Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 18th, 2021

lopsidedmammal Worth remembering. pic.twitter.com/mKPXbssqz6

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@Pale_0ntologist @ScottRhodie “Porn star dies in toad venom ritual”? Oh yeah I have that link right here! My personal brand is what it is.

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@Pale_0ntologist @ScottRhodie This is from last year some time, surely? I remember this story because obviously. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cB

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Fuck it, one more drink.

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@Rodney_Todd Oh goddammit I get that too, but gin helps. ;) As a side comment, I’ve love your work with that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o

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@Rodney_Todd @tomasseytw @jonbernardk Can I pick this up tomorrow? I’m exhausted. But I would love to explain what I mean.

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@dobes @purserj Actually @ApostrophePong is a magpie fan, he will also like this.

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@tomasseytw @Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk And it’s depressing that the numbers are still being misunderstood after a year and a half.

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@PetraElliott @dobes @purserj Yep, having my own magnificent Magpie Army here I can appreciate the completely uncoo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…St

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OfficialKamahl This may seem Irish to some, but rings a bell to me ! pic.twitter.com/oM0k5bto2q

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TJ_Knight I’m in a really bad place at the moment. Not mentally, I just live in the UK.

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Oh good, 90% now. And with just under four days to run I’m feeling good about it. Thank you, lovely people. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Yeah forget that NSW TikTok prediction guy. Go with the Victorian magpie. Ping @dobes @purserj. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…

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@SuperCroup Hahaha yes that is so spot on! In every possible way.

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I tell you what, Bach must’ve spend ages translating all this choral stuff into German.

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@tomasseytw @Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk Yeah look I don’t even want to speculate, because the whole thing is just so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9B

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@docbaty Well, assuming N is an integer. ;)

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@jxeeno Wow not out yet? That’s either disturbing or a sign that the database has crashed again. :)

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88%. Which is wonderful if slightly fascist. ;) Thank you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The thingy at the bottom of the screen which allows you to do an animated map of how the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb

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@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU I tweeted this earlier, but a few people didn’t realise it’s not the Twitter account that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8q

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@darrenneilan So your gripe is that when the figures are announced, it’s not one specific person saying so? FFS if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zU

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@Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk Oddly enough, after 8pm. The figures come in from the labs etc and are compiled, QA appli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uA

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@Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk It also says 3.06pm, which is not when the numbers are generated.

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@NewtonMark The 3.06pm timestamp in that gives me some doubt. That’s not a thing in the daily cycle of numbers.

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@Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk Who the fuck installed the COVIDSafe app lol? (Also I am slightly sceptical.)

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@glengyron Nah, I know for a fact that the people who handle the data at that level wouldn’t know how to do that. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV

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@cashflowjedi No I don’t. I think that’s a bit too 5D chess.

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@darrenneilan Let’s not politicise this. The numbers, all of them, are announced every morning at 11am. Which indiv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qc

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@jonbernardk Also, having worked in public health messaging in a previous pandemic, I am confident in saying that d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yD

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Ah. People are telling me it’s @jonbernardk. OK then. Good for you, Jon, you’re on the drip for some confidential d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5p

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I’m very tempted to open a TikTok account just so I can tell him he’s a cunt.

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This is kinda tasteless when you remember that you’re point-scoring newly-diagnosed people with a disease that coul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D0

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@i386 @ScottRhodie Yeah this is pretty much how I see it playing out. Clive Palmer will poison a few key electorate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DJ

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@dawnstarau @joelpmichael @SuperCroup Pretty much lol. But in another decade you get to blame the other people for it. Or something.

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@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU I know you enjoy it, Ken. I just hope you realise you’re making a difference for some of u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju

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@LizDolphinfluff @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU And once you’ve checked off today’s places, the next day you only get the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…97

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@djackmanson @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The value for me is that I’m only told about the ones I haven’t already seen and checked off.

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@ScottRhodie Oh mate, we are in furious agreement. When we are not in the Quarantimes we must drink and shout at ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nv

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@joelpmichael @SuperCroup @dawnstarau Thanks, and yes, For years I’ve looked at the descriptions of the supposed ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5

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@djackmanson @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The map is the thing though. To be able to check in each day and only see wha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px

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@ScottRhodie That said, up here for example the major of Blue Mountains City Council has bene quite vocal about how..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KR

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@ScottRhodie Yeah time has passed, and people now know the bushfire relief and such never arrived. But the vaccine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WF

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ChaserInterns Andrew Bolt excited to no longer be the most racist person in the country pic.twitter.com/npHG0CUXFs

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@ben_hr @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU It’s my daily go-to. Just tell me where and what. And then if I hear there’s a cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0

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@ScottRhodie Another Essential poll this Tuesday. I’m looking forward to it.

