Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 7th, 2021

stilgherrian Wait. What if the water drip emoji means “I consent to be waterboarded”?

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stilgherrian IMPORTANT BUT DISAPPOINTING: “No, Trump Did Not Wear His Pants Backwards at Rally” says @snopes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg

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@JoshuaWithers That looks fantastic. I hope the happy couple were happy?

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frootoftheloom1 Christian Class pic.twitter.com/8zKndHF46v

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@HartWexford It’s either Winston Churchill or Stalin or Mark Twain or Aristotle or something from Star Trek.

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@MaybeImALion @CptHollingworth I am forever in awe at the variety of the human experience. I can’t help it if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z9

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OrkneyLibrary Years ago we put googly eyes on a giant paperclip and stuck it to the wall. Now the blu tack has melted and the pap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fi

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_BertHandsome A new candidate for the wildest Andrews take emerges. pic.twitter.com/8HZdtZoEV4

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alextransdev That’s a bit of a landslide then. pic.twitter.com/TRF4DjZnPB

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@jodiem I’m currently watching the originals.

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@NewtonMark @jsleeio So what’s it like in Kansas today?

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It’s a little early in the week to be huffing paint, Matthew. twitter.com/mattjcan/statu…

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Oops here is the correct link to the first playlist, “The Secret Life of Machines (Remastered)”. youtube.com/watch?v=CJlrbM…

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There’s also a new series (2021) titled “The Secret Life of Components”, a series of eight guides for designers and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C4

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Back in 1988–1993 there was a UK educational program called “The Secret Life of Machines”en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secre…8Dtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…yTmr

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JeremyPlattform How it started How it’s going pic.twitter.com/L8gXJZRlX6

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@joannejacobs @BlackheathWx … but @BlackheathWx has quite sensibly made detailed snow predictions a Patreon thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rc

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@joannejacobs I doubt the snow will come down as far as Leura, let along down to 850m here at Bunjaree — though I h.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bXU

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This came up in my recommendations again and it’s still darkly funny.

“girl gets the answer very wrong” (15s) youtube.com/watch?v=z_mhFO…

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Definitely a metaphor for something. youtube.com/watch?v=QowfJ0…

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tempest_books If you went to university, chances are it didn’t have its very own McDonnell F-101B Voodoo! Students at Colorado St..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iI

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glengyron The absolute insanity of the Daniel Andrews stuff.

It’s actually pretty straight forward: He damaged his human sui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gq

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cameronwilson dan andrews, did you or did you not slip and fall into the fist of a PWC partner in the underground child sex abuse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ES

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@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @elronxenu Number two on 16 August here. Just sayin’.

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@drspacejunk @dmeeze Lol I tagged the tweet to write it down later, but now that I’ve read it properly, yes, that’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3t

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BenjaminMillar June 8: Is Daniel Andrews dead? Did he die getting the covid vaccine jab?

June 9: Was Daniel Andrews created in a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XA

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I see they’re still pushing this snow bullshit for Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/Z64zQYF6pC

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@dfpiii Both Scotland and Australia should have blanket exemptions for calling a cunt a cunt.

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DickKingSmith Never underestimate the power of a duck. pic.twitter.com/jUOGc6QJM7

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Elegant Terns really are lovely terns. All other terns are terns for the worse. twitter.com/audubonsociety…

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vagina_museum Did you know the clitoris and the penis have very similar anatomy? And also, that if you illustrate them like this,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xc

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tfswebb this tweet was just read out in full at twitter.com/bencjenkins/st…

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@oberonsghost The magpies tend to space themselves like this, in staggered ranks. pic.twitter.com/YM4a0BTyq2

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“Me: Sleeping. My brain: Check this out.” youtube.com/watch?v=1JjDUn…

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Elise_Logan Y’all. My husband is on the train platform waiting for his commuter train. A sparrow is bringing him cicadas - 3 at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5b

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “So where’s all this heading by Thursday?” pca.st/wnkxlid8

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TheShovel The government knows who likes our tweets but doesn’t know how many aged care workers have been vaccinated twitter.com/meadea/status/…

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@dobes I guess I’ve built up a tolerance.

