I’ve had enough of Thursday now.
@maz_jovanovich @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @NewtonMark That’s why they pay him the big bucks.
“In 2018, F..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…y4
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@teamswiftparrot @DrBelbird @EuanRitchie1 @at_revenge @PeterFegan9 @9NewsQueensland @9NewsAUS @Dr_Rob_Davis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3Y
@juhasaarinen I hate you.
KathyBurke That’ll show ‘em. twitter.com/nexta_tv/statu…
Watching “Bill Bailey: Larks In Transit At Royal Opera House” youtube.com/watch?v=Hvej3i…
@JonoInAotearoa @19bk69 I enjoy a reality-based existence.

CeBeGeBess you gotta respect the art form pic.twitter.com/kQ2TZDUNkA
@JonoInAotearoa @19bk69 See also. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespa_150…
@JonoInAotearoa @19bk69 That’s just the storage position. You take it off the scooter to use.
It’s a recoilless ri..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ch
Here you go, @dobes. twitter.com/roweafr/status…
kcarruthers We have jobs going @UNSWCOMPUTING - Associate Lecturer/Lecturer/Senior Lecturer in Cybersecurity (Education Focusse..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Mu
@sylmobile @NathanaelB @R_Chirgwin How big was it?
@JonoInAotearoa I am familiar with this machine and I would definitely like to have one.
@Gazhopper07 @PPantsdown I’m only bidding for it if it’s the full set.
Yeah this is very good. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

I’d missed @davpope this morning, @dobes, but here he is now. pic.twitter.com/rpWGdFZrBR
kels_316 the war is over, this was the final straw that broke Putin’s will. twitter.com/natalietran/st…

New from @AICriminology: “Help-seeking among Australian ransomware victims” aic.gov.au/publications/s… pic.twitter.com/HTGPLUzmkV
DrJessC If Jeff was my student, there would be a lot of feedback. He would fail the research criterion and get pinged for u..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qh
@garthk Why not all three?
@garthk Why not both?
jonnoxrevanche “Obsessed with these vibes” I say as I endlessly rewatch this video of schoolchildren cheering on a construction wo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jJ
@oberonsghost @ApostrophePong @cakir_rusen Makes a nice contrast to the rest of his material. :)
@ApostrophePong Hah!
dobes PSA: Icelandic vodka is BRILLIANT.
@ApostrophePong I see you’re starting to get a Cats of Istanbul series going. :)
Still not pregnant. Still using the lame dad joke.
(Someone I had an appointment with on Friday now has the covid,..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Q6
@dobes And then there’s this. Of course it may well be that both things are true — that it was on fire and also tha.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OTZ
And some more detailed analysis on the specific tyres. (Thanks, @dobes.) twitter.com/KarlMuth/statu…
Some interesting analysis involving tyres. twitter.com/TrentTelenko/s…

KetanJ0 Well, that’s pretty wild
theguardian.com/australia-news… pic.twitter.com/7tzAiOT4iW
Oops. This was an automated tweet ‘cos I wanted it to go off at the right time. In fact I had a much needed nap thi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…RR
@JustJimWillDo Yeah I searched for that as soon as I saw it, ‘cos I know eBay doesn’t do weapons.
PPantsdown We are mere months away from Hitler’s car having its own Sky News show.
@dobes Autocarrot for the win! That was “The AFL had one first.” Which they did.
@JustJimWillDo That is what the thing says, yes. snopes.com/fact-check/did…
@dobes To be fair, the AFL hadn’t one first.

I’m glad my friends keep me informed. pic.twitter.com/7UeXCRRTde
Lol the NRL just got a crypto exchange as a sponsor. Clearly so much better. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
byronkaye BREAKING - CLIVE PALMER HOPING TO BUY IVAN MILAT’S NISSAN PATROL
Coming up shortly at 1400 AEDT is the final day of the APRICOT 2022 / APNIC 53 conference 2022.apricot.net/program/schedu……twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fH
For the attention of @dobes @RealNickHodge @tacticalmaid @NewtonMark @maz_jovanovich. twitter.com/bad_takes/stat…
sivavaid There is a reason he has never been in charge of anything. twitter.com/bad_takes/stat…
Sure, but the nuance will never fly. He’s gorn. twitter.com/Colgo/status/1…
Texas, obviously. twitter.com/joshrogin/stat…
@purserj @swearyanthony No I will not. I have already heard this rant.
Did they ever find it? twitter.com/CanberraInside…
@steampowerednet Less well-know than “How to Lie with Statistics” is “How to Lie with Maps”. Recommended. press.uchicago.edu/ucp/books/book…
@WarintheFuture The Day 7 thread from @WarintheFuture. twitter.com/WarintheFuture…
This thread is a much better and more extensive explanation of what I was trying to say. twitter.com/Calthalas/stat…
@dobes @molly0xFFF @rohan_p @NewtonMark @davidgerard I am in awe. Thanks, Molly.
PROBE THAT GAP! twitter.com/zdnetaustralia…
@_BertHandsome @NewtonMark @GordyPls THAT IS PART OF OUR HERITAGE THIS IS SACRILEGIOUS.
@jeffsonstein Those ape pics terrify Vladimir.
What I like about these maps is that they highlight Russia’s forces being limited to the roads, rather than being i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ec
WarintheFuture A useful reference map on Russian advances in their invasion of #Ukraine from @Nrg8000 twitter.com/nrg8000/status…
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @davidgerard shall we send NFTs to Ukraine to boost their morality? twitter.com/bitcoin_txt/st…
hellohistoria it’s always the ones who claim to have been cancelled that won’t shut up.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 184. We’re now more than six months into this project, and we’re still going. Big fat se..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0y
@D_Keating @GordyPls And they are ridiculously asymmetrical. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
BernardKeane Things are looking bad for Scott Morrison and the Coalition.
But the risk for Labor is that things might end up loo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1h

BernardKeane The relentless bothsidism from the Press Gallery applies even to leaders catching COVID pic.twitter.com/Fb53rzw8Gs

ReutersBiz Lawsuit claiming Kellogg’s Strawberry Pop-Tarts have too few strawberries is dismissed reut.rs/3IK8iXa pic.twitter.com/YxwJJKgATx
@SteveMolk Key sign of being a serial killer.
Thu plan: Gentle start; stay dry; a morning of email and writing up some notes; 1400 AEDT final bits of the APRICOT..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…d7
@smperris It’s one of the reasons that app gets frequent use even though CARROT is my main weather app.

RachaelHasIdeas Trigger warning pic.twitter.com/waouoLZeKW
@SteveMolk One of my favourite insults is “They’re the kind of person who has very neat lawn edges.”
“Demand”? Lol. Who do you think you are, little man? twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…

cathywilcox1 East coast low.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/Nb48UrMeOt

I see it’s a soggy morning down in Sydney too. webcamsydney.com pic.twitter.com/gXo1bzjCbH
@smperris These screenshots are from the OzPDA app Oz Weather Plus, but the data is from some standard BoM feed so..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qD

I do like the charts from overnight, the official figures from Mount Boyce. pic.twitter.com/QY2OJpa59O
In the Blue Mountains we have more of the Great Sog today. Thanks, La Niña. That rainfall prediction is also way to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rX
Thursday. The key word for today is “slither”. Try to minimise the opportunities for slithering, both for yourself..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…G5