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@ScottRhodie I’ve bene tracking the Essential polling revery second Tuesday rather than Newspoll and yeah his bubbl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ka

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@SuperCroup @joelpmichael @dawnstarau Only arithmetically. Now let us never speak of this again.

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@amisamileandme And in Germany? Who are these idiots?

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I would just like everyone to thank @jxeeno for creating and running @COVID19NearMeAU. It’s a fantastic resource th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk

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@aqualung This is my 15th Pozible campaign. My hit rate has been 12 from 14. I’ve got a good feel now for what kind of promotion works.

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@WarWraith Pffft! There’s SO MANY things that will end me.

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stewartbrand Find the camouflaged creature. (Photo by ⁦@Ryanphelan6⁩) pic.twitter.com/Mj1htdDZMR

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@moylecroft @NewtonMark @drspacejunk I also think part of it was “Rendezvous is the objective, can’t be arsed with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS

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@rik_ferguson To be clear, all of those things are the recipe I’m proposing.

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@rik_ferguson Coffee / an electrolyte replacement like Hydralyte or a sugar-free sport drink / paracetamol / a Bloo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW

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@SuperCroup You shock me with this hypothesis.

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Seriously, thanks everyone who supports my stupid podcast and other stuff. For various reasons, including the Quara..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5X

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@SuperCroup I did see someone name the journo who’d raised this whole end-of-Ramadan fear but FFS even I know when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pn

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johnb78 There’s quite a lot of research showing that first and second generation migrants are particularly susceptible to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll

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@SuperCroup Lol some arsehat journo wrote about the forthcoming Eid thinking it was the one at the end of Ramadan,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf

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@sylmobile @oberonsghost Hyphenated words and even noun phrases have been allowed.

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@tuo2 It’s true! Thanks, Jordan, and that’s the 79%. I won’t email you through the system to just duplicate this message. :)

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Another possibility for TRIGGER WORDS is to go all psychological with them. Like if I have a guest on and the word..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au

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@dmeeze Annoyingly the site doesn’t say, but I reckon when a word is thrown into the conversation we’d just see how it felt at the time.

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For people who buy a TRIGGER WORD to throw into the podcast and then can’t think of one, you can always just tell m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN

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Wait. Two more and 75%. Cheers!

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Thanks very much to the two generous people who just brought it up to 72% of Target One. You are truly beautiful, despite what they say.

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@waltonkate Yeah I am being told off for saying over-50s big time. My sense of time is clearly all screwed up.

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This is still at 64% of Target One, kinda stuck today with just four days to go. This is normal, but it’d reduce my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV

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@sinmerchant @Greybeard3 I still don’t understand what’s going on here lol.

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NeilMcMahon Rob Lowe’s sons do love trolling their dad on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/e1qXofhM6D

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@johnb78 @GrogsGamut My GP had sparkling mineral water and The Good Biscuits™.

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@JaneyGodley I bring this to your attention because I know you’ll appreciate it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JaneyGodley @RachaelHasIdeas Not too racist for Australia, just broke the quarantine rules. We are so fucked.

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JaneyGodley It’s COMING HOME pic.twitter.com/4E2eksQNzP

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SandroDemaio GENIUS! This is how a vaccine works. pic.twitter.com/YYUmnsvKfa

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dumbandawful this is not your business pic.twitter.com/38YGyTcdor

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@gamba_ehrgeiz @TomWKoch OK, apparently I am being too fierce with my timing. :)

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Greybeard3 Beers I am not ordering #481 pic.twitter.com/F72HVtISAY

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74frankfurt Apprentice welder Mary Cunningham, just finished training, going to work on her first warship at Greenock. (1942) pic.twitter.com/Yc2qbLxhWs

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@JonoH @franksting How is Samsung on that front these days?

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@franksting “webOS, also known as LG webOS and previously known as Open webOS, HP webOS and Palm webOS, is a Linux..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IJ

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The problem with Katie Hopkins being dropped is that I’ll lose opportunities to keep retweeting this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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deejayqf This is tremendously insulting to the two fine gentlemen on the left. twitter.com/dockergirl53/s…

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What I love about the Vagina Museum is their excellent collection of facts. twitter.com/vagina_museum/…

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@dobes This is apparently easy to arrange.

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@Bedeapk @dobes And it’s a flying pig. Explaining a joke always kills it.

