@ApostrophePong But also the amount of rain we’ve had in eastern Australia these past few weeks is also insane.
@ApostrophePong Yeah March is incredibly late for snow kinda anywhere on that side of the planet!
@HMac500 @JohnBirmingham Needs more lizard.
To be fair I also had gin and whisky and wine, and also a little duck.
Is 11.45pm too late to have breakfast or is all the beer adequate?

#blueandyellowtrain yet again. pic.twitter.com/H3CO7yCyX8
@ApostrophePong Snow in Istanbul is a whole WTF thing.
@ApostrophePong Snow? There is snow?
Assfeel.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.
RT @MadameGilflurt: Friday morning Paul Newman, to see you into the weekend. You’re welcome. https://t.co/uGECQtBy7g
@Andrew_Zammit Congratulations!

#blueandyellowtrain, yet again. pic.twitter.com/hwea8shKJh
OK I AM GOING TO LUNCH WITH FRIENDS FROM MELBOURNE NOW SO YOU HAD BETTER SORT OUT THIS MESS BEFORE I GET BACK.
@genericitis @joshgnosis @Drag0nista @NewtonMark Much more disturbing. yes. :)
@Rob_Stott There’s a whole bunch of landfill and waste products jokes just sitting there ready to me made@Leo_Puglisi6i6
@HartWexford Well, yes.
@RJMajik @SerenasSoapbox @TrainLinkWest I don’t mind the trains as trains, but yes I would be happy for the coal to… https://t.co/tv3JG6SyeU
@genericitis @joshgnosis @Drag0nista @NewtonMark My memory of that day is a bit patchy because (a) it was a long ti… https://t.co/no1LfMyou8

FFS how is faffing about on a website a “better customer experience†than just emailing you to say what I nepic.twitter.com/0ydwl4JPnZJPnZ
@genericitis @joshgnosis Ah yes, that was indeed with @joshgnosis and @Drag0nista at West Ryde, and it was… gasp!… https://t.co/BnZ8Dev6Cc
@genericitis Thank you, you’re most kind.
@shauncrowe @cameronwilson Nah it’s shit.
RT @stilgherrian: Ideally, you’d point them to a specific episode. Your podcast app probably has a “Share†button. Or you can just tell the…
RT @stilgherrian: Reminder: My current crowdfunder is just 47% of the way to Target One with a little less than a week to go. Please save m…
@jasonandrade @DeeCee451 OK, you say that then.
@stufromoz Maybe next time. :) I’ll give you some warning.
@jonnosan303 Dunno, sorry. But it did look like they were trying to turn around the trains as quickly as they could.
@DeeCee451 All the latest technology!

OMFG! The Eddy Avenue escalator is finally open! pic.twitter.com/BtCe7e7iuh

Central. pic.twitter.com/Do6XwUbS4U

#blueandyellowtrain yet again, briefly. pic.twitter.com/FeBq3KArIg
@Jayne13 That is indeed the question but you seem to be halfway there. :) https://t.co/7JTybYAWTX
N00dtown.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
RT @AthertonKD: Me: I’ll go into the @PopSci to explain the steel hedgehog tank traps https://t.co/8U8uXNJdMT
Ukraine: we will go into our…
Straffle.
@stufromoz Nah well past now.
RT @StruggleDisplay: My 8yr old just walked up to the fridge and said “do I need food or do I want food†and now he’s the resident adult in…
I hope you’re finding these railway timetable tweets as exciting as I am.

cameronwilson Going to name my firstborn Gunnpod pic.twitter.com/tGmzS4QD2P

The app has caught up with reality. pic.twitter.com/1dr2oznhyP

eslavin_stripes For anyone writing about Polish MiG proposals, quick note: the band is Rammstein. The air base is Ramstein. pic.twitter.com/d8bDfEVNx8
@NewtonMark Very much so. Everyone knows it’s a mess this week and now it’s Friday so, you know, fuck it.

