Gorn.
I’m not listening now though. I’m going to bed.
So this is a thing that happened. I haven’t listened back so I don’t know how much of my badness remains. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…
All the excitement! twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
@franksting @NathanaelB Nature is fucking annoying.
@franksting @NathanaelB Be thankful you don’t also have lyrebirds. They’d dig up everything every night.
@NathanaelB Simply no consideration, these bloody marsupials.
Just remember that wallabies have been shitting just outside the house recently. They come at night and each morning there’s more shit.
@glengyron Oh we all have a list!
@garystark Indeed. I’m too tired to appreciate it all in one lump right now though.
I should just keep retweeting this for the next few days. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
NoContextBrits Pretty sure this man has never been on a train before in his life. pic.twitter.com/1ftUwwXoHW
I think @ApostrophePong would like this.
I have just discovered David Lynch’s crypto-sitcom “Rabbits” (2002) and I am now in a strange place…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX
philipreeve1 Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. pic.twitter.com/QZvzBsXqHQ
@LeoEdwardsson Hah! Now I just need to figure out the meaning.
@_BertHandsome Yep. I’m too lazy to see how long ago that was, but from memory it was connected to NPR and such.
@NewtonMark Not sure how I feel about it yet. It’s literally just come in.
@RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Mate, you’re not going to turn her Christian, not even with this.
@deejayqf I still reckon the original will go further. :)
JUST IN: “Pocket Casts is joining Automattic, the incredible company behind WordPress.com, Tumblr, WooCom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF
SuperCroup If you think 92% is too low, think of it this way: if you had washing out on the line, and the weather forecast sai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yw
I know my earlier tweet was challenging for some of you to retweet, what with the strong language, so here’s a grap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD
“Late”, I mean.
@kels_316 @_BertHandsome Introduce her to this version. youtube.com/watch?v=e4Ao-i…
@_BertHandsome @kels_316 Sounds just right to me.
Markgsparrow Police officer stalked by planet. 🙄
H/T @dearaunty dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-…
Why this trio isn’t a proscribed terrorist organisation continues to worry me. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…
@kels_316 Cool. Yeah it’s one of those random facts about The KLF which links Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty into so many fascinating niches.
People who were alive at the relevant time will be able to confirm that this was a HUGELY selling poster. twitter.com/AJemaineClemen…
Correct. twitter.com/AusBerlin84/st…
Reminder: When public health advice says “Talk to your GP” and your reply is “But I don’t have a GP!” just book an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx
@GFripley @JohnBirmingham Oh God no! Sadly correlation is not causation.
@wolfcat Or, indeed, known arsehats.
@_BertHandsome It’s slightly too early in the evening. The data close-off is 8pm, the figures have to come in from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz
@druey @SuperCroup I love how they refer to their process as Méthode Tasmanoise. jansz.com.au/methode-tasman…
Also, col..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0F
ChaserInterns When Sydney and Melbourne got angry at each other over the delta variant, Channel 7 has successfully managed to bri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZJ
Reminder: I am under no obligation to be polite to random arsehats.
@JuleSqueek @Glaven1994 Try reading the words again, and think it through. The vast majority of potential transmiss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Md
“This Happened When I Was 10” by @MisterABK youtube.com/watch?v=TYYj2D…
@JohnBirmingham @she_jedi @damethelog Public pressure works! Also, this is inspirational. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
“The world’s first for-profit charity” youtube.com/watch?v=0mX917… Yes, I would certainly trust the Fairbairn Brothers.
@rup31 This is your concern here?
New managing director of the Seven Network. twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/s…
Annoyingly my first tweet here was too mate to make the cut for the Graun. Yes, I’m sure that’s the only reason it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xl
@voltagex @dobes @NewtonMark “It may even be” is a phrase that I should start using more.
@GFripley @JohnBirmingham Oh absolutely. And in any event your brain has to be a bit broken already to write this s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT
plesbilongmi Xi: ” We must remove barriers, not erect walls” … but check out the backdrop 😄you’re welcome, it’s Saturday nightpic.twitter.com/KgoHN4leF7F7
@morebento In a way that’s part of the problem. :)
@Radio_SCR The pleasure is all mine. :)
If only I’d made the right choice. twitter.com/sedward5/statu…
@NewtonMark @baxters It is a rather pretty airplane, yes.
@GFripley @JohnBirmingham We are possibly going to break JB’s brain a little.
@izevaka Oh please, please don’t give them ideas.
@JohnBirmingham How many lizards do you have inside you, in total?
Hahaha! @dobes @jpwarren @NewtonMark @ashabeeeee @rohan_p, yes, Mikko is right on the money here. twitter.com/mikko/status/1…
mikko Remember: All cryptocurrencies have a built-in bug bounty, whether they like it or not.
@boynxdor Jesus Christ not in this weather!
@JohnBirmingham Well indeed. Personally I subscribe because I want to make it happen, and don’t feel miffed if othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mN
@JohnBirmingham I think it deserves a wider audience, sure.