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Joanwestenberg Buy Now Pay Later is not fintech. Its not innovation. It’s debt with a different coat of paint.

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SuperCroup You know how at the beginning of all the public health orders, there is a reason for the health order? Well, imagin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ki

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There is SO much happening here, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…

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@Picketer @oberonsghost @glengyron @PollHereford And then there’s Andrew Peacock, seen here with Shirley Maclaine. pic.twitter.com/DkxKxWR1vM

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cryptcrier had some 1am thoughts of two new names name for medication for erectile dysfunction. Alright here it goes: dixadrupin or coxaflopin

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@PaintedGalah Very much so. Macropygia phasianella. Identified as such in the post. ;) I have a bunch of them as pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PI

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@twanniemangion @jpwarren @dobes Yeah there was SO much to criticise about 2016. Well, we had two inquiries, then t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E2

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@Picketer @PollHereford I have a number of questions, including “Where is his belly button?”.

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@PaintedGalah They’re puffed up there because it was just before sunset. They’re really quite slender birds.

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@steampowerednet @jpwarren @dobes No I should’ve realised. :) Anyway Justin is WAY more across this than I am, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL

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@Picketer @PollHereford But it really is a fantastic photo!

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@jpwarren @steampowerednet @dobes That’s one of those irregular words à la “Yes Minister” isn’t it.

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@twanniemangion @jpwarren @dobes All good. :) Yeah some of us were fairly deep into covering that catastrophe. I ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BM

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Picketer Nothing would put you in the mood to get down and boogie like an hour on the thoughts of General Secretary Brezhnev. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…

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Picketer That sound you can hear? It’s the manic typing of Hot Takes for tomorrow about how “Some of the views of Katie Hopk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS

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@jpwarren @steampowerednet @dobes Oops, I took “security” in the question literally, since that had been my focus i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uz

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@NickyWill100 Wow that’s one hell of a hit. You doing OK? *hugs*

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@dmeeze @swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren @GordyPls I didn’t ever see the video. I just recorded all the words in aud..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y

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@dmeeze @swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren @GordyPls This reminds me, one of my first-ever voiceover jobs was to narra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mu

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@dmeeze @swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren @GordyPls Yeah there’s a couple versions of this script kicking around. Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7t

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I’ve also received some alarming news about a friend this afternoon, so I’m in an introspective mood this evening…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a6

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The other important thing this week is my current crowdfunding campaign, which sits at 64% of Target One with just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QV

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NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 581: Productive, sure, but let us reflect on those tiny-headed pigeons”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O

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damonayoung Channel 7: sorry, next time we will import a more quarantine-friendly celebrity racist! 😅 🤷‍♂️

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@posty @jpwarren @dobes What the ABS should’ve done, of course, was build a Flash app. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@glendturner Well yes. I read every word of those inquiry reports and when you look at how it was structured… it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sb

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@upulie Then let practicality rule, and go with however your hair currently is. :)

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@upulie Up is very business-like and power dressing. Down is more casual and seductive. What are your plans for tonight?

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Here’s my commentary on the 2016 Census debacle, “Lessons from the Censusfail omnishambles” (15 Sep 2017) from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zd

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@posty @jpwarren @dobes In 2016 you could also fill in the online form any time, but all the adverts said to do it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IO

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This was a very good Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham this week and now it’s free to read. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…

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@steampowerednet @jpwarren @dobes I suppose I should get myself an opinion in the next week or two.

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@steampowerednet @jpwarren @dobes I don’t, but then security hasn’t generally been a problem. Last time it was most..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kJ

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There’s an ad for the Census at Katoomba Village shopping centre. I see they’re saying “this August” rather than ci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rq

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KrangTNelson my neighbor and I have entered into yet another classic yard sign feud pic.twitter.com/bN06wv4pCR

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@ApostrophePong OK,OK yeah we have crab races lol. But replaying hare (rabbit) versus tortoise like that still is . :P

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@macro2779 Oh really? But then Springwood is then shopping hub, whereas for Wentworth Falls the supermarkets are ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A2

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@johnallsopp Boy George always has been a great vocalist.

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@mattcdef2000 Lol yes I’m aware of the awkward grammar. I assume you’ve seen my tweet in response to that story though.