#blueandyellowtrain, and I am just fine with the new limited stopping pattern. pic.twitter.com/412eII1Chr
Even the inbound trains from Penrith are a mess. Despite what it says in the app, they just announced this train wi… https://t.co/HYHo8vd5Gj
Penruff.

Crossing the Nepean. pic.twitter.com/ia2PCaLWce
The Great Western Highway isn’t as busy as I thought it would be.
Springwood, where we can see a poor stranded #purpletrain. A handful of people alight from the coach, a handful of… https://t.co/Q40ryhZOln
RT @gtconway3d: Mr. President, how do you see this all ending in Ukraine?
“The windmills. They don’t work. They’re too expensive. They kil…
Or at least to Penrith.
My taxi driver earlier confirmed this theory. He has worked as a coach driver and is seeing coaches from all over.… https://t.co/wu2nRmMmXS
“There are only two passengers,” I meant. No passengers have been eaten so far. https://t.co/8P20bjDTkq
No one joins at Bullaburra. Don’t worry, I won’t list every stop.
Not a #purpletrain. The last coach was about 20 minutes before this one. I am one of two passengers joining at Went… https://t.co/E9RnJgyxCO
@SerenasSoapbox @TrainLinkWest I ignore rumours like that.

The adventure begins… pic.twitter.com/Tm79Z5RLvy
RT @TrainLinkWest: #BlueMountainsLine Trains are not running between Penrith and Lithgow in both directions due to landslips at Katoomba, Z…
RT @LiamThorpECHO: Orwell couldn’t have dreamt this one up https://t.co/GjhEvmHMRR
@jpwarren Oddly enough…. and yes.
RT @simonahac: how it started. how it’s going.
“modern liberal†“independent
liberal�…

MysteriosoX Just thinking back to when Edward de Bono proposed using Marmite to bring peace to the Middle East pic.twitter.com/nMkDgKBSg4
Censorship of private conversations, eh? Well done, India. https://t.co/IJrALEnNlP
Ideally, you’d point them to a specific episode. Your podcast app probably has a “Share†button. Or you can just te… https://t.co/4xYyUPlbzS
Reminder: My current crowdfunder is just 47% of the way to Target One with a little less than a week to go. Please… https://t.co/qQmxVoPite
My new band name is Jellyfish Shutdown. https://t.co/JHjRtD9nYU
RT @lcsenecal: Trump: (feigning concern) gas prices are hurting my supporters
Also Trump: send me your money ‘cause I want a new plane. ht…
RT @history_gf: @PplsCityCouncil Chicago’s proposed police budget is three times the military budget of Ukraine.
RT @PplsCityCouncil: LAPD & LASD have a combined budget bigger than the Ukrainian military https://t.co/TuLfc3CLIL
RT @PplsCityCouncil: “Fund the police†🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/RmbzSh9L9X

Well, @dobes, I see that @davpope is putting us in a cheery mood today. pic.twitter.com/S0kqqoa5Is
@corduroy @TrainLinkWest That said, I completely understand that they’ve got so many track outages that they’ll be… https://t.co/I15gnkobAy
@kels_316 @CARROT_app [Nods.] Yep, very much a stand-in-the-rain gig. Still, a more realistic environment for the trainees.
@kels_316 @CARROT_app You doing a droney thing or a training thing?
@kels_316 Congratulations. :)
@kels_316 @CARROT_app Still, there’s no three-digit numbers there, which is a bonus.

@kels_316 I’ll have a word with @CARROT_app but you might be out of luck. pic.twitter.com/mPz5nK7g8z
I see that @TrainLinkWest has given up all hope of any Blue Mountains trains until Monday at the earliest.
(The tr… https://t.co/OJGwYXGMIL
Fri plan: Early start (obviously); bus(es) and train(s) to Sydney, which will be an adventure; reading en route; er… https://t.co/7YjdaaSu8i
The Sun has not yet risen, but today the Blue Mountains is expecting further respite from the Great Sog. However it… https://t.co/Sf5gqBWwx6
Friday. The old routines will prove unsuccessful. Three new daily tasks will be required, but only one of them toda… https://t.co/uCLnePDrUd