lopsidedmammal Worth remembering. pic.twitter.com/mKPXbssqz6
@JonoH Literally!
@Pale_0ntologist @ScottRhodie “Porn star dies in toad venom ritual”? Oh yeah I have that link right here! My personal brand is what it is.
@Pale_0ntologist @ScottRhodie Yeah a year ago. This is the story. finance.yahoo.com/news/spain-por…
@ApostrophePong @dobes @purserj The comedy timing is perfect, isn’t it!
@Pale_0ntologist @ScottRhodie This is from last year some time, surely? I remember this story because obviously. Th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cB
@jonkudelka Munting, you say?
Fuck it, one more drink.
@Rodney_Todd Oh goddammit I get that too, but gin helps. ;) As a side comment, I’ve love your work with that..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…6o
@Rodney_Todd @tomasseytw @jonbernardk Can I pick this up tomorrow? I’m exhausted. But I would love to explain what I mean.
@dobes @purserj Actually @ApostrophePong is a magpie fan, he will also like this.
@tomasseytw @Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk And it’s depressing that the numbers are still being misunderstood after a year and a half.
@PetraElliott @dobes @purserj Yep, having my own magnificent Magpie Army here I can appreciate the completely uncoo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…St
OfficialKamahl This may seem Irish to some, but rings a bell to me ! pic.twitter.com/oM0k5bto2q
LISTEN TO KAMAHL, PEOPLE! twitter.com/OfficialKamahl…
TJ_Knight I’m in a really bad place at the moment. Not mentally, I just live in the UK.
Oh good, 90% now. And with just under four days to run I’m feeling good about it. Thank you, lovely people. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@19bk69 True fact.
Yeah forget that NSW TikTok prediction guy. Go with the Victorian magpie. Ping @dobes @purserj. twitter.com/SuperCroup/sta…
@SuperCroup Hahaha yes that is so spot on! In every possible way.
I tell you what, Bach must’ve spend ages translating all this choral stuff into German.
@tomasseytw @Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk Yeah look I don’t even want to speculate, because the whole thing is just so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9B
@docbaty Well, assuming N is an integer. ;)
@jxeeno Wow not out yet? That’s either disturbing or a sign that the database has crashed again. :)
88%. Which is wonderful if slightly fascist. ;) Thank you. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@shermozle @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU It’s so good to see. :)
@BillHayden65 @JaneyGodley I fuckin’ hope so.
@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The thingy at the bottom of the screen which allows you to do an animated map of how the s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jb
@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU I tweeted this earlier, but a few people didn’t realise it’s not the Twitter account that’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8q
@darrenneilan So your gripe is that when the figures are announced, it’s not one specific person saying so? FFS if..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zU
@Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk Oddly enough, after 8pm. The figures come in from the labs etc and are compiled, QA appli..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uA
@czhedgehog @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU @ExposureSiteBot Yes but the map is the thing. covid19nearme.com.au
@Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk It also says 3.06pm, which is not when the numbers are generated.
@NewtonMark The 3.06pm timestamp in that gives me some doubt. That’s not a thing in the daily cycle of numbers.
@Rodney_Todd @jonbernardk Who the fuck installed the COVIDSafe app lol? (Also I am slightly sceptical.)
@glengyron Nah, I know for a fact that the people who handle the data at that level wouldn’t know how to do that. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HV
@drunkenmadman @HappySinger @jsleeio @Pollytics @LexxiSinclare Anyway I promise not to tell @drunkenmadman.
@cashflowjedi No I don’t. I think that’s a bit too 5D chess.
@darrenneilan Let’s not politicise this. The numbers, all of them, are announced every morning at 11am. Which indiv..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qc
@jonbernardk Also, having worked in public health messaging in a previous pandemic, I am confident in saying that d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yD
Ah. People are telling me it’s @jonbernardk. OK then. Good for you, Jon, you’re on the drip for some confidential d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5p
I’m very tempted to open a TikTok account just so I can tell him he’s a cunt.
This is kinda tasteless when you remember that you’re point-scoring newly-diagnosed people with a disease that coul..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D0
85% wow.
@i386 @ScottRhodie Yeah this is pretty much how I see it playing out. Clive Palmer will poison a few key electorate..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DJ
@dawnstarau @joelpmichael @SuperCroup Pretty much lol. But in another decade you get to blame the other people for it. Or something.
@jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU I know you enjoy it, Ken. I just hope you realise you’re making a difference for some of u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ju
@LizDolphinfluff @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU And once you’ve checked off today’s places, the next day you only get the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…97
@djackmanson @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The value for me is that I’m only told about the ones I haven’t already seen and checked off.
@jsleeio @CassieST @Pollytics @HappySinger It’s awesome. As I said before… twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@ScottRhodie Oh mate, we are in furious agreement. When we are not in the Quarantimes we must drink and shout at ea..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Nv
@rollerstkate @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The website is the key.
@joelpmichael @SuperCroup @dawnstarau Thanks, and yes, For years I’ve looked at the descriptions of the supposed ge..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…S5
@djackmanson @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU The map is the thing though. To be able to check in each day and only see wha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Px
@snurb_dot_info Lol it’ll look like WA.
@ScottRhodie That said, up here for example the major of Blue Mountains City Council has bene quite vocal about how..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KR
@ScottRhodie Yeah time has passed, and people now know the bushfire relief and such never arrived. But the vaccine..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WF
ChaserInterns Andrew Bolt excited to no longer be the most racist person in the country pic.twitter.com/npHG0CUXFs
@ben_hr @jxeeno @COVID19NearMeAU It’s my daily go-to. Just tell me where and what. And then if I hear there’s a cha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…J0
@ScottRhodie Another Essential poll this Tuesday. I’m looking forward to it.
@ScottRhodie I’ve bene tracking the Essential polling revery second Tuesday rather than Newspoll and yeah his bubbl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ka
@SuperCroup @joelpmichael @dawnstarau Only arithmetically. Now let us never speak of this again.
@amisamileandme And in Germany? Who are these idiots?
I would just like everyone to thank @jxeeno for creating and running @COVID19NearMeAU. It’s a fantastic resource th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wk
@joelpmichael @dawnstarau @SuperCroup Lol I am so not a millennial.
@aqualung This is my 15th Pozible campaign. My hit rate has been 12 from 14. I’ve got a good feel now for what kind of promotion works.
@dawnstarau @SuperCroup @joelpmichael I am so screwed.
82%.
@WarWraith Pffft! There’s SO MANY things that will end me.
stewartbrand Find the camouflaged creature. (Photo by @Ryanphelan6) pic.twitter.com/Mj1htdDZMR
@moylecroft @NewtonMark @drspacejunk I also think part of it was “Rendezvous is the objective, can’t be arsed with..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RS
@SuperCroup @joelpmichael Wha… what have I done now?
@LapTop006 @jsleeio @Pollytics @HappySinger It reminds me so much of the dead cat quadracopter. pic.twitter.com/YYn34fwJua
@joelpmichael Hahahaha.
80%.
@rik_ferguson To be clear, all of those things are the recipe I’m proposing.
@rik_ferguson Coffee / an electrolyte replacement like Hydralyte or a sugar-free sport drink / paracetamol / a Bloo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FW
@SuperCroup You shock me with this hypothesis.
Seriously, thanks everyone who supports my stupid podcast and other stuff. For various reasons, including the Quara..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5X
@druey @SuperCroup What again?
@SuperCroup I did see someone name the journo who’d raised this whole end-of-Ramadan fear but FFS even I know when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…pn
johnb78 There’s quite a lot of research showing that first and second generation migrants are particularly susceptible to a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ll
@SuperCroup Here we go. Eid al-Adha is 20–23 Julyen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eid_al-Ad…nw
@SuperCroup Lol some arsehat journo wrote about the forthcoming Eid thinking it was the one at the end of Ramadan,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf
@sylmobile @oberonsghost Hyphenated words and even noun phrases have been allowed.
@tuo2 It’s true! Thanks, Jordan, and that’s the 79%. I won’t email you through the system to just duplicate this message. :)
Another possibility for TRIGGER WORDS is to go all psychological with them. Like if I have a guest on and the word..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…au
79%.
@dmeeze Annoyingly the site doesn’t say, but I reckon when a word is thrown into the conversation we’d just see how it felt at the time.
77%.
For people who buy a TRIGGER WORD to throw into the podcast and then can’t think of one, you can always just tell m..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RN
Wait. Two more and 75%. Cheers!
Thanks very much to the two generous people who just brought it up to 72% of Target One. You are truly beautiful, despite what they say.
