@franksting I’ve sort of seen them but my focus in the evenings is poor.
jimwebber @joneaves @twasink @stefancarlton Why do billionaires love space so much?
Guillotines need gravity to work.
joshgans Imagine spending 17 years waiting and then hearing a click only to find out it is David Attenborough. twitter.com/voxdotcom/stat…
@franksting Not to your family arrangements, no.
nickschadegg what if nothing is real. what if we’ve all died from the virus already and this is hell pic.twitter.com/VR5YtTC8S3
@JustJimWillDo @swearyanthony @benraue Didn’t notice sorry.
@DanielJBatt I AM NOT ANSWERING ALL THESE QUESTIONS.
Quite good, @MisterABK, and for some reason I think @CptHollingworth and @expectproblems will enjoy the retro aspec..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KF
Drinking gin and catching up on “Pointless Celebrities” what a rocking Friday night.
@JustJimWillDo @swearyanthony @benraue Lol I did that deliberately knowing you’d go down a rabbit-hole but I didn’t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Np
NatBarkerIH So to confirm: Ballymore built an all-glass swimming pool suspended 115 foot in the sky, but said the reason it too..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PY
@DrRhysPockett Bravo!
@JustJimWillDo @swearyanthony @benraue They were very cyberised though. Doing all the mods to the Blue Mountains line for the NIF.
@franksting Wait, have you become a dance dad? Very Kerri Armstrong of you.
@JustJimWillDo @swearyanthony @benraue I mean you say that, but I’ve learned and lot about railway engineering from survey teams.
@swearyanthony @WarWraith @benraue We could get the ABS to run a survey.
@JustJimWillDo @swearyanthony @benraue “It’s hard to get surveyors,” so you’re suggesting better targeting? pic.twitter.com/l7675o5rVu
@swearyanthony @benraue So the status has been there for a while. Was there any vibe that the officials want to fix this?
@twcau This fresh hell. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@R_Chirgwin @expectproblems @DrRhysPockett Lol might be a bit too much whinging about people we know. :)
@swearyanthony Lol I love this sort of thing. :)
JohnBirmingham Anyone know of a practical way to give Brittany Higgins a bit of support? It’s a bit fkd, innit.
@expectproblems @DrRhysPockett Sounds about right. :)
@expectproblems @DrRhysPockett Lol indeed. But yeah I’m intrigued to see how my subconscious / reptile brain does t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW
@expectproblems @DrRhysPockett Yes. As Elissa and I are both well aware, we haven’t seen each other since Those Bef..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bi
@DrRhysPockett Because I can’t type. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@swearyanthony “It’s complicated.” en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jervis_Ba…
@DrRhysPockett s/not/now/, obviously.
@DrRhysPockett Congratulations! Or something. I am not pouring myself a very large gin on your behalf. I should pro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8H
@Rhys_Needham @swearyanthony @candeira I literally linked to the relevant information. [Rolls eyes.]
@swearyanthony @candeira They were soon brought back to reality with serious charges under the Defence Act and bein..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uB
@swearyanthony @candeira Random activists in Queensland broke into the Townsville army base, and were of course soo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rq
@swearyanthony @candeira It’s the ol’ “I am very important in my little pond!” mistake. Out of his depth. I am remi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…t8
@swearyanthony @candeira Oh. I hand’t realised this was all re that arsehat on the SheepTunnel.
@swearyanthony @candeira True. Mostly it’s just “Calm the fuck down and stop being a dickhead, a few hours in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WV
@swearyanthony @candeira “Extreme”? Chat with Derryn Hinch about this lol. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derryn_Hi…
@markhumphries If you have TRIGGER WORDS and are stuck for what to suggest, just tell me to choose random words on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6A
So next Friday I’m recording a podcast with the wonderful @markhumphries. If you’re a supporter with TRIGGER WORDS..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iC
@JustJimWillDo @joelpmichael @oberonsghost @dawnstarau @rohan_p @kels_316 Lulwut?
earleyedition Did the ABC ‘pull’ a @4corners Four Corners ep linking PM to Qanon figure? ABC says no. Is there already a story ou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qG
@joelpmichael @oberonsghost @dawnstarau @rohan_p @kels_316 Damn shame to lose that sort of kit.
