Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 11th, 2021

“period drama costume designers these days” youtube.com/watch?v=f0fqnP…

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stilgherrian I see they’re on the Good Drugs at the ACCC, so obviously that’s not an uncompetitive marketplace or whatever. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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stilgherrian Person on JobSeeker: “It’s really tough now that we’re back to living in deep poverty.”
Scott Morrison: “Here, have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

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stilgherrian What if the govt just gave everyone some money and then they’d buy whatever they needed or wanted without govt havi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W1

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phbarratt I’m old enough to remember when government policy was developed by public officials. twitter.com/twuaus/status/…

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The previous episodes are all at youtube.com/c/stilgherrian… though I should probably start organising better playlist structures.

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EXACTLY ONE WEEK FROM RIGHT NOW: “The 8pm Quiz” S02 E02 is on Thu 18 Mar at 8pm AEDT. youtube.com/watch?v=qDMc4H…

Set..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FR

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@morebento The forecast is 11mm, which is another 7mm or so for tonight. I’m not believing it.

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I bet it won’t actually go for five yours.

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@whyteboxer She really needs to sort this out.

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Electricity outage at Wentworth Falls station and it looks like through the town too. Trains are still running OK though.

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Option1 @stilgherrian Congratulations on some truly moronic generalisation of the most ignorant and discriminatory kind. C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SW

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marccold ME: *doing my “intro to metadata” talk* controlled vocabs are helpful because English can have many words for the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ok

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@whyteboxer Hello. Hope the town is doing right by you tonight.

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@KarlettaA At least it creates a bit of excitement.

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Yeah this is what I’m looking forward to. I’ll be making soup. pic.twitter.com/TIlz1kL4v2

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@ServiceNSW Thanks for letting me know. People where I was were generally patient, which was nice. Or feels like pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2u

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@shaneoneill I think you’ll be OK. I think I’ll cop the storm.

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@stevo_twistie And I wouldn’t trust him with the paperwork because he’s shonky all fuck.

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We’ve made it to Springwood so I think weren’t going to be OK.

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@phil_gilmore Lol that is indeed part of the problem. Not you specifically, obviously.

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@Ng88Mr Yeah I don’t get why so many people drive. I mean there’s plenty of good reasons to do so, but for so many people it’s just habit.

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Past Emu Plains now, so the Uphill begins.

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My is making odd grinding noises. I get the feeling it’s going to break down. We’ve just arrived at Pe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aL

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Tom_Swann Taylor: we require coal generators to give three years notice of closure so the market can respond

Coal power: we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iw

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Tom_Swann Taylor: We can’t close coal power, there will be chaos

Everyone: we need a plan, if we have a plan everything will..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dX

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@voltagex No you’ve got 3 good years left, and 5 shit ones, but the order will be unpredictable.

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Heads full of 1970s and 1980s student politics, ancient grudges, nostalgia, and rancid oatmeal have no place in a m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

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No one over 40yo should be permitted to run for public office or hold a job at the senior executive level of the pu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2v

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@moylecroft This is a wonderful bit of overreach that @SnarkyPlatypus would also enjoy.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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sommervilletv We laughed then, little realising it would soon be all of us. twitter.com/phil_lewis_/st…

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@franksting Oh OK. It’s quite possible I was thinking of a US example.

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PianoREDACTED this is my favorite image pic.twitter.com/BCt5MjlFwJ

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@munin Look I grant you that toddlers operate at a whole different level of reality, but they still shouldn’t be ab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lI

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@carolduncan @stuv1k @CityNewcastle Wow. Just… wow. I mean, that robot did meet me, but I did nothing more than a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JB

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What what? Lol. I suppose I should look for the links to what this is all about. At least it wasn’t hackers clickin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb

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@franksting It is for the corporate market, I believe, but you’re right. It shouldn’t have to be that difficult whe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wp

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@leoniedoyle Non-peak domestic is generally the middle of the day or late evening rather than business trip commute..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dK

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@michaelmeloni Just the one camel, or should we line up a few dromedaries?

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@kels_316 Yes, because even though I’m not a driver and not really into motor vehicles, I’d Learn Something New, an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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kels_316 Poll: I would watch a weekly YouTube series of Kels restoring a completely muntered series landy he dragged out of a paddock for $100.

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figgled never forget pic.twitter.com/0jO2WEeXjJ

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@joelpmichael Not as appealing an offer as you might think.

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@akent Nope. I haven’t even used the phrase, let alone the hashtag.

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ROLLERCOASTER OF CONFUSION.

Weird thing, though. Rollercoasters run on a fixed track so there’s literally nothing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ED

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AnarchyCoo ABOLISH HETEROSEXUALITY. pic.twitter.com/6bZcJE2Ogt

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@itgrrl I had an alternate, more corporate-friendly title. I even did one course for IBM comms staff in Sydney. In..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YY

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@_midofo_ Exactly. Well, the straight-line distance from London to Berlin is a bit over 900km. Same area.