@waltonkate Hah! Good thinking.
@waltonkate Yeah I am being told off for saying over-50s big time. My sense of time is clearly all screwed up.
This is still at 64% of Target One, kinda stuck today with just four days to go. This is normal, but it’d reduce my..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xV
@sinmerchant @Greybeard3 I still don’t understand what’s going on here lol.
NeilMcMahon Rob Lowe’s sons do love trolling their dad on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/e1qXofhM6D
@johnb78 @GrogsGamut My GP had sparkling mineral water and The Good Biscuits™.
This. Is. Excellent. twitter.com/TheFeedSBS/sta…
@JaneyGodley I bring this to your attention because I know you’ll appreciate it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@JaneyGodley @RachaelHasIdeas Not too racist for Australia, just broke the quarantine rules. We are so fucked.
JaneyGodley It’s COMING HOME pic.twitter.com/4E2eksQNzP
SandroDemaio GENIUS! This is how a vaccine works. pic.twitter.com/YYUmnsvKfa
dumbandawful this is not your business pic.twitter.com/38YGyTcdor
Lol I’m getting pushback on the “50” bit. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@upulie Lol you’re nowhere near 50.
@gamba_ehrgeiz @TomWKoch OK, apparently I am being too fierce with my timing. :)
@TomWKoch Lol maybe.
A cartoon for the over-50s. twitter.com/docrussjackson…
Greybeard3 Beers I am not ordering #481 pic.twitter.com/F72HVtISAY
74frankfurt Apprentice welder Mary Cunningham, just finished training, going to work on her first warship at Greenock. (1942) pic.twitter.com/Yc2qbLxhWs
@JonoH @franksting How is Samsung on that front these days?
@franksting “webOS, also known as LG webOS and previously known as Open webOS, HP webOS and Palm webOS, is a Linux..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IJ
The problem with Katie Hopkins being dropped is that I’ll lose opportunities to keep retweeting this. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
deejayqf This is tremendously insulting to the two fine gentlemen on the left. twitter.com/dockergirl53/s…
What I love about the Vagina Museum is their excellent collection of facts. twitter.com/vagina_museum/…
@dobes This is apparently easy to arrange.
Joanwestenberg Buy Now Pay Later is not fintech. Its not innovation. It’s debt with a different coat of paint.
SuperCroup You know how at the beginning of all the public health orders, there is a reason for the health order? Well, imagin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ki
There is SO much happening here, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
@developerjack @oberonsghost @glengyron @Picketer @PollHereford People do have wide tastes, Jack.
@oberonsghost @garystark @glengyron @Picketer @PollHereford Sure, but back in 1895… ;) pic.twitter.com/L49q16m7MX
@Picketer @oberonsghost @glengyron @PollHereford And Barnaby Joyce. pic.twitter.com/EfjhYPLcox
@Picketer @oberonsghost @glengyron @PollHereford And then there’s Andrew Peacock, seen here with Shirley Maclaine. pic.twitter.com/DkxKxWR1vM
@garystark @oberonsghost @glengyron @Picketer @PollHereford Mr Obama is looking pretty damn fit there.
@oberonsghost @glengyron @Picketer @PollHereford We need a new website, “World Leaders in their Swimwear”. pic.twitter.com/WJLQa9N1lu
@oberonsghost @glengyron @Picketer @PollHereford Not to mention Hawkie. pic.twitter.com/jOjR92WKtj
cryptcrier had some 1am thoughts of two new names name for medication for erectile dysfunction. Alright here it goes: dixadrupin or coxaflopin
@PaintedGalah Very much so. Macropygia phasianella. Identified as such in the post. ;) I have a bunch of them as pa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PI
@twanniemangion @jpwarren @dobes Yeah there was SO much to criticise about 2016. Well, we had two inquiries, then t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E2
@Picketer @PollHereford I have a number of questions, including “Where is his belly button?”.
@gordonkerry @Picketer @PollHereford OK I’ll pay that.
@PaintedGalah They’re puffed up there because it was just before sunset. They’re really quite slender birds.
@steampowerednet @jpwarren @dobes No I should’ve realised. :) Anyway Justin is WAY more across this than I am, and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PL
@Picketer @PollHereford But it really is a fantastic photo!
@jpwarren @steampowerednet @dobes That’s one of those irregular words à la “Yes Minister” isn’t it.
