Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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June 26th, 2021

@nickzoic @NewtonMark @AbstractCode The poll is closed. I don’t have to think about this any more.

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Meanwhile, “The most popular facial hair styles over the last 200 years, and the fascinating history behind how bea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yh

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@JustJimWillDo I was thinking it would be a significant minority. I’d noticed a whole bunch of beards in profile pi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Au

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@NewtonMark @AbstractCode By my reckoning that’s not a beard because it’s not an intended enduring end state.

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This is even more remarkable when I think about how many of you chaps are not particularly hirsute and growing a beard would be ambitious.

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FINAL RESULT: 59% of my male followers have a beard. I have no idea what this means. Thank you for volunteering thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8w

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@jasonandrade The opposite of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. :)

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One hour to go. Gentlemen and such who follow me, please consider. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mesut_Ausil [Ben Roberts-Smith calling the judge] hey mate, it’s Ben. Yeah I know it’s the weekend but here’s some other stuff I’ve done

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@HartWexford Well then, my next podcast must include a segment of me explaining all the things.

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@KyBusiness I must admit, though, I’m trying hard to not have opinions on what should be done, because I don’t know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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@DrRhysPockett Hence the word “almost”. [Rolls eyes]

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globeandmail In dozens of countries, more than 40% of the population has received at least one shot. Several, including Canada,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TI

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danilic Lockdown Art —rpic.twitter.com/kP57uQJJXrr

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“Semi destroys fairing at the 11foot8+8 bridge” youtube.com/watch?v=tJIJ4Z…

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latestinspace A beautiful time-lapse made with images from the Japanese spacecraft Kaguya showing the Earth being born on the lun..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Xy

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@Pollytics Let’s hope so, because the first one was a bit grim.

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PaulbernalUK The conflation between online abuse and ‘anonymous’ abuse is all too common and deeply damaging. It’s not about ano..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gi

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@oberonsghost @johnb78 My guess is no because covid is an animal virus, but the key word here is “guess”.

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@COVID19NearMeAU Feature request, low priority: On the timeline animation, add some preset start-end points to show the various outbreaks?

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Uhoh. Crossroads Hotel is in the mix again. pic.twitter.com/uMEODVNo1V

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COVID19NearMeAU 📣 New feature: You can now group exposure locations based on suburb name, exposure date and last updated.

It’s now..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cb

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daniel_barker I bet it’s mouse prison. pic.twitter.com/JhJDkqNVMA

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TheShovel Fuck, if only WHO had named the coronavirus ‘A 21 year-old YouTube producer’ rather than COVID-19, NSW would’ve ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…55

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wolfcat And this area is LITERALLY NOT IN FUCKING LOCKDOWN

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HartWexford Masturbate every ten minutes twitter.com/SandroDemaio/s…

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@aleeb88 Ah OK, I should probably check what it looks like in the major apps and platforms.

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LolInKent When you start looking for the stories the latest dead cat is designed to distract you from, and find so many you c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Js

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@boynxdor That definitely won’t be necessary. :)

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@aleeb88 @patstokes Thanks, that was a fun one. Which app is that? It removed “The 9pm” from the front of the title..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WV

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Still enjoying this tweet from yesterday. twitter.com/Paul_Karp/stat…

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“Dan Murphy’s will continue to operate as an essential service and remain open to customers.” pic.twitter.com/uCrRlWX3Tx

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@kcarruthers No, I’m just asking “Do you have a beard?” Yes/No.

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TheShovel Scott Morrison has reassured Sydneysiders that he was vaccinated 3 months ago

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@domknight Thanks. And true, there’s a lot of grey areas here, but I figure people’s intent is the guide. “Shit, I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ae

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@noreasonspec I’m also going to try finding some figures for previous decades more generally. Someone must’ve tracked this stuff.

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I’m half-surprised by this number. I’d suspected I had a lot of beardy followers, but 60% is somewhat higher than I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…C2

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Gentlemen and such, you have until 9pm AEST tonight to confirm or negate the apparent fact that 60% of my male foll..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qT

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Concerned that Orient St, Lawson, runs essentially north-south.

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Reminder: I am not an epidemiologist and it’s almost certain that neither are you.

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andy_park Panic buyers: literally the only thing you will be able to do over the next week is go shopping.

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@nphair @smh Nah there were some floating around this morning. They’re quick.

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@_BertHandsome @swearyanthony It’s very sad, but they have to coordinate all the barristers as well as the judge. E..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mw

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@reselsnark There was one from AAP earlier up too.

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@swearyanthony If not longer. Trial dates are booked quite some time ahead.

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terrinwatson I asked my daughter what was her dream job. She replied, “Do you really think the ancestors wanted me to dream of l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wf

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@erstkate There’s quite a bit of literal in it.

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@jxeeno Let’s just say that I have enough Passion Pop to meet my needs.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@developerjack @joneaves Nah merely visiting doesn’t trigger that, though things may change this afternoon. Not tha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…41

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HappySinger Anyone else think “steel-cut oats” is really specific?