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@markynana @AbstractCode Lol that’s basically all of them isn’t it.

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@davidjfindlay Yeah it’s surprising how many PR people know so little about effective communication. Short-term “Oh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XI

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I should resurrect my half-day training course, “How to speak like a human”.

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Not a go at @ServiceNSW as such. People working in government and corporations learn to speak in vague cliches beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fK

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I am only slightly* dumb, but it didn’t occur to me that “an issue affecting multiple Service NSW transactions and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7E

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Alas this is not a useful notice. I know no one asked for my view, but a vague ” issue” (the word is “problem” or “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GT

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GuardianAus NSW police to send text alerts to people near where a missing person was last seen theguardian.com/australia-news…

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@indiescribe I gather this is a common thing, but so far there isn’t one that I’ve particularly needed to join.

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@bignominious2 Not “everyone” obviously, but “Not everyone knows X” is true for all values of X. The people who need to know, know.

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This is what the world needs right now. twitter.com/JorgeWritesCod…

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gathara Today in twitter.com/NikkiMcR/statu…

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minteclair1 @DigiDyson This is the first thing that came to my mind when I read this. This shit applies to a lot of weebs as we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ga

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DigiDyson Uh oh 🤪 black people pic.twitter.com/JSRZrEmSkg

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@bignominious2 There’s no obsession. I’m just letting people know where I am.

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“Secret Service Worry Major Biden’s Behavior Influenced By Time Spent On Far-Right Dog Forums” theonion.com/secret-service…

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I have never used a Discord server.

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Lol two ships in a bunch of ocean as wide as the distance from London to Berlin is “the same area”. twitter.com/rdmartinson88/…

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@AbstractCode One afternoon an older woman, a complete stranger, just poked me in the chest and called me a liar. “..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8G

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This is like that horrible old joke about fragrance.

“What does Susan put behind her ears to attract men?”

“Her a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7z

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If I were to sell t-shirts, and you were to buy them, what should I put on them?

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HartWexford If PRGuy is ever found to be on the Victorian Labor Party payroll, 99% of the Australian public would be hearing th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a7

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Your_Pal_Billy Just ordered a taco in London and this is what they gave me. pic.twitter.com/uiX4nji8bC

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yokoonobot Me: How many currys can you fit in a box of teabags?
Interviewer: I meant any questions about the job.

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So yes, the Service NSW app is currently having problems doing COVID Safe QR code checkins, though the venue’s web..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vc

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SaeedDiCaprio my fridge has a screen so sometimes I get bored and photoshop myself to make it look like im in there pic.twitter.com/F21x8g7xbh

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@ServiceNSW No worries, just checking that it’s a known problem. :)

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@ServiceNSW The bar code is correctly identifying the venue but the app fails when reporting in. Also a similar err..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xj

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Hey @ServiceNSW is the latest app download for iOS broken? Getting this consistently for three places now in Haymar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hl

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@sgbett_614 @handcashapp Dumb mistakes in writing, read by tens of thousands of people. I’m not the kind of person..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nN

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patriottakes Because he’s not. pic.twitter.com/M8wzRFWvgz

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I dunno about you @RealNickHodge @dobes but we were constantly having to deal with this stuff on the farm. twitter.com/aflashbak/stat…

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GordyPls To be honest, it’s a pretty good analogy of Australian Values to tweet promotions in Arabic and Vietnamese encourag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kI

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Yamiche Former President Trump is releasing statements that read like tweets on letterhead. pic.twitter.com/bGJaaRvPzf

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Well at least if Morrison can’t count the Health boss can. twitter.com/Sue_Dunlevy/st…

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@sgbett_614 @handcashapp Lol I once had to donate $100 to the chosen charity of a politician I don’t respect becaus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LT

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ellybaxterpr Very bodybuilder forum areas twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/st…

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@sgbett_614 @handcashapp Putting aside the clouds for the moment, I’ll get back to you when I’ve looked at that app. Probably tonight. :)

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TheAndrewNadeau Just realized since James Bond kills those people right after making a pun about their death nobody knows what he s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…B3

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Mesut_Ausil being a film critic is the easiest job in the world. you just have to keep your eyes open for 90 minutes and then t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NV

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eveforward Rage, rage against the dying of the light pic.twitter.com/cE5IJWBW1E

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I declare this Saturday 13 March “World Pants Off for Piers Day”.

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mspricklefinger Playing Barbies with 4 and she has always said “cock-a-doodle-do” when it’s time for the Barbies to wake up but she..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8q

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dariodactyl Lent is a great time to spread the word pic.twitter.com/o2o9SXrxp0

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OzKitsch Wait til you meet the co-pilot twitter.com/aap_photos/sta… pic.twitter.com/adZGILvYQP

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NewtonMark This is very funny. (and true) twitter.com/NordicNomadEsq…

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@miscx No. If I’m going to do it I’ll use a proper notarised certificate on a piece of paper.

