Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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October 24th, 2020

@emmackat Well, not ALL of the people I know. :) But yes.

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@Rhys_Needham I didn’t know about this guy. What a shame.

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FFS I am old enough to have lived through two Gary Abletts.

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@erstkate @_midofo_ I have never had sex in Tasmania.

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@NewtonMark @manindotblack Basically you wrap a jeep or a howitzer or a bunch of guys in plywood so they don’t all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XX

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Anyway, the key point is that the livestream is confirmed, and we’re now 81% of the way to the second stretch goal,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JJ

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Oops my attention has just been drawn to a very embarrassing mistake. The stretch goal was $3480 but I typed it int..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BU

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@manindotblack No, not that, but fuck I hadn’t noticed it. Lol. OK now I have a mess to sort out. But in the morning. I hate numbers.

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@oliyoung True, but it’s also my answer to a question no one ever asks, “Who is your favourite Catalonian architect?”.

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These are bigger than I realised, @NewtonMark. Not exactly a sailplane. twitter.com/clark_aviation…

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@_midofo_ Well someone has taught him to cook. :)

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HURRAH! “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State Election Live” is go for next Saturday evening.

That’s a 2-hour livestrea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xk

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WAIT STAND BY I HAVE RECEIVED FURTHER IMPORTANT INFORMATION STAND BY WAIT.

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I mean, if it happens then next Saturday night will be much better for you. Your sportsballpeople won’t lose for st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9q

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Look I know the sportsball has distracted everyone as has the wet weekend in some parts but this whole project is s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2c

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@Ash_ManInBlack Awesome, thank you! This is a story I did not know. Obviously. So it’s good to learn.

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Well if nothing else, @JamarzOnMarz, that photo (I’m assuming it’s a frame from the video?) is fantastic. Looking f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d7

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@_midofo_ Lol no. Someone just retweeted it then as part of another thread and I saw it go past.

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This is from 2018 but what a curious thing. twitter.com/MichaelWestBiz…

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@JustJimWillDo Yeah I see what you did there and it was terrible.

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Yes, there is Hawaiian Pizza. In the same way that there’s Italian Poké. Idiots.

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kcarruthers Hey look at least they tried twitter.com/developerjack/…

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@kcarruthers Oh some Australian mastheads ran that thing too. Free content.

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@franksting Oh that’s a pain. I thought you’d scored something. :(

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@franksting Indeed. I’ve been keeping my bar visits down lately, for some reason or other.

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@franksting People keep telling me it’s very good but I haven’t tried it yet.

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So we’re getting closer. $140 remain, just over 96% of the way to the BAD SEX.

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@aDB Lol. Lovely. And thanks for your contribution. :)

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I’d really love to get to that stretch goal tonight, because that make things neater for me in the coming week. But..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ji

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HEY PEOPLE! We’re just $165 short of guaranteeing “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State Election Live” next Saturday. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vG

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@jonoabroad @DavidFeng Sorry, where are we going with this?

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Histreepix Since 2013, Karen Gillan has toured UK prisons explaining the plots of Doctor Who episodes each inmate has missed. pic.twitter.com/TEoweYTf3W

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botandy the weapon NASA has discovered on the Moon is at least a billion years old and pivots to point at the Earth at all times

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@DavidFeng Were you planning to go to NoKo?

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@caseyjohnellis @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong Hehe that’s so true. I like that the cat and the parrot are friends..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7N

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@DavidFeng I tend to do my explanations of Thai royal politics privately because I do want to go to Thailand again.

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@DavidFeng I can explain it if you like, but can I be bothered?

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kcarruthers Fascinating twitter.com/tubetimeus/sta…

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quantick Over 100 cunts have written to their mums saying that being cunts has led to them receiving widespread abuse for be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…T5

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MelvinofYork Is it just me or does it feel like 2020 is running out of ideas pic.twitter.com/lPOKVNP6tO

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@damana Aha! Yeah that sounds way too much work.

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@damana Moving house? Or just getting off the couch?

