@nickzoic @NewtonMark @AbstractCode The poll is closed. I don’t have to think about this any more.
Meanwhile, “The most popular facial hair styles over the last 200 years, and the fascinating history behind how bea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yh
@JustJimWillDo I was thinking it would be a significant minority. I’d noticed a whole bunch of beards in profile pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Au
@NewtonMark @AbstractCode By my reckoning that’s not a beard because it’s not an intended enduring end state.
@JohnBirmingham [Prods with stick] So you do.
This is even more remarkable when I think about how many of you chaps are not particularly hirsute and growing a beard would be ambitious.
FINAL RESULT: 59% of my male followers have a beard. I have no idea what this means. Thank you for volunteering thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8w
@_TheOtherHoff Beautiful, though perhaps wrong.
@GeoffSpinmonkey That’s so sweet, thank you.
@jasonandrade The opposite of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. :)
One hour to go. Gentlemen and such who follow me, please consider. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mesut_Ausil [Ben Roberts-Smith calling the judge] hey mate, it’s Ben. Yeah I know it’s the weekend but here’s some other stuff I’ve done
@HartWexford Well then, my next podcast must include a segment of me explaining all the things.
@KyBusiness I must admit, though, I’m trying hard to not have opinions on what should be done, because I don’t know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR
@HartWexford You mean I am an epidemiologist?
@DrRhysPockett Hence the word “almost”. [Rolls eyes]
globeandmail In dozens of countries, more than 40% of the population has received at least one shot. Several, including Canada,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI
danilic Lockdown Art —#BondiClusterrpic.twitter.com/kP57uQJJXrr
Two hours to go. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@isgsaurabh @GreenJ One that works. ;)
“Semi destroys fairing at the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=tJIJ4Z…
latestinspace A beautiful time-lapse made with images from the Japanese spacecraft Kaguya showing the Earth being born on the lun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xy
@Pollytics Let’s hope so, because the first one was a bit grim.
PaulbernalUK The conflation between online abuse and ‘anonymous’ abuse is all too common and deeply damaging. It’s not about ano..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi
@oberonsghost @johnb78 My guess is no because covid is an animal virus, but the key word here is “guess”.
@COVID19NearMeAU Feature request, low priority: On the timeline animation, add some preset start-end points to show the various outbreaks?
@dprk_ebooks @COVID19NearMeAU And not in a good way.
Uhoh. Crossroads Hotel is in the mix again. pic.twitter.com/uMEODVNo1V
COVID19NearMeAU 📣 New feature: You can now group exposure locations based on suburb name, exposure date and last updated.
It’s now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cb
daniel_barker I bet it’s mouse prison. pic.twitter.com/JhJDkqNVMA
TheShovel Fuck, if only WHO had named the coronavirus ‘A 21 year-old YouTube producer’ rather than COVID-19, NSW would’ve ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…55
wolfcat And this area is LITERALLY NOT IN FUCKING LOCKDOWN
#COVID19nsw pic.twitter.com/nkuMmEhbVK
HartWexford Masturbate every ten minutes twitter.com/SandroDemaio/s…
@aleeb88 Ah OK, I should probably check what it looks like in the major apps and platforms.
LolInKent When you start looking for the stories the latest dead cat is designed to distract you from, and find so many you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Js
@boynxdor That definitely won’t be necessary. :)
@aleeb88 @patstokes Thanks, that was a fun one. Which app is that? It removed “The 9pm” from the front of the title..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WV
@NickyWill100 No just making misteaks.
Still enjoying this tweet from yesterday. twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…
“Dan Murphy’s will continue to operate as an essential service and remain open to customers.” pic.twitter.com/uCrRlWX3Tx
@kcarruthers No, I’m just asking “Do you have a beard?” Yes/No.
TheShovel Scott Morrison has reassured Sydneysiders that he was vaccinated 3 months ago #covidsydney
KANGAROOS. twitter.com/MondayStory/st…
@oberonsghost This one must be about @jeamland.
@domknight Thanks. And true, there’s a lot of grey areas here, but I figure people’s intent is the guide. “Shit, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ae
@noreasonspec I’m also going to try finding some figures for previous decades more generally. Someone must’ve tracked this stuff.
I’m half-surprised by this number. I’d suspected I had a lot of beardy followers, but 60% is somewhat higher than I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C2
Gentlemen and such, you have until 9pm AEST tonight to confirm or negate the apparent fact that 60% of my male foll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qT
@sylmobile @joannejacobs OUTCAST!
@rollerstkate You should be in charge.
@Bedeapk @johnallsopp Thanks, John. :)
Indeed. twitter.com/EleriMT/status…
Concerned that Orient St, Lawson, runs essentially north-south.
Reminder: I am not an epidemiologist and it’s almost certain that neither are you.
andy_park Panic buyers: literally the only thing you will be able to do over the next week is go shopping.
@_BertHandsome @swearyanthony It’s very sad, but they have to coordinate all the barristers as well as the judge. E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw
@reselsnark There was one from AAP earlier up too.
@LeanneKBailey It’s an engaging mystery.
@swearyanthony If not longer. Trial dates are booked quite some time ahead.
@paulkidd What about Whammy Tynette?
terrinwatson I asked my daughter what was her dream job. She replied, “Do you really think the ancestors wanted me to dream of l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wf
@erstkate There’s quite a bit of literal in it.
@jxeeno Let’s just say that I have enough Passion Pop to meet my needs.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
Hooked. pic.twitter.com/G928lOXTmZ
@NewtonMark Must be quite the list now.
@developerjack @joneaves Nah merely visiting doesn’t trigger that, though things may change this afternoon. Not tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…41
HappySinger Anyone else think “steel-cut oats” is really specific?
