Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 17th, 2021

I’m not listening now though. I’m going to bed.

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So this is a thing that happened. I haven’t listened back so I don’t know how much of my badness remains. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…

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@franksting @NathanaelB Be thankful you don’t also have lyrebirds. They’d dig up everything every night.

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@NathanaelB Simply no consideration, these bloody marsupials.

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Just remember that wallabies have been shitting just outside the house recently. They come at night and each morning there’s more shit.

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@garystark Indeed. I’m too tired to appreciate it all in one lump right now though.

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I should just keep retweeting this for the next few days. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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NoContextBrits Pretty sure this man has never been on a train before in his life. pic.twitter.com/1ftUwwXoHW

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I have just discovered David Lynch’s crypto-sitcom “Rabbits” (2002) and I am now in a strange place…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CX

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philipreeve1 Maslow’s hierarchy of needs. pic.twitter.com/QZvzBsXqHQ

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@LeoEdwardsson Hah! Now I just need to figure out the meaning.

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@_BertHandsome Yep. I’m too lazy to see how long ago that was, but from memory it was connected to NPR and such.

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@NewtonMark Not sure how I feel about it yet. It’s literally just come in.

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@RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Mate, you’re not going to turn her Christian, not even with this.

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@deejayqf I still reckon the original will go further. :)

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JUST IN: “Pocket Casts is joining Automattic, the incredible company behind WordPress.com, Tumblr, WooCom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rF

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SuperCroup If you think 92% is too low, think of it this way: if you had washing out on the line, and the weather forecast sai..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yw

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I know my earlier tweet was challenging for some of you to retweet, what with the strong language, so here’s a grap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD

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Markgsparrow Police officer stalked by planet. 🙄
H/T ⁦@dearauntydailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-…

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Why this trio isn’t a proscribed terrorist organisation continues to worry me. twitter.com/SteveMolk/stat…

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@kels_316 Cool. Yeah it’s one of those random facts about The KLF which links Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty into so many fascinating niches.

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People who were alive at the relevant time will be able to confirm that this was a HUGELY selling poster. twitter.com/AJemaineClemen…

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Reminder: When public health advice says “Talk to your GP” and your reply is “But I don’t have a GP!” just book an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fx

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@GFripley @JohnBirmingham Oh God no! Sadly correlation is not causation.

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@_BertHandsome It’s slightly too early in the evening. The data close-off is 8pm, the figures have to come in from..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jz

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@druey @SuperCroup I love how they refer to their process as Méthode Tasmanoise. jansz.com.au/methode-tasman…

Also, col..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0F

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ChaserInterns When Sydney and Melbourne got angry at each other over the delta variant, Channel 7 has successfully managed to bri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZJ

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Reminder: I am under no obligation to be polite to random arsehats.

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@JuleSqueek @Glaven1994 Try reading the words again, and think it through. The vast majority of potential transmiss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Md

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“This Happened When I Was 10” by @MisterABK youtube.com/watch?v=TYYj2D…

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“The world’s first for-profit charity” youtube.com/watch?v=0mX917… Yes, I would certainly trust the Fairbairn Brothers.

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@rup31 This is your concern here?

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New managing director of the Seven Network. twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/s…

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Annoyingly my first tweet here was too mate to make the cut for the Graun. Yes, I’m sure that’s the only reason it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xl

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@voltagex @dobes @NewtonMark “It may even be” is a phrase that I should start using more.

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@GFripley @JohnBirmingham Oh absolutely. And in any event your brain has to be a bit broken already to write this s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QT

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plesbilongmi Xi: ” We must remove barriers, not erect walls” … but check out the backdrop 😄you’re welcome, it’s Saturday nightpic.twitter.com/KgoHN4leF7F7

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@morebento In a way that’s part of the problem. :)

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If only I’d made the right choice. twitter.com/sedward5/statu…

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@GFripley @JohnBirmingham We are possibly going to break JB’s brain a little.

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@izevaka Oh please, please don’t give them ideas.

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@JohnBirmingham How many lizards do you have inside you, in total?

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mikko Remember: All cryptocurrencies have a built-in bug bounty, whether they like it or not.

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@boynxdor Jesus Christ not in this weather!

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@JohnBirmingham Well indeed. Personally I subscribe because I want to make it happen, and don’t feel miffed if othe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mN

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@JohnBirmingham I think it deserves a wider audience, sure.

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Anyway that’s enough about her. I’m about to make dinner and I’d like to be able to keep it down.