“That’s one of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9f
@twanniemangion @jpwarren @dobes All good. :) Yeah some of us were fairly deep into covering that catastrophe. I ki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BM
Picketer Nothing would put you in the mood to get down and boogie like an hour on the thoughts of General Secretary Brezhnev. twitter.com/sovietvisuals/…
Picketer That sound you can hear? It’s the manic typing of Hot Takes for tomorrow about how “Some of the views of Katie Hopk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS
@jpwarren @steampowerednet @dobes Oops, I took “security” in the question literally, since that had been my focus i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uz
@NickyWill100 Wow that’s one hell of a hit. You doing OK? *hugs*
@dmeeze @swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren @GordyPls I didn’t ever see the video. I just recorded all the words in aud..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7y
@dmeeze @swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren @GordyPls This reminds me, one of my first-ever voiceover jobs was to narra..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mu
@dmeeze @swearyanthony @dobes @jpwarren @GordyPls Yeah there’s a couple versions of this script kicking around. Thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7t
@JustJimWillDo Thanks, but I’m good. For now. :)
I’ve also received some alarming news about a friend this afternoon, so I’m in an introspective mood this evening…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a6
The other important thing this week is my current crowdfunding campaign, which sits at 64% of Target One with just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QV
NEW BLOG POST: “Weekly Wrap 581: Productive, sure, but let us reflect on those tiny-headed pigeons”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4O
damonayoung Channel 7: sorry, next time we will import a more quarantine-friendly celebrity racist! 😅 🤷♂️
@posty @jpwarren @dobes What the ABS should’ve done, of course, was build a Flash app. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
@glendturner Well yes. I read every word of those inquiry reports and when you look at how it was structured… it’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sb
@upulie Then let practicality rule, and go with however your hair currently is. :)
@upulie Up is very business-like and power dressing. Down is more casual and seductive. What are your plans for tonight?
Here’s my commentary on the 2016 Census debacle, “Lessons from the Censusfail omnishambles” (15 Sep 2017) from the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zd
@posty @jpwarren @dobes In 2016 you could also fill in the online form any time, but all the adverts said to do it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IO
This was a very good Alien Sideboob from @JohnBirmingham this week and now it’s free to read. twitter.com/JohnBirmingham…
@steampowerednet @jpwarren @dobes I suppose I should get myself an opinion in the next week or two.
@steampowerednet @jpwarren @dobes I don’t, but then security hasn’t generally been a problem. Last time it was most..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kJ
@ApostrophePong There is so much #veryaussie in that video lol.
There’s an ad for the Census at Katoomba Village shopping centre. I see they’re saying “this August” rather than ci..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rq
KrangTNelson my neighbor and I have entered into yet another classic yard sign feud pic.twitter.com/bN06wv4pCR
@ApostrophePong OK,OK yeah we have crab races lol. But replaying hare (rabbit) versus tortoise like that still is #verythai. :P
@macro2779 Oh really? But then Springwood is then shopping hub, whereas for Wentworth Falls the supermarkets are ac..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…A2
@paulwiggins Lol that’s only the decade previous.
@johnallsopp Boy George always has been a great vocalist.
This is so #verythai, eh @ApostrophePong lol? twitter.com/aaolomi/status…
@johnallsopp Wow that’s certainly a win.
Now playing on Coles Radio. pic.twitter.com/1zET98npBB
K-town.
@mattcdef2000 Lol yes I’m aware of the awkward grammar. I assume you’ve seen my tweet in response to that story though.
images_ai “gay megatron” twitter.com/79hfg3n3948rhf… pic.twitter.com/208C7lHeYd
@noreasonspec Yeah I get the feeling most people are a little bit scared right now. The Blue Mountains is a day-tou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…o3
#purpletrain, briefly. It’s actually quite a nice day. pic.twitter.com/aCzm2hKCXx
@BickieCuppaTea Well I’m not as young as I used to be.
@HartWexford How dare people buy food!
marquelawyers Sky News can reveal that because it is the propaganda arm of the Scott government. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
Wentworth Falls village is all but deserted. Normally on a Sunday the street and carparks would be full. Today, jus..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sh
Getting the show on the road. Walk to Wentworth Falls; 1315 train to Katoomba; shopping; return. It’s actually sunn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ef
@GeoffSpinmonkey I can imagine! That’s a bold wattlebird too.
