AsFarce i want a sitcom about these next-door neighbours in Sunshine who are also rival astrologers pic.twitter.com/7A2Msd1UVP
@moylecroft It’s the nitrogen, I’m told.
@errolwi @NewtonMark @expectproblems @RealNickHodge Lol indeed.
@moylecroft Things just need burying sometimes.
@SuperCroup @ServiceNSW Ah yeah that’s a negative.
@tacticalmaid @wordfence Mind you, your average Karen tends to freak when their lack of maintenance leads to a $1500 invoice.
@tacticalmaid It can be a money-spinner though. I’m getting quite good at disinfecting WordPress sites… because I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iV
@franksting @sylmobile @ServiceNSW Well as long as it’s the lizards.
@sylmobile @ServiceNSW Isn’t technology wonderful!
@sleepingdingo @ServiceNSW Oh yes. :)
patriottakes Is it though? pic.twitter.com/c3dgf0zDpg
@ServiceNSW This is a new feature in a fairly recent software update, I think.
Happy that the @ServiceNSW app just asked me if I needed to check out of the place I checked into two hours ago — b.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yzy
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @RealNickHodge I thought that might be the case as I typed it. DE rather than EU law. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @RealNickHodge I’m also amused by how the swastika is redacted on the tail because unde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To
Flying an 80-year-old fighter aircraft takes a certain amount of maintenance effort, I imagine. @NewtonMark..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k1
@MichelePlayfair @vaughndavis This is all excellent work, thank you.
@joannejacobs Thanks. :) All under control for now.
@joannejacobs Yeah it was a weird journey. All good tho.
@joannejacobs The plan to go my medical appointments.
SirPyecroft An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS…
He turns to his crewmate and says:
“Damn, I can’t find any milk fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2z
@joannejacobs It’s all in the plan.
[Insert compulsory introductory praise for @TeenVogue.] twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…
There’s more plans in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and things I’ve recommended for you, as well as a butcherbird. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
Mon plan, a retrospective: The day trip to Sydney for essential health reasons was pulled off without incident. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kV
@LexPlans Wait until you see first class.
WorldBollard The attitude on these 4…#WorldBollardAssociationopic.twitter.com/fKodiNVPwJwJ
@OzKitsch @uomcollections I think it might be a marlin.
@ChrisJHowe15 You can taste it in your mind right now, can’t you. Yummy yummy kebab.
MNateShyamalan are you serious pic.twitter.com/em1WRZzl85
OzKitsch Contemplate a dead swordfish in style with a pair of trousers from Fletcher Jones
Lantern slide c/- @uomcollections pic.twitter.com/wjlcMbQylW
@RealNickHodge A jolly jape.
@RealNickHodge Mind you, when you’re all up there on the self-dosing morphine it’s be a spiffing lark.
RealNickHodge If any of you fuckers ever do this to me I am going to haunt you to your grave. twitter.com/mrstrangefact/…
GuardianAus Dieter Brummer, Home and Away star, found dead at 45 theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
This is not inaccurate. Thank you, @_DaveKnowles. twitter.com/_DaveKnowles/s…
@pseudomorph Yes. It’s quite handy given that we call them #purpletrain. Convenient.
I feel like a kebab. This train needs a kebab shop.
Impressive. twitter.com/TheFigen/statu…
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
“Bankstown: The Place of Opportunity.” pic.twitter.com/okNYcdsfhk
Graunched. So much better.
@kayorchison Until you realise it’s pay by the plant and likely to be as dodgy as all get-out.
@czhedgehog Yeah this industry has not been going well.
VinceRugari what about if we ban people in NSW from eating food — except for a grey, flavourless gruel provided by the governme.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AuB
@oberonsghost Currawongs?
I’m running slightly early for my next appointment so I’m sitting on street furniture in the street and feeling very exposed lol.
@skwashd Today she’s all they need, at least at this time. Very, very few people around.
@gnoll110 @wobster That’s the average of course. The average for the “top planters”. Whoever they are.
@MjwCoach Thanks. It’s easy so far, the place is almost deserted.
Sign in Belmore Park, Sydney. pic.twitter.com/c4BxpXJXAH
@franksting @misswired Makes sense. Easy to find, easy to clean.
@misswired I thought they were BBQ tongs at first which would’ve been even better.