Personally, I can make porridge-related decisions without d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dU
@joneaves Oops I’d missed that bit somehow, though I thought I’d read everything.
So… Now that I’ve done the key produce shopping it’s time to grab some takeaway, eat it in the park, and get a train back to the Mountains.
@BXGD See? There’s so much to admire about The America!
This goes to what @NewtonMark was saying. You don’t need to order people what to do a make things a crime when they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rb
Silly me, of course nearly everything in the CBD etc is closed because their staff work here so they’re mostly at h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ls
@NewtonMark @MargotSaville @Bedeapk @Picketer I shall do the needful later today.
@SuperCroup Maybe I should revert to my First Dog on the Moon seagull avatar.
@dobes Mr @jonkudelka is also very good today. twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…
PPantsdown Re NSW COVID figures & the announcement/re-announcement daily figures.
Where can I see a good ol’ fashioned 2020-s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Y
@MargotSaville @Bedeapk @Picketer Hey @NewtonMark I think I’ve found another one for you.
Well, @dobes, this morning’s @davpope would’ve been filed yesterday afternoon but it still captures the mood. pic.twitter.com/OJL5yPJpdf
Rochelle @GNCordova Slavery is the same as having a music preference according to a new textbook I found THIS YEAR.
twitter.com/Rochelle/statu…
@justAfanDavid @DrBradMcKay Yeah all sorts of things can get stuck up there.
nhannahjones Is my posting the primary document (the executive order desegregating the military in 1948) that refutes this nonse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7
Sat plan, revised: Shower; quick lunch; fresh produce shopping, Thaitown; then the next available train back to Wen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU
DrBradMcKay A 45yo woman in Christchurch was tested for COVID-19 with a nasopharyngeal swab and it dislodged a tiddlywink stuck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rr
@ben_hr Wow now there’s a callback!
@derekbradley Less showy may not be a thing his brand can do.
nz_liam Ono the office has Gay bacon 😱 pic.twitter.com/8ylauArx9k
mikeduncan You could hide the context of these quotes and have people guess what period in American history this language come..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw
ben_hr People calling for expanded lockdowns are divided between those who can’t handle the cognitive discomfort associate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YT
dbRaevn NSW Outbreak Map - 26th June 2021
#COVID19nsw #COVID19NSWData pic.twitter.com/y5ZCWX5zls
This sort of thing can’t be good for your brand. pic.twitter.com/5C9SFkCVdy
colourmeamused_ tl; dr *anyone* in Sydney can get the AstraZeneca vaccine right now
It will protect you and those close to you far..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rb
TheTweetOfGod The people who think the world’s going to end all at once will be the ones most responsible for it ending gradually.
lucethoughts I know there’s bigger things happening but honestly, what? pic.twitter.com/Ph0RoL49ko
SOLID ADVICE. twitter.com/oberonsghost/s…
@_g_kate Thanks. Fortunately for me there’s not a lot to rearrange.
@_g_kate Here, have a thread. twitter.com/NSWHealth/stat…
@_g_kate Congrats on the baby though. :)
@_g_kate Yes, please see your second sentence. :) You are literally looking at Twitter and it is full of journalists tweeting the facts.
My co-conspirator has deemed the risk unacceptable, which I think is the right choice — especially with the news co.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kIo
Sat plan: Shitposting on Twitter because my I cancelled my morning; lunch, possibly with a co-conspirator if they d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX
jfahmy PRO TIP: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto, ignore him.
@NewtonMark … and I went on a bit of a rant too. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
On a slightly-related point, @NewtonMark said some good things last night… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
AAP knows what stories and what images will be in demand. They’re a good outfit.
A bunch of people are telling me about this photo. The editors request, the photojournalists deliver. Mick is a sol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zh
@dobes @estjune83 Great thinking. Other tips include Christmas Day at lunchtime, also a perfect time for getting a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tB
@dobes I agree, they’re wonderful. pic.twitter.com/K6DFaoX3lF
RealNickHodge ABC really not getting the semantics of UFO pic.twitter.com/7NQvIopIuG
One might think that a columnist writing about politics AT ALL when they’re the partner of a politician would be a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE
These three images will give you the flavour of what’s going on. All these people were in fact spread out along a 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zu
I note that it was March 2020 when I first deconstructed one of these photos. Scroll down this thread about half-wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gk
It’s such cheap tabloid stir-up-the-anger bullshit. Ignore the vast majority of people doing “the right thing”. Pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WA
I’d like to congratulate* all the Sydney news editors today who’ll assign a photographer to go to the beach with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u6
@DavidFeng Yeah it was looking so good too.
@DavidFeng Other way around. A covid-positive person travelled from Sydney to Wellington. The borders are pretty mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DD
@developerjack I’ll add this to the list of reasons I nearly chose to become a cartographer.
@developerjack Lol yeah. I can see that it’s how your brain imagines what the shoreline looks like under the wider-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O8
Sat plan, the background to the decisions I’m making. Not that the decisions are difficult to make…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35
Hey @dobes I’m really liking the cod and carp themes this week, like this @roweafr. pic.twitter.com/9oaeOF0BfK
TungusBusko The next British royal wedding should be a femboy princess
I wanna see if the UK public’s hard-on for the royals o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uY
Sydney’s weather is taunting me this morning, now that I’ve cut back my plans. pic.twitter.com/Cnuwo32ih4
Gentlemen, before you do anything else today I need you to consider this important poll. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Saturday. The ones on the edge curve upwards when they’re feeling annoyed or threatened. Speak softly to them. Saturday.
Goodnight.
Meanwhile, look at this poll. The numbers are disturbing me. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…