@ApostrophePong But also the amount of rain we’ve had in eastern Australia these past few weeks is also insane.
@ApostrophePong Yeah March is incredibly late for snow kinda anywhere on that side of the planet!
@HMac500 @JohnBirmingham Needs more lizard.
To be fair I also had gin and whisky and wine, and also a little duck.
Is 11.45pm too late to have breakfast or is all the beer adequate?

#blueandyellowtrain yet again. pic.twitter.com/H3CO7yCyX8
@ApostrophePong Snow in Istanbul is a whole WTF thing.
@ApostrophePong Snow? There is snow?
Assfeel.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets, again.

MadameGilflurt Friday morning Paul Newman, to see you into the weekend. You’re welcome. pic.twitter.com/uGECQtBy7g
@Andrew_Zammit Congratulations!

#blueandyellowtrain, yet again. pic.twitter.com/hwea8shKJh
OK I AM GOING TO LUNCH WITH FRIENDS FROM MELBOURNE NOW SO YOU HAD BETTER SORT OUT THIS MESS BEFORE I GET BACK.
@genericitis @joshgnosis @Drag0nista @NewtonMark Much more disturbing. yes. :)
@Rob_Stott There’s a whole bunch of landfill and waste products jokes just sitting there ready to me made. @Leo_Puglisi6
@HartWexford Well, yes.
@RJMajik @SerenasSoapbox @TrainLinkWest I don’t mind the trains as trains, but yes I would be happy for the coal to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eU
@genericitis @joshgnosis @Drag0nista @NewtonMark My memory of that day is a bit patchy because (a) it was a long ti..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…u8

FFS how is faffing about on a website a “better customer experience” than just emailing you to say what I need? pic.twitter.com/0ydwl4JPnZ
@genericitis @joshgnosis Ah yes, that was indeed with @joshgnosis and @Drag0nista at West Ryde, and it was… gasp!..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Cc
@genericitis Thank you, you’re most kind.
@shauncrowe @cameronwilson Nah it’s shit.
stilgherrian Ideally, you’d point them to a specific episode. Your podcast app probably has a “Share” button. Or you can just te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zS
stilgherrian Reminder: My current crowdfunder is just 47% of the way to Target One with a little less than a week to go. Please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…te
@jasonandrade @DeeCee451 OK, you say that then.
@stufromoz Maybe next time. :) I’ll give you some warning.
@jonnosan303 Dunno, sorry. But it did look like they were trying to turn around the trains as quickly as they could.
@DeeCee451 All the latest technology!

OMFG! The Eddy Avenue escalator is finally open! pic.twitter.com/BtCe7e7iuh

Central. pic.twitter.com/Do6XwUbS4U

#blueandyellowtrain yet again, briefly. pic.twitter.com/FeBq3KArIg
@Jayne13 That is indeed the question but you seem to be halfway there. :) stilgherrian.com/essay/a-challe…
N00dtown.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
AthