NoContextBrits Oh fuck. pic.twitter.com/QcVIIpqGgg
@markhumphries This podcast. https://t.co/Nc8apTSfMp
Ah, this was the bit @markhumphries mentioned on the podcast. https://t.co/2d2ZXcoDTO
RT @MundaneWho: “Sorry about this but I seem to have accidentally murdered your mum”
“You’ve murdered my mum!”
“Alright don’t shout, it’s b…
Histreepix British fans showing their support for Stonehenge before a tough away tie against the Pyramids. Cairo, 1963. pic.twitter.com/UcxOeowWtK
RT @doublebaytoday: Covid Devastation: Vaucluse Woman Avoiding Westfield Bondi Junction, Forced To Shop At Randwick Plaza
“Do they even ha…
fesshole I have the runs and I can’t stop singing ‘woah bad belly’ to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam
RT @fesshole: Daughters essay about ‘Family’ got a “see me” from her tutor due to her ‘a’ looking like a ‘c’.
“My cunt has very long hcir”…
@drspacejunk Sarin.
@oberonsghost The living zone flows effortlessly outdoors.
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 577: A short week with cybers, a Quiz, and cockatoos†https://t.co/gKn3ljOYIg Covers 14… https://t.co/UfX8NPP4D1
@_BertHandsome @gtlloyd @JustJimWillDo I’d never seen one before.
@paulkidd Sigh. Can’t They just get on with it?
@sylmobile Well there’s this. https://t.co/ssimrir9zj
@gtlloyd Excellent! Thanks, @JustJimWillDo. https://t.co/IzblRnAVka
Aha! Thanks, @gtlloyd, yes I can see traces of the tube which haven’t frozen through. Or have but there’s still a r… https://t.co/pBWGZ5ho8v
@maz_jovanovich There should now be some way to turn this freezer into a time machine.
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems No sign of Dick Smith so far so we’re looking good.
Just found this ice spike in my freezer. There’s no matching icicle abovepic.twitter.com/RbkaHwb9EdEd
@franksting @NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich Rear Vision is always good. Historical backgrounding of cur… https://t.co/CnTagjlB0G
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich To be fair, exploding is always an option.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @maz_jovanovich So what you’re saying is that for all but those two particular passenge… https://t.co/r9oZoyZcCM
Excellent RN Rear Vision this week, “Forced landing — Ryan Air Flight 4978†https://t.co/JHN8p2UhCN
Ping… https://t.co/pEDpkyRLNK
RT @runoutoftweets: why can’t mum and dad boomers who have worked hard all their lives simply rent their vaccine eligibility to younger gen…
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: …
âš ï¸ Updated advice
🔴 Belle Cafe Vaucluse
🔴 Salvos Tempe
🟠IKEA Tempe
🟠Decathlon Tempe
🔵 Westfield Bondi Junction…
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: …
🟠Birkenhead Point Outlet - Food court and female toilets, Chemist Warehouse
🟠Harris Farm Potts Point
🟠MLC Food…
RT @COVID19NearMeAU: COVID-19 Near Me updated with latest info from @NSWHealth (19 Jun 2pm):
âž•9 new locations
🟤 California Nails Barangaro…
@kels_316 Weren’t you banned from buying more Land Rovers?
@kpfaulkner @michaelneale I’m just thinking that for ultimate effectiveness you could strap yourself to one of thos… https://t.co/aFcyPd2Qez
RT @patriottakes: Oh you mean the guys who committed felonies party. https://t.co/9LlqyQCWzS
Seeing this tweet continues to be one of the highlights of my week. https://t.co/yfJqXciU9a
@michaelneale Not for me. I’m staying warm.
@paulwallbank @kcarruthers So where do you view it from? https://t.co/v0SjcKCRzB
@kcarruthers It needs to be big enough for your arse.
The Solstice is exactly 24 hours from now, at 1332 AEST.
@gnoll110 @19bk69 @jonoabroad I have my theories.
RT @BeingLGBTQPod: Now THIS is funny 🤣💜 https://t.co/IWkguW3spP
@TheIronMonk3 Nah too much background traffic noise, and too continuous. You want just one or two birds so you can isolate a suitable bit.
NEW VIDEO: “Cockatoos 001: Dusk Screech†https://t.co/v8soTzB5z4
Ah yes, the gentle sounds of the Australian bush!… https://t.co/LPeKN3jttC
@glendturner @zdnetaustralia All very handy, thanks Glen. I’ll think about this properly when it’s not the weekend.
ICYMI, me at @zdnetaustralia Tuesday: “Nationally-known Australian company lawyered up to resist ASD helpâ€â€¦ https://t.co/hmfbdVLwuN
Sun plan: Lazy start (in progress); household chores; poke at a @zdnetaustralia story for tomorrow; Weekly Wrap. I’… https://t.co/1qrl43savo
RT @Raf_Epstein: “How many people have received at least one dose of COVID-19 vaccine in Australia?â€
“Such a simple question. Yet remarkab…
One week of federal parliament left and then it’s The Killing Season.
@dawnstarau … whereas this one is a joke item above the dunny door at a local gun workshop… somewhere. pic.twitter.com/bYZ2bUwl4v
@dawnstarau I’ve found two. This one is commercially available… https://t.co/8wkeufuOi2 https://t.co/ZfZNUra36p
@NewtonMark @garthk @moylecroft @souriceaux I’m surprised none of you have suggested tattooing body parts with seri… https://t.co/eh6u4wOuCi
@BXGD It’s a useful thing, sure, but “better than a tieâ€Â is a low bar.
@dawnstarau I’m now wondering whether you can get a toilet unblocker with tactical styling.
RT @GrogsGamut: The USA is utterly broken
https://t.co/9JiRNOTZAO https://t.co/qkpiteTggY
I love the subject line and the supplementary information. pic.twitter.com/xZw6WM6xB3
It’s Fathers Day in the US on Sunday and there’s some fantastic gifts being advertispic.twitter.com/8U1QlcXlBLXlBL
Hmmm. There’s a low chance of rain but right now it’s actually sunny in the Blue Mountaipic.twitter.com/YuTDno1O2i1O2i
Sunday. I know some people think you’re corrupt but don’r worry, I’ll support you. I know you’re nowhere near that competent. Sunday.