Yeah I’m just going to keep retweeting this in between all my other things today. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
The magpies are being particularly fractious today. The butcherbird is staying well clear, and yet wants to grab so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AU
BlueSpaceCanary imagine how frustrating it must be to be a psyop officer for somebody *other* than the CIA. always seeing them get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f4
cjjosh More of this! twitter.com/davidlipson/st…
byronkaye Sydney Real Estate: A Tragedy In Three Acts pic.twitter.com/aA9DnZ3HyI
Trying to resist responding to some truly idiotic brain worm activity on the line.
@ret_just_ret Sure, though I don’t think I can manage 1.4 litres.
@girlgerms @akent @jonoabroad @19bk69 That’s my view too.
@girlgerms @akent @jonoabroad @19bk69 There’s still quite a few people who object to the c-word on various grounds, come on you know that.
call_me_tomasso Auspost, on the job… pic.twitter.com/hljghRUzMK
@jasonandrade Well played.
Oh well I’ll suck it up once I’m back from the shops.
@bbox That’d be a bit disruptive.
Goddammit I’ve just spilled my seed all over the kitchen floor.
patriottakes Congratulations? pic.twitter.com/1RDYNbRZwB
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extra: Well May We Say episode 147, ‘Anti-Vicsers’” (1h14m59s) the9pmedict.com/edict/wmws147/
This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pi
@jonkudelka @19bk69 @jonoabroad @girlgerms To slice or not to slice, that is the question.
ben_hr If you could turn a “well, actually” tweet into an operating system you’d have Debian. This stupid thing.
@FergusonNews @dobes @purserj @MichaelReidArt Wow these are all truly magnificent. Thanks, Sarah.
@Davelennonabc @dobes @purserj That’s magnificent.
@19bk69 @jonoabroad @girlgerms Wow that’d really fuck you up lol.
@akent @jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms Well given that we already have “buttchugging” as a word then I suggest “foof..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yn
Hey @dobes @purserj now here’s a painting. twitter.com/irisherself/st…
@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms Yeah bit it’s still 1.4 litres, and we’re talking about the amount of liquid not the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7F
@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms You know, 1.4 litres is quite a lot. That’s like two bottles of wine up the foof.
@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms This is quality Twitter right here, isn’t it.
@jonoabroad @19bk69 @girlgerms But if you could, you’re back at being a valid skilled migration applicant.
@patstokes And would we *have* to look like Sajid Javid? His head is kind of a bit too spherical for my liking. And..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60
essentialideas “What turns up is sautéed gherkins and sashimi tadpoles”. @markhumphries cannot top this. pic.twitter.com/DaZfvEq09J
@19bk69 @jonoabroad @girlgerms Yeah it’s hard to find rental properties with a bathtub these days.
@DecayRSO I did tell you.
Well you’ve got to admit, this is one heck of a skill. twitter.com/MRacMC/status/…
@girlgerms @jonoabroad But to be fair that’s one heck of a skill.
stilgherrian I know my earlier tweet was challenging for some of you to retweet, what with the strong language, so here’s a grap..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GD
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad (Sunday) Program.
@cameronwilson Nolanism is a harsh political philosophy, but a fair one.
@cameronwilson He is indeed a little freak but it was also lovely to see him on Friday evening.
cameronwilson any last words you little freak twitter.com/dannolan/statu… pic.twitter.com/NnNkcNLGfe
Yes, yes I’m sure that’s a selling point. How could it not be?
Your ongoing support also helps make possible such nuanced political commentary as this tweet. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
With just four and a bit days to go, this crowdfunding campaign sits at 64% of Target One. Please consider supporti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…49
Sun plan: Lazy slow start; cross-post that podcast; shopping, Katoomba; more laziness; confirm the week’s plans; We..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jh
stilgherrian Thing is, even if Katie Hopkins were answering the door fully clothed, the delivery workers are still suffering bei..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…N7
@paulkidd Ah yes, it certainly is a woody word.
stilgherrian So this is a thing that happened. I haven’t listened back so I don’t know how much of my badness remains. twitter.com/wellmaywesay/s…
It’s another cold winter day in the Blue Mountains but at least it’s not so windy and there won’t be any snow. pic.twitter.com/S9SLH7JKgg
Sunday. The crowd awaits your every word. Choose every word carefully. Some words would be your downfall. Sunday.