Personally, I can make porridge-related decisions without d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dU

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@joneaves Oops I’d missed that bit somehow, though I thought I’d read everything.

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So… Now that I’ve done the key produce shopping it’s time to grab some takeaway, eat it in the park, and get a train back to the Mountains.

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@BXGD See? There’s so much to admire about The America!

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This goes to what @NewtonMark was saying. You don’t need to order people what to do a make things a crime when they..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rb

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Silly me, of course nearly everything in the CBD etc is closed because their staff work here so they’re mostly at h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ls

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@SuperCroup Maybe I should revert to my First Dog on the Moon seagull avatar.

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PPantsdown Re NSW COVID figures & the announcement/re-announcement daily figures.
Where can I see a good ol’ fashioned 2020-s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6Y

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Well, @dobes, this morning’s @davpope would’ve been filed yesterday afternoon but it still captures the mood. pic.twitter.com/OJL5yPJpdf

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Rochelle @GNCordova Slavery is the same as having a music preference according to a new textbook I found THIS YEAR.

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@justAfanDavid @DrBradMcKay Yeah all sorts of things can get stuck up there.

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nhannahjones Is my posting the primary document (the executive order desegregating the military in 1948) that refutes this nonse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…V7

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Sat plan, revised: Shower; quick lunch; fresh produce shopping, Thaitown; then the next available train back to Wen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KU

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DrBradMcKay A 45yo woman in Christchurch was tested for COVID-19 with a nasopharyngeal swab and it dislodged a tiddlywink stuck..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Rr

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@ben_hr Wow now there’s a callback!

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@derekbradley Less showy may not be a thing his brand can do.

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nz_liam Ono the office has Gay bacon 😱 pic.twitter.com/8ylauArx9k

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mikeduncan You could hide the context of these quotes and have people guess what period in American history this language come..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aw

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ben_hr People calling for expanded lockdowns are divided between those who can’t handle the cognitive discomfort associate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YT

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dbRaevn NSW Outbreak Map - 26th June 2021
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This sort of thing can’t be good for your brand. pic.twitter.com/5C9SFkCVdy

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colourmeamused_ tl; dr *anyone* in Sydney can get the AstraZeneca vaccine right now

It will protect you and those close to you far..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rb

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TheTweetOfGod The people who think the world’s going to end all at once will be the ones most responsible for it ending gradually.

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lucethoughts I know there’s bigger things happening but honestly, what? pic.twitter.com/Ph0RoL49ko

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@_g_kate Thanks. Fortunately for me there’s not a lot to rearrange.

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@_g_kate Congrats on the baby though. :)

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@_g_kate Yes, please see your second sentence. :) You are literally looking at Twitter and it is full of journalists tweeting the facts.

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My co-conspirator has deemed the risk unacceptable, which I think is the right choice — especially with the news co.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kIo

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Sat plan: Shitposting on Twitter because my I cancelled my morning; lunch, possibly with a co-conspirator if they d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZX

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jfahmy PRO TIP: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto, ignore him.

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On a slightly-related point, @NewtonMark said some good things last night… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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AAP knows what stories and what images will be in demand. They’re a good outfit.

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A bunch of people are telling me about this photo. The editors request, the photojournalists deliver. Mick is a sol..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zh

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@dobes @estjune83 Great thinking. Other tips include Christmas Day at lunchtime, also a perfect time for getting a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tB

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RealNickHodge ABC really not getting the semantics of UFO pic.twitter.com/7NQvIopIuG

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One might think that a columnist writing about politics AT ALL when they’re the partner of a politician would be a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE

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These three images will give you the flavour of what’s going on. All these people were in fact spread out along a 1..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zu

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I note that it was March 2020 when I first deconstructed one of these photos. Scroll down this thread about half-wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gk

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It’s such cheap tabloid stir-up-the-anger bullshit. Ignore the vast majority of people doing “the right thing”. Pla..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WA

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I’d like to congratulate* all the Sydney news editors today who’ll assign a photographer to go to the beach with a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u6

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@DavidFeng Yeah it was looking so good too.

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@DavidFeng Other way around. A covid-positive person travelled from Sydney to Wellington. The borders are pretty mu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DD

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@developerjack I’ll add this to the list of reasons I nearly chose to become a cartographer.

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@developerjack Lol yeah. I can see that it’s how your brain imagines what the shoreline looks like under the wider-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O8

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Sat plan, the background to the decisions I’m making. Not that the decisions are difficult to make…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…35

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Hey @dobes I’m really liking the cod and carp themes this week, like this @roweafr. pic.twitter.com/9oaeOF0BfK

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TungusBusko The next British royal wedding should be a femboy princess

I wanna see if the UK public’s hard-on for the royals o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uY

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Sydney’s weather is taunting me this morning, now that I’ve cut back my plans. pic.twitter.com/Cnuwo32ih4

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Gentlemen, before you do anything else today I need you to consider this important poll. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Saturday. The ones on the edge curve upwards when they’re feeling annoyed or threatened. Speak softly to them. Saturday.

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Meanwhile, look at this poll. The numbers are disturbing me. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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