OK time for me to go beddie bye-byes. Remember to wash behind your ears.
@ScottRhodie @joannejacobs Yeah I’m not really enjoying winter this year.
@GreenJ Possibly a bit niche.
@ScottRhodie @joannejacobs Dear Mr Rhodie, I say this with love: Please go fuck yourself.
@mjos_crypto I wonder who the other 200+ people are.
@hock_17 That’s a lot of hats.
@GreenJ The harpoon struck true. ;)
If this is the premise for one episode then I would like to see the whole series. twitter.com/snurbbotinfo/s…
snurbbotinfo #ScottyFromMarketing has already filmed his piano solos. 27 times.
@LeanneKBailey I mean I can’t see any reason whatsoever to think it’s not true.
@sylmobile Well sure we all know that.
sarahmalbers inside you there are three women pic.twitter.com/6Ex3KwgX8q
@_BertHandsome Are they using make-believe noises?
Meanwhile, I’ve just been given £500,000.00 (GBP), it says here. pic.twitter.com/1JrDxm0nEx
LTamasfi “Fuckin do it Dave”
I think about this comic all the time. 3 panels. 3 characters. Perfect storytelling. pic.twitter.com/w5TgOpdd9o
And in just a few minutes we’ve roared ahead to 93% of Target Two. Thanks so much. So I’ve created a Target Three j..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QC
@logicalibrarian Well it kinda works. :)
@richard_st Wow. OK, thank you do much. You and then one other bring us to 92% of Target Two. Wow.
@richard_st Wait, what? Thank you but are you sure?
P.S. I am not very good at promotion. Obviously.
On come ON people, I did the mandatory 69 = nice thing, even though I don’t know why it’s such a big deal, so just..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iL
With just over 24 hours remaining we’re 69% of the way to Target Two. Nice.
(Target One got us four special guest..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…16
FINAL HOURS: “The 9pm Late Winter Series 2021” crowdfunding campaign to support more special guest episodes of “The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UH
@cgay_51 @NewtonMark @expectproblems All extant episodes are on YouTube.
The beautiful things you see on old episodes of “Callan”, @NewtonMark @expectproblems. pic.twitter.com/WidDQOdueX
cameronwilson Mum says you need to let us have the Olympics in 2032 pic.twitter.com/wHwe0OYEsS
“Would the Captain Scarlet Angel interceptor have worked in real life? We ask an expert” hushkit.net/2021/05/20/wou… pic.twitter.com/YcueKBj2rL
@moylecroft @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @pjf OK then, what sort of fish is this? pic.twitter.com/gm3HE7GZTt
@moylecroft @dobes @jeamland @NewtonMark @pjf Thumbs on both hands eh?
@jeamland @dobes @NewtonMark @pjf Jesus wept!
paulwiggins The complete cultural experience. twitter.com/booksandwine76…
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @pjf @dobes They said that about the wax cylinder and look where we are now!
@SuperCroup Is that allowed? I mean I was on a train earlier, but I was being responsible.
@jeamland @dobes @NewtonMark @pjf This satire is bad.
@oberonsghost Bother. And also cyanide poisoning, I see. That’s handy.
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @pjf @dobes Have you started a podcast yet?
“The Research Is Clear: Long Hours Backfire for People and for Companies,” with some psychology about why we keep d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PY
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @pjf @dobes Look I’m sure you do, after all this time. :)
burgotastic Cannot believe Miss McCarthy is sharing our private correspondence like this twitter.com/missmccarthyus…
PrivateEyeNews All across the country in massive numbers: the new edition of Private Eye is out now! pic.twitter.com/S4ob6mkHZU
@oberonsghost Oh they’re a noxious weed? I quite like them. That’s a shame.
@CptHollingworth @NewtonMark @pjf @dobes As a robot editor or as a writer who desperately needs one?
@dobes My @davpope was quite good today too. pic.twitter.com/u3FoMa1ES7
@NewtonMark @pjf @dobes Oh I need an editor! Every writer needs an editor, no matter how good they think they are. Just not a robot one.
@pjf @NewtonMark Yes yes, ouch hurties ouch ouch. :P Bit I do so little programming or other text manipulation these days.
@NewtonMark @pjf Neither of these are tools that I need.
@pjf Wow.
@pjf Did you know that you can now get computers that work? :)
@joannejacobs FFS not *more* snow? What is *wrong* with this planet?
roweafr pfizer pflip @FinancialReview pic.twitter.com/rISlKnLRSb
@dobes Phucking excellent. I’m liking the Olympic theme.
@joannejacobs I do not appreciate this.
@phonakins Well that’s a bit of a pain.
@skwashd @LapTop006 @voltagex @expectproblems You’re not helping, Dave.
@phonakins Oh is that what it is? That explains the pair of 8-car up services just after lunchtime.
What’s this bullshit? Is this your doing, @joannejacobs? pic.twitter.com/derfRGl6Wq
callumj Just thought I’d log on to the internet to do some shopping. pic.twitter.com/eaFyAqFgD0
#purpletrain briefly, again. pic.twitter.com/V9zWO1MR5P
@dobes @darrenpauli @rohan_p @NewtonMark S’toatally cool.
@expectproblems @voltagex I’ve only had to give evidence to the Coroner once but that was in the form of a sworn st..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cv
@GeoffSpinmonkey Wipe on slacks, definitely.
@voltagex @expectproblems Wait, is that virus shop next to the Coroner’s Court?
Brain scraped successfully, nearly half an hour ago actually. A well practised operator. Also discovered a new thin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…7I
@tacticalmaid @RealNickHodge @CptHollingworth @expectproblems They should teach the kids how to make it.
