Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 23rd, 2021

The plan did say “quiet evening” and indeed I think I’ll have a very early one. Gorn.

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yokoonobot I don’t rely on ducks. Ducks are manmade for our convenience, and in reality, they do not exist.

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@andrewdotnich I like the image but it takes a few words to explain.

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karenlsweeney Women to PM: Come stand with us at the March 4 Justice.

PM: No thanks.

PM a week later: I need women to stand with me.

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This is excellent, just the sort of thing I meant. twitter.com/natebrooks23/s…

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stilgherrian If you need something uplifting after Morrison’s lamentable performance this morning, you could always listen to my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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superscriber Los Angeles man who smeared semen over items on work colleague’s desk forced to register as sex offender |..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zt

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EXACTLY 48 HOURS FROM NOW: “The 8pm Quiz” is livestreamed this Thu 25 Mar at 8pm AEDT, rescheduled from last week…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wV

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stilgherrian And who can resist goid rates? I don’t know the weather that far ahead, but after good rains the birds are usually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IY

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Hmmm. Your replies are disturbing. I was thinking something that was more like a contrast with the abstract concept..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oQ

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_BertHandsome The only thing saving Scott Morrison at the moment is the fact Peter Dutton doesn’t know how to count.

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This raises a number of questions for me. twitter.com/charlesa_1953/…

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In the White House Oval Office they have the Resolute Desk. What’s the one on Scott Morrison’s office called? twitter.com/TroyPSimpson/s…

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davidghamilton1 Fire quoll when ready! 💨 pic.twitter.com/FrnFV2Sgc2

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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TIL that Cirque du Soleil backpacks are a thing and by God am I judging the person who was wearing it. pic.twitter.com/cJdMspPZYN

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auhansard_said masturbated

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@AncientSpoonbil Yep, thanks, just a bit drab after all the grey days.

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@AncientSpoonbil I’m told they do, but right now that would mean moving from this seat that I’m sitting in. Too complicated.

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marquelawyers “I need women to stand with me” says Scott, one week after 10,000 women stood literally outside his office while he..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To

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I think I’ll have a quick meal before getting the train back up the hill. I really don’t have any motivation to do anything today.

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UNSW From the HIV/AIDS epidemic to , what have we learnt and what do we still need to learn?

Join Dr Anthony S…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MP

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I’ve always really loved this genre of @ApostrophePong’s work. Someone needs to sort out another gallery exhibition..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jg

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Someone needs to explain to me this new-ish usage of “flex”.

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“Read the transcript of Scott Morrison’s wide-ranging media conference on sexism in Parliament”
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SuperCroup If you are one of these genders and you eat beef, which of these options best describes how you like your steak cooked?

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And who can resist goid rates? I don’t know the weather that far ahead, but after good rains the birds are usually..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IY

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It’s very grey out there today. This is a frame from a video I shot a short time ago. pic.twitter.com/HLG17dNG0O

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dannolan alan jones sydney dam defamation challenge

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@NewtonMark @CARROT_app Like all multinational data, weather data is presented consistently to standards. So many standards.

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davidghamilton1 Quantitative = “There are 2 quolls”

Qualitative = “The quolls are different colour morphs”

Quollitative = Any dat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S3

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I’d missed this yesterday. “Saudi Aramco to prioritise energy supply to China for half a century.”
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@elronxenu Yeah he’s trying to play down Parliament House as being especially bad.

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bitcoin_txt Bought this morning (GMT) and have lost 6% already. This was my first taste of crypto as well.

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@NKW2 @_BertHandsome @swearyanthony Lol I literally just looked. Yes, water level rising. Will it finally go into the river today?

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@jckkrr The first screenshot is @CARROT_app, which is my main one. The second is from ozPDA’s Oz Weather Plus becau..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fn

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Now that I think about it, that was the case for me too until relatively recently. Maybe I have accidentally reveal..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0

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@NewtonMark @CARROT_app I’d just switched to check the Mountains forecast, where there are active flood warnings. M..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rh

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@NewtonMark @CARROT_app That’s weird. I am also using WillyWeather. Are you on a paid tier?

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@aleeb88 It was a great chat. I might ask Pat to come on again next series.

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@kaffando Lol no that’s @patstokes, my guest. Please direct any further rug-related enquiries to him.

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@aleeb88 Alas I don’t recall any tears. We were having too much fun talking about death, or something.

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If you need something uplifting after Morrison’s lamentable performance this morning, you could always listen to my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JV

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auspolwatch TurnbullMalcolm liked this tweet: twitter.com/marquelawyers/…

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sexenheimer Beginning to get the impression that this Morrison chap isn’t very good.

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TheKennyDevine Andrew Clennell says that PMO has now told him the the complaint Scott Morrison referred to *wasn’t* related to his..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5z

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jonkudelka Can’t believe nobody’s counting the numbers this morning.

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NSWSES ⚠MAJOR FLOOD FOR HAWKESBURY RIVER AT NORTH RICHMOND⚠ Major flooding is current at North Richmond and Windsor. Flood..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jp

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@glengyron @dobes Should we keep going? I’m fine with committing defo because I have no assets to lose.

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I probably shouldn’t have watched that. It’s put me into the wrong kind of mood for today.

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@glengyron Alan Jones has some toilet history but that’s different.

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@glengyron @dobes Oh right, so you’re saying he bashes his wife?