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Another refresher. Anyway, this is the quality of celebrity that the Seven Network reckons is worthy of being on pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ic

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This was a fantastic stunt too. I love me a good hoax, and this one was very well constructed. twitter.com/yarrambat/stat…

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@yarrambat Yeah that was a great stunt. I love me a good hoax.

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@SuperCroup The local (as in South Australian) history I got in school tended toward the hurrah-for-the-colony chee..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ft

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@dfpiii And yet it’s commercial Channel 7 that’s running with her. They’ve kinda become a home for racists in recent years though.

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@TheIronMonk3 Do you mind? I’d make an excellent prime minister. For a start I’d turn up.

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Loguardsoule @images_ai Prompt: “Eldritch Cthulhu devouring world” pic.twitter.com/ezylTEKEyn

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distrbnce @images_ai “the perfect office bod” twitter.com/bw/status/1415… pic.twitter.com/rBl609z3zq

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barelymaps Map of the alleyways in Chinatown, San Francisco pic.twitter.com/tnM1sMs8bc

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snurbbotinfo Seriously, just put an ugly-as-sin fence around Sydney.

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snurbbotinfo What’s next, defining ‘essential haircuts’ ?

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@glengyron I really want to hear Milo squeal.

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@aCoerper_Mainz Lol yes indeed, but I did French in high school so one might argue that I should know these things.

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@dfpiii And FFS we have plenty of our own homegrown awkward teenage Hitlers to throw into a Gold Coast house for a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6E

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@aCoerper_Mainz I’ve gone without the ligature because reasons, however. :)

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@aCoerper_Mainz Ta. I was trying to work out why it looked wrong, despite one source saying it was OK.

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missrobinson The entries in the lockdown portrait competition from @abcsydney are so good pic.twitter.com/aA0qrxWIvG

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I just misread an email subject “Your Prime membership” as “Your prime ministership” and I thought yes keep talking because I’m ready.

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CallieBuddy I posted this last year. 12 months on, not much has changed ..pic.twitter.com/MKIN4KAKiBiB

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cjjosh I’ve found out who Katie Hopkins is, so assume there’ll be a 4 Corners interview

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@dfpiii Oh wait you mean news dot com dot au’s sentence. As you were.

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@dfpiii No I think we’re good. I’ve got “Katie Hopkins” and “enormous cunt” in the one sentence, the rest is just padding.

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@Davelennonabc Yes, it really is a show where “celebrity” takes on its lowest standards.

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Thing is, even if Katie Hopkins were answering the door fully clothed, the delivery workers are still suffering bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7

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oberonsghost OMG a kitten-huffing device! twitter.com/bingowings14/s…

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@samishah @SatPaper I raise a toast to all of us who’ve spent way, way too much time working groanworthy jokes into our writing. :)

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I would like to congratulate @samishah for his octagon-related gag in his @SatPaper column today. It’s not the best..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3J

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@patstokes Ah, beautiful! “Hidden in a sea cave” is such a classic setting.

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And who says we never leave anything for future generations of archaeologists. twitter.com/the_twitr_acc/…

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Meanwhile here’s the last episode of the (extended) Autumn Series, which was recorded on Wednesday and posted on Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cb

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I am pleased to say that with five and a bit days to go we’re 64% and a bit of the way to Target One. Your consider..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fn

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azlancat Now that is an impressive backdrop to a cricket ground twitter.com/zeeyaseenjunej…

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scottishchee we need more sports like this :D :D :D pic.twitter.com/zGtolFLomB

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HistorialClub Na letišti Praha - Ruzyně, 1936. pic.twitter.com/FAPfaZgQMz

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reese_shapiro The Pope came out as Gay today pic.twitter.com/0qkChAaqnF

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allyc375 Cats do occasionally try to radicalise other species. pic.twitter.com/GTL05aERc9

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s_singlet there are no words to describe how sick i am of reading dumb squabbling over slight variations in two incredibly su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ca

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@candeira I just heard a thing about this. It’s because they’re trying to avoid a rush when restrictions are eventually lifted.

