Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 2nd, 2021

Pandamoanimum Your regular reminder that by adding googly eyes to the tap of a wine box you can make your very own Shaun the Shee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cp

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BarnabyEdwards This is wonderful. pic.twitter.com/F79TCMJZsp

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@JonoH Um, what? No this is a completely new concept for me.

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@JonoH There really should be the one hand on the wall holding itself up.

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@JonoH As long as it’s not me.

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dobes Australia 2034: Norman Swan and the Australian Lockdown Party are swept back into power.

The signature policy dur..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SI

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@JonoH Is it just me, or does that look like a drunk robot pissing into a bucket?

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@akira100p I love this guy’s videos because they’re just so wonderfully stupid.

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New from @akira100p: AKIRA100% Short stretch pole / アキラ100%『短いストレッチポール』youtube.com/watch?v=bJm2Eq…

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@PaulBongiorno @RealMarkLatham I can’t believe I need to say this. Because the minuscule risk of vaccines, any vacc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dn

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@jeamland That works for you. Good choice.

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FadAstra full employment white paper twitter.com/dailystar/stat…

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tagesschau Australien: “Das Covid-freie Paradies ist eine Illusion” tagesschau.de/ausland/austra…

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“When your teacher needs two strong boys” (1m23s) youtube.com/watch?v=yct2Ln…

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“The History Channel spin-off series no one asked for” (3m19s) youtube.com/watch?v=2Z24CY…

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SuperCroup I’m not expecting anything revolutionary from the ALP, but something better than a second edition of a document fro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UM

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Can I just say that @alex_c_lee and @craigreucassel are making a wonderful quiz program here, and we’re only two ep..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VP

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Quick plugs: I was going to record a podcast today but I ended up sleeping instead. I’ll record it tomorrow. Look f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TS

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michaelneale Data over celebrity feelings. twitter.com/ketanj0/status…

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Nathleigh I made a song out of all the hashtags & nicknames for Scott Morrison.
According to legend, if you play the song 3..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5N

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notDcfcBoss On this day 60 years ago, Lady Diana Spencer was born. Always in our hearts. pic.twitter.com/XjdEom1oHk

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@Divveyfallfan @MatthewBevan There are so many killer lines in this episode. Fantastic writing, Matt.

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owillis the existence of a space race between billionaires is a clear sign these people aren’t being taxed nearly enough. cnn.com/2021/07/01/tec…

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@MatthewBevan One more episode to go: Will the US and China go to war?

(However the series’ focus is on Australia’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3o

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So yeah @MatthewBevan and team’s “China, If You’re Listening” is a must-listen podcast. abc.net.au/radio/programs…

Bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i0

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johnb78 “Belgium is famous for two things, the Pfizer vaccine and child molesters. And they only invented the vaccine to ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wP

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RossFloate Work email is a terrible computer game where the objective is to put your problems in someone else’s inbox and keep theirs out of yours.

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@frindley Thanks so much. I’ll definitely look into this one.

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@frindley Curious. Thank you. The interest isn’t the important but, obviously, because what even is interest these days.

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NewtonMark The only thing National Cabinet actually did today is reduce the international arrivals quota.

The rest of the pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RA

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lauramoates Guardian is hiring an inequality reporter!!! Such a good role for Indigenous or PoC journos , I can think of a few..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xf

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clark_aviation Comrade Robert Ludvigovich Bartini, an Italian-born Soviet designer, who was never afraid to ‘plough his own furrow..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pu

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@NewtonMark @19bk69 @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch “What every man wants to hear during sex.”

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@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch This is true, and I’m looking forward to being able to recreate that experienc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RU

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Rob_Stott Imagine announcing, 18 months into a pandemic, “phase one” of your “new deal” is an intention to vaccinate the population

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@GreenJ Is that another term for “cabinet reshuffle”?

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thefemmekytty this is the best definition on urban dictionary pic.twitter.com/e7i8LEY4If

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@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo @OzKitsch On the other hand, an ATSB report about lobsters loose in the aircraft would be an amusing read.

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archeohistories A 1666 plague stone - it was put on a corner of a street, filled with vinegar and used to wash hands/money. The 160..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0n

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@NewtonMark @OzKitsch When I was a kid we had some sort of cousins or whatever living at Kingston SE so a road trip..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zh

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@JustJimWillDo @TheIronMonk3 Hmmm? [Scrolls back.] No, no comment here.

