Maybe a mirror would help.
The main problem with this layout is that if you want to have a crafty wank over Hot Ablo then you’re going to do y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cl
Today’s critter from @bunjaree: Is it a snail? Is it a slug? It’s Helicarion cuvieri, a “semi-slug”! (Not my photo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K8
@jonkudelka That’s why you give them an OA.
@rusdaniels Oh dear.

@aCoerper_Mainz I thought I’d go with head lice. pic.twitter.com/wHwive8rKD
@_midofo_ Yep, and perhaps some interesting colour variants. But that said, I dunno that I want to hang around there for too long.

A bit lazy with the presentation but here we are. pic.twitter.com/x9qs3n2XFd

Yellowfin tuna (Thunnus albacares). pic.twitter.com/CK93vfBM8J
@_midofo_ @DDsD It’s only a little piece, a gift. I promise I haven’t been exploding any bombs. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
ICYMI because you were having a long weekend, on Friday night I posted a podcast with a very lovely guest. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

marquelawyers “Sausage first, then onions” pic.twitter.com/yasaC3kXAu
pointlesslettrs PARAGRAPH ONE” “Bloody climate change scaremongers at it again.”
PARAGRAPH THREE: “The weather these days just isn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aV
@juhasaarinen @zern Please be not trolling my friends. :)
@NewtonMark Yes, and I saw your comment about the engine too. It’ll be interesting to see if/how this improves things like fuel efficiency.
This is the last game of series two. Player numbers have been declining. I’m still to decide what I might do in the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…51
EXACTLY 72 HOURS FROM NOW: “The 8pm Quiz” S02 E05 livestream is this Thursday 17 June at 8pm AEST…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JJ

thejimmalo I’m not an expert on the SAS but is two dog-shooting-related accidents a lot? Because it seems like a lot pic.twitter.com/3ioOdGUXQC
@NewtonMark That is fantastic to see. :)
baalhisses As a very old person I feel qualified to say that most modern media set in the 80s fails to capture how fucking bro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5G
NewtonMark I don’t have a FJ arrest hot take. Everyone involved is a sociopathic piece of shit — Shanks, the arrested producer.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dsk

JamColley Took me a long time to work out this gymnast hadn’t ripped off her own head as part of the routine pic.twitter.com/A8Ab1KN9f2
Erica_fosk “we interrupted our drag show to shoot at Nazis” is a truly powerful energy I want to bring back twitter.com/oliharris808/s…
jonkudelka Dark Mofo has really gone downhill imho. twitter.com/mckinnon_a/sta…
@DDsD Ooooh! Now I want to know if there’s any of them in my piece of trinitite.
@morebento @jpwarren My favourite fact is that they had the option to buy real estate dot com dot au for a mere $19..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OA
BadVaccineTakes Raw cheese = unpasteurised
liver = high Vitamin A,
both dangerous for pregnancies.
Eating them because a spoon st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…l4
@jpwarren @morebento Lol yes, though this was also a media organisation that was relatively early to use the intern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mo
@zern Oh, also, since I am not on Facebook or LinkedIn or other networks that normal people use, it’d be marvellous..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V
@DrRhysPockett @zern Done. :) Yeah that question isn’t clear from the website. m1143.wordpress.com/about/ I imagine th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LA
Why do men avoid seeking counselling? My friend and erstwhile colleague @zern is looking for “middle-aged white-col..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w8
@NickyWill100 @annie_parker Sydney’s summer humidity does have its advantages lol.
@morebento @jpwarren Lol. I think we brought people into our boardroom because there was a really big fat pipe.
@morebento @jpwarren Yeah it was still pretty common the late 1990s. In 1995–1996 I was still regularly doing “Whattwitter.com/i/web/status/1…nvhf
@NickyWill100 Gotcha. I was wondering how the whole geometry thing worked.
@NickyWill100 Hows… how does that work? How can your underpants get past your feet without you noticing? are thes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ud
“Since the age of 25, I have instructed my employees and secretaries, so I don’t use computers myself,” he said, wh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u7
“System error: Japan cybersecurity minister admits he has never used a computer. Yoshitaka Sakurada also seemed con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vw
StevieoftheEast Background on the NSW police ‘fixated persons unit’ including commissioner Mick Fuller’s explanation of its purpose..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jx
@lazy_atom The problem here isn’t kinkshaming, I don’t think, but that if being a tethered target is an attractive..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DY
Hmmm. I didn’t get any writing done today, so it’ll be an early night for me and then an early start tomorrow. That..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mj
EMdocinabox on today in history i learned about the most effective method for getting cpr out to the masses @FisherAD1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ey
@bastardsheep @oldscarab Goddammit I’d forgotten about the 1923 film. My question now is whether there’s an anime version of this story.
@JohnBirmingham Also, this is a ridiculous way to make living. Not that I got paid for that tweet. But we are fortunate people.
@JohnBirmingham Lol I was actually thinking of you as I said that.
I spent way too long on that tweet.
The Fruddly Juggledud is a muntskulled buttmuppet who should be tethered at the side of a highway as a target for h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bu
@hellohistoria Make sure you set it to record video first.