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James_Jeffrey Breaking a silence that tiny is like splitting an atom. twitter.com/latimesent/sta…

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@jonoabroad @NuclearAnthro Sure, but I draw the line at glowing in the dark.

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@NuclearAnthro I have never been on a date where radioactivity was a bonus.

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Would anyone like to buy this tweet?

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@captain_stavros @kcarruthers Yeah I’ve never thought that mocking aspects of a religious ritual is particularly ta..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yr

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mwyres Once a cockhead, always a cockhead… pic.twitter.com/PJWbTTvYgl

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James_Jeffrey The neighbour’s cat has acquired a taste for our skylight. pic.twitter.com/6brcEndLBp

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Eject Canada from the Commonwealth NOW. twitter.com/CAFinUS/status…

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@kels_316 @campbell_kwan @NewtonMark Curious. Why can’t the free market solve THIS one? ;)

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“CASA to trial automated digital approvals for commercial drone operators” by @campbell_kwan, so both @NewtonMark a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bh

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“Australian Public Service identifies agencies suffer from critical tech talent shortage” by @achanthadavong..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VQ

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@rohan_p @NewtonMark @BundyB The IP address might have to change, though, for operational reasons. So how about we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sW

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@KyBusiness Putting that aside, it is of course an image designed to make the thumb-upper the centre of the event,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ui

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@KyBusiness Now I want to apply some Science to this. The cultural aspects of the thumbs-up when in the context of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iq

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To drop an agreed-upon national audit program to pursue a specific new claim based on the fact you don’t like Dutto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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I’ve already some aus pol hash tag idiocy about ANAO being “useless” or even biased if they don’t take on this audi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mV

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“Australian National Audit Office ‘considering’ an audit of the Safer Communities Fund scheme overseen by Peter Dut..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ub

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What a fucking tool. Normal people don’t do this. twitter.com/aap_photos/sta…

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Listen to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “The pandemic is officially a year old. We’ve learnt so much.” pca.st/eh69aclm

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Thu plan: Slow start with shitposting (Oh, you noticed?); errands and shopping, Thaitown; train to Wentworth Falls;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wQ

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YesThatMGibson The legal system is about to implode. pic.twitter.com/2Z2hpsO2R3

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@jpwarren Can I choose two of the sex objectives?

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I see they’re on the Good Drugs at the ACCC, so obviously that’s not an uncompetitive marketplace or whatever. twitter.com/rohan_p/status…

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Person on JobSeeker: “It’s really tough now that we’re back to living in deep poverty.”
Scott Morrison: “Here, have..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lZ

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I reckon a casual reader might well be forgiven for thinking this is Morrison’s standard schtick. Promise a big spe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gp

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A neat trick. Morrison wanted to make sure the Budget showed a return to surplus, but this reef money was over thre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…14

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Oh, and that $444 million to the Great Barrier Reef Foundation? thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/…

That was a Scott-as-Treasu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rR

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Has there been a story since this one about why Scott Morrison was sacked from Tourism Australia?..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6l

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As an aside, since Morrison worked in tourism and probably knows people in tourism and probably still communicates..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1s

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What if the govt just gave everyone some money and then they’d buy whatever they needed or wanted without govt havi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W1

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@glengyron Pffft! What kind of spoon? Did they use their left hand or right?

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Apparently it’s going to be a damp one in Sydney but can you trust anyone these days? pic.twitter.com/JFEFccqPK7

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JasonIsbell Ok I’m not saying they should do this, but if it was me I’d put in the will that the pallbearers had to flip me ove..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TJ

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THIS IS WHERE THEY BEGIN EATING EACH OTHER LIKE AFTER AN AIRLINER CRASHES IN THE SNOW. twitter.com/michellegratta…

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@SubinthePub I had to look up who that was. No, I am not Larry David. He seems to be even older than me.

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Goddammit there was one more bit I wanted to mention but it’s gone now. Botheration.

This is actually a sign that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ce

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I had to get to Salisbury, which is to the north of Parafield Gardens, but in the dream it was to the south, where..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ai

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Also, the taxi drivers had the passengers facing them so they could perform life coaching and other counselling ser..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1e

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A sign on the taxi boasted they they had the youngest drivers of any taxi company, but I saw a taxi pull out whose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Je

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There was a taxi stand nearby, but the taxis were weird. For a start, they were long and had a third row of seats l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rf

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There was a bus stop nearby, but I couldn’t find a timetable because someone has put up posters complaining how the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ax

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I didn’t get to the station until I was running late, for what I’m not sure, and only then did I find out the train..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j7

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Let me tell you a couple of quick things about a dream I just had, before they fade from my memory. Many of these t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y8

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Thursday. Write down all the things that are happening right now. Throw them away. Thursday.

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