Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 24th, 2021

I’ve had enough of Thursday now. Gorn.

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EverydayasOrenG Backwards X-axis 🤔 pic.twitter.com/YSEMql2cxS

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Six hours until Full Moon, at 0440 AEST Friday.

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JERKCITYBOT YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER ON THE MOON BUT INSTEAD IT’S MORE GOD DAMN COCKSUCKING

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I so want to reply with nothing but “Yes I did, thank you.” pic.twitter.com/dAXcpANmTN

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michaelkoziol In the most Double Bay development possible, the purported Michel’s Patisserie was actually a Michael’s Charcuterie twitter.com/nswhealth/stat…

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zei_squirrel the main guy behind the “critical race theory” hysteria is a far right christian fundamentalist creationist freak w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xM

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@skwashd Pandas are pretty munted at the best of times.

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Turns out this isn’t satire. Just deranged. twitter.com/Freeyourmindki…

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Hmmmm. I shouldn’t have been able to see this tweet because it contains one of the Forbidden Hashtags but here we a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vI

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danilic I made a pillow you can buy for days like this —aredbubble.com/i/throw-pillow…Upic.twitter.com/SpMJ9oQafYY

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sammyjcomedian We’re reading a special book today! Do you want to join us?

(Shout out to our illustrator Andrew Doodson. And apol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1I

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GordyPls There’s an iPhone app called “Die With Me” where you can chat to other people who have less than 5% battery left. pic.twitter.com/lKlGhlqbso

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NewtonMark Niki Savva quit her job at The Oz in preference to appearing on the same page as Peta Credlin. theguardian.com/media/2021/jun…

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AlanRMacLeod “Too much life”. pic.twitter.com/U3eRkFv67E

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@nazzer This is why the Good Lord invented ketamine and why everything household needs a supply.

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markhumphries Barabbas Loins Returns to the Leadership pic.twitter.com/PoCWJ293tn

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erinrileyau “Ben Roberts-Smith has admitted” should be a Cards Against Humanity card

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@awelder “Should” is such a tricky word…

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drphiliplee1 That’s not to discourage you from confronting, QTing, and dunking on anti-vaxxers, racists, and transphobes. Far fr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BM

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drphiliplee1 You may want to broaden your horizons and follow those of differing views and that’s a good thing. But the likeliho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oa

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drphiliplee1 Unpopular opinion: people posting on social media mostly already have entrenched views/beliefs, nearly no one has t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Os

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@wolfcat I’m not your mother. Make your own choices.

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.

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It’s true, he does, and the books are good. twitter.com/davidgerard/st…

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stilgherrian REMINDER: If you’re not listening to “China, If You’re Listening” by @MatthewBevan and team then you’re a fool to y..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xy

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@twcau @dobes It is important for you to understand that you’re perhaps the 7,580th person to make this joke.

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VeryBadLlama the five types of Canadian folk song:

- my wife is dead
- I wish my wife was dead
- I am from a small town and I l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…X4

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RAF_Luton BREAKING: The Boffins at LARPA (Lutons Advanced Research Projects Agency) will test the worlds first HeliBoat (Like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9n

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@maz_jovanovich I’m quite open-minded about these issues.

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Sometimes they make it too easy… pic.twitter.com/Y2cmV4QyOP

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chaser Michael McCormack retires from politics to take up lucrative fruit-picking job chaser.com.au/general-news/m…

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GroovyTasia We’ve all been there pic.twitter.com/0M1LtuT7IC

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@PoppetIII No one likes a soggy, moist Moon.

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willsommer Purported QAnon poster Ron Watkins has put out an odd new video denying he’s Q while posing around a creek while we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E9

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Twelve hours until Full Moon, at 0440 AEST Friday.

