Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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March 29th, 2021

GordyPls Facebook’s community standards explicitly allow you to photoshop a butthole on a politician. pic.twitter.com/NRNjWcM076

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generalslug has anybody written ted kaczynski to tell him about NFTs yet

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So tomorrow morning I’m chatting with @elisethoma5 for the next episode of “The 9pm Edict”. If you’re a supporter w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wE

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NewtonMark Your occasional reminder of the best document ever produced by the Government of the Commonwealth of Australia. pic.twitter.com/ETPY8Vqvco

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aleeb88 Fashion is relative of course but Auntie here is Next Level twitter.com/rschooley/stat…

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SaysSmithy Nine Entertainment appears set for a long battle to recover from a damaging cyber attack that hit over the weekend..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Dl

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chaser Liberal Party show off their deep understanding of women’s issues by paying Prime Minister for Women 66% less than..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MH

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BuchananLiz choke points 🥶 pic.twitter.com/y69YsOTYZt

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PeterFegan9 BREAKING NEWS: @9NewsQueensland can confirm the young mother who claims Andrew Laming took a lewd photo of her has..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ig

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@bigjsl @LapTop006 @glendturner @dobes I’m trying Aviation American Gin for the first time. I rather like it.

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@jpwarren Somebody should’ve negotiated a bulk discount. Maybe I should check AusTender.

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_jakegroves Night drive in a 530e. Pressed the high beam assist button, but a message from the car essentially said “no, you ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YI

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@Rubenerd Hah! Excellent. And yes Newcastle’s history is fascinating. I have to add a correction at some point thou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wJ

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markhumphries Hiding in a corner of the kitchen devouring Easter eggs. Can’t tell if I’ve peaked or hit rock bottom.

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RossButter The weirdest paragraph from that Jennifer Arcuri exclusive pic.twitter.com/Tw3EjwRVI4

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chaser Morrison reshuffles cabinet over fears staffer might have had sex on it chaser.com.au/national/morri…

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@jamesrbuk Well that turned out to be surprisingly easy.

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We need a new word for the category “things which are not Rotterdam”. twitter.com/mickbk/status/…

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mickbk “But yes, you are going dozens of meters in the air with a crane to lift those containers, with a strong wind. That..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5i

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mickbk “If that does not work, then you will need to unload. And that is only possible by removing containers from the bow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qJ

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mickbk Moving it away from the canal bank, in which they will be less able to take advantage of the leverage on ship’s ste..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y5

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mickbk “The fact that it has rotated – yeah, that is actually the easiest part,” he said.

“But the bow is still stuck roctwitter.com/i/web/status/1…INSB

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mickbk He said that it may still be necessary to remove containers from the Ever Given’s bow.

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mickbk “We have seen many celebratory messages over the past week, but I will stick to the facts,” Peter Berdowski of Bosk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EQ

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mickbk URGENT: The bow of the Ever Given is still stuck “rock solid” and the movement achieved in the stern this morning w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kB

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R_Chirgwin Morrison’s best work yet. Without replacing anyone, he’s come up with an even worse cabinet.

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@jxeeno @dobes I guess taking a slash can be quite the experience for some people.

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tiredandstrong It’s now 24 days since “Brian Mc” started a petition to get rid of Golden Gaytimes that nobody LGBTQ asked for. He’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aZ

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@dobes Pity the Contact Traceys. “So what time did you go to the toilet that morning?”

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These euphemisms are getting worse and worse. twitter.com/R_Chirgwin/sta…

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chaser Government minister to be punished with cushy new job

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@dobes @davpope Maybe I should return this as my profile pic in honour of the promotion. pic.twitter.com/LYpiZN3iXe

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RashellHa Looking for a freelance video producer to join the team two days a week to work on some cracker social and digital..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TB

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I don’t understand why Senator Eric Abetz isn’t Minister for the Arts.

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oz_f Convinced that all the rave reviews from Sydney whites about Hamilton is down to the fact they’ve never heard hip-h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mx

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@LapTop006 @glendturner @bigjsl @dobes It is. But if I’m having a drink tonight, which is something still to be dec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7X

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Thank God it’s Friday.

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@glendturner @LapTop006 @bigjsl @dobes I am going to keep reading this thread but I won’t add any comments because the NBN makes me cry.

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TheShovel Exclusive pictures of Scott Morrison’s new cabinet pic.twitter.com/AISNWAK067

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KarlreMarks The red dots represent men shouting out unrequested advice to the rescue crew pic.twitter.com/ZGn7UYMMl6

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cameronwilson Senator Amanda Stoker has made assistant minnister for women today. She’s also pretty TERFy. This is a bit of a con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D3

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stilgherrian Reminder: If you want a ringtone that’ll annoy your friends and baffle your cats, here’s a magpie ringtone I prepar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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Only some of my magnificent Magpie Army are willing to forage for the dried meal worms I put out, and are still exp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wb

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@bigjsl @dobes Don’t tell me you didn’t read the story either?

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NewtonMark Albo trying out a Shorten-style zinger. For some reason, even though nobody has any balloons, you can hear the air..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lD

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Who is this polite man and what have you done with @DavidFeng? twitter.com/DavidFeng/stat…

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I’m not sure that “It wasn’t ALL illegal!” is the winning argument Senator Hughes seems to think it is.

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“Only the illegal parts of what we were doing were illegal.” twitter.com/lukehgomes/sta…

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wheelswordsmith like me, you should all ignore this imaginary ice cream cancellation that i’ve invented in my own head pic.twitter.com/HFwV83dzgs

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Backbench senator fighting the good* fight. twitter.com/GordyPls/statu…

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sexenheimer I reckon there’s a chance we may come to regret sending off some of our top sociopaths to learn how to fake empathy more convincingly.