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@dobes Bonus points for “cyberdial”, @dobes, but where’s the stock photo? pic.twitter.com/4EzRfM17Wy

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“Innovation Oz Style: Take a world-leading secure kernel and kick it to the kerb” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/innova…

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@GingerGorman @19bk69 @AnnaVidot @lishfejer I’m a bit baffled that they require a specific format at all. It’s like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kw

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GingerGorman You MUST write ur medicare number like this WITH A DASH b/w the card number & ur placement number on the card.

So..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mq

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GingerGorman Hello Canberra. If you are trying to book into the MyDHR to get your Covid vaccine and it keeps rejecting you, I am..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wD

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@GingerGorman To confirm, Ginger, in your example it’s definitely 123456789-4 not 1234567891-4?

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@jpwarren How about one labelled “Innocent Bystander” or “Going About My Business” or somesuch?

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A brief two-tweet thread of more competent government computering. twitter.com/GingerGorman/s…

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@LeonieGSmith It looks that way, but they’re really quite skittish, being part of a wild mob. It was freezing that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0w

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WFreeflyer In west Texas, storm chaser Laura Rowe captured the picture of a lifetime last night (May 17, 2021), with this fant..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G5

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iriselks am i doing this right pic.twitter.com/zReD6q1H9d

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“NSW Police using artificial intelligence to analyse CCTV footage” by @ashabeeeee zdnet.com/article/nsw-po…

Points d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W0

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Wait. What if the water drip emoji means “I consent to be waterboarded”?

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@jpwarren Also, “Facial recognition camera catches top businesswoman ‘jaywalking’ because her face was on a bus” (2..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fz

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@jpwarren I mean you could use the face and name of the police minister.

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Ah yeah, further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, although you should know this by now. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@_midofo_ @AequoEtBono @JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark That’s some very shitty conditions on the Maryam. :(

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Mon plan: Work through some geekery for a client; various planning and coordinating tasks; catch up on certain tech..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JQ

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@dfpiii Hahahaha oh dear. Worth it though?

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@mattcdef2000 @gavinmuellerphd You didn’t look very closely at the image, did you.

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“Stuck Noah’s Ark sparks international incident as Government urged to aid rescue” eadt.co.uk/news/noahs-ark… HT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gY

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@kels_316 @Rob_Stott Just a bad day in his pre-show dressing room routine?

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@kels_316 @Rob_Stott And there’s the testimony from the TV crew talking about his… sphincter problems. But yeah t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wF

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ScottMorrisonMP is thinking toot toot chugga chugga Kev’s Big Red Car

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gavinmuellerphd Love these colorized old photos, they really make history come to life pic.twitter.com/y4M360S5bw

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@JoshuaWithers You’ll be better off today though with light winds. The rest of the week looks a bit yucky.

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@JoshuaWithers Lol let’s hope you haven’t cursed their wedding.

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angrypiln Thoughts and prayers pic.twitter.com/Yb7Tq938Nw

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@chrisrauchle That photo is from Russia, but check the rest of them and you’ll see there’s more than one rank of ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kz

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valleyguitarist Two wind turbines are standing in a field. One says to the other “What music are you into?” and the other replies “I’m a big metal fan.”

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herrurbach The heteros are upseteros pic.twitter.com/qqdzPtCbEN

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cameronwilson I owe everyone an apology. I missed the anniversary of perhaps the greatest tweet by someone who became prime minis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LJ

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@BenMHZ @snopes Well, maybe not for nothing… ;)

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Meanwhile what’s this bullshit for later in the week? “Snow”? Bah! pic.twitter.com/oP9SVDse9h

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It’s another straightforward early-winter day in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/g8szT1GxZu

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JonErlichman An ad for email from 40 years ago: pic.twitter.com/27SLhsyv5V

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IMPORTANT BUT DISAPPOINTING: “No, Trump Did Not Wear His Pants Backwards at Rally” says @snopes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pg

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Monday. Examine the hinges of your refrigerator door carefully for signs of tampering, demonic possession, or failed dreams. Monday.

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