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Oh this is beautiful. Well done, anonymous confessor. twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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At one level this is incredibly unethical, but then if you knew what goes on in some of the less reputable parts of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kz

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Histreepix The Apollo 11 crew as babies. Houston, 1940. pic.twitter.com/IWvkrAOCQE

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Histreepix One of the last known paintings of the endangered satyr, who were typically drowned by marauding bands of naked wom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t1

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johnb78 @Picketer SBS has a duty to provide content for Australians of all cultural backgrounds, including Eric Abetz

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irisherself wisdom right there 👇 twitter.com/ell_double_u/s…

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BennettArron I have written a book which teaches you how to write a Sitcom from a blank page. It costs £4.99 and 20% of sales go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n4

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems Well what else would you watch? Apart from the porn, I mean.

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark I can do good sex too, if the occasion warrants it.

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AND NOW WE ARE AT 96%. There’s just that little bit to fill at the end! stilgherrian.com/endofspring2020 pic.twitter.com/8pj300NN2G

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If all this is “WFT?” just look for “The 9pm Edict” in your favourite podcast app.

Check out the Spring Series 202..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v4

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Looking further ahead, if we get to the 4-hour livestream, there’s another goal beyond that to make an end-of-year..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KN

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And of course if you pledge certain amounts you can get TRIGGER WORDS and CONVERSATION TOPICS to throw into this li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6I

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I’ve already created The 9pm Bad Sex Submission Form. forms.gle/eLfy6zBWahbh16… The jokes just write themselves, folks.

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That’s for a 2-hour livestream. Another $100 makes it three hours. $100 after that makes it four.

Not only will I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XI

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The stretch goal gets you “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State Election Live” to be livestreamed next Saturday.

BAD SE..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V

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This is a crowdfunding thing. We’ve already got the first goal, which is five episodes of “The 9pm Edict” podcast w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gk

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ATTENTION PLEASE IT IS BAD SEX LIVESTREAM PROMOTION TIME!

We are so VERY CLOSE to “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ya

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Hey @R_Chirgwin we are now in the SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING zone hurrah! bom.gov.au/products/IDN21… pic.twitter.com/dvMAWyOA8A

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems Yes, nothing shits be more than movies where professional teams suddenly start falli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dj

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DrEricDing 📍BREAKING—US sets another new record of 83,0009 cases in a single day. This comes after 77,000 cases were r.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IZT

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“Sir Robert Menzies on the White Australia Policy” (1m10s) youtube.com/watch?v=JhvmsV… “Calling a man a racist” is “one..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PR

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@gathgwyn Oh dear. “Merry go round of life Howl’s moving catsle OST for Meow” youtube.com/watch?v=G1mWfv… This cat seems to live in the piano.

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@damana @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron I changed it. You’ll never guess it now.

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@gathgwyn Cats should not sleep inside a piano.

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Some cats are just stubborn, @gathgwyn. “Meowzart - Rondo Alla Turca Meowssage” youtube.com/watch?v=pLxm6o…

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genderoftheday Today’s gender is no.

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@RealNickHodge @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron Now IU’m trying to remember the order that the Platypus and I ranked them in.

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@paulwallbank @mediahunter What will you doing with them after that?

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@SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron ICYMI in January, “The 9pm Authentic Aussie Inauthentic Robot Food Politics, with Added..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sc

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Hey @SnarkyPlatypus @glengyron there’s two new Arnott’s Shapes Aussie Legends flavours to try! Lamb & Rosemary and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fc

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awelder The assumption behind pieces like this is that you have to be tough and clever to keep ahead of the press gallery…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K8

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@oberonsghost The whole article is wonderful. The Christian Science Monitor sometimes has some fantastic writing.

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Here we go. “Lang Hancock: iron-ore monarch with rich lode of ideas” (27 Jul 1981) csmonitor.com/1981/0727/0727…

Loving..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rc

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Sat plan, remainder: Stock the fridge; plug the Pozible campaign to see if we can hit that stretch target tonight (..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…be

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Back at @bunjaree and only slightly soggy.

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Mask-wearers on that train numbered under 5%.

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@staticsan Ah yes, one of the spring Picnic Trains.

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94% now, but I’ll have to update and thank people properly a little later because I’m going mobile now.

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libertyuprising the increased frequency of explosions within countries the u.s. is sanctioning is probably just a coincidence twitter.com/svnewsalerts/s…

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@DrRhysPockett @oberonsghost @Iridescent Most of these bling for the stupidly rich things are utterly tasteless. Li..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF

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@franksting @jpwarren I’ve been meaning to make some little “This is a Quiet Carriage” cards.