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@noreasonspec Yeah I get the feeling most people are a little bit scared right now. The Blue Mountains is a day-tou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3

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, briefly. It’s actually quite a nice day. pic.twitter.com/aCzm2hKCXx

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marquelawyers Sky News can reveal that because it is the propaganda arm of the Scott government. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…

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Wentworth Falls village is all but deserted. Normally on a Sunday the street and carparks would be full. Today, jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sh

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Getting the show on the road. Walk to Wentworth Falls; 1315 train to Katoomba; shopping; return. It’s actually sunn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef

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@GeoffSpinmonkey I can imagine! That’s a bold wattlebird too.

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Yeah I’m just going to keep retweeting this in between all my other things today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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The magpies are being particularly fractious today. The butcherbird is staying well clear, and yet wants to grab so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU

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BlueSpaceCanary imagine how frustrating it must be to be a psyop officer for somebody *other* than the CIA. always seeing them get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4

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@garystark @byronkaye Maybe a bit of the ol’ knock-through to make a bigger living area.

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cjjosh More of this! twitter.com/davidlipson/st…

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byronkaye Sydney Real Estate: A Tragedy In Three Acts pic.twitter.com/aA9DnZ3HyI

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Trying to resist responding to some truly idiotic brain worm activity on the line.

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@ret_just_ret Sure, though I don’t think I can manage 1.4 litres.

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@girlgerms @akent @jonoabroad @19bk69 There’s still quite a few people who object to the c-word on various grounds, come on you know that.

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call_me_tomasso Auspost, on the job… pic.twitter.com/hljghRUzMK

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Oh well I’ll suck it up once I’m back from the shops.

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@bbox That’d be a bit disruptive.

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Goddammit I’ve just spilled my seed all over the kitchen floor.

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patriottakes Congratulations? pic.twitter.com/1RDYNbRZwB

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NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 147, ‘Anti-Vicsers’” (1h14m59s) the9pmedict.com/edict/wmws147/

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@jonkudelka @19bk69 @jonoabroad @girlgerms To slice or not to slice, that is the question.

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ben_hr If you could turn a “well, actually” tweet into an operating system you’d have Debian. This stupid thing.

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@FergusonNews @dobes @purserj @MichaelReidArt Wow these are all truly magnificent. Thanks, Sarah.

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@19bk69 @jonoabroad @girlgerms Wow that’d really fuck you up lol.

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@akent @jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms Well given that we already have “buttchugging” as a word then I suggest “foof..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn

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@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms Yeah bit it’s still 1.4 litres, and we’re talking about the amount of liquid not the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7F

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@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms You know, 1.4 litres is quite a lot. That’s like two bottles of wine up the foof.

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@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms This is quality Twitter right here, isn’t it.

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@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms But if you could, you’re back at being a valid skilled migration applicant.

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@patstokes And would we *have* to look like Sajid Javid? His head is kind of a bit too spherical for my liking. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60

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essentialideas “What turns up is sautéed gherkins and sashimi tadpoles”. ⁦@markhumphries⁩ cannot top this. pic.twitter.com/DaZfvEq09J

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@19bk69 @jonoabroad @girlgerms Yeah it’s hard to find rental properties with a bathtub these days.

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Well you’ve got to admit, this is one heck of a skill. twitter.com/MRacMC/status/…

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@girlgerms @jonoabroad But to be fair that’s one heck of a skill.

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stilgherrian I know my earlier tweet was challenging for some of you to retweet, what with the strong language, so here’s a grap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD

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Reminder: Do not watch The Bad (Sunday) Program.

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@cameronwilson Nolanism is a harsh political philosophy, but a fair one.

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@cameronwilson He is indeed a little freak but it was also lovely to see him on Friday evening.

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cameronwilson any last words you little freak twitter.com/dannolan/statu… pic.twitter.com/NnNkcNLGfe

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Yes, yes I’m sure that’s a selling point. How could it not be?

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Your ongoing support also helps make possible such nuanced political commentary as this tweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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With just four and a bit days to go, this crowdfunding campaign sits at 64% of Target One. Please consider supporti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…49

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Sun plan: Lazy slow start; cross-post that podcast; shopping, Katoomba; more laziness; confirm the week’s plans; We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jh

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stilgherrian Thing is, even if Katie Hopkins were answering the door fully clothed, the delivery workers are still suffering bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7

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@paulkidd Ah yes, it certainly is a woody word.

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stilgherrian So this is a thing that happened. I haven’t listened back so I don’t know how much of my badness remains. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…

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It’s another cold winter day in the Blue Mountains but at least it’s not so windy and there won’t be any snow. pic.twitter.com/S9SLH7JKgg

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Sunday. The crowd awaits your every word. Choose every word carefully. Some words would be your downfall. Sunday.

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