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Thanks everyone. Suggestions so far include HSBC Flexisaver, ING, 86400, Me, Up, Bendigo, Rabo, the TAB, or just se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF

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@OzKitsch @RealNickHodge See THAT’S what royalty is all about!

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@mckinnon_a I mean cocaine would probably also work.

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@jpwarren Oh you mean the lack of measurable concrete targets and the weasel words like “may include” actions with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…e7

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Yes, I should’ve been clearer. I’m not expecting a savings interest return because it’ll never have a huge balance…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zS

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Mr @JohnBirmingham’s Alien Sideboob is not free to read today but it’s titled “Militarise everything. It’s your ADF..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rh

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@frindley Ta. The balance goes up at that rate, but then every three months it comes down again when the BAS gets filed. Will investigate.

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@jenny_sinclair Ah, so what you’re saying is that I should park it in Bitcoin. Cool.

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@BundyB @JustJimWillDo @dobes Yeah so @dobes much as I love you and respect your professionalism etc etc yeah nah.

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Hey Freelancers, which banks etc are doing good “savings” or other holding accounts in which to stash your GST until it needs to be paid?

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@tacticalmaid It’ll be seen as a watershed moment for a whole bunch of things.

See also @TimeGhostTV’s ” Disease,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…En

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@OzKitsch The Craymobile should at least have claws or something, but I suppose these were simpler times.

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Here’s a very ambitious image of the four-stage plan. pic.twitter.com/5ggrt8MNje

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Highlights of the PM’s press conference today, per the Graun. theguardian.com/australia-news…

(Earlier I said the National..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ma

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@OzKitsch That was one of my favourite shots in the whole list!

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Hurrah! I have just been sleeping most of the day! I love adjust-the-meds weeks. Looks like I’ll shift the podcast recording to tomorrow.

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hannahgais bro are you ok pic.twitter.com/dI2bQoPMUu

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Hmmm. I’m a bit sooky this morning actually.

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@irisherself I read a lot less than people imagine, but as it happens I did know about this, erm, job.

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@dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay The only advantage the roos have is that the jerkbirds have a slow rate of climb initially.

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@dobes @purserj @ParrotOfTheDay What can a kangaroo do though? The jerkbirds are well away before they’ve turned around.

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cathywilcox1 Clear as mud.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/iZFyRAanPY

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Yet another magnificent @davcpope toon, eh @dobes? pic.twitter.com/zhxBjE932w

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rohan_p is too early to drink myself into insensibility at the state of the world? twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/…

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chaser Sydneysiders told to stay home unless attending a search party for Scott Morrison chaser.com.au/general-news/s…

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Listening to the state premiers saying this wasn’t a decision of National Cabinet and they dunno where this decisio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fd

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I find that unlikely, of course, because Scott Morrison is renown for his cheerful eagerness to take the blame for the smallest of glitches.

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@7ampodcast This is an interesting analysis. The AstraZeneca change wasn’t in the main part of Morrison’s press con..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qz

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Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “How a slip of the tongue changed the vaccine rollout” pca.st/o400pdd0

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@awelder @ScottRhodie @franksting Well with a bit of lock lockdown will end before then and I can sample this place.

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@ScottRhodie @franksting This one? “It’s Official: Frankie’s Pizza Will Be Demolished To Make Way for the New Metro..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tG

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Mick_Cook Am I the only one intrigued by the title “Amphibious Communications Officers”? twitter.com/thekrulakcente…

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “How are Australia’s outbreaks looking one week in?”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kx

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@TheIronMonk3 Lovely. I hope we get a good turnout.

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There’s also a bonus episode of “The 8pm Quiz” Thursday next week, so put that in your schedules. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Anyway, if you’re a supporter of the Edict and want to cash in your credits for TRIGGER WORDS or a CONVERSATION TOP..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Om

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Fri plan, additional: I’ll prep some segments so the recording will go quickly, because the post-meeting press conf..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qj

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Fri plan: Apart from a few minor tasks, today is all about producing an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast. There’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zH

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It’s going to be a lovely winter day in the Blue Mountains today, except we’re in lockdown so you can’t see it. pic.twitter.com/8tfqHIpre8

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Friday. The excitement will peak at midday, mark my words! Friday.

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