Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 27th, 2021

It’s quite good seeing some of this footage in HD. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@Bergha2 Yeah good luck with that, mate.

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OK, we need more numbers. As I say, 11 May is the magical date. twitter.com/benraue/status…

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@smperris Yep, and we’ve seen both of those extremes over the years.

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So, Morrison has six weeks to sort this out and make sure neither Zali Steggall nor Craig Kelly choose to go with L..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yy

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@JeffJL54 I too would prefer blue cheese, but what can you do?

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@GordyPls @FrKarlSinclair Indeed. You listened, Karl? What’s she like?

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@GordyPls @BeachPhilosophy Nominative determinism is a wonderful phenomenon. Ping is also a grand name. I know two or three, I think.

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@JeffJL54 And if we use something else to make the Moon then it’s made of green cheese.

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@GordyPls @BeachPhilosophy I choose to not make fun of people’s names, for some reason. But yes that is quite remarkable.

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damonayoung Gandalf: what Sauron needs is—

Gimli: an axe to the skull!

Legolas: to burn in eternal fire!

Saruman: [suddenly.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pR4

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Since you didn’t ask, Bowman is a safe LNP seat. Probably. abc.net.au/news/elections… pic.twitter.com/rJD9qQiFxj

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@SnarkyPlatypus It’s Queensland. Anything could happen in Queensland.

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The interesting thing about being an MP is that there’s very little you actually *have* to do to perform the job, i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rA

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@kerrymcnasty @ThermiteBanana I already did all this. But someone actually needs to make a complaint to the police…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lE

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@NewtonMark Lunchtime press conference tomorrow, once his people have judged the mood of the morning TV shows.

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@SnarkyPlatypus @egadheg Same from a political perspective, I imagine. It all becomes bigger than the sum of its pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ve

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@SnarkyPlatypus @egadheg From a media perspective, when a story is running then editors will ask “What else do we h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wu

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@bigjsl We live in interesting times, JSL. :)

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Oh we have this too. I’ll have more to say about this is due course when it happens. twitter.com/ljayes/status/…

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“Blue whale devoured alive by 75 orcas off coast of Australia” youtube.com/watch?v=CxTsoD… Attn: @ScottMorrisonMP.

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@DanielJBatt You’re right. Depends how you want to count it, and what happens next I guess. Who promises what is the key to all this now.

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“Every Old School Computer Game” by @MisterABK youtube.com/watch?v=goovFv…

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@JohnBirmingham Yes. Yes, you should. For Wednesday. I’m sure someone will pay you money fo that.

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FedeItaliano76 ‘Creature of industry’ (Donetsk, Ukraine) by Czech photographer Viktor Macha rferl.org/a/technology-i… pic.twitter.com/DBD2KYQCA7

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@robdotcom71 And as I’ve just added to the thread, the observation itself is a crime. This will all be very interesting.

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So to recap, we have two witnesses and an unsworn confession to an alleged act which on the surface appears to fall..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tD

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I retract that. The law says “observation or visual recording”. Lack of photo is not relevant.

Also to clarify, “’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…I9

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@GordyPls A key element should be that Laming allegedly moved his position to behind the counter, where he presumab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ba

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@awelder I mean they *should* have been made by now, but we live in strange times. I can image there’s a certain se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sD

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Given this, though, and especially in the absence of the photo, I can see the Queensland DPP staying well away from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8G

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@GordyPls Fair question. The Nine script says “lewd photo” and “underwear exposed”. The law says “when the observat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…67

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So we have two witnesses, and the Laming has made an (unsworn) public confession, and the circumstances of the offe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KV

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It has just been brought to my attention that the specific scenario which is being alleged re Andrew Laming is an a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ka

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Parliament next sits on Tue 11 May, which is Budget Night. I am now clearing out my schedule.

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So here’s Morrison’s problem. If he kicks Laming out of the party — because he can’t kick an elected MP out of Parl.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GOH

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@_midofo_ Do let me know how you go. I’m wondering if the questions are too difficult.

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@peterrenshaw I know people in Melbourne have trouble accepting this, but Canberra is the nation’s capital. :P

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@indiescribe 30 seems to have been a good score in this one.

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@jetztgibtshaue What, a court order? Maybe you mean “ordnance”.

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ToryShepherd A ladybird landed on his nose pic.twitter.com/jKPfzDzi50

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Are you stuck at home and bored? You could always watch Thursday night’s “The 8pm Quiz” and see if you can beat any..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hO

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@rgmerk “Well I was going to have a party and then a mate said ‘Hey can you bring a case?’ and so I did.”

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NanoRaptor In the early days of personal computing, software was often distributed on 3.5” cassette tapes. pic.twitter.com/qU8cb7RX3x

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The RAAF Centenary website is at airforce2021.airforce.gov.au and yeah there’s merch but that pays for the restoration of historic aircraft.

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2. A YouTube playlist, “Top 10 Iconic RAAF Aircraft” youtube.com/watch?v=VlmWS5…

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AVIATION FANS: The Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) turns 100 next week, so two things.

1. Spectacular Centenary..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mu

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davidallengreen ‘We are not public servants’ twitter.com/FedGlos/status…

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@NewtonMark Maybe Britain could have a navy.

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@NewtonMark “Hey Boris, have you thought of having a global economic empire?”

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@ProZD This is exactly it. “youtubers are so helpful” youtube.com/watch?v=bre0mo…

OK, I’ll stop now.

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@ProZD “letting someone use your phone” youtube.com/watch?v=BM5CUE…

There’s an art to making really, really short skit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ET

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astroehlein This is the first time that Eurovision has axed an act because of their song.

Lyrics included: ‘I will teach you..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ha

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@ProZD “TV detective vs tech guy” youtube.com/watch?v=S73nmM…

Now I’ll have to subscribe to his goddam channel.