SuperCroup How sitcom characters fared during the pandemic: a thread. pic.twitter.com/we6bQP0AHx
@oberonsghost @dawnstarau @rohan_p @kels_316 @joelpmichael “Eagle vs Drone - 2m Wedge-Tailed Eagle takes down Drone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Io
@dawnstarau @rohan_p @kels_316 @joelpmichael Indeed. So why aren’t we consultants on this? Is it because we have ethics?
@dawnstarau @rohan_p @kels_316 @joelpmichael But is it cyber enough?
shane25873 Miscellaneous meat!
Well, at least they aren’t trying to pretend it’s something it’s not! pic.twitter.com/yuLxiHw4aG
@Airminded Hah! I had the same thought.
Airminded How, unless it’s a time travelling tsunami twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@kels_316 @joelpmichael @dawnstarau I wonder who’s given them the $3.8 million. That’s back of the couch money, of course, but still.
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @roweafr I quite like: “You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.”
@JustJimWillDo @dobes @roweafr “Dr Strangelove” remains one of my favourite movies, inasmuch as I have favourites.
@joelpmichael @dawnstarau @kels_316 I was thinking this. But whoever created that imagery must be feeling pretty sheepish right now.
@dobes I thank @roweafr for having Mr Morrison facing away from the camera. pic.twitter.com/SMDJBJJAKP
Oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow oh wow! Hey @dobes… twitter.com/roweafr/status…
Fwiw it’s DroneShield (ASX:DRO) and $3.8 million. Jamming and/or shooting down pissy little drones is a big thing r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jH
Lol Press Release: “[Company] is pleased to announce it has received a 2 year contract … with the military of a k..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z0
@_DaveKnowles Plans that rely on humans not being human are doomed.
It really is time to take Q&A out behind the shed… twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
@NickyWill100 @Ygrene Why isn’t she wearing any pants? pic.twitter.com/yc2woDjkVz
@JayMo31415 Or as we call it, Russia. :) twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Here’s more photos of this crypto-mining rig at CryptoUniverse in Nadvoitsy, Russia. visao.sapo.pt/fotografia/202…
@gnoll110 @wolfcat “… large warehouses with thousands of powerful computers, like this one operated by the compan..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2t
TheOnion Congress Takes Field Trip To Goldman Sachs To Learn How Laws Get Made bit.ly/2SV00Xc pic.twitter.com/CDHJfpkLKN
Ygrene I still think the worst part about all these Zoom calls is there’s almost no way to know if the person you’re talking to is a centaur
DrakeGatsby Maps used to say cool stuff like “Here Be Dragons.” Now they just say bullshit like “Portugal.”
@wolfcat It’s quite a nice set-up really. Not too tightly packed, presumable for aircon performance. Possibly even open-air.
marsrader Maps showing the surface features of Titan, created using infrared images from Cassini. (📷 NASA/JPL) pic.twitter.com/L7gAyGQyQl
Worth zooming in. pic.twitter.com/b06hjkG5Me
Then there’s this, from 24 May. Great mining rig in that photo. twitter.com/NewYorker/stat…
“Regulators are trying to get Elon Musk to run his tweets by lawyers. It’s not working.” vox.com/recode/2246470…
@_BertHandsome Yeah you turn off a tower while working on it because APPARENTLY it’s considered poor form to cook y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lw
Well this explains why my 4G keeps dropping back to 3G, but perhaps also why there was a tiny hint of 5G there for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sA
@mongrel43 More like “Pop!” I think, as in a bubble. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom_Tech…
@viveka Lol. I have notes along the line of “Could do better if more focused on work and not making jokes.”
