@jplonie Most things happened before you were born.
@jplonie Pffft I’m watching “Callanâ€.
@jplonie I have not started it yet.
RT @alexevans91: Who will you vote for?
Palm cockatoo, the prodigious parrot of Australia and New Guinea?
🔥OR🔥
Rufous-crested…
RT @alexevans91: 🔠#BestOfCrest THIRD PLACE DECIDER ðŸ”
🦠Palm cockatoo
(Left 🔷 Christina Zdenek)
VS
🦠Rufous-crested coquette…
RT @alexevans91: Who will you vote for?
Royal flycatcher, the small-yet-stunning songbird of the Amazon?
🔥OR🔥
Red-tailed blac…
RT @alexevans91: 🔠#BestOfCrest GRAND FINAL ðŸ”
🦠Royal flycatcher
(Left 🔷 Alex Jahn)
VS
🦠Red-tailed black cockatoo
(Right 🔷 D…
RT @stevesmithffx: To be fair, we see our prime minister roughly once a month too https://t.co/XFhKSCuJMj
The vigorous winds have arrived. pic.twitter.com/YU2wgsnm3E
RT @koryodynasty: Sweden: said it was the “developed country of welfare” but made a typo in “developed country” (ì„ ì§„êµ) and wrote “ì„ ì§€êµ” which…
RT @koryodynasty: South Korean broadcaster MBC used images to “represent” each country during the #Tokyo2020 Opening Ceremony.
Italy: pizz…
@ret_just_ret He’s toast lol.
@kheitman_au Hah! Looks like a global press release beecause the major news outlets have all run with it. It’s prob… https://t.co/b8sXACyPhB
RT @jason_a_w: Understandable to be shocked-as-in-upset, but one shouldn’t be surprise. Australia is not only not an exception - Sky News,…
@WombatsGoBrrr I don’t think I’ve got as far as having a take. :)
@WombatsGoBrrr (No, I’m not saying anyone else’s selection is not selective. Saying A does not mean saying not-B.)
@WombatsGoBrrr Selected by their PR people, so nothing showing them in a negative light. Don’t over-think it. :)
RT @rockintunesman: Hard to believe this didn’t help https://t.co/DmS08esfAF
Police footage, so selective, but there it is. https://t.co/r4YRnDIhGJ
matty_up When your 17 year old son comes into the lounge and says “Dad, there’s some water running from the dishwasher”… pic.twitter.com/3epWetJKWt
@StriderNotavi @FreoPope @AlyxG And Canberra and Hobart. It was organised nationally.
oberonsghost Spotted on FB. Personally, I think Connery in Zardoz wore it better. pic.twitter.com/XYqMx3aXAq
@ZsoltNagy7 @StriderNotavi @AlyxG Of course another possibility is that you don’t know what you’re talking about an… https://t.co/3Tg6qaIsoW
@JustJimWillDo Well that’s even uglier.
The other thing that concerns me is that there’s many words you could use to describe the shape of my arse but “square†is not one of them.
@franksting @Skigod @ScottRhodie There is that, but it’ll also come with a fair bit of collateral damage.
I like how you have to straddle the dunny somehow to wash your hands. A washbasin in the least accessible spot poss… https://t.co/vB8cEFXdPL
@Skigod @ScottRhodie They did. It did not.
RT @juwonreports: Is that… the photo of Chernobyl……….??? used to introduce Ukraine……???? https://t.co/0RyWMk9v7E
RT @chainchompist: New paper rock scissors just dropped https://t.co/Qx8oxLvI0n
RT @adellabeaini: Oh look who it is, #tiktokguy joining hundreds of people at the #sydneylockdown protests in the city. I hope they all fee…
@simon_rosenberg @upulie It absolutely isn’t, but let’s not let facts harm your brain worms, eh.
@upulie Just the one god may not be enough to sort of this mess. :(
RT @thomaslennon: I just told a child that the sequel to “Jaws†is “All That Jazz†and I’ve never felt so evil and so alive at the same tim…
@DrRhysPockett Per my most recent retweets, if I were you I’d stock up for the coming week. From about Tuesday or Wednesday, I’d say.
RT @AlyxG: And here’s the anti vax wing of the march :/ https://t.co/3vvXv8sBa1
RT @AlyxG: Crowd size at this anti-lockdown protest is no joke. Just marched past our hotel room. Lots of shouting and tonne of honking car…
@upulie We don’t do jokes in Sydney. Everything is real. https://t.co/zfhhXdf2N7
Full Moon is right now at 1247 AEST.
RT @MarcusAHiggins: “No more lockdown!â€
Huge protest at Broadway, Sydney.
Super spreader situation in action. https://t.co/OURAwtNG2V
RT @cameronwilson: Another anti-vaxxer rally in the city today. There’s one every few weeks but current lockdown seems to have intensified…
aflashbak The lesbian Gateways Club, Bramerton Street, just off the King’s Road, Chelsea, c.1953 pic.twitter.com/K4vXf1T6mb
RT @TheOnion: “As a lifeguard, I let six people drown on a single weekend, so winning five gold medals in swimming is my way of proving I c…
One hour until the Full Moon at 1237 AEST.
Waaah! Waaah! Waaah! BUT THEY STARTED IT! Seriously, grow the fuck up.
Dear Every Fucking Person Whinging In A NSW Versus Victoria Narrative, how about you shut the fuck up and do someth… https://t.co/7wGQJJDwGn
I got a depressing 3/10 in the @SatPaper quiz today. Blergh. thesaturdaypaper.com.au/quiz/2021/07/24
Fetching the anti brain worm spray.
Two hours until the Full Moon at 1247 AEST.
RT @SatPaper: This week’s cartoon, by @jonkudelka… https://t.co/sU5G3vDFWH
RT @VerticalHoldAU: Lazy weekend? Who is Pegasus spyware targeting, how is it silently infecting smartphones? Can Netflix become ‘the Netfl…
@TheIronMonk3 Not listening to you any more.
RT @UncleDuke1969: “You know, I could just grab a fish.â€
“That’s not the point, Gerald.†https://t.co/S5IaUFWqHc
RT @glengyron: This is bullshit, if there’s one things all Sydneysiders accept it’s the Joe Hildebrand speaks for none of us. https://t.co/…
RT @DannyDeraney: Would you like to see an Aussie Doggy take selfie’s and have its own photo shoot?
Of course you do.
Credit IG My_Aussi…
@HHackenbecker @dobes @purserj Hold on a moment, I’ll fetch your coat.
Hahahaha @dobes @purserj! TRASH PARROTS! https://t.co/auSuHDKWPe
snurbbotinfo All football needs drums and bubble teas.
snurbbotinfo Please accept the next five minutes of Jimmy Barnes singing the news cycle.
Sat plan: Chores including cleaning this computer; 1237 AEST Full Moon; errand to the village; 2000 online birthday… https://t.co/eBfFTUOchM
I’m looking forward to the vigorous winds late this afternoonpic.twitter.com/Mqk8QeFyepep
RT @jpwarren: TIL that Albanese is a brand of gummy bears. https://t.co/3OoE0rUh2U
@fredericg That’s a very good question. Let me have a coffee and catch up with the reality of Saturday before answering.
It’s another generic grey winter day in the Blue Mountainspic.twitter.com/Pr55UGXxghgh
Saturday. Thrusting downwards, that’s the best way to begin the process. From there, take it gently. Saturday.
@voltagex Time for me to resurrect my Secret Men’s Business series of photos of urinals lol.