I still thought this one would’ve done better… oh well. https://t.co/uqqxP5LVXw
And that’s that done. Goodnight.
RT @stilgherrian: Hey Alan Tudge will you teach me the ways of love? #TudgeLove https://t.co/G7f6VrS9UN
Right. Time to retweet some of my highlights from earlier today and then go to bed.
RT @JohnMcCullough_: From Matt Shirley’s A Visual Learner’s Guide to Being a Grownup… https://t.co/udg7K8IteP
RealNickHodge FOR FUCKS SAKE MEDIA
STOP
USING
THE
WORD
SCRAMBLING
merkin_about True that…. pic.twitter.com/1VURMBNnIY
“I can sense strong Mutual Synergies.pic.twitter.com/0AfLSRphm5phm5
@alex_c_lee @craigreucassel Seriously, though, good derailing from the serious path there Craig, so yeah, I approve.
@alex_c_lee @craigreucassel GOATS IN TREES! Good format, great hosting from Alex, and yes I saw Craig in it too. ;) Well done, everybody.
RT @Timothyjgraham: Explosive new document reveals the Coalition’s official list of things you can’t blame on China: https://t.co/sAH4vSivp8
@phonakins Lol no.
@corduroy @joannejacobs Definitely guilty.
Mind you I’m a bit of an arsehole.
Various confusions notwithstanding, I still stand by my earlier thread. https://t.co/SaRkB2YkTl
“Greater Sydney means—
(a) the Greater Sydney Region within the meaning of the Greater Sydney Commission Act 2015,… https://t.co/il5PU17si0
Should people care to read the rest of the details: “Public Health (COVID-19 Greater Sydney) Order (No 2) 2021â€â€¦ https://t.co/dSF1Vgfa9x
@alex_c_lee @craigreucassel Cheers!
Very break a leg to @alex_c_lee and @craigreucassel and the panel for the new show “Win the Week†hitting ABC TV in… https://t.co/0cmqiR2nfo
@IrritatedAuntie Yep. “Long live the feral goldfish†is more accurate English for what I was after.
Finally, some action on the pelican menace. pic.twitter.com/d39UQzttCp
@dobes @rorybaust @wolfcat I don’t have the energy to comment on this beyond“ Get fucked the lot of youâ€.
Rabe9 new favourite graphic of the pandemic pic.twitter.com/NQ8RD9AlFO
@NickyWill100 @Bazzio101 “Temple hash†is a new one on me, thanks @Bazzio101 .
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The world’s first pandemic games†https://t.co/OSfhvpzM2Q It’s about the Olympic… https://t.co/68vDWeTMO7
@moylecroft And yet here we are.
@NickyWill100 @JoshButler Apart from anything else that’s just rude.
I know there’s so many jokes to make about this, but yeah a bunch of heroin in your cocaine could really fuck you u… https://t.co/KmUz9MTvHt
JoshButler the hits keep on coming for Sydney - now there’s heroin in the cocaine pic.twitter.com/Sz4qL9cpV4
Hey Alan Tudge will you teach me the ways of love? #TudgeLove https://t.co/G7f6VrS9UN
A good question to ask at this point: “What is Westpac’s exposure to WeWork?â€
Of course the story is about “a glob… https://t.co/ZM8V7VTFFq
RT @TheShovel: New COVID rules in NSW will stop residents leaving metropolitan Sydney unless it’s to visit the gravestone of an English rel…
Picketer On Planet Janet there are no 60 ish white blokes on Australian corporate boards pic.twitter.com/dK98f5zYxC
Coming soon to Parliament House, Canberra: The There Are Things On The Internet That I Don’t Like And I Don’t Like It Bill 2021.
Lol. Confirming, yes, that this is indeed a block in place, and that there is indeed such a law, the Tertiary Educa… https://t.co/JmAArFciEl
@reselsnark @abcnews Too many people still see changing their mind after they get more information as a “backflip†and weakness.
@BiancaNogrady That was quick! Pleasingly quick, in my view.
@upulie @abcnews This is the one that seems to have riled people today. I haven’t listened. https://t.co/LAxvAs5iNd
@upulie @abcnews There’s a view that some of his comments have been unhelpful, including re vaccine “hesitancyâ€. I… https://t.co/gg8ST7MTLV
@abcnews That said, on days like this there’s perhaps a bit too much time given to this specific bloke’s reckons t… https://t.co/vymKHEvvWs
@abcnews I know some people will screech OMFG DON’T LISTEN TO HIM HE IS WRONG but I’m grown up enough to be able to… https://t.co/1e0MaOhQHo
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Is Sydney going to need a lockdown?â€, and of course the title question i… https://t.co/5xcqpyMH6E
rorybaust who would have thought that 2021 would be just like 2020 only more f*cked up
RT @jpwarren: Ah, so there’ll be a lot more sex, then. https://t.co/8mcED9XFvY
RT @TrainsInfo: The green dots are back! You should only sit or stand where you see one of these: 🟢
Remember, you must wear a mask when tr…
joshgnosis Covid chicken marshalls making sure you’ve scanned the QR code. pic.twitter.com/ejld157baN
@paulwallbank @nicchristensen Now I’m hungry.
