RT @Pandamoanimum: Your regular reminder that by adding googly eyes to the tap of a wine box you can make your very own Shaun the Sheep. ht…
RT @BarnabyEdwards: This is wonderful. https://t.co/F79TCMJZsp
@missrobinson @JohnBirmingham What the fuck even is that?
@JonoH Um, what? No this is a completely new concept for me.
@JonoH There really should be the one hand on the wall holding itself up.
@JonoH As long as it’s not me.
RT @dobes: Australia 2034: Norman Swan and the Australian Lockdown Party are swept back into power.
The signature policy during the campa…
@JonoH Is it just me, or does that look like a drunk robot pissing into a bucket?
@akira100p I love this guy’s videos because they’re just so wonderfully stupid.
@akira100p Actually there’s several new videos from @akira100p. https://t.co/52OwXqkV7d
@developerjack @kemal_atlay Exactly. :)
New from @akira100p: AKIRA100% Short stretch pole / ã‚¢ã‚ラ100%『çŸã„ストレッãƒãƒãƒ¼ãƒ«ã€https://t.co/dBZKhkqALU
@developerjack @kemal_atlay Too late. It’s all sex now.
@developerjack @kemal_atlay Not only that, they count as sex.
@PaulBongiorno @RealMarkLatham I can’t believe I need to say this. Because the minuscule risk of vaccines, any vacc… https://t.co/43Wox8ONdn
@jeamland That works for you. Good choice.
RT @FadAstra: full employment white paper https://t.co/vrjRBAlPN5
RT @tagesschau: Australien: “Das Covid-freie Paradies ist eine Illusion” https://t.co/ryJNIIjmi1 #Australien #Coronavirus
“When your teacher needs two strong boys†(1m23s) https://t.co/GHLWt2qcKU
“The History Channel spin-off series no one asked for†(3m19s) https://t.co/EhVXibkHpy
Hey @dobes … https://t.co/yE92LAjttV
RT @SuperCroup: I’m not expecting anything revolutionary from the ALP, but something better than a second edition of a document from 75 yea…
Can I just say that @alex_c_lee and @craigreucassel are making a wonderful quiz program here, and we’re only two ep… https://t.co/DSonE7fZVP
Quick plugs: I was going to record a podcast today but I ended up sleeping instead. I’ll record it tomorrow. Look f… https://t.co/IWmp6KdzTS
RT @michaelneale: Data over celebrity feelings. https://t.co/dynYDl76Sx
@GordyPls The Blue Lagoon.
@glengyron @_BertHandsome She kept touching my arm.
RT @Nathleigh: I made a song out of all the hashtags & nicknames for Scott Morrison.
According to legend, if you play the song 3 times, he…
notDcfcBoss On this day 60 years ago, Lady Diana Spencer was born. Always in our hearts. pic.twitter.com/XjdEom1oHk
@Divveyfallfan @MatthewBevan There are so many killer lines in this episode. Fantastic writing, Matt.
RT @owillis: the existence of a space race between billionaires is a clear sign these people aren’t being taxed nearly enough. https://t.co…
@MatthewBevan One more episode to go: Will the US and China go to war?
(However the series’ focus is on Australia’… https://t.co/gUGxJPRV3o
So yeah @MatthewBevan and team’s “China, If You’re Listening†is a must-listen podcast. https://t.co/rksRiuEzHz
Bu… https://t.co/qqgSXl4vi0
RT @johnb78: “Belgium is famous for two things, the Pfizer vaccine and child molesters. And they only invented the vaccine to get to the ki…
RossFloate Work email is a terrible computer game where the objective is to put your problems in someone else’s inbox and keep theirs out of yours.
@frindley Thanks so much. I’ll definitely look into this one.
@frindley Curious. Thank you. The interest isn’t the important but, obviously, because what even is interest these days.
RT @NewtonMark: The only thing National Cabinet actually did today is reduce the international arrivals quota.
The rest of the presser was…
RT @lauramoates: Guardian is hiring an inequality reporter!!! Such a good role for Indigenous or PoC journos , I can think of a few who wou…
RT @clark_aviation: Comrade Robert Ludvigovich Bartini, an Italian-born Soviet designer, who was never afraid to ‘plough his own furrow’!
H…
@NewtonMark @19bk69 @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch “What every man wants to hear during sex.â€
@19bk69 @NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch “Not my aircraft, not my lobsters.â€
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch It was here, out in Rectangle Country. https://t.co/IcUm7UttGJ
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark @OzKitsch Huh? Albury? What you mean?
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch This is true, and I’m looking forward to being able to recreate that experienc… https://t.co/HLhJLauMRU
Rob_Stott Imagine announcing, 18 months into a pandemic, “phase one” of your “new deal” is an intention to vaccinate the population
@GreenJ Is that another term for “cabinet reshuffle�
RT @thefemmekytty: this is the best definition on urban dictionary https://t.co/e7i8LEY4If
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch On the other hand, an ATSB report about lobsters loose in the aircraft would be an amusing read.
@jpwarren This one from @patstokes is much better. https://t.co/GaNFWoZv1g
RT @archeohistories: A 1666 plague stone - it was put on a corner of a street, filled with vinegar and used to wash hands/money. The 1600s…
@NewtonMark @OzKitsch When I was a kid we had some sort of cousins or whatever living at Kingston SE so a road trip… https://t.co/uGQ0CW58Zh
@NewtonMark @OzKitsch Larry!