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“Andrews takes over at Home Affairs as Dutton moves into Defence” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/andrew…

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Karen Andrews as Minister for Home Affairs, eh?

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@expectproblems Excellent. I’d been hoping for some relevant commentary.

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darkhorizons FLASHDANCE (1983)
Dir: Adrian Lyne
pic.twitter.com/EVvzFl8Rdj

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culturewars2 Striped t-shirts are poisoning centuries of Western traditions

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TheShovel Anyone know when the vaccine rollout starts in Australia?

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“Parrot Vibrates Frantically While Holding Plastic Cup - 989688” youtube.com/watch?v=ZUbmmI… For @HappySinger @dobes @purserj.

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misskylie77 Love this website pic.twitter.com/jIIsWCh0WJ

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RAAF Centenary Photo - Making Of video. youtube.com/watch?v=ZOAs-Z…

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“Born in Sydney, [Jeremy] Cordeaux began his career in radio during 1962, at the age of 16, when he became an erran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mt

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JaneyGodley One of My proudest days ! Thanks mate twitter.com/fantastic__mr/…

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@reselsnark Sometimes doing things more quickly isn’t as enjoyable.

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@sleepingdingo They are indeed very purple. I haven’t caught one of those trains yet. Given all the cheap holidays..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kO

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Sometimes not issuing a statement can be the better option. twitter.com/DanicaDeGiorgi…

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c0mmunicants I saw a bumper sticker that said “Make tea, not war”, and what a wild ride they are in for when they learn literally any fact about tea.

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nickschadegg the goal of the radical left is to cancel ice cream. these are the brave warriors risking diabetes and brainfreeze..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MO

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@franksting Joyful, isn’t it. It’s going to be so easy for fake sock puppets to flourish.

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@D_Keating It doesn’t matter what the story is, any mention of the NBN will result in people going on about fibre…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NN

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mainframed767 Look, its not a pizza. Its just dough in a round shape, with tomato sauce, toppings and cheese. twitter.com/AmazonFCDarla/…

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dobes I agree with all of this.

But this also means the Australian press gallery will never go for it. Especially point..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cH

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@BXGD No no, “Twitter war” is always the lede. :)

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@BXGD Indeed, they’re just direct statements in normal human language. Odd word choice.

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From today’s @crikey_news Crikey Work, the current fashion in excuses: It was a typo.

Pro Tip: If there’s a type y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PO

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TIL that Jeremy Cordeaux is still alive. Also, another story says he was talking with Peter Ford, who apparently is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N8

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hughriminton That’s a lot of doubling down… twitter.com/7NewsAdelaide/…

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@dobes “NBN Fixed Wireless Plus busy hour uploads barely over 4Mbps and ACCC is okay with that” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/nbn-fi…

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diannaeanderson This TikTok captures perfectly my feelings about where the Midwest is. pic.twitter.com/yECIv6LiS3

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In many countries “pissed” means drunk, and the phrase “pissed off” is used for the angry thing. Either way, this s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wb

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yokoonobot I love all 2013 desk calendars, especially when I see one that is very, very old. I always wonder how it survived,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uB

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I’m really hoping this was caused by a cat. twitter.com/US_Stratcom/st…

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“Memo to ScoMo: stop playing dress-ups and start leading the nation” crikey.com.au/2021/03/29/sco… pic.twitter.com/bAB7HwZgzx

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “No Brisbane snap lockdown? What’s changed?” So this question at least is..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…az

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JoeUchill Be the Canadian Forces you wish to see in the world. pic.twitter.com/KPLA5s7LF8

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I keep saying we should just erect Giant Transparent Domes.

“NBN hunting for long-term solution to lightning fryin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yL

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@jeffsonstein This whole saga is just… well if you’ve seen the news stories you know what it is.

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CanberraInsider Ballot papers from Australia’s first federal election, March 29 and 30, 1901 pic.twitter.com/m7XR3gWpnw

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course, along with links to interesting things. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, finally: Annoyingly slow start because reasons; story pitches; podcast pre-production for tomorrow’s reco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JY

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I shall tag @CptHollingworth and @expectproblems on this because I have no shame. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@snurb_dot_info Yeah I know nothing about it either lol.

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@snurb_dot_info There’s another new series: “Liberals: The Twilight Years”.

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@snurb_dot_info What, and remove the only engaging aspect of his personality?

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This new season of “Star Trek: Picard” seems to have suffered some budget cuts. pic.twitter.com/zuVK5hp9tr

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Has a press conference time been announced yet? The timing will be tactical I’m sure. twitter.com/ljayes/status/…

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BundjalungBud Kruger & Daryl? Just say you hate black people and be done with it twitter.com/dancingau/stat…

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thetomzone Chatterton Mad Libs- fill in the redactions with any words you want and it still scans as a Chatterton tweet! pic.twitter.com/G6HmiKrgR9

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lisaedwards02 For when it’s all gets too much for the discerning Hughes voter… (Photo credit Colin Ryan) Bring on the election!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cy

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holman istheshipstillstuck.com is such a great example of a page in 2021: capitalizes on current events, is a clear candid..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ks

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MicroSFF A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
“Greetings, Earthlings, we come in peace. Take us to-”
“Do you have a tra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q5

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It’s another sunny day in the Blue Mountains today. Mostly. pic.twitter.com/h55O0Ys4IE

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DrEmmaLJohnston The second act! pic.twitter.com/JDMTbtoONR

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Monday. The number is seven, the letter is M, the colour is grey. Monday.

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