I didn’t take her photo, but there’s a Sydney Trains employee with a box of disposable surgical masks and a pair of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vF
Sydney Central station is somewhat quiet right now, 1.45pm-ish. pic.twitter.com/kMDhUgk5do
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
vaughndavis This tracking query brought to you by the word Auckland. pic.twitter.com/xMvryFyx9x
@purserj @NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk I first read that as a dril bot and yes we should sen..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Kj
I’m the only passenger boarding this #purpletrain at Wentworth Falls. There is one other passenger in the lead car. pic.twitter.com/ORbLrbtlvA
@purserj @NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk I was hoping it could burrow into the sand to hide, per Thunderbirds.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk I suppose NASA took that into account.
The show is on the road. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
joetracini It’s been an honour commentating the gymnastics today. pic.twitter.com/ZaBeoNRkNi
@GHCuthbertson @civilengineer @abcnews I hasn’t been a fun time, no.
damonayoung This is hilarious. Plutarch coined a crude phrase in favour of plain speaking, then a translator bowdlerised it in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FA
PavelShabadoo @ThatsOurWaldo @DAVID_LYNCH David Lynch’s beard timelapse.
1.1.2021 - 2.6.2021 pic.twitter.com/avcZRj4IzG
This is magical. twitter.com/SarahEBond/sta…
@juanitafernando So far all the magpies have been accurate with their food-grabbing. My fingers are magpie-intact.
@jonoabroad You have forests in NZ too you know. and they also have birds in them.
@spankee I suspect that all fingers look like yummy grubs of some sort, but it was probably just nervous.
@NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk What’s going to happen in a dust storm, that’s what I wonder…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wa
Better luck tomorrow, mate.
So this butcherbird. I have been working toward handing it food. This morning it was finally bold enough to let me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dA
Not a bad run. @NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk. twitter.com/stim3on/status…
@GreenJ It’s bad when it’s an unexpected error, as opposed to the usual expected errors.
@jasonandrade That’s a pretty lame dream image though.
somewheresy “THE DEATH OF CHRIST AT THE HANDS OF THE MACHINE” pic.twitter.com/GCFAyqV93E
@foursaken That was an OK bit, but the recurring dream where I’m picking endless sharp glass shards out of my bloo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sk
@gusworldau No I am fairly sure that the majority of these things didn’t actually happen.
Last night I dreamed that Noel Fielding was dosing me on DMT as part of a workplace induction process. He was cuddl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VU
@ausnetman Yep.
@rgmerk Which makes it worse, doesn’t it?
@sleepingdingo The transcript will be up by midday. abc.net.au/radio/programs…
I wonder whether it has something to do with the fact that even people in category 1B are still weeks away from get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why are 40% of Australians in their 60s not vaccinated yet?” Lol. pca.st/q1a4jw0m
@caseyjohnellis Pretty much.
@caseyjohnellis Thanks. The weird part was making decisions like “I could catch the earlier train which is 8 cars r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…27
@PeteLawler Yes, particularly as there’s a good number of people venting their own fears and frustrations by decidi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MX
glengyron Wow. Twitter is banning all Victorian accounts that comment on Sydney’s lockdown rules. Harsh, but also VERY funny.
Anyway, further alleged plans and some recommendations for things to check out may be found in the Weekly Wrap. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ
If you think “easing into Monday morning” is something that listening to me would help with, this is your podcast. twitter.com/VerticalHoldAU…
@sexenheimer The return train will be the one to watch, brining the plague up to the Mountains.
That might be down to me gorging on old episodes of “Callan” however.
It feels really strange outlining that plan, and yet it’s just a compressed version of what would normally be a rou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cG
Mon plan: Slow start with administrivia; 1148 train to Sydney; 1400 GP; Hyde Park; 1515 back maintenance, Darlinghu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph
Mon plan, some background: I’ve been putting off some health-related appointments but I really need to get them don..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX
JimMFelton Siri, show me someone who doesn’t cower to roads being a river now pic.twitter.com/VGT9NJWPSL
TheRealPBarry ‘Whaling with happiness’. I wonder what that sounds like.
dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/olympics… pic.twitter.com/LMuNuxIPgn
@Superlexify True enough.
@Superlexify Oh it’s quite a but warmer today than it was yesterday, for sure, but all the rest is the same.
@WombatsGoBrrr That is @CARROT_app.
@akent Indeed, and I’ll be down there a but later. I’ll pack shorts and thongs.
For some reason I immediately thought of @kels_316 and @dobes and @RealNickHodge. twitter.com/TheWittyFarmer…
Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today, much like yesterday. Hurrah? pic.twitter.com/RXbHoIbFnu
Monday. It is almost time for the spiders to return, and they know it. Monday.