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I got a very respectable 7/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today, and would’ve gotten 8/10 had I been more patient. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/07/17

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jonkudelka Today’s @SatPaper cartoon. Goes quite nicely with @SquigglyRick’s piece thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/… pic.twitter.com/WGY0dFpWYg

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TrainLinkWest Miss us? Don’t lie to yourself. We miss you too.
Treat yourself to a real time train journey on the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WH

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williamslachlan There is context but it’s a better statement without it twitter.com/DaveMilbo/stat…

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DominicTarason Oh, this is wonderful. An actual tank commander tried to convince them to buff his favourite tank in War Thunder by..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rx

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mxcreant One of the better novel ledes I’ve come across in a while pic.twitter.com/s5au5c90GZ

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@sspencer_63 @BernardKeane Sure, but is a leak of public health data via a comedian helpful or not? Presenting a ra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ac

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@TheIronMonk3 Yeah I’m seeing some reports from further up the hill too, but it’s all still a bit lame.

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@giddeygirl @Askgerbil @chelsea_hetho So supermarkets and shopping centres are often listed as potential exposure s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZU

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@giddeygirl @Askgerbil @chelsea_hetho Also when a new person tests positive, analysis of the virus DNA can often ma..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wo

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@giddeygirl @Askgerbil @chelsea_hetho This is what contact tracers do. They figure out how long each individual cov..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8B

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@yarrambat No chance of that I’m afraid. There’s a few flakes mixed in wit the rain in some places, but it’s windy..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VB

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Well, a couple of flurries just then.

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And now there’s snowflakes falling here at @bunjaree near Wentworth Falls, altitude 850 metres. I did think it felt a tad cold out there.

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I am advised that it’s snowing in Katoomba, though the flakes are not settling. Presumably because it’s fucking windy.

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@kels_316 Best friends but constantly bickering and denigrating each other’s work. I’m assuming we’ve both worked with people like this. :)

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jonkudelka today’s @themercurycomau cartoon pic.twitter.com/lstGO3eZiv

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@kels_316 I’ve always seen Trurl and Klapaucius as these two grumpy heavy-drinking old Polish engineers.

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@kels_316 This is a great example of the style, “How The World Was Saved “. english.lem.pl/works/novels/t…

“One day Trurl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dA

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@kels_316 I have just discovered that it’s trivial to find free copies on the line.

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EveryCountry Pic of the century.

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@gnoll110 I mean you say that, but “The Cyberium was an AI which contained the knowledge and future history of all..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iK

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@kels_316 Yeah they’re quite fun and quirky. Lem is an amazing writer, though in the West he’s mostly only known fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2N

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@kels_316 Cyberied sounds a bit like “The Cyberiad”, the collection of short stories by Stanislaw Lem. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cyber….

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Another important point, yes. The public “exposure sites” list does not include places which are already well under..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TV

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This is true. You need to be specific. Here are better words to use.

Cyberpistol
Cyberbomb
Cybernuke
Cyberpike
Cyb..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…83

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@DrRhysPockett Not the best kind of nice, but yeah, stay out of the bullshit out here.

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MichaelH_PhD Two friends misunderstanding Russian Roulette twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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@DrRhysPockett And this is why it’s doubly frustrating. I can only imagine how annoyed and maybe even angry you are..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x8

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@drsimmo Lol it’s not even a correlation!

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@NickyWill100 Very few journalists and other media folks are good with numbers and data analysis. The emphasis in e..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gg

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@RossFloate Yeah that bit is a little disappointing but then he’s allowed his opinion. But excellent work, thank you.

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This is no more useful than the geographic profile maps that are basically just population maps…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…nr

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This thing is doing the rounds but it’s horrible misleading. These are “exposure sites” where a person has been whi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU

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This is very good and it shows how Cameo can be used to create delightfully customised messages. More of this pleas..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Z2

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@jonoabroad And hey yes it’s that time of year. Good luck with it, and best to you and yours.

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@jonoabroad As long as I don’t go outside and get blown off the Mountains, sure. :) You?

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yourwightknight You ever seen something that looks more like a trap? pic.twitter.com/QSBvGXJiMq

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And it’s 63% now. Lovely, thank you.

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ICYMI Friday, this is an… amusing point of view. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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ICYMI Thursday, this is quite a fun podcast what we did. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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I’m pleased to see that overnight we’ve reached 62% of Target One, which is wonderful. Thank you.

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FINAL WEEK: “The 9pm Late Winter Series 2021” crowdfunding campaign to support more special guest episodes of “The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as

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Sat plan: Stay inside and stay warm, leaving the shopping until tomorrow. Reading, listening to podcasts, maybe some chores.

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It is very windy in the Blue Mountains today. Don’t come here. Well you can’t come here anyway, so that too. pic.twitter.com/rr2ZcjytDK

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Saturday. The family gathering is a sure sign of bad news to come. Saturday.

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