Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 1st, 2021

OK I have a thing to do in the morning so I am going now. Gorn.

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@markrprior All manner of things. Need to mix it up a bit for balance.

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Also, even when they’re coming in at speed, I can throw a piece of food into the air almost at random and they’ll intercept it.

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They don’t swoop at me. The swoop to me and it’s all air brakes on as they hover near my head or wait patiently at my feet.

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Reviewing the jerkbird photos from this morning, I like that in the second one here the jerks are flying away but a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OP

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markhumphries Just filmed a pilot for @ABCTV’s new quiz show ‘Win The Week’. @alex_c_lee is a truly excellent host, quick with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MI

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_jbradley THREAD OF AUSTRALIAN PRIME MINISTERS AND THE ARIA NUMBER ONE SINGLE WHEN THEY TOOK OFFICE. pic.twitter.com/UuwgqQu4eH

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OrkneyLibrary We have an announcement.

It’s nice here.

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@feraldata I’m surprised we haven’t seen more of this sort of thing in the news, given that it could help explain things better.

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I hadn’t realised someone has publishing these. twitter.com/dbRaevn/status…

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@_midofo_ I’d never heard of him before. That first tiny video just blipped up in my SheepTunnel recommendations.

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I disagree with the sentiment but this is a great gag. twitter.com/oliyoung/statu…

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@tjmurph9 @cathywilcox1 Thanks so much. It was certainly fun to record.

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I have just eaten four pots of expired yoghurt.

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kenchengcomedy Disney-style origin story but for Piers Morgan that shows women of colour killed his mum

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@hutcho66 @jxeeno Yep. If NSW Health is listing the location then that’s where it goes. Agreed.

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@jxeeno It’s a shame the railway was never built. Or the nuclear reactor.

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OK folks what present geo data, where should @jxeeno list the covid exposure locations in the Jervis Bay Territory,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hm

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REMINDER: Use the @COVID19NearMeAU maps at covid19nearme.com.au to get a quick overview of the newly announced l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fu

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@swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren I was happier when I was asleep just now.

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“Do you think Margaret Thatcher had Girl Power?” youtube.com/watch?v=0G6RF5…

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@oberonsghost @ben_hr Yeah it’s not a bad payoff but it feels like there’d have to be quite the set-up.

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Picketer Murray the parrot is not putting up with your shit. twitter.com/jo_tovey/statu…

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@peterdeg Oh it’s not to do with that. I had the vaccine more than a week ago. It’s something else, something known and not a major concern.

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@jpwarren Look like I’ll have to dust off all the stuff I wrote years ago about this special guild members approach.

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@oberonsghost @ben_hr I genuinely did not know there was a ligature called stigma. Does this make my “joke” better or even worse?

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I have not been eaten by birds but I did fall asleep for four hours. That wasn’t in the plan. One hour, sure, or ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fF

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For the first 17 variants anyway, but then the 18th letter is definitely stigma. @ben_hr twitter.com/ben_hr/status/…

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Mind you, there’s also the protocol creep who took state funerals, originally for people who represented the state,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iS

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Do we know the name of this protocol creep yet? twitter.com/patrickkeneall…

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The vaccine race Australia is losing” pca.st/idc4ikdc

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@AbstractCode No no, you’re thinking of when MPs get hacked and the hackers just like porn tweets.

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BazzaCC This policy should catch on 🤔🤔🤔🚸🚸 pic.twitter.com/x0FZ8yqDCZ

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I voted “most” rather than “all” because a few of them would’ve had to get an intern to print it out for them. twitter.com/SWLRV/status/1…

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SWLRV How many male politicians in Australia do you think have accessed consensual adult online porn?😀

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “How could we let an aged care outbreak happen again?” pca.st/z7fp8m6g

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“Cara Delevingne Is Auctioning an NFT About Her Vagina” (13 May) hollywoodreporter.com/business/digit… pic.twitter.com/bLmRbkmet4

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@elyobo @rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes See also this unrelated news story for how silly this is all becoming.

“Cara..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xi

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@elyobo @rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes If so it’s a very elaborate joker, linked to long-established profiles and the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…on

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@expectproblems Wow not only was that in the Beforetimes, that was in the other Beforetimes!

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@cameronwilson Also, to be a downer, isn’t this a serious traffic offence?

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@trib @dobes @RealNickHodge This could well be a thing, yes.

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@haroldsmith3rd @rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes Yeah this is a phrase: “Disrupt the way people manage their need to be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sM

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@dobes Hah! That is very good yes. Excellent cows. @RealNickHodge would approve.

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@davidgerard @dawnstarau @rohan_p @dobes This is all horrifying. Note that the goal is not a social benefit. The go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SU

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@sylmobile @oberonsghost @purserj @andrewdotnich @dobes I am definitely the wrong shape to rock that jacket. She has a fabulous tailor.

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I have finally filed that lingering story for @zdnetaustralia and I await instructions on where to stick the sharp knife. I need a coffee.

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@oberonsghost @purserj @andrewdotnich @dobes I am. I also went out to look up in the trees and there’s more up ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hn

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Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Tue plan: Proof and file a story for @zdnetaustralia; laundry; an enormous pile of new-month administrivia and orga..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vr

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@andrewdotnich @dobes @purserj They’re the ones, yes. And literally just as I typed this one arrived.

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@jonoabroad ILooks like a perfectly normal day in a northern Russian city to me. Don’t judge.

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The official start to winter in the Blue Mountains is a bit of an ordinary autumn day. Winter is a state of mind. pic.twitter.com/mnrux0hdV1

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Tuesday. Imagine a lemur. Tuesday.

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