@bfaucheux1 @GideonJagged @wendyweb47 I’m curious. This is from two years ago and I can’t remember why I even tweet..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0e
@CosmicRami I doubt that very much money has changed hands yet. Boom doesn’t even have a model aircraft yet. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boom_Tech…
Listening to the latest @RatlSecurity podcast, The “Where’s the Beef?” Edition pca.st/ei6e53gs
ahmedyussuf10 Exclusive from me: @nswpolice called @cityofsydney at least four times in a over a 24-hour period to instruct the C..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e1
“United announced that it will buy 15 supersonic passenger planes from the aviation startup Boom.”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dp
Listening to today’s @7ampodact, “Scott Morrison dodges responsibility” pca.st/mzq7wal7 This episode title is somewhat timeless.
Thom_astro #Uluru in the morning. This sacred site is understandably revered when you see it like this from space. Awe-inspiri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y4
@InflatablePlant Well they would be, yes. Wouldn’t be doing their job otherwise.
@ki_sekiya @ashabeeeee Lol yes hasn’t it all been such a fun time! [Collapses in hilarity.]
@derekbradley @ashabeeeee Well there *was* a tiny weeny little one. But yeah I’ve read both inquiry reports and the DDOS angle is hilarious.
“ASD using classified capabilities to warn local entities of impending ransomware hit” by @dobes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q3
“Australian Bureau of Statistics says it’s ready to deliver a seamless 2021 Census” by @ashabeeeee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xj
Listening to yesterday’s @7ampodcast, “Why it keeps happening to Victoria” pca.st/44zd4o0l
@ajWasThere @abcnews “Than the others.” Don’t be a goose.
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Is the Kappa variant really more infectious?” pca.st/7sbwl49s
Hey People From 2004, do you remember the short film “EPIC 2014” which envisaged the merger of giants into the Goog..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…j0
StorySlug Canonically, the Lord of the Rings is a memoir by hobbits, which has several detailed descriptions of meals through..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dW
zdnetaustralia Twitter launches its first subscription service, Twitter Blue, with exclusive perks for power users zd.net/3pj6o6F
Fri plan: Faff about for a couple hours; deal with a few little loose ends from tidying up that hacked client websi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SC
@sylmobile @paulwallbank @franksting @JohnBirmingham He says it’s just the manflu, but who can say?
@moylecroft @rohan_p @darrenpauli “No, the program hasn’t crashed. It’s just hiding.”
A shudderingly horrible reminder of where certain immigration policies can lead when taken to their logical conclus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as
@charliedrummond @TwitsForMiles Good God no.
@juhasaarinen @darrenpauli @rohan_p I knew someone would make that joke.
@darrenpauli @rohan_p How many tabs are we talking about?
@TrainLinkWest Still no tavern car on the #purpletrain. Very disappoint.
Hahahaha take that, so-called “smart car”!
Ping @TobyWalsh @dobes @NewtonMark @jpwarren @jxeeno @johnb78. twitter.com/FSD_in_6m/stat…
thumbelulu Alcohol. twitter.com/imdbpro/status…
fesshole I told a female friend that guys hold their balls when they poo or they get skidmarks. Unbeknown to me she went and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7l
@paulwallbank @franksting @sylmobile Oh it’s an actual thing? Well there you go. Everything connected with this virus is weird.
@paulwallbank @franksting Very special. @sylmobile charted his fever after vaccination and it did not look pleasant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mM
@viveka “He may not seem very smart, but every now and then he says something clever.”
VanessaPirotta New #Australian #whale #research! My coauthors and I are proud to share our new paper: First evidence of #bubble-ne..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1w
@paulwallbank @franksting Oh dear! You’re one of the few people I know who’d been hit hard, so you must be special in some way. Take care.
AndrewPStreet Between Christian Porter, Ben Roberts-Smith and Israel Folau it really is a banner month for inadequate, ethically-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0P
TheStuffOfMemes I knew “ok boomer” hurt their feelings but pic.twitter.com/2jvjRJABfJ
@TheIronMonk3 No I am nothing to do with it. I will admit to being a beta tester of sorts — I mostly whinge about d.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q3u
oberonsghost I always knew this site could be educational. twitter.com/catpurry9/stat…
@TheIronMonk3 No that’s a whole different mob. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
It’s bit windy in the Blue Mountains today, at least it is right now. pic.twitter.com/xrFUAX1JKs
Friday. A canvas sack will prove to be the least of your fears today. Count the windows. Friday.