NoContextBrits Oh fuck. pic.twitter.com/QcVIIpqGgg
@markhumphries This podcast. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Ah, this was the bit @markhumphries mentioned on the podcast. twitter.com/alex_c_lee/sta…
MundaneWho “Sorry about this but I seem to have accidentally murdered your mum”
“You’ve murdered my mum!”
“Alright don’t shout..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4b
Histreepix British fans showing their support for Stonehenge before a tough away tie against the Pyramids. Cairo, 1963. pic.twitter.com/UcxOeowWtK
doublebaytoday Covid Devastation: Vaucluse Woman Avoiding Westfield Bondi Junction, Forced To Shop At Randwick Plaza
“Do they eve..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZU
fesshole I have the runs and I can’t stop singing ‘woah bad belly’ to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam
fesshole Daughters essay about ‘Family’ got a “see me” from her tutor due to her ‘a’ looking like a ‘c’.
“My cunt has very..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pO
@drspacejunk Sarin.
@oberonsghost The living zone flows effortlessly outdoors.
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 577: A short week with cybers, a Quiz, and cockatoos” stilgherrian.com/weekly-wrap/57… Covers 14..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D1
@_BertHandsome @gtlloyd @JustJimWillDo I’d never seen one before.
@paulkidd Sigh. Can’t They just get on with it?
@sylmobile Well there’s this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@gtlloyd Excellent! Thanks, @JustJimWillDo. twitter.com/JustJimWillDo/…
Aha! Thanks, @gtlloyd, yes I can see traces of the tube which haven’t frozen through. Or have but there’s still a r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8v
@maz_jovanovich There should now be some way to turn this freezer into a time machine.
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems No sign of Dick Smith so far so we’re looking good.
Just found this ice spike in my freezer. There’s no matching icicle above. pic.twitter.com/RbkaHwb9Ed
@franksting @NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Rear Vision is always good. Historical backgrounding of cur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0G
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich To be fair, exploding is always an option.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich So what you’re saying is that for all but those two particular passenge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CM
Excellent RN Rear Vision this week, “Forced landing — Ryan Air Flight 4978”pca.st/xjm6loikN
Ping.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LNK
runoutoftweets why can’t mum and dad boomers who have worked hard all their lives simply rent their vaccine eligibility to younger..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OM
COVID19NearMeAU …
⚠️ Updated advice
🔴 Belle Cafe Vaucluse
🔴 Salvos Tempe
🟠 IKEA Tempe
🟠 Decathlon Tempe
🔵 Westfield Bondi Junctio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FP
COVID19NearMeAU …
🟠 Birkenhead Point Outlet - Food court and female toilets, Chemist Warehouse
🟠 Harris Farm Potts Point
🟠 MLC Fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wi
COVID19NearMeAU COVID-19 Near Me updated with latest info from @NSWHealth (19 Jun 2pm):
➕9 new locations
🟤 California Nails Barang..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U6
@kels_316 Weren’t you banned from buying more Land Rovers?
@kpfaulkner @michaelneale I’m just thinking that for ultimate effectiveness you could strap yourself to one of thos..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ez
patriottakes Oh you mean the guys who committed felonies party. pic.twitter.com/9LlqyQCWzS
Seeing this tweet continues to be one of the highlights of my week. twitter.com/drphiliplee1/s…
@michaelneale Not for me. I’m staying warm.
@paulwallbank @kcarruthers So where do you view it from? pic.twitter.com/v0SjcKCRzB
@kcarruthers It needs to be big enough for your arse.
The Solstice is exactly 24 hours from now, at 1332 AEST.
@gnoll110 @19bk69 @jonoabroad I have my theories.
BeingLGBTQPod Now THIS is funny 🤣💜 pic.twitter.com/IWkguW3spP
@TheIronMonk3 Nah too much background traffic noise, and too continuous. You want just one or two birds so you can isolate a suitable bit.
NEW VIDEO: “Cockatoos 001: Dusk Screech” youtube.com/watch?v=4IM64L…
Ah yes, the gentle sounds of the Australian bush!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tC
@glendturner @zdnetaustralia All very handy, thanks Glen. I’ll think about this properly when it’s not the weekend.
ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Nationally-known Australian company lawyered up to resist ASD help”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uN
Sun plan: Lazy start (in progress); household chores; poke at a @zdnetaustralia story for tomorrow; Weekly Wrap. I’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vo
Raf_Epstein “How many people have received at least one dose of COVID-19 vaccine in Australia?”
“Such a simple question. Yet r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AO
One week of federal parliament left and then it’s The Killing Season.
@dawnstarau … whereas this one is a joke item above the dunny door at a local gun workshop… somewhere. pic.twitter.com/bYZ2bUwl4v
@dawnstarau I’ve found two. This one is commercially available… thisiswhyimbroke.com/shotgun-toilet… pic.twitter.com/ZfZNUra36p
@NewtonMark @garthk @moylecroft @souriceaux I’m surprised none of you have suggested tattooing body parts with seri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ci
@BXGD It’s a useful thing, sure, but “better than a tie” is a low bar.
@dawnstarau I’m now wondering whether you can get a toilet unblocker with tactical styling.
GrogsGamut The USA is utterly broken
buzzfeednews.com/article/petera… pic.twitter.com/qkpiteTggY
I love the subject line and the supplementary information. pic.twitter.com/xZw6WM6xB3
It’s Fathers Day in the US on Sunday and there’s some fantastic gifts being advertised. pic.twitter.com/8U1QlcXlBL
Hmmm. There’s a low chance of rain but right now it’s actually sunny in the Blue Mountains. pic.twitter.com/YuTDno1O2i
Sunday. I know some people think you’re corrupt but don’r worry, I’ll support you. I know you’re nowhere near that competent. Sunday.