Anyway that’s enough about her. I’m about to make dinner and I’d like to be able to keep it down.
Another refresher. Anyway, this is the quality of celebrity that the Seven Network reckons is worthy of being on pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic
This was a fantastic stunt too. I love me a good hoax, and this one was very well constructed. twitter.com/yarrambat/stat…
@yarrambat Yeah that was a great stunt. I love me a good hoax.
First one’s free. twitter.com/cjjosh/status/…
@SuperCroup The local (as in South Australian) history I got in school tended toward the hurrah-for-the-colony chee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ft
@dfpiii And yet it’s commercial Channel 7 that’s running with her. They’ve kinda become a home for racists in recent years though.
@TheIronMonk3 Do you mind? I’d make an excellent prime minister. For a start I’d turn up.
Loguardsoule @images_ai Prompt: “Eldritch Cthulhu devouring world” pic.twitter.com/ezylTEKEyn
distrbnce @images_ai “the perfect office bod” twitter.com/bw/status/1415… pic.twitter.com/rBl609z3zq
barelymaps Map of the alleyways in Chinatown, San Francisco pic.twitter.com/tnM1sMs8bc
snurbbotinfo Seriously, just put an ugly-as-sin fence around Sydney.
snurbbotinfo What’s next, defining ‘essential haircuts’ ?
@glengyron I really want to hear Milo squeal.
@aCoerper_Mainz Lol yes indeed, but I did French in high school so one might argue that I should know these things.
@dfpiii And FFS we have plenty of our own homegrown awkward teenage Hitlers to throw into a Gold Coast house for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6E
@aCoerper_Mainz I’ve gone without the ligature because reasons, however. :)
Hullfact for @SuperCroup. twitter.com/MikeCovell/sta…
@aCoerper_Mainz Ta. I was trying to work out why it looked wrong, despite one source saying it was OK.
For those of you unfamiliar with her oeuvre. twitter.com/Kon__K/status/…
missrobinson The entries in the lockdown portrait competition from @abcsydney are so good pic.twitter.com/aA0qrxWIvG
I just misread an email subject “Your Prime membership” as “Your prime ministership” and I thought yes keep talking because I’m ready.
CallieBuddy I posted this last year. 12 months on, not much has changed ..pic.twitter.com/MKIN4KAKiBiB
cjjosh I’ve found out who Katie Hopkins is, so assume there’ll be a 4 Corners interview
@dfpiii Oh wait you mean news dot com dot au’s sentence. As you were.
@dfpiii No I think we’re good. I’ve got “Katie Hopkins” and “enormous cunt” in the one sentence, the rest is just padding.
@Davelennonabc Yes, it really is a show where “celebrity” takes on its lowest standards.
This deserves preserving, @glengyron @jeamland. pic.twitter.com/SQXnXHQcn1
Thing is, even if Katie Hopkins were answering the door fully clothed, the delivery workers are still suffering bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7
oberonsghost OMG a kitten-huffing device! twitter.com/bingowings14/s…
@samishah @SatPaper I raise a toast to all of us who’ve spent way, way too much time working groanworthy jokes into our writing. :)
I would like to congratulate @samishah for his octagon-related gag in his @SatPaper column today. It’s not the best..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3J
Indeed. twitter.com/PeterJAngel/st…
@patstokes Ah, beautiful! “Hidden in a sea cave” is such a classic setting.
And who says we never leave anything for future generations of archaeologists. twitter.com/the_twitr_acc/…
Meanwhile here’s the last episode of the (extended) Autumn Series, which was recorded on Wednesday and posted on Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb
I am pleased to say that with five and a bit days to go we’re 64% and a bit of the way to Target One. Your consider..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fn
azlancat Now that is an impressive backdrop to a cricket ground twitter.com/zeeyaseenjunej…
scottishchee we need more sports like this :D :D :D pic.twitter.com/zGtolFLomB
HistorialClub Na letišti Praha - Ruzyně, 1936. pic.twitter.com/FAPfaZgQMz
reese_shapiro The Pope came out as Gay today pic.twitter.com/0qkChAaqnF
allyc375 Cats do occasionally try to radicalise other species. pic.twitter.com/GTL05aERc9
s_singlet there are no words to describe how sick i am of reading dumb squabbling over slight variations in two incredibly su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ca
@shaneoneill How long did that last?
Such excellent lunchtime temperatures. pic.twitter.com/9fxpWedALG
@candeira I just heard a thing about this. It’s because they’re trying to avoid a rush when restrictions are eventually lifted.
I got a very respectable 7/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today, and would’ve gotten 8/10 had I been more patient. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/07/17
jonkudelka Today’s @SatPaper cartoon. Goes quite nicely with @SquigglyRick’s piece thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/WGY0dFpWYg
TrainLinkWest Miss us? Don’t lie to yourself. We miss you too.