Waiting in the pod. pic.twitter.com/XWwpCbuZzz
It has always amused me that this is a thing that exists anywhere, let alone in Hazelbrook. pic.twitter.com/DKktOzU1PJ
@joannejacobs Nah there’s plenty of 4-car sets on the timetable.
#purpletrain, briefly. I was the only one boarding this 8-car V-Set today. It’s running almost two minutes early be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vb
Mobile.
@misosusanowa If I had a spare thing with a camera I’d certainly take it outside more often, yes. But I don’t.
“We need to hear from Scott Morrison,” comes the sound from the bubble. So Scott Morrison appears. And now everyone..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ar
Four magpies versus two jerkbirds equals stalemate, judging by what’s happening outside right now.
@JustJimWillDo Ideally, yes.
pixelatedboat Three Nintendo Switch Online games (SNES) coming July 28th:
•Sloppy Simon
•Super John Grisham’s The Firm
•Official Super NES Cleaning Kit
cameronwilson can’t be grilled about your failure to have Australians vaccinated if unvaccinated journalists aren’t allowed to co..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZY
Smirk. pic.twitter.com/saZio5kPip
normative Does it really not occur to people who spout crap like this that “it’s illegal for a reporter to ask me this questi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…na
chaser Introducing the Scott Morrison Inaction Figure pic.twitter.com/HbbmPJ7wvr
boller_andre Mr Bean by HR Giger @images_ai @ai_curio pic.twitter.com/4PdFet99O5
@misosusanowa Thanks. The chances of me being covid-positive are very, very low, but with an immunocompromised pers..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HH
@riskybusiness @caseyjohnellis @bigendiansmalls Here’s Essential’s figures on that. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
TheNehad Well he’s right. You can’t plan for someone throwing a spanner into the fireworks.
Would make Sydney’s NYE firewo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v8
Hey, ekranoplan fans! “The Strangest Aircraft Ever Built: The Soviet Union’s VVA-14” youtube.com/watch?v=UD7xiW…
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Of course not. These are important and incredibly rel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qC
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid Yep that’s definitely a late-model StuG III because s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…E5
“Hetzer doin’ Hetzer stuff,” for @CptHollingworth @expectproblems @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid. youtube.com/watch?v=gb2DRA…
@oberonsghost @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Oh dear.
Wed plan, an update: Apart from all those little tasks, I’ll poop down to Hazelbrook for a COVID-19 test mid-aftern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OZ
@rohan_p @dobes @NewtonMark That explains several things.
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark I have 5G right in front of me now. Why have I not lost consciousness? Do I need to phone someone?
MisterABK 35mm movie cameras use a mirrored shutter that redirects the image from the film to the viewfinder. What this means..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ND
This crowdfunding campaign is heading towards Target Two and it’s just reached 69% of that target. Nice. But please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…f0
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “How an unlikely trio stopped China funding Australia’s biggest coal mine” pca.st/zg6ho26u
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Is Delta changing the way we go into lockdown?” pca.st/cs44zkod
Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today but it is also sunny. pic.twitter.com/g2IRvzaYUP
FilmVictoria GAMES COMMUNITY! 💖 We are seeking a Games & Digital Content Coordinator to join our team.
If you have sound knowl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i7
@CptHollingworth @expectproblems I know my role in society.
@IndelibleFink Well, thank you, but it was little more than “kinda OK”.
@expectproblems @CptHollingworth Wow I’ve usually had to pay a lot more than that.
This is a fuckin’ excellent curse, @erstkate. I am in awe. twitter.com/erstkate/statu…
@colinfry666 @evanspw That’s a very good line and I’m of a mind to steal it.
The more we hear about this leave-Afghanistan lark the more it sounds like it was extremely well thought through. twitter.com/stephendziedzi…
Wed plan: I’ve had this big to-do list of many little tasks sitting there for a couple of days, so I might as well..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zL
@Thefinnigans @3wombats Well we already know that the majority of people don’t pay much attention to politics, so that’s fair enough.
I suppose we’re the goldfish.
I still don’t get now 39% of people think Scott Morison is “visionary” since he’s never expressed any coherent visi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…39
These numbers are particularly interesting, so I imagine that the internal party polling is equally amusing. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
On a completely unrelated matter, here’s my thread about yesterday’s Essential polling. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
And he did other spots this morning too. I’m starting to form the impression that the press gallery thinks “hiding”..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aF
See? The prime minister isn’t hiding. He’s just on FM breakfast radio. twitter.com/benitakolovos/…
RevDaniel I really think it should include rice. pic.twitter.com/fftQjtvRdU
@stevage1 Yes, that does sound better.
Wed plan, preamble: I’m starting a little late today, but then the last two days I’ve ended up having 4.5-hour naps..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ny
JohnBirmingham Someone just liked this 7 year old tweet, which I don’t remember writing. But honestly, its pretty good. twitter.com/johnbirmingham…
@JohnBirmingham That is lovely, yes.
@Bedeapk @PollHereford Bede. No.
@PollHereford No but I cut my arm in the fallout from the great East African Aloe Vera crash of the 2000s.
1. They..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…En
@StephanieCarvin Lol. SO, in the 1970s and 1980 ostrich farms were one of the key shonky investments. Also, emus ar..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Y2
glengyron Nothing has changed!!!
#Mockdown twitter.com/penbo/status/1…
Next week, how to buy timeshares in emu farts. [Rolls eyes.] twitter.com/BreakfastNews/…
@DrRhysPockett Solid work.
Quite a few of you are being dickheads this morning.
Wednesday. It’s the rubber extensions that encourage perfection. Use them vigorously. Wednesday.