@rebeccariley23 Unvaccinated.
Reminder: There’s a little over eight days to go in this crowdfunder, and we’re 44% of the way to Target One. Just… https://t.co/qMRjU9QJU0

maxberger Gorbachev’s Pizza Hut commercial pic.twitter.com/GT1qcNJ9nc
RT @jpwarren: Look at the lovely stickers that @Erstejahre had made using my designs! Aren’t they lovely? https://t.co/M3eDO1m74N
RT @DrSandman11: Despite all my rage, I am still just a https://t.co/CeoDme2va5
@rebeccacaroe @PaulbernalUK Among others things, yes.

You know, @dobes, I like it when @davpope looks behind the curtain. pic.twitter.com/UI1Xjc06QB
RT @GrogsGamut: Werid thing about this article is nowhere does it actually have a quote saying he will be like Howard.
Only ““If Labor is…
@CanberraArtemis At least two others posted that. :)
@PaulbernalUK @rebeccacaroe The word Rebecca is looking for is “anti-socialâ€. :)
@PaulbernalUK There’s usually a few classic signs that don’t get the coverage they deserve.
Not my best but I’m a bit tired today.
I tell you what, Ladies, sex with Scott Morrison would be worth it because you know he wouldn’t come too soon.

Some all-purpose slogans in there. pic.twitter.com/VjQIzneCE2

Liking some of these signs, which have been carefully framed out of most of the news images. pic.twitter.com/e53EzSNHZr
lukehgomes Would read an academic article looking at the PM’s various apologies over his time in office. The syntax is always something to behold.
RT @jonkudelka: Also a very common reaction to being abandoned tbqh.
@seasallen @jpwarren @R_Chirgwin @jonnosan303 It’s always time for Barry White.
@R_Chirgwin @jonnosan303 Further conversations re this morning’s snake have widened the range of possibilities so I… https://t.co/Qv06dVqtHC
“Brian Cox reads Hunter S. Thompson’s complaint letter” https://t.co/4pHHApQ1Zd
“Keegan-Michael Key reads a letter from the Smithsonian to a man donating ‘artefacts’ from his garden”… https://t.co/WwlhI1Nuvc
RT @BoontaVista: thank you to @flashman for compiling this list of the 30 longest names donations were made in https://t.co/4Bpc9AmdPo
RT @BoontaVista: we out-charitied Peter Dutton by over $3000, meaning that we, as a podcast, are now the Minister for Defence 😌 https://t.c…
Brocklesnitch You can bond with anyone who has lived in Brisbane by badmouthing Sarina Russo
@CptHollingworth I don’t know how much of the “Russian forces are shit” news to believe but there’s so much of it.
RT @tassiekaz: They’re exhausting. The conspiracy linking the bushfires and high-speed train routes from a few years ago has been extended…
@dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @davidgerard @jpwarren @cameronwilson “Our Discord is full of positive vibes.†https://t.co/mx8eoXEnoN
Hey @dobes @rohan_p @NewtonMark @davidgerard @jpwarren @cameronwilson, an advert just now on YouTube. https://t.co/Qkt930DJVv
“Scientists in Movies†by @MrMichaelSpicer (1m27s) https://t.co/stPiUvOApC For @upulie and @expectproblems and @alexkidman, among others.
@NewtonMark No no no it’s *them* who thank Morrison. :)
RT @SharksEveryDayy: Worst day of my life https://t.co/8CA4QfLbvO
RT @GatorsDaily: *record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. https://t.co/…
Quality work here, @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren @NewtonMark. https://t.co/yHwAAErAni
@7ampodcast It’s a little thing, I know, and it’s a sad story that I shouldn’t trivialise. But words matter.
“Two people have died in Western Sydney after their bodies were discovered in a stormwater canal on Tuesday,†says… https://t.co/0FWz2VfTbJ
@AusElectoralCom Heh. Of course not.
True. I bailed out early, it seems. https://t.co/G8MrQEuVOw
@timpoliti @AusElectoralCom Are so. :P
@jasonandrade @AusElectoralCom Sadly their adventures are chosen for them.
Thanks to another generous soul we’ve reached 44% of Target One. Thank you. https://t.co/O4UsVqwror
@nawagadj I’m not sure who was most surprised by the encounter. https://t.co/vVYr9L8uis
@AusElectoralCom Adventures are overrated.
@nawagadj The key word is “almostâ€. No contact was made. The snake is alive and well somewhere in the long grass.

Today’s sensible exchange on Twitterpic.twitter.com/qtKKO9CCRhRh
@JonoInAotearoa @19bk69 Exactly.
@JonoInAotearoa @19bk69 That is definitely just you.
@19bk69 @JonoInAotearoa True.
@kiwipeso Yeah that would’ve been very annoying lol.
@kiwipeso Lol only second-hand so far. :)
@RichardTuffin It’s the “almost†bit of “almost trod on a snake†that I’m grateful for.
@jonnosan303 @R_Chirgwin But yeah it could’ve been either of them.
@jonnosan303 Oh. @R_Chirgwin suggested the golden-crowned and I know they’ve been seen here lately. The highland co… https://t.co/EuakGDXmtf
@JonoInAotearoa It was sunning* itself next to a step on the sort-of path down to the waratah, so we only saw each… https://t.co/yWkDsvbxp2
Waratah sequence 2021, day 190. There’s some occasional sunshine today. After days of heavy rain the seed pods stil… https://t.co/88QzxL93zd

Here’s the picture from Wikipediapic.twitter.com/DOlYhqlsfVfV
Quite sure, actually.
It was about 50cm long. It wriggled away quite quickly, but I can be fairly sure it wasn’t a juvenile eastern brown… https://t.co/pEY6Mw1igc
I don’t like snakes, but I’m kinda proud that I didn’t have a panic attack.
Hurrah I just almost trod on a snake while wearing thongs (flip-flops)!
Wouldn’t it be awesome if the war finally burst Australia’s property bubble. Inflation! Interest rates rise! Mortga… https://t.co/FeZuvHYPCQ
@SteveMolk It was big and bright and it was surrounded by blue! Briefly, anyway.
I don’t wish to alarm anyone but I can see the Sun.
@NewtonMark Wow is that even a thing?
@_midofo_ Oh well “national security†as you were then, chaps!
@CatfishStory @Gin_ev_ra It was indeed! Cheers and all the best.
With eight and a half days to go, my current crowdfunder is at 38% of Target One. Thanks everyone. https://t.co/O4UsVqwror
Wed plan: 0900 client meeting; laundry, if the forecast is to be believed; a whole raft of small tasks that I reall… https://t.co/Sygc38XJxG
Check this out, @NewtonMark! https://t.co/mu7A4ABRwY
I see the Graun has republished Dr Christopher Chivvis’ bleak analysis.
“I’ve studied the possible trajectories of… https://t.co/B9Z3OFCYSU

In the Blue Mountains there are signs of a break in the Great Sog, but can that be true? Only La Niña knows.pic.twitter.com/INcpWBBV3jj
Wednesday. Whenever there are six of the same things together you must sing the song. Your lucky number is 11. Your… https://t.co/gv9itUFcIM