sydney/NSW this weekend, please be careful… pic.twitter.com/3eZvJFTsFc

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One-third of the way in the first day is a very good sign. A sign that you want the whole BAD SEX thing to happen…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sh

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Exactly 24 hours ago I launched a crowdfunding campaign for MOAR PODCASTS and some BAD SEX. This thread has all the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vZ

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EZ2ACTux THE NATIONAL PARTY HAVE LOCKED THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNT I AM LAUGHING LIKE HELL pic.twitter.com/Tz9pNxMFks

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DMinghella …like an independent sovereign nation.” Like a teenager who wants full adult status, or else he will run away fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7s

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DMinghella Andrew Bridgen on was gold.

Didn’t know how many cars Australia exports. (Answer: none. They don’t mak..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qz

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@glengyron @SuperCroup Sounds promising, but how to get a copy quickly at a reasonable price?

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@SuperCroup Dammit, I could so use that if I get this live-read podcast thing happening on 31 Oct.

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davidghamilton1 Dolphins in the middle of Hobart! 🐬 pic.twitter.com/3SC5bilchp

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@SuperCroup Where is this? And did you buy it?

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@Gundishy No we still have to pay money.

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TheCivilianNZ Jacinda Ardern ran down four National supporters with her car this morning but due to electoral law we couldn’t rep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XY

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Jazz cabbage, apparently.

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PRGuy17 Spotted by @vvg26 - Home Affairs updated its website this morning after the shock bombshell revelation that Border..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CL

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@derekbradley It’s certainly not the worst thing I’ve seen lately.

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Sometimes street art can be useful. pic.twitter.com/LpnxGca5V1

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@dobes @purserj Those jerkbirds will be your demise.

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kcarruthers Very on brand for 2020 TBH twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…

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And now it’s 32%. I really must make a better montage of the guests though. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@150birds Yeah nah, I was being sarcastic. I find the whole concept horrifying.

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@BernardZuel @adamgartrell This is a terrible rabbit-hole and we should not go down it.

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I reckon this is worth retweeting today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@indiescribe Hahaha that’s all fine. I don’t need constant reassurance that people are paying attention. :)

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caskings Mood. pic.twitter.com/MvSt4AowUZ

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@gathgwyn Shoosh, you disease-ridden fluffcunt.

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It’s at 31% now, which is very lovely. Thank you.

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RadioFreeTom Honestly, as bad as I thought it would get, every day reminds me that we are living in an insane alternative univer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C8

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NewtonMark The inestimable @davpope from a year ago, highlighting that the pandemic hasn’t changed anything, except that now t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t0

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paddyraffcomedy If the pandemic happened in the 90’s pic.twitter.com/LGeHeOBHzY

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@acaderama Hahahaha no don’t that hashtag attracts brain worms.

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Wow these are fightin’ words, Dan! pic.twitter.com/9Ibsxf0WoU

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@kels_316 @expectproblems @CptHollingworth But this is the logical conclusion of the entire tactical genre of products!

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Last night I launched a crowdfunding campaign for MOAR PODCASTS and some BAD SEX. This thread has all the details,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU

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@alexkidman Maybe they use the 1000 Corks to plug the holes in the code.

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@paulkidd @SatPaper I’m guessing you knew the Topsy one? I mean, there was a bunch of stuff in there I thought I wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SN

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@alexkidman It’s also interesting that it was only added to 1000 Corks… yesterday.

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Yes, I’m totally sure that Canberra Liberals got clearance to use those five women’s likenesses for promotional pur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…F3

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Only 4/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today. I missed one I should’ve known too. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/10/17

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@pjf So how do you eat the democracy doggo? On white bread with tomato sauce?

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adamgartrell Vote Trump you yankee fuckers twitter.com/indyarts/statu…

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rw_briggs An inconceivably British description of Cheesesteak in the Economist pic.twitter.com/rOqcCgEHZk

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@alexkidman Now that was a thing, I know, but I forget exactly when. How do the dates line up?

(How does your date..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0j

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@alexkidman It must’ve been Trenton’s finest!

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@AtomicAnalyst The Football really needs its own Twitter account.

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@RealNickHodge @gathgwyn I’m sure that isn’t an overreaction.

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@rollerstkate I don”t think it started with Trump though. (I may be wrong here.)

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@staticsan There’s certainly a widespread lack of numeracy in the media classes. As a cohort they tend not to have done any science.

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Related article: “Cats carry diseases that can be deadly to humans, and it’s costing Australia $6 billion every yea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cl

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“Cat diseases have $6 billion impact on human health in Australia” scimex.org/newsfeed/cat-d…

This one IS peer-review..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1E

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davidschneider Your occasional reminder that an “Australia-style deal” is also a “Sierra Leone-style deal”, a “Guam-style deal” or..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc

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This shouldn’t be news to anyone who’s actually been paying attention, but the ‘dangerous fallacy’ of herd immunity..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…53

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“Herd immunity approach a ‘dangerous fallacy’” scimex.org/newsfeed/herd-…

Relevant article at The Lancet: thelancet.com/journals/lance…

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“Surprise finding: no major increase in Australians washing their hands since this time last year”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IP

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@joneaves @jonoabroad @d6y @JaneDallaway I’d glad I have the writing to fall back on.

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@joneaves @jonoabroad @d6y @JaneDallaway True. Though I like the Beforetimes/Aftertimes sense of it all being a bit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XS

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@jonoabroad @d6y @JaneDallaway Quite a few people have been using the Beforetimes too, and a few like me even the Aftertimes.

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Sat plan, draft: Lazy morning; brief errands; 1300 lunch with a co-conspirator; remainder TBA but generally somethi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…19

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I think I’m going to like Sydney’s weather today. I certainly hope it rains tonight. pic.twitter.com/8Vv0Mp7w1D

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Er, “campaign”. Camping for podcasts and bad sex would be something different.

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Last night I launched a crowdfunding camping for MOAR PODCASTS and some BAD SEX. This thread has all the details, o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cK

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Saturday. All your doubts will accumulate in your shoes, which will then fail. Saturday.

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