@JustJimWillDo @TheIronMonk3 Hmmm? [Scrolls back.] No, no comment here.
Thanks everyone. Suggestions so far include HSBC Flexisaver, ING, 86400, Me, Up, Bendigo, Rabo, the TAB, or just se… https://t.co/HSNKeX5qrF
@OzKitsch @RealNickHodge See THAT’S what royalty is all about!
@jonkudelka That is very nice, yes.
@mckinnon_a I mean cocaine would probably also work.
@jpwarren Oh you mean the lack of measurable concrete targets and the weasel words like “may include†actions with… https://t.co/3GWjHNJje7
@mckinnon_a Money, probably.
@jenny_sinclair Oh yes of course.
Yes, I should’ve been clearer. I’m not expecting a savings interest return because it’ll never have a huge balance.… https://t.co/ZHPnmva8zS
Here you go, @dobes. https://t.co/ZA8U3O8CXR
Mr @JohnBirmingham’s Alien Sideboob is not free to read today but it’s titled “Militarise everything. It’s your ADF… https://t.co/ztfXBhFerh
@frindley Ta. The balance goes up at that rate, but then every three months it comes down again when the BAS gets filed. Will investigate.
@jenny_sinclair Ah, so what you’re saying is that I should park it in Bitcoin. Cool.
@BundyB @JustJimWillDo @dobes Yeah so @dobes much as I love you and respect your professionalism etc etc yeah nah.
Hey Freelancers, which banks etc are doing good “savings†or other holding accounts in which to stash your GST until it needs to be paid?
@tacticalmaid It’ll be seen as a watershed moment for a whole bunch of things.
See also @TimeGhostTV’s “ Disease,… https://t.co/1jRcDld8En
@OzKitsch The Craymobile should at least have claws or something, but I suppose these were simpler times.
Here’s a very ambitious image of the four-stage planpic.twitter.com/5ggrt8MNjeje
Highlights of the PM’s press conference today, per the Graun. https://t.co/e7Kzf8gu5V
(Earlier I said the National… https://t.co/Ik9q6PoFMa
@JohnBirmingham Are you a bee?
@OzKitsch That was one of my favourite shots in the whole list!
Hurrah! I have just been sleeping most of the day! I love adjust-the-meds weeks. Looks like I’ll shift the podcast recording to tomorrow.
hannahgais bro are you ok pic.twitter.com/dI2bQoPMUu
Hmmm. I’m a bit sooky this morning actually.
@irisherself I read a lot less than people imagine, but as it happens I did know about this, erm, job.
I think @ApostrophePong would like this video too. https://t.co/n8PUW0l0Jx
@dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay The only advantage the roos have is that the jerkbirds have a slow rate of climb initially.
@dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay What can a kangaroo do though? The jerkbirds are well away before they’ve turned around.
cathywilcox1 Clear as mud.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/iZFyRAanPY
@dobes I’d missed yesterdayâ€pic.twitter.com/M8y6A8mCHUmCHU
Yet another magnificent @davcpope toon, eh @dobes? pic.twitter.com/zhxBjE932w
RT @rohan_p: is too early to drink myself into insensibility at the state of the world? https://t.co/hiXaYLqbx8
RT @chaser: Sydneysiders told to stay home unless attending a search party for Scott Morrison https://t.co/jHZJVbO5Eo
Listening to the state premiers saying this wasn’t a decision of National Cabinet and they dunno where this decisio… https://t.co/XLKLwHouFd
I find that unlikely, of course, because Scott Morrison is renown for his cheerful eagerness to take the blame for the smallest of glitches.
@7ampodcast This is an interesting analysis. The AstraZeneca change wasn’t in the main part of Morrison’s press con… https://t.co/EChQMpsDqz
Listening to today’@7ampodcastst, “How a slip of the tongue changed the vaccine rollopca.st/o400pdd0XuZUyv
@awelder @ScottRhodie @franksting Well with a bit of lock lockdown will end before then and I can sample this place.
@purserj @dobes @rohan_p @davidgerard Probably more kale.
@ScottRhodie @franksting This one? “It’s Official: Frankie’s Pizza Will Be Demolished To Make Way for the New Metro… https://t.co/V9o5Czv1tG
RT @Mick_Cook: Am I the only one intrigued by the title “Amphibious Communications Officers� https://t.co/fSIBs0ZmBk
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “How are Australia’s outbreaks looking one week in?â€â€¦ https://t.co/TS2qZJX5kx
@TheIronMonk3 Lovely. I hope we get a good turnout.
@ScottRhodie @franksting Which Frankies is this?
There’s also a bonus episode of “The 8pm Quiz†Thursday next week, so put that in your schedules. https://t.co/8uXrZkHTNs
Anyway, if you’re a supporter of the Edict and want to cash in your credits for TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOP… https://t.co/82arB1a4Om
Fri plan, additional: I’ll prep some segments so the recording will go quickly, because the post-meeting press conf… https://t.co/6Velq3XYqj
Fri plan: Apart from a few minor tasks, today is all about producing an episode of “The 9pm Edictâ€Â podcast. There’s… https://t.co/GsYhreznzH
It’s going to be a lovely winter day in the Blue Mountains today, except we’re in lockdown so you can’t sepic.twitter.com/8tfqHIpre8HIpre8
Friday. The excitement will peak at midday, mark my words! Friday.