Indeed, here’s a photo of Scott Morrison being led up the garden path. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
In the same sense that Scott Morrison “gradually” evolved from some unnamed tetrapod amniote. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
@martin_english Sigh.
@harrisony @zdnetaustralia It was quite the discussion.
JimMFelton 2016: £350 million a week for the NHS
2021: Enjoy your two Freddos twitter.com/MirrorPolitics…
Hmmm. I thought this thought might get more traction, and with that in mind I deliberately didn’t swear. Disappoint..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Aw
stilgherrian Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Nationally-known Australian company lawyered up to resist ASD help” zdnet.com/article/nation…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TL
GrogsGamut When your Free Trade Agreement boom is basically a picnic basket you’d win at a Conservative Party raffle draw. twitter.com/BorisJohnson/s…
Back in November we also had “The 9pm Rabbit-Hole Cave Dive with Cam Smith” @sexenheimer, which seems so long ago n..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7D
Good to see @elisethoma5 on it. She was on my podcast in April, “The 9pm April Fool’s Disinformation Dialogue with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tk
Just watched last night’s “Four Corners” episode, “This family reported their son to national security authorities..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oh
HPS_Vanessa 100% misread this as meaning “angry faculty” pic.twitter.com/JWbC73HgjU
@dawnstarau Or rather, “because of the clarity of the image, with no distracting background”. Also, ping @dobes @purserj @ApostrophePong.
EXACTLY 48 HOURS FROM NOW: “The 8pm Quiz” S02 E05 livestream is this Thursday 17 June at 8pm AEST…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…01
If you don’t know it, “Rear Vision puts contemporary events in their historical context, answering the question, ‘H..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LV
Listening to the ABC Rear Vision episode “How to carve up the riches of the sea — Australia, Indonesia, and the sea.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wG7
@nocallums @bennpackham Bloody hell lol. Thanks.
maz_jovanovich Necessity is the mother of invention!
Although I do I wonder how this would go under modern Aviation Risk Managem..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Za
@bennpackham Dunno. Google says it was posted by @nocallums but I can’t find the tweet right now.
@morebento @daro_FINAL Yes, very nice jerkbird action there. Ping @dobes @purserj.
Yes, this is a repeat of a tweet from last night, but the tweet I’d linked to with the photo was deleted.
Maybe a mirror would help.
The main problem with this layout is that if you want to have a crafty wank over Hot Albo then you’re going to do y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6z
Nice cows here, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
@gusworldau Sure. But I’m hyphen to cook dinner now. Must dash, and you can’t stop me.
@gusworldau Don’t force me to make a colon joke.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @raaahbin @jeamland Also, not all that long ago, cluster bombs.
There’s a comma missing.
Peta Credlin AO for “distinguished service to parliament and politics” an award given for distinguished service of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o9
glengyron This is how she talks about two little girls that have spent almost all their childhood living in a government cont..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OX
@Taco_Lad @achanthadavong Yep, it’s an impressive threat.
Also, to clarify: Yes, trans men are included in this research. There’s no need to disclose transness at any point. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
“Punjab government to block mobile SIM cards of citizens who refuse to get COVID-19 jab” by @achanthadavong zdnet.com/article/punjab…
@Hippopeteamus Well in a sense…
mrjamesob I do wonder when all these ‘silenced’ people will quieten down a bit.
@kayfourbee I couldn’t possibly say.
cameronwilson little scoop: Australia’s medical regulator is investigating Malcolm Roberts for advertising the services of a doct..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w7
rhysam The Australian had me on the front page as Rudd’s “trusted adviser”. We wrote a book on a cat and a dog, for charit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2d
lonelykidsclub New @chaser collab tee! We took their prank tweet as Scomo which shone light on their cruelty and immortalised it a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k0
@paulwallbank Do they though?
QUOLL. twitter.com/davidghamilton…
Note that I didn’t say which people are stupid nor why they’re stupid. This is a Rorschach Test.
Oh so THAT’s what all the Batman stuff is about today. FFS people are stupid.
@MatthewBevan I’m loving one specific piece of language use in episode three: The product of Australia’s iron ore m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WU
REMINDER: If you’re not listening to “China, If You’re Listening” by @MatthewBevan and team then you’re a fool to y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xy
crikey_news Crikey’s archives are UNLOCKED until June 30 – here’s a very relevant piece from 2019. When Morrison used the contrtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…P4FF
@NickyWill100 That’s true, and there’s the advantage of incumbency in a time of worry. I am not going to predict anything wit this one!
@NickyWill100 He is, but also phase shifts of the citizenry’s psyche happen quickly.
@paulwallbank “Die Hard 7: Freak Accident”. Also why are you in Adelaide?
TheShovel We feel it is time to come clean. Please read our statement regarding Senator James Paterson’s connection with The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5x
@SuperCroup Oh well done lol.
@Anthony_Caruana @ScottMorrisonMP Lol you must be new here.
@NickyWill100 Oh I trust you on this, Nicky! :) If this is the case then yeah he’s screwed. And as we know, the Killing Season approaches…
Maybe one of Hawke’s “live matters” preventing him from making a decision was “Where is the PM and is he sober?”. B..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Qu
“‘Tone deaf’ PM blasted after happy snap emerges of sneaky visit to British pub” thenewdaily.com.au/news/national/… I’m glad t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bE
botandy you’re halfway through the day before you realise it was a dream, not real life, you are not Albert Pierrepont, Eng..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Hg
firstkaransingh @RexChapman When dogs pretend like humans.
