Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

Wentworth Falls NSW AU

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July 26th, 2021

AsFarce i want a sitcom about these next-door neighbours in Sunshine who are also rival astrologers pic.twitter.com/7A2Msd1UVP

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@tacticalmaid @wordfence Mind you, your average Karen tends to freak when their lack of maintenance leads to a $1500 invoice.

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@tacticalmaid It can be a money-spinner though. I’m getting quite good at disinfecting WordPress sites… because I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iV

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patriottakes Is it though? pic.twitter.com/c3dgf0zDpg

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@ServiceNSW This is a new feature in a fairly recent software update, I think.

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Happy that the @ServiceNSW app just asked me if I needed to check out of the place I checked into two hours ago — b.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yzy

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems @RealNickHodge I thought that might be the case as I typed it. DE rather than EU law. I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zp

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems @RealNickHodge I’m also amused by how the swastika is redacted on the tail because unde..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…To

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Flying an 80-year-old fighter aircraft takes a certain amount of maintenance effort, I imagine. @NewtonMark..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k1

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@joannejacobs Yeah it was a weird journey. All good tho.

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SirPyecroft An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS…
He turns to his crewmate and says:
“Damn, I can’t find any milk fo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2z

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[Insert compulsory introductory praise for @TeenVogue.] twitter.com/TeenVogue/stat…

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There’s more plans in the Weekly Wrap, of course, and things I’ve recommended for you, as well as a butcherbird. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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Mon plan, a retrospective: The day trip to Sydney for essential health reasons was pulled off without incident. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kV

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WorldBollard The attitude on these 4…opic.twitter.com/fKodiNVPwJwJ

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@ChrisJHowe15 You can taste it in your mind right now, can’t you. Yummy yummy kebab.

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MNateShyamalan are you serious pic.twitter.com/em1WRZzl85

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OzKitsch Contemplate a dead swordfish in style with a pair of trousers from Fletcher Jones
Lantern slide c/- @uomcollections pic.twitter.com/wjlcMbQylW

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@RealNickHodge Mind you, when you’re all up there on the self-dosing morphine it’s be a spiffing lark.

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RealNickHodge If any of you fuckers ever do this to me I am going to haunt you to your grave. twitter.com/mrstrangefact/…

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GuardianAus Dieter Brummer, Home and Away star, found dead at 45 theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

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@pseudomorph Yes. It’s quite handy given that we call them . Convenient.

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I feel like a kebab. This train needs a kebab shop.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

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“Bankstown: The Place of Opportunity.” pic.twitter.com/okNYcdsfhk

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Graunched. So much better.

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@kayorchison Until you realise it’s pay by the plant and likely to be as dodgy as all get-out.

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@czhedgehog Yeah this industry has not been going well.

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VinceRugari what about if we ban people in NSW from eating food — except for a grey, flavourless gruel provided by the governme.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AuB

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I’m running slightly early for my next appointment so I’m sitting on street furniture in the street and feeling very exposed lol.

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@skwashd Today she’s all they need, at least at this time. Very, very few people around.

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@gnoll110 @wobster That’s the average of course. The average for the “top planters”. Whoever they are.

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@MjwCoach Thanks. It’s easy so far, the place is almost deserted.

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@franksting @misswired Makes sense. Easy to find, easy to clean.

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@misswired I thought they were BBQ tongs at first which would’ve been even better.

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I didn’t take her photo, but there’s a Sydney Trains employee with a box of disposable surgical masks and a pair of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vF

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Sydney Central station is somewhat quiet right now, 1.45pm-ish. pic.twitter.com/kMDhUgk5do

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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vaughndavis This tracking query brought to you by the word Auckland. pic.twitter.com/xMvryFyx9x

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I’m the only passenger boarding this at Wentworth Falls. There is one other passenger in the lead car. pic.twitter.com/ORbLrbtlvA

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@purserj @NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk I was hoping it could burrow into the sand to hide, per Thunderbirds.

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joetracini It’s been an honour commentating the gymnastics today. pic.twitter.com/ZaBeoNRkNi

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damonayoung This is hilarious. Plutarch coined a crude phrase in favour of plain speaking, then a translator bowdlerised it in..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…FA

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PavelShabadoo @ThatsOurWaldo @DAVID_LYNCH David Lynch’s beard timelapse.

1.1.2021 - 2.6.2021 pic.twitter.com/avcZRj4IzG

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@juanitafernando So far all the magpies have been accurate with their food-grabbing. My fingers are magpie-intact.

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@jonoabroad You have forests in NZ too you know. and they also have birds in them.

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@spankee I suspect that all fingers look like yummy grubs of some sort, but it was probably just nervous.

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@NewtonMark @expectproblems @CosmicRami @drspacejunk What’s going to happen in a dust storm, that’s what I wonder…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Wa

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So this butcherbird. I have been working toward handing it food. This morning it was finally bold enough to let me..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dA

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@SteveMolk @GordyPls I’ll add mine to that. Have a lovely one, @GordyPls.

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@GreenJ It’s bad when it’s an unexpected error, as opposed to the usual expected errors.

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@jasonandrade That’s a pretty lame dream image though.

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somewheresy “THE DEATH OF CHRIST AT THE HANDS OF THE MACHINE” pic.twitter.com/GCFAyqV93E

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@foursaken That was an OK bit, but the recurring dream where I’m picking endless sharp glass shards out of my bloo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sk

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@gusworldau No I am fairly sure that the majority of these things didn’t actually happen.

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Last night I dreamed that Noel Fielding was dosing me on DMT as part of a workplace induction process. He was cuddl..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VU

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@rgmerk Which makes it worse, doesn’t it?

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I wonder whether it has something to do with the fact that even people in category 1B are still weeks away from get..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Va

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Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Why are 40% of Australians in their 60s not vaccinated yet?” Lol. pca.st/q1a4jw0m

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@caseyjohnellis Thanks. The weird part was making decisions like “I could catch the earlier train which is 8 cars r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…27

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@PeteLawler Yes, particularly as there’s a good number of people venting their own fears and frustrations by decidi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MX

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glengyron Wow. Twitter is banning all Victorian accounts that comment on Sydney’s lockdown rules. Harsh, but also VERY funny.

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Anyway, further alleged plans and some recommendations for things to check out may be found in the Weekly Wrap. The..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zJ

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If you think “easing into Monday morning” is something that listening to me would help with, this is your podcast. twitter.com/VerticalHoldAU…

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@sexenheimer The return train will be the one to watch, brining the plague up to the Mountains.

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That might be down to me gorging on old episodes of “Callan” however.

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It feels really strange outlining that plan, and yet it’s just a compressed version of what would normally be a rou..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…cG

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Mon plan: Slow start with administrivia; 1148 train to Sydney; 1400 GP; Hyde Park; 1515 back maintenance, Darlinghu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ph

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Mon plan, some background: I’ve been putting off some health-related appointments but I really need to get them don..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RX

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JimMFelton Siri, show me someone who doesn’t cower to roads being a river now pic.twitter.com/VGT9NJWPSL

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TheRealPBarry ‘Whaling with happiness’. I wonder what that sounds like.

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@Superlexify Oh it’s quite a but warmer today than it was yesterday, for sure, but all the rest is the same.

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@akent Indeed, and I’ll be down there a but later. I’ll pack shorts and thongs.

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For some reason I immediately thought of @kels_316 and @dobes and @RealNickHodge. twitter.com/TheWittyFarmer…

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Winter continues in the Blue Mountains today, much like yesterday. Hurrah? pic.twitter.com/RXbHoIbFnu

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Monday. It is almost time for the spiders to return, and they know it. Monday.

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