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@ProZD “Nailing every high note in ‘Take On Me’” youtube.com/watch?v=0bfAwn…

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So recently I’ve been getting into @ProZD’s work, and here are a couple tiny videos I’ve particularly enjoyed.

“ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2Y

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TimWattsMP Why did Scott Morrison refer Andrew Laming to empathy training instead of the police?

We know that he wouldn’t eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5y

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@SnarkyPlatypus That’s my main gripe, yes. It’s an old gag poorly performed by people who are clearly wankers.

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cathywilcox1 Phil Gaetjens’ tie.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/5WaL56kxaP

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helbellina Wow these @markhumphries videos are getting really good twitter.com/KathSully/stat…

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TheShovel BREAKING: All Liberal Party MPs have been ordered to take ‘Don’t Be A Fuckwit’ training

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@SnarkyPlatypus @Gin_ev_ra Everyone is dusting off their dirt files, deciding whether to go full MAD or not.

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@mumbletwits Nope. I’m not sure why. I have more lemons than I can use.

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It’s only really just occurred to me that next weekend is Easter (except for those on the Orthodox calendar). I may..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sm

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I have poured myself a gin and tonic.

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yokoonobot “Should Paddy Ashdown apologise to an octopus?”

Yes: 38%
No: 62%

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dril might siphon some gasoline to generate a non fungible jordan peterson fortnite skin or what ever you fucking dopes think is good. idont know

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“2 Hours Of Squid To Relax/Study/Work To | Lofi Hip Hop | Monterey Bay Aquarium Krill Waves Radio”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QA

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @expectproblems I also noted a number of continuity problems, but yeah this wan’t a high-budget production.

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@JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @expectproblems OK, I watched it now. The beard was one of the highlights.

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@JustJimWillDo @expectproblems @_midofo_ Added to the queue for later, thank you. I love me a bit of narwhal action.

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“Jonathan Frakes Interrogates You” youtube.com/watch?v=GxPSAp…

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Also nearly 21 million views in one week. I’m trying not to cry. pic.twitter.com/aRgtj4IFlk

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This “Twins from Russia” video is not like that other ones I’ve seen. youtube.com/watch?v=CBV3C2…

‘We are an identical..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yd

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@HappySinger @patstokes There’s not that much context. I think the context of the current news is more important th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…67

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@HappySinger @patstokes How did it feel, breaking your routine?

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@swearyanthony @franksting @SatPaper I’m annoyed I didn’t get the Grammies question because that was all over the place and I did know.

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MarkRDuckett More heckling pic.twitter.com/eQpHssgl7J

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The Abetz School for Deportment and Mind Correction needs to be a thing, @dobes @joshgnosis @ashabeeeee @jpwarren. twitter.com/TonyHWindsor/s…

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Hey @NewtonMark is Aviation American Gin what all the best pilots recommend before flight? pic.twitter.com/k3PF6vMeRr

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RadioFreeTom Creating a “Space War College” is, for so many reasons, a bad idea, which almost certainly means that someone is go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fz

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@NewtonMark @paulkidd Somehow @chaser posted this story on 18 March, five days before the ship ran aground.

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@patstokes @jpwarren It was just a little EQ, a little compression, a little reverb. There was only so much to work with. ;)

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SkinnerPm Just sitting here waiting for a tweet about a think piece on how Game of Thrones explains the ship stuck in the Sue..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jJ

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@jpwarren @patstokes Yes, a lovely piece of silliness, and I managed to make the recording slightly less worse than it was. ;)

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_BertHandsome ….what the fuck are you talking about?

No I will not click the link. pic.twitter.com/Hmmie5ZpSz

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britl Language TikToks are a constant fave. pic.twitter.com/WpDKaXR8L5

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SMTuffy pic.twitter.com/CDkIbZaxQ8

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CephWarden An Octopus cyanea decloaking and recloaking pic.twitter.com/7i3hjGjvdq

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From the latest Viz, via a friend. Ping @gathgwyn for the attention of @DrRhysPockett @johnb78. pic.twitter.com/enZKAJXPo4

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@franksting @SatPaper Not bad at all. Bit of a giveaway on the perpendicular question, I thought.

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THIS IS DEFINITELY SUFFICIENTLY TRUE FOR ME. twitter.com/thesundaysport…

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I’m happy with 6/10 in the @SatPaper quiz this week. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/03/27

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markhumphries Always write these sketches to be topical and then people like Andrew Laming come along and make them evergreen. twitter.com/markhumphries/…

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Of course they did. Sigh. I’ve been told that “Kim’s Convenience” is quite good too. twitter.com/audrawilliams/…

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arielbogle best so far pic.twitter.com/4GkKbBL49U

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@jonoabroad That’s your nickname for it, eh?

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My calendar also says it’s Earth Hour tonight. Is that still much of a thing? It seems to have a website here in Au..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dF

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Ah, you can only change the odds display format if you’re logged in, but there’s a handy conversion chart…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sq

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I’m trying to switch it to “decimal” odds but it isn’t working. I suspect it’s because I’m a bit fierce with my coo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky

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Here’s some bettings odd on when the Never Given will be unstuck etc, but I don’t understand how the numbers are be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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Sat plan: Plod through a great many chores, but not so quickly that it feels like work. Laundry, cleaning, data wra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LK

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RadioFreeTom Make American Meth Great Again

There’s a @SethAMandel joke in here but I can’t quite get it twitter.com/therecount/sta…

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It’s a delightful day in the Blue Mountains again today, and for the next week. pic.twitter.com/YrW2qOOJPy

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Saturday. Science can now provide a far more accurate prediction for just how useless your life will be. Saturday.

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