Dog 1: Hey Bob.
Dog 2: Hey Joe, just give me a sec. Hard night.
Dog 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…je
TIL that Conrad Black is both alive and not in jail. twitter.com/lioness0817/st…
@garthk So what you’re saying is that Minecraft is built from lots and lots of tiny little blocks?
“Western Australia finally thinks about quarantining COVID check-in info from cops” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/wester…
@jamescmcpherson @zern Thanks. Slowly we as a society disco we more about why we are so stupid…
@arjrama @zdnetaustralia Thank you. The cybercommons must be protected against the forces of CHAOS.
Ah, this looks like something I should read. twitter.com/_JohannaWeaver…
GonzoHacker Because you can see the future twitter.com/nytimes/status…
@spankee Thank you. Maybe I should get a snail expert on soon.
Me at @zdnetaustralia: “Nationally-known Australian company lawyered up to resist ASD help” zdnet.com/article/nation…..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TL
stilgherrian ICYMI because you were having a long weekend, on Friday night I posted a podcast with a very lovely guest. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
stilgherrian @zern Oh, also, since I am not on Facebook or LinkedIn or other networks that normal people use, it’d be marvellous..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7V
stilgherrian Why do men avoid seeking counselling? My friend and erstwhile colleague @zern is looking for “middle-aged white-col..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w8
stilgherrian The Fruddly Juggledud is a muntskulled buttmuppet who should be tethered at the side of a highway as a target for h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Bu
“Kiama to Bomaderry - Real Time Train Journey” (25m29s) youtube.com/watch?v=Iz5IT_…
TfNSW has just posted a bunch of videos explaining Absolute Signal Blocking (ASB), Local Possession Authority (LPA)..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1b
cameronwilson sorry mum can’t clean my room……. it’s a border security issue
cameronwilson immigration policy is simple: doing anything i don’t want to do would start a flood of boats from people smugglers.
@jeamland @JohnBirmingham @zdnetaustralia As I was typing the word, I knew some arsehat would make the connection.
@JohnBirmingham @jeamland @zdnetaustralia I don’t think you can sue Reality.
@jeamland @zdnetaustralia @JohnBirmingham Well these days everything is.
@PollHereford @zdnetaustralia Cyber barre.
Story filed for @zdnetaustralia. It contains cyber pirates and unregulated libertarian cyberplanes.
The laundry is on. And now I’m settling into the writing. Back later today.
@drspacejunk @zdnetaustralia Ta. It’s just dust or pollen or some rubbish I think. pic.twitter.com/IcxmjFZQ43
HelenKennedy It is a constant disappointment to me that I have been too lazy to come up with my own scheme to soak these people. twitter.com/pamelaapostolo…
If only 4yo children were made of coal.
The Blue Lagoon. twitter.com/sylmobile/stat…
By “live maters” he means the polling and possibly Dutton and Frydenberg’s numbers in the party room. twitter.com/JoshButler/sta…
asteris No shit, Sherlock. twitter.com/Reuters/status…
Picketer Remember these sort of stories, which are common, next time you see farmers whining about not being able to get lab..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BN
@michaelmeloni Yeah this is more for cats than for coffee.
cameronwilson Online Safety Act is up for debate today pic.twitter.com/k1AuT38wgM
And from 2015, @tacticalmaid, “Welcome to Cleveland”. independent.co.uk/news/weird-new… twitter.com/s8mb/status/14…
@oberonsghost @dobes They are as always fantastic character studies.
tinynietzsche the aliens are just fucking with us now twitter.com/latestinspace/…
I have questions, @dobes. pic.twitter.com/ZMpIxtFjOg
cathywilcox1 The outsider.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/QKIIAknRH8
@paulkidd Agreed. I’ve never been a fan.
@rup31 Still, it’s operated by a pressure switch, so you know it’ll mostly be used by sleeping cats.
“A Permanent Solution To Stop Coffee From Getting Cold,” apparently. Lol. pic.twitter.com/nekuaximRF
@melbomartin Oh I’m fine thanks, just rolling with the CARROT’s vibe for the day. :)
@trentyarwood Hahaha OK yeah I can do that. :) That was a fun episode, and I thought we left listeners with some things to think about.
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap, of course. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Tue plan: I’m a bit snuffly this morning, but I have two clear goals and they’re achievable. That’s why I set them…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lv
zackster Aka, our internal polling is truly rooted twitter.com/RNBreakfast/st…
dj2mn Oh, go get another haircut mate. “Real thing” ffs lol twitter.com/EM_Magazine/st…
fesshole When I was very young. I thought ”masturbating” was where you ran round an athletics track naked. To this day I’m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WY
jayrosen_nyu Three of the most powerful words in journalism: “help us investigate.” propublica.org/article/the-se… pic.twitter.com/kuMSgLkr00
A typical winter day in the Blue Mountains today, and some excellent life advice. pic.twitter.com/CgaLtH0HxA
That’s OK, we’re paying for them in dogecoin futures. twitter.com/SBSNews/status…
Tuesday. If you dreamed of Tbilisi last night then your fate is sealed. Tuesday.