It’s good to see the Great Western Highway’s traditional end-of-long-weekend traffic jam in place already. pic.twitter.com/NancyVp09B
@EleriMT Yeah things were a bit untidy, and the Mountains trains aren’t exactly full today. Would’ve been a great day for riding though.
@jonoabroad Oh great. More dramas.
@D_Keating Bah! A #purpletrain has no shame!
@oberonsghost I know how it feels.
@druey Yeah I went through that thought process too. :) I guess someone had to draw the short straw and delaying th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…23
All this faffing about because of trackwork is making the trip from Ashfield to Wentworth Falls take 2 hours 39 min..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VG
@druey So I’ve just seen. :)
Ah it was to allow run WN15 to Bathurst to pass ahead of us, W555.
I’d been thinking of waiting for that train for..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aF

For reasons which are not clear, this #purpletrain is timetabled to sit at Valley Heights for 13 minutes. pic.twitter.com/7QXYMEdvWo
The podcast was a really good one. You should listen to it. Here it is. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 576: There was snow, there was a podcast” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/57… Covers 7–13 June 2021pic.twitter.com/K47PlARz2t2t
AOC Tell me you’ve never read the Bible without telling me you’ve never read the Bible twitter.com/charliemagne/s…
@DrRhysPockett @JustJimWillDo Also, it wasn’t wine. It was “wine product”.
@giantmetalrobot It’s the highlight of my day!
@JustJimWillDo These V-Set trains are long past their use-by dates and the D-Set trains will be a vast improvement,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…av

1528: Stage 3 of 3: Blacktown to Wentworth Falls. #purpletrain pic.twitter.com/Foduwq14rG
Please note that today I will not be passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

1440: Stage 2 of 3: Strathfield to Blacktown. #blueandyellowtrain pic.twitter.com/jKCm5fuQiV

Two more #blueandyellowtrain sets at Strathfield, but neither of them are part of my plan. pic.twitter.com/ppp3hFPt5y

1419: Stage 1 of 3: Ashfield to Strathfield. #blueandyellowtrain pic.twitter.com/g8bvKG6vpK

lennaert89 Yay yet another one. pic.twitter.com/s1yzc6fcgf

Anyway, @jeamland, here’s what mine looks like. pic.twitter.com/QCnNHxYmtm
@jeamland I see you eventually castrated that Doberman.
ChaserInterns Barilaro accuses Postman of stalking after ‘regularly being seen at his mailbox’

JonPiccini Gotta hand it to Biden, he’s one of the few world leaders who can stand normally pic.twitter.com/fXzhYGaAYU

StormYorha shu
shut up im washing my crab pic.twitter.com/Kme1fQEEt8
@DavidFeng Big hairy drug dealers?

china_takes Quora moment pic.twitter.com/NYZkCIcdYp
holman good rule of thumb: replace “blockchain” with “incredibly slow database”.
if that freaks you out, just use SQL.
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Pants. ✅
@franksting This is a completely horrible city.
Mon plan, the oh dear it’s nearly 1pm edition: Organise pants; brunch; train to Wentworth Falls; Weekly Wrap en rou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eq
damana I swear this wasn’t me.
New Zealand houseplant sells for $19,200 in online bidding war - CNN cnn.com/2021/06/13/asi…

geofflemon Hard to choose the most beautiful language: German, Italian or French pic.twitter.com/WJYNrIOzig
@oldscarab @bastardsheep Alas, they are both remakes. The original original is from 1949. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blue_…
mainframed767 Unpopular opinion: the best thing young people can do to impersonate another person to take their motorcycle rental..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HL
Also, I appear to be in the wrong city.

It’s a typical winter day in Sydney today. pic.twitter.com/09ru7VcMh5
Mon plan, a preamble: Given that it appears not to be Sunday any more, or even Monday morning, I’ll take a short mo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wQ
On a related note..twitter.com/drnelk/status/…uU
As predicted, it did not end well. As those who caught the original version of the previous tweet will have assumed. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Monday. A strikingly handsome creature will haunt your storage zones. Monday.
@jthompsonmills Goddammit.