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And now we’re at 93% of the BAD SEX target. Thank you. I know you all want to make “The 9pm Halloween Bad Sex State..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cu

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@strikhedonia01 Heh. The one that I only learned a couple years ago was “anodyne”. :)

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@jplonie I would also like to apologise for my typing in that tweet.

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Enjoying @KarenMMiddleton’s @SatPaper exposition of THAT Western Sydney airport land deal and especially this sente..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZW

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@GreenJ Well you’d have to be pretty flexible, I grant you. And at our age…

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@twcau It does appear be, yes. Added to the ever-lengthening to-watch queue. Thank you.

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@jplonie There is’t a pub in Royal Natiuonal Park.

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NewtonMark Member of the Board of Directors of Australia Post, in receipt of performance incentive bonuses. pic.twitter.com/cnGcgSc8uW

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maximum_sincere Surely this sort of stuff was the entire point of routing welfare payments through employers. twitter.com/joshbbornstein…

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@Hippopeteamus @damana I’m not sure. Maybe ask Richard Gere?

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@juhasaarinen It’s not nice to think about anything, really, but sometimes it must be done.

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Probably not such an appealing message for the electorate, but it’s time to start being honest about things.

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Stilgherrian 2020: Fuck off you mendacious little fluffcunt. twitter.com/johnmoe/status…

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@developerjack It’s true, they are. Let me know how many you get.

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@developerjack What brings you to the Mountains today?

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@developerjack The top number is the timetabled time. The lower number is live from The System. The 10.44 will be d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ox

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JTHVerhovek The Biden campaign purchased the domain name TrumpCovidPlan.com and this is what it redirects to pic.twitter.com/5axG1Ku9OU

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@SatPaper It should really be which one is NOT a verb.

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I am happy to have gotten 6/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2020/10/24 Even so, this question. Rea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qs

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@fictillius @NewtonMark @bunjaree I KNOW HOW TO READ THE CHART AND IT HAS LABELS EXPLAINING WHAT IT MEANS I AM NOT STUPID.

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Hurrah! Though @bunjaree is only in the Yellow Zone for now. twitter.com/BOM_NSW/status…

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SatPaper This week’s cartoon, by @jonkudelkasatpa.pe/carto9nvb

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iamspacegirl the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

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@jeamland It’s certainly along my lines, yes. Thank you.

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dorsalstream I’m sorry, he rented to whom now? pic.twitter.com/EMRo0JU2gc

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AudreyStJames1 “Waiting in line to vote, somebody pulls up and asks ” How long have you been waiting to vote?” Some guy in the ba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jw

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This one isn’t really parody, is it. twitter.com/culturewars2/s…

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stilgherrian And here’s another one. twitter.com/ZDNet/status/1…

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stilgherrian Oh look, the first of the videos from last week’s @zdnetaustralia shoot are starting to come through, I wish someon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iU

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TubeTimeUS Tesla changed their firmware to try and improve the driver alerts, but the NTSB doesn’t think it’s enough. i agree..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uQ

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PessimistsArc Telegraphy meant information arriving in mins not days.

Real reaction from 1858:
𝚃𝚎𝚗 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DQ

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Hey @dobes, this @davpope from the other day is rather good. pic.twitter.com/QdDMGo9iqV

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@joneaves Ah, that probably also explains why when I roll a cursor over your name I don’t get a link to send you messages (through Pozible).

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MelissaWrites22 TRUMP’S EYES WHEN BIDEN SAID “COCAINE!” Omg! 😳 pic.twitter.com/wNJNsHmeOl

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@Sam_Hickey Just a rain band here. 2.4mm or so.

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MattLaslo I don’t want to jinx it, but the 2016 Election is almost over folks!

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Sat plan: Slow start; shopping and errands, Katoomba; lazy afternoon and evening. I’m finally getting the hang of w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fv

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stilgherrian It’s the final weekend of the 2020 Aussie Backyard* Bird Count. aussiebirdcount.org.au The app is really good and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aa

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@joneaves In what way? Let me guess. It passes those address thru to, say, PayPal and everything gets confusing?

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I’m looking forward to this alleged thunderstorm in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/GtSHCOH3qK

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UPDATE: No new pledges overnight so we’re still at 91% of this first stretch target, and I’m pleased and thankful…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qb

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Saturday. Look behind the furniture for the hidden Gateway. Enter it. Saturday.

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