
AmelieinTokyo Wow! This video of the Shinjuku 3D giant cat is amazing! 🙀
pic.twitter.com/87y4g6XFvJ
ThePlanetaryGuy On the left is Saturn’s moon Pandora, photographed by @CassiniSaturn in 2016.
On the right is what Saturn’s moon P..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fp
@RealNickHodge Well it’s tomorrow anyway, but it does help if you air out the old rugs before use. You don’t want mildew down there.
I do have it the wrong way around, and the joke will therefore be better six months from now. No one else noticed. twitter.com/Vladesch/statu…
@kerrieross9 We were taught that, but it turns out the appendix is probably all about regulating bacteria in the gu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k7
EXACTLY 12 HOURS TO GO. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@johnthelutheran You could knock me down with a feather.
@PaulineGambley Oui.
So it turns out Scott Morrison is a bit of a cunt. Huh.
JUST 72 HOURS FROM NOW: A bonus episode of “The 8pm Quiz” livestream at 8pm AEDT this Thursday 8 July…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kM

OwsWills more of this, please internet pic.twitter.com/SnxxQkK0uh
Thank God it’s Friday.

cameronwilson lmao a redditor has analysed WA Premier Mark McGowan’s COVID-19 conference start times (via u/awhug) pic.twitter.com/g4K1veQ3pI
RADIOACTIVE HYBRID TERROR PIGS!
“Radioactive hybrid terror pigs have made themselves a home in Fukushima’s exclusi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y7
IT’S HAPPENING! twitter.com/ABSStats/statu…
Listening to @theharryshearer’s “Le Show” pca.st/k0nwituo
@evcricket This is a terrible euphemism.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “The judgement that changed climate law in Australia” pca.st/428we7hb
@Philkx2 One thing at a time.
Although I don’t like how Medicare says it can change things at any time, including the terms of use, without telli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…O5
I like how the Services Australia support person let out a little “Ooh!” of surprise when I said that the linking had worked straight away.
Aha! That worked too. Once I got a linking code. My Medicare is now also linked to my myGov.
I’ve called the Services Australia Online Services Support Hotline. The IVR options are confusing so I selected “Ot..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hJ
Anyway let’s knock off linking myGov to Medicare while we’re at it. Calling them to get a linking code now.
Their job, after all, is just getting this myGov/ATO linkage working.
Well that was painless. I now have access to my disaster area of an ATO account, and in the coming days I’ll start..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fk
@developerjack Nah I’ve used it in the past. It’s just DDMMYYYY. Maybe it’s a fuzzy match to what they have on file..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1B
I probably should’ve recorded all this excitement.
I’ve called again. Once you’ve listened to the fixed information (3 minutes or so) and entered your tax file number..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sg
@joelmcourtney Of course. :) This isn’t my first goat rodeo.
@CDunnart Because that’s how you log in to do your taxes.
@ShoebridgeMLC @deejayqf Check the times. The lockdown started later in the day. There is nothing to see here, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…SL
The IVR on this phone number does not have an option 5. Because of course it doesn’t. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

Yeah nah. pic.twitter.com/syQrw1Ibps
@christopherneal It is, but I don’t have any here. I might get some kerosene or isopropyl alcohol from the shed.
Hahahaha! “A932.02 - Ineligible to link.”
So now I get to phone the ATO in the first few days of July. I think I m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z9
Given that I want to get this done, I kinda have to accept suboptimal conditions for communications. I wonder if th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9F
Oh very cute, ATO, very cute.
“I acknowledge ATO communications are served on me once they are capable of being re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2p
I thought I’d link in my Medicare account first, but while Medicare handles mononyms (single-word names) just fine,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…87
That was actually straightforward. The app as 2FA with SMS as a backup. However unlike 2FA in a bunch of other site..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3O

Trollolol! pic.twitter.com/U6OrVqxj2E

Lol one and a half stars. pic.twitter.com/jc9fjpVTso

What I will do, though, is turn on two-factor authentication (2FA). I’ll use the app rather than SMS. pic.twitter.com/yxGPzc3VPt
I see that myGovID is still in beta, so yeah nah. Don’t user beta versions of identity and security stuff. And ther..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5g
Right. My first task today is to link my myGov account to the Australian Taxation Office. I will also be considerin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5V
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Three lockdowns end! Will Sydney soon follow?” pca.st/oby7sc3m
@jplonie How do you know?
Attn: @dobes @NewtonMark @jpwarren. A reminder that Mr Zuckerberg has an entire team to run his social media presen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vb
@NewtonMark I aced it!
@derekbradley Um, OK… :)
Those of you with a spiritual bent might want to perform a ritual to draw the Sun back towards your gooch.
THIS EXACT TIME TOMORROW: It’ll be the perihelion, when your taint is furthest from the Sun…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4B
Hey @jpwarren @paulwallbank I think @kels_316 has described a universal truth with which we are all familiar. twitter.com/kels_316/statu…
There was also a podcast on the weekend. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Further alleged plans may be found in the Weekly Wrap of course. Don’t forget the bonus episode of “The 8pm Quiz” l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JH
Mon plan: Today is a day of many small parts, mostly administrivia but some minor geekery and a couple of very tiny..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sw
Well then, @jpwarren, we can add “disagreeable consequences” to the phrasebook. twitter.com/cristyclark/st…
@NewtonMark I know this was a thing but not the exact provenance. Happy Monday.
“Girls Licking Doorknobs Was a Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6F
Here’s a lovely bit of Monday, @dobes. twitter.com/FinancialRevie…
@CARROT_app Anyway in the Blue Mountains it’s just another sunny but not exactly warm day.
“Sleet”? I think @CARROT_app has a spanner in the works. No precipitation and little wonder does not equal sleet. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p5

This has been unhelpful. pic.twitter.com/uWkZ9lVljg
No further correspondence will be entered into.
Goddammit if I fix that now it won’t be my first tweet of the day. We must learn to live with imperfection. twitter.com/joannejacobs/s…
But yeah the important thing was the eel trolley, with its series of slots containing one eel each, and an oxygen c..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HZ
I remember that I received my instructions on my iPhone by accepting an AIrDrop file transfer from an “unknown” nearby person.
The biggest giveaway was a trolley with a long, thin box containing the eels.
Last night I dreamed that I was doing a surveillance stake-out of a betting shop at the end of a pier, gathering ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3J
Monday. Horse. Pig. Goat. Cow. Turtle. Monday,