OK I’m going away now.
drunkenmadman @stilgherrian I was also going to say three pints is a lot to fit in a cunt but then I remembered I’ve been out dri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9W
stilgherrian @danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3v
stilgherrian This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist” thebrilliant.com.au/highlight/jest…
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
stilgherrian Vagina pelicana.
stilgherrian Still thinking about Katie Hopkins’ very special skill. She must have a foof like a pelican’s beak. pic.twitter.com/myGsa5mD7p
There is a brushtail possum on or in the roof and it’s being annoying. Shut up, Possum!
@JustJimWillDo @bunjaree I haven’t heard it at all yet. That sort of thing happens very early and further down the track.
JAFMacDonald YouTube’s automated caption generator is now translating whimbrel calls and I’m very much here for it. pic.twitter.com/KqbfrafC77
brookssterritt these captchas are getting downright philosophical pic.twitter.com/HAMipnVIaS
@jonstribling @bunjaree A local guy who does occasional work for the council says that every time they plant new tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ky
@riskybusiness Gotta look good for the PR photos.
So that non-timid superb lyrebird at @bunjaree? Someone has scored a photo, showing how close it gets to the cottag..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Zo
chaser BREAKING: Army facing certain defeat after it emerges that Emus can get Covid
hellohistoria It was formerly customary in Wales for the head of the
household to tell the bees whenever a death took place in th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bz
By “grey zone operations” I assume they mean in Fairfield. twitter.com/AARCAusArmy/st…
charlesarthur Ooooooof twitter.com/mrmarksteel/st…
@oberonsghost @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee “Cyberwashing”, Maria. Get with the program.
johnb78 Amazing timeline juxtaposition pic.twitter.com/8wkWlwhqI3
“How are you handling the lickdown?” twitter.com/jonoabroad/sta…
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @ashabeeeee this is getting me a bit moist. twitter.com/thegrugq/statu…
Whenever I start typing “lockdown” my phone keeps wanting to change it to “lick” and that concerns me.
@tacticalmaid @kels_316 They do indeed operate in Sydney.
iamtix95 *Danger at Vaccination Center*
Husband told his wife that he could not accompany her for vaccination. So his wife..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EY
@oberonsghost @danilic Lol. :) Well I’m looking forward to this chat.
@danilic Also, I’m recoding an episode of “The 9pm Edict” podcast with him tomorrow morning. If you’re a supporter..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3v
This profile of @danilic is worth a read. “Jester holding a spear: rise of a satirist and climate change activist” thebrilliant.com.au/highlight/jest…
cyetain People are always all like “Failure is how we learn”.
NOTICING… NOTICING SHIT is how we learn.
Paying attention..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pe
For those of you wanting to poke at Australia’s vaccination data, @jxeeno has created a poker. twitter.com/jxeeno/status/…
MooseAllain Piers Morgan may be an utter twat, but at least his comments have started an important conversation about what an utter twat he is.
@jxeeno @max_au Thanks, though no I’m having enough trouble doing my actual work. ;) But I’m happy to do modelling..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR
@max_au @jxeeno Just checking, Ken. This data is compiled at the federal level, yeah? Or are you compiling state-by-state data yourself?
@swearyanthony Would YOU want to go visiting door to door in an area where people are infected with a potentially deadly disease?
@kels_316 Never waste a good pandemic.
@jxeeno Or it’s 800 humans who’ve appeared.
@rohan_p @RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @NewtonMark Anyone want to have go at then “incredibly p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dg
LucyXIV I went to an elite private school in Sydney. would you like to read my yarn, cobber twitter.com/madeline_link/…
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark Indeed. pic.twitter.com/l8BdLOCF3r
@Pollytics Rule 34. Way ahead of you.
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark The words you’re looking for are Branch Davi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wR
Rashidajourno Defence hasn’t yet received the request from Emergency Management yet so they have not been deployed - yet. twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/st…
@RealNickHodge @sexenheimer Hey @cameronwilson @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark you need to get on this. Hand-wavey spir..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jj
@jonkudelka Well, do you have an art gallery…
@jonkudelka Padding it out with broccoli just isn’t the same, no.
@jonkudelka The cat’s OK but I preferred the first box.
@dobes @tacticalmaid Weirdly enough the video itself is a normal compiled-from-all-over set of carrier flight ops…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1Z
@dobes @tacticalmaid It seem straightforward enough. #breakfast pic.twitter.com/a0MqDaxuhp
@rohan_p @davidgerard @dobes This is just like the first dotcom boom. “I know we’re losing money on every customer..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…uM
SuperCroup Ad hominem criticism is rubbish but it does seem to be a strange coincidence that the people who complain about it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gm
bengrubb News Corp’s Daily Telegraph will stop publishing columns from controversial broadcaster Alan Jones after weeks of a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qh
@rohan_p @NewtonMark Oh yeah that’s one of nature’s little surprises. You have my sincere sympathies, Mark.