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Oh FFS we were watching. He did not “break down”. twitter.com/10NewsFirst/st…

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@dobes @glengyron “Today we saw a refreshingly new, more vulnerable Scott Morrison, willing to allow his more femin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nj

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@expectproblems @GordyPls Well most people have various asymmetries.

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AmyRemeikis Gosh, it must be so damn hard when people interpret you wrong. So sorry people have misinterpreted so many words a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cY

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@expectproblems @GordyPls It’s about posting a photo that the selfie-taker will see as themselves and like. It’s weird.

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leighsales We have invited the Prime Minister for an interview with me on tonight on women’s issues.

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JoshButler Approximately 15 minutes between almost crying on national TV about sexual assault allegations, to angrily outing d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2

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@katgallow Pffft! All you lawyers and your “evidence”. He just had a press conference!

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mrseankelly For a little while, this press conference seemed significant. Some of it was, perhaps (only perhaps). But still an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…72

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@ssharwood There are ways to model this. Very much @snurb_dot_info and team territory.

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snurb_dot_info After that performance, I think we can confidently predict that Morrison’s home improvement photo op scheduled for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fc

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katgallow Make no mistake. Despite his assertions to the contrary, there is no evidence that this PM or this government is in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Eb

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@crgentle @jetztgibtshaue IANAL, but I have had some media-organisation training in defamation law, and yes. It’s s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nj

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jrhennessy imagine being the person who made that complaint and seeing scott morrison using as some kind of mutually assured d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ob

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sallywhyte How horrific for the woman who made a HR complaint about being harassed by someone in her workplace, to have it use..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o0

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“I believe in my girls. I believe in all the women of Australia,” and Morrison has left the stage. So there we have it.

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Here’s the live transcript. I keep forgetting to use Tveeder for these events. twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…

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This too. Since the Sky journo didn’t know about this, presumably others didn’t either. But now Sky’s internal rumo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Iy

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This is a relevant question. Why indeed does the PM know about internal HR issues at Sky News? twitter.com/jetztgibtshaue…

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AndrewPStreet Jenny evidently gave Scott some perspective, possibly asking “what if that was one of *our* desks?”

I’m glad that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TU

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@bobbiejay14 See correction. Wasn’t Probyn. My mistake.

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An “Andrew” posited that parliament’s culture isn’t up to scratch, Morrison did a “I’ll take you up on that. Look a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y7

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CORRECTION: Oh dear. Morrison is going for whataboutism at Sky News where there’s apparently an allegation being de..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…20

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It took a month to get here because being PM is a very big job, you know.

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Ah, here’s the angle. This is much bigger than the bad things that happened in this place, and we need to be thankf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6A

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The phrase you’re after here, @sspencer_63 @BernardKeane, is “revealing his vulnerable side” or some such. “We saw..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nQ

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Yes, Fiona. Now be a good girl and step up.

And then like a button was pressed, he switches tone back down to a f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…b6

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A few too many sentences there at the end all starting with the words “I need…”. It’s not about you, mate.

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“For me in my House, where I work, we must do better.” A curious sentence.

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I won’t try to repeat what he’s saying. That will be reported everywhere. I’m watching his face and how he’s reacting to his own words.

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The ferret is reversing at high speed.

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“I welcome the spotlight,” he says. And now he’s apologising with a “no offence intended” statement. “I accept that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tI

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No sense from him yet that he’s the bloke in charge.

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Onto the other thing, he begins with these words: “I am shocked and I am disgusted. It is shameful. It is absolutel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S7

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@FionaKatauskas He’s already said that’s coming in the second half.

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Listing some ADF deployments, including two helicopter for evacuation, probably 500–800 humans for cleanup. Missedtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…eIJe

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All the flood stuff it just repeating things we already know. Weather forecasts, statistics, etc. Does say “If it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xu

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He’s going to talk floods and the “disgusting and shocking reports” drawn to his attention last night.

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@franksting @caseyjohnellis Yeah my mood has been a bit shit through all of this.

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We’re waiting for the PM. As usual, they press conference is called for a specific time, and yet they never ever st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W2

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Well I mean I would watch that, but not in a good way. twitter.com/glengyron/stat…

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This is now. Against my better judgement, I’m turning on a news stream. twitter.com/political_aler…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Could German researchers have found a link between Astra and blood clots..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MN

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bradsprigg Meanwhile in Canberra….
youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9EC…

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Which is to say, Birmo thinks the “cultural training and guidance” these chaps have already received through family..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4N

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@TheIronMonk3 I’ll need danger money, or an emotional support animal.

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TaylorLorenz Queen grandma of edits pic.twitter.com/M4wmpueeMB

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@DrRhysPockett Well it IS a motherfucking chart, so you should read it as one.

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“Together we are accelerating our ability to profit from sucking ever more people into this vortex of scam.”

I won..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oq

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@marcuskelson @YouTube May have to explain who Sally Struthers is.

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@caseyjohnellis That’s a screenshot in the tweet right there, Casey. :)

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Tue plan: Lazy morning with a few emails; shoot a grey video; errands and shopping, Thaitown; train to Wentworth Fa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA

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In Sydney the Great Sog continues for yet another day, again. pic.twitter.com/l9Rdi561kf

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@ladyhana The world is very strange right now.

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Tuesday. The repetition is frustrating. The repetition is frustrating. The repetition is frustrating. Tuesday.

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