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@rorybaust When you make your own you have the choice. :)

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Reminder: If in doubt put a fried egg on it. pic.twitter.com/l6nLOAqzV1

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I appreciate that @COVID19NearMeAU has made New Zealand a state of Australia. twitter.com/COVID19NearMeA…

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Thu plan, updated: Good progress on the @zdnetaustralia piece, which I’ll finish tomorrow; next up is noodles; then..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lK

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“AFP told [by ANAO] to end over-reliance on network drives” by @justinrhendry (10 Jun) itnews.com.au/news/afp-told-…

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“Australian law enforcement found to have issues with data destruction” by @dobes zdnet.com/article/austra…

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He means the “Blue Mountains Unabomber”. And you’re welcome. twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…

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@franksting I haven’t had chips in AGES. I might have some tomorrow.

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@timjkeegan Nah, though I’m about to make lunch.

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Well, provided your editor isn’t the kind of person who’s reply with a terse “What the fuck is this shit?”.

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Pro Tip: When you’ve half-written some stuff and are now stuck for how to proceed, bundle up what you have and send..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tK

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I am filled with a sudden desire for hot chips, and now you are too. pic.twitter.com/u7UtJpaGV5

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Hmmm. Though Morrison does have anger management issues… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@TimWattsMP Probably less cocaine, though I do look forward to the fragrance. pic.twitter.com/azBN8Qx3ve

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PSyvret “Rising sea levels will mean the SA Lower Lakes system will not need environmental water”. Now if only someone cou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Z

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AmyRemeikis The Nationals sent out talking points with the amendments they wanted to the Murray-Darling basin plan (which their..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H5

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OzKitsch Superspreader event pic.twitter.com/Dk6cb0p0Wm

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JonahDispatch He must be REALLY immune by now. twitter.com/nypost/status/…

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Glaven1994 Fauci is now an anarchist pic.twitter.com/3ec4cOR5MN

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TheShovel ‘Do I Need To Wear A Mask While Doing Lines Of Coke?’ And 9 Other Questions From Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs

theshovel.com.au/2021/06/23/mas…

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Lol. “The research assumes a couple on average earnings for a 25 to 34-year-old in their city can save 20 per cent..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MT

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Thu plan: Easing back into productivity after those tired days*; slow start (done); write for @zdnetaustralia; sort..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eb

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travis_view I hope to soon see an article that includes the phrase “posthumous shitpost.”

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johnb78 Looking forward to the interstate online epidemiologists adding up today’s NSW numbers so that they include the 13..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…NJ

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@NewtonMark @ashabeeeee Very much so. The blockchain stuff turned out to be DTA huffing their seemingly endless sup..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mA

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“Human Rights Commission asks NDIS to remember robo-debt in automation push” by @ashabeeeee (22 Jun) zdnet.com/article/human-…

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“Airbnb Is Spending Millions of Dollars to Make Nightmares Go Away: When things go horribly wrong during a stay, th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z2

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SkinnerPm That’s literally the point. twitter.com/therecount/sta…

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The parliamentary inquiry into options for financing faster rail has posted a government response…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CY

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“John McAfee, antivirus software creator, found dead in prison after Spanish court allows extradition” abc.net.au/news/2021-06-2…

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JamColley Gotta be a top ten all-time Australian Politics paragraph pic.twitter.com/6UygERGoA4

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@RealNickHodge That’s some solid dickheading, Nick. J’approve.

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@alexkidman @jxeeno @joshgnosis @dobes @rohan_p There are so many glorious possibilities here.

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kemal_atlay I believe Caro may have deleted that tweet, but I’ve saved a copy for posterity pic.twitter.com/aYW3HMzB8p

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kemal_atlay “Walkley Award winner” doesn’t mean shit if you just spread nonsense like this. Do better.

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kemal_atlay This is factually incorrect. The vax rollout timetable assumes that all over-60s eligible for AZ vax will have had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i9

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jonoabroad Stil, an Australian, a foreigner, asking about love.

He wants to know what love is,
He wants Tudge to show him. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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It’s kinda sunny in the Blue Mountains right now but this afternoon looks a bit grim. pic.twitter.com/508M6pXaTg

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Thursday. Re-check the capacity of all buckets, physical and metaphorical. Thursday.

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