TinkerSec The year 1960 is the same length of time away from today as it is from the year 1899.
@nicchristensen And apparently crab racing is a particularly Australian thing! https://t.co/PEt6QR6DqO
RT @cameronwilson: SYDNEY’S COVID TWITTER RESTRICTIONS
- no quote tweets
- no more than five people allowed to reply to a tweet (including…
@nicchristensen Oh. No crabs. :(
@nicchristensen I think you mean “crapshoot†or are there crabs involved?
@zinak Which is kind of the entire point. The map being used is the one on the COVID-19 site and saying “But there… https://t.co/nsK3PuB8ka
@zinak Is that precisely the same map though?
I see that @COVID19NearMeAU has had to adapt to the new reality of air travel. covid19nearme.com.au pic.twitter.com/YHqcarSkOc
RT @cathywilcox1: Just counting myself lucky that eastern suburbs people don’t even like travelling to the north shore under normal circums…
@lestrade Not sure I agree. “Lockdown†doesn’t have a fixed meaning and will always have to have exceptions because… https://t.co/UafZuhrty0
@arwon Yeah that one wasn’t at all helpful. As for the broom handle, maybe just the tip now. :) There are too many… https://t.co/DKyBXeoCN8
WHAT IS GREATER SYDNEY? For the purposes of the NSW COVID-19 restrictions announced today (and previously) it’s the… https://t.co/VESFkiaicK
@arwon It’s this map in this page, btw. LGAs. https://t.co/c2wxivkYzM
I’ve also filed a ticked to add links to the… https://t.co/XO7lc72X6U
@arwon Half a broom handle then. And no barbed wire.
@arwon If this affects you, and we’re now 18 months into the pandemic, and you still haven’t worked it out, nah sor… https://t.co/7osAstVMeN
If you have any further questions, I am happy to answer them, along with giving you some free advice about what you… https://t.co/5LWmOkqIZD
Also, you people asking “What is metropolitan Sydney?â€, it’s the same as it’s been every other fucking time in the… https://t.co/P4PDSty3kn
HEY PEOPLE ASKING QUESTIONS IN THIS THREAD? Do you see that there is a link in the thread? Did you click and read b… https://t.co/AKa0RDpz3r
RT @NSWHealth: âš ï¸NEW COVID-19 RESTRICTIONS FOR GREATER SYDNEY (including the Central Coast, Blue Mountains, Wollongong and Shellharbour)âš ï¸â€¦
chaser Sky News frantically looks for way to blame Dan Andrews for this
Advice from WIRES was as expected. If the sick jerkbird returns, set up a Wile E Coyote trap per this PDF… https://t.co/x8R0Vq4ngV
@aleeb88 Would you like to invest in my phlogiston mine?
@staticsan I’m more worried about the virus spreading to all the other parrots.
@JustJimWillDo Oops. Psittacosis is this one, and bacterial. https://t.co/gGmNERQfgG PBFD is a different thing, and viral.
@JustJimWillDo Yeah it’s a nasty little bugger of a virus.
@ScooterDMC Here’s Wildlife Victoria’s fact sheet with trapping instructions. https://t.co/5cs8I5L7jq (PDF)
@ScooterDMC Advice on other states’ websites suggest trapping it, taking it to a vet for assessment, and it being e… https://t.co/YKCYL9Xv6x
I now have a query in WIRES’ queue awires.org.au0Q so I’ll get some advice in due course.
Right, the jerkbird is a wild one not a pet, so it’s not Blue Mountains City Council I need to talk to but WIRES. T… https://t.co/8EVo6zyJxp
Hurrah, or something. https://t.co/vpr6wL74av
Wed plan: A bunch of organisational things, including preparation for the diseased parrot, all, handled at an easy… https://t.co/hLimVK5uzp
Wed plan, the background: I’ve been very tired* the last few days, but I’m starting to have some energy again today… https://t.co/nCNsA1ccuu
RT @markhumphries: Looking forward to finding out who Matthew Humphries is at our book launch on 6 July in Sydney. Tickets available here:…
@TheIronMonk3 Yeah it’s a bastard of a thing. The NSW govt has listed it as a KEY THREATENING PROCESS for threatene… https://t.co/H6r2hXbTsK
Oh well. The last thing I want is for the virus to spread to the other parrots in the vicinity, so I guess that if… https://t.co/3Ywuxo3QpN
The advice I’ve seen at a couple of other state levels in the past is to trap it, confirm it’s PBFD, euthanise it.… https://t.co/4cHpSiy7nv
This morning’s sad sight: A sulphur-crested cockatoo with Psittacine Circoviral (beak and feather) Disease.… https://t.co/e4HnvdMFaB
RT @_Oliver_Yates: Wonderful to see the IPA funded by Gina, liking a tweet from a member of parliament supported by Gina, about the deputy…
RT @Scarfolk: It will soon be One Britain One Nation Day at your school. Free copies of I-Spy: Unpatriotic Classmates will be given to all…
Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today. pic.twitter.com/wOL4Zn4d0c
Wednesday. Ensure that all screw caps are closed tightly. Ask a friend to help. Wednesday.