‘“We’ve got a pathway out of this which means that life is going to look pretty different by March/December <pick w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rQ
“Morrison Says Vaccines Will Have Us Opening Up Within Months, In Speech He Gave Last Year” theshovel.com.au/2021/07/29/mor…
bengrubb Here it is: Passerby yells “[Yeah, you??]… [go?] f—k yourself a—hole” to Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews pic.twitter.com/iIgNIekJG9
_BertHandsome Jared Kushner set to move away from committing one sort of crimes to launch new firm that will commit other sorts o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8h
jpwarren I needed a distraction from something else, so here are some District 9 themed posters for people who want to ban p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…D2
patstokes 1000x this. Honestly, just stop supporting political parties. Every single person’s job is to serve the good and un..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jP
@JustJimWillDo Careful what you wish for.
@micheinnz Lockdown, Ma’am. We’re in lockdown.
As usual I’ve made too much breakfast, but you’re not allowed to come and get any. pic.twitter.com/2loRlEIyL5
@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb No no, that’s fine. I do not want this to happen.
@jeamland @19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb The wonderful thing is that I have no idea what this song might be.
@19bk69 @kcarruthers @sylmobile @R_Chirgwin @bengrubb Every war should have a theme song.
Listening to today’s @7ampodcast, “Who are Australia’s anti-lockdown protestors?” with @arielbogle pca.st/npmpmee3
@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Up here, though, the crimson rosellas are quite happy to hang about even when it’s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Tb
@dobes @infinite8horizo @purserj Mind you, I know the rainbow lorikeet rain alert call, and it’s very reliable, at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…px
Listening to today’s @abcnews Coronacast, “Another four weeks. Will it change things?” pca.st/2mcbooo8
@SEdwards0108 Lovely. :)
@infinite8horizo They’re magnificent, thanks Peter! I have neither a suitable camera or the patience for shots like..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jK
joshgnosis it’s a trap twitter.com/Techmeme/statu…
@lukehallam Well I know it was. It was A97-450 using the callsign TROJAN 55. :)
I can also identify the AgustaWestland AW139 helicopter by sound, because they’re used for all the air ambulance ru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ZF
Something else heard in the valley this morning: An RAAF C-130J. I can now identify the Hercs by sound alone, but t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…na
@jamescmcpherson @GordyPls Wot? No, I’m just sitting here slowly waking up.
“Motion activated”! Arf! Arf! Arf! twitter.com/channingwalton…
One for @ApostrophePong. ;) twitter.com/SpaceLiminalBo…
@infinite8horizo Marvellous. :)
@DavidRDHeath This clan of yellow-taileds usually lives down in the valley, and do see the entire mob up here on the ridge is unusual.
Things that would improve your day #7894. twitter.com/campuscodi/sta…
@GordyPls Not-online people aren’t real people.
@JohnBirmingham To be fair, though, I think we can all procrastinate successfully without the hassle of surgery. So..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sl
@GordyPls Maybe tell all your friends and family how Facebook has classified them, then step back to watch the cage fight.
I think my Latin is wrong, but then I also think the whole topic is wrong. Remember, though, she started it.
Vagina pelicana.
Still thinking about Katie Hopkins’ very special skill. She must have a foof like a pelican’s beak. pic.twitter.com/myGsa5mD7p
@maz_jovanovich Were you being Australian in The America?
Happening overhead: A flock of about 50 yellow-tailed back cockatoos. Almost silent, they are. No wait, not silent…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kB
I say, @dobes, isn’t @davpope rather good this morning. pic.twitter.com/RKjOAHKXjj
Oh. It IS all in my mind. I went to bed early last night, and apparently that means I forgot to take my evening med..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2J
@kels_316 @formalbeer TO THE CAMPS WITH IT!
@kels_316 @formalbeer What about cirles?
@derekbradley @NewtonMark That’s a heck oh a lot of words to say that leaf blowers are annoying and I don’t like them.
Words should have three or fewer syllables. Number should not have digits after the decimal point. twitter.com/danielhurstbne…
NickyVeitch #SaveTheFrogs
Dead, shrivelled frogs are unexpectedly turning up across eastern Australia. We need your help to fin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TT
@NewtonMark Why would you be out with a leaf blower when there’s 40km/h gusts forecast for this morning?
@dobes It took me a moment to realise that you’ve already added a baby for scale. That’s one heck of a big mushroom. Or one very tiny baby.
Thu plan: Slow start; poke at a bunch of geeky tasks for clients; pre-production for tomorrow’s podcast recording;..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1o
gathara #BREAKING Joe Biden, aging millionaire white moderate who rules over the vast, ethnically-divided, Far NorthWestern..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zP
@glengyron Oh, I’m sorry.
It’s sunny in the Blue Mountains today but it’s still winter. pic.twitter.com/6KPzyOWq7R
@haruki_zaemon The main reason that’s weird is that I’d never do an interview over breakfast.
Thursday. You might be happier if you had a shell, or even just a series of ridged plates down your spine. There is still time. Thursday.