Treat yourself to a real time train journey on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WH
williamslachlan There is context but it’s a better statement without it twitter.com/DaveMilbo/stat…
DominicTarason Oh, this is wonderful. An actual tank commander tried to convince them to buff his favourite tank in War Thunder by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rx
mxcreant One of the better novel ledes I’ve come across in a while pic.twitter.com/s5au5c90GZ
@sspencer_63 @BernardKeane Sure, but is a leak of public health data via a comedian helpful or not? Presenting a ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac
Up above 1000 metres, however… twitter.com/BiancaNogrady/…
@TheIronMonk3 Yeah I’m seeing some reports from further up the hill too, but it’s all still a bit lame.
@ApostrophePong @purserj @dobes Oh well spotted, yes!
@giddeygirl @Askgerbil @chelsea_hetho So supermarkets and shopping centres are often listed as potential exposure s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZU
@giddeygirl @Askgerbil @chelsea_hetho Also when a new person tests positive, analysis of the virus DNA can often ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo
@giddeygirl @Askgerbil @chelsea_hetho This is what contact tracers do. They figure out how long each individual cov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B
@yarrambat No chance of that I’m afraid. There’s a few flakes mixed in wit the rain in some places, but it’s windy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VB
Well, a couple of flurries just then.
And now there’s snowflakes falling here at @bunjaree near Wentworth Falls, altitude 850 metres. I did think it felt a tad cold out there.
I am advised that it’s snowing in Katoomba, though the flakes are not settling. Presumably because it’s fucking windy.
@kels_316 Best friends but constantly bickering and denigrating each other’s work. I’m assuming we’ve both worked with people like this. :)
jonkudelka today’s @themercurycomau cartoon pic.twitter.com/lstGO3eZiv
@kels_316 I’ve always seen Trurl and Klapaucius as these two grumpy heavy-drinking old Polish engineers.
@kels_316 This is a great example of the style, “How The World Was Saved “. english.lem.pl/works/novels/t…
“One day Trurl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dA
@kels_316 I have just discovered that it’s trivial to find free copies on the line.
EveryCountry Pic of the century.
#Karma pic.twitter.com/EsuaFfmk59
@gnoll110 I mean you say that, but “The Cyberium was an AI which contained the knowledge and future history of all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iK
@kels_316 Yeah they’re quite fun and quirky. Lem is an amazing writer, though in the West he’s mostly only known fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2N
@kels_316 Cyberied sounds a bit like “The Cyberiad”, the collection of short stories by Stanislaw Lem. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cyber….
Another important point, yes. The public “exposure sites” list does not include places which are already well under..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TV
Note which ones are already acceptable words. pic.twitter.com/ls6rlQva99
This is true. You need to be specific. Here are better words to use.
Cyberpistol
Cyberbomb
Cybernuke
Cyberpike
Cyb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83
@DrRhysPockett Not the best kind of nice, but yeah, stay out of the bullshit out here.
MichaelH_PhD Two friends misunderstanding Russian Roulette twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…
64%.
@TheIronMonk3 Thank you very much. :)
@DrRhysPockett And this is why it’s doubly frustrating. I can only imagine how annoyed and maybe even angry you are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x8
@drsimmo Lol it’s not even a correlation!
@NickyWill100 Very few journalists and other media folks are good with numbers and data analysis. The emphasis in e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gg
@RossFloate Yeah that bit is a little disappointing but then he’s allowed his opinion. But excellent work, thank you.
This is no more useful than the geographic profile maps that are basically just population maps…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nr
This thing is doing the rounds but it’s horrible misleading. These are “exposure sites” where a person has been whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU
This is very good and it shows how Cameo can be used to create delightfully customised messages. More of this pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z2
@jonoabroad And hey yes it’s that time of year. Good luck with it, and best to you and yours.
Very @ApostrophePong and @dobes and @purserj areas. twitter.com/pourmecoffee/s…
@jonoabroad As long as I don’t go outside and get blown off the Mountains, sure. :) You?
yourwightknight You ever seen something that looks more like a trap? pic.twitter.com/QSBvGXJiMq
@bigjsl Well I sort of just did.
And it’s 63% now. Lovely, thank you.
ICYMI Friday, this is an… amusing point of view. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
ICYMI Thursday, this is quite a fun podcast what we did. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
I’m pleased to see that overnight we’ve reached 62% of Target One, which is wonderful. Thank you.
FINAL WEEK: “The 9pm Late Winter Series 2021” crowdfunding campaign to support more special guest episodes of “The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as
Sat plan: Stay inside and stay warm, leaving the shopping until tomorrow. Reading, listening to podcasts, maybe some chores.
@DrRhysPockett Not intentionally, no.
It is very windy in the Blue Mountains today. Don’t come here. Well you can’t come here anyway, so that too. pic.twitter.com/rr2ZcjytDK
Saturday. The family gathering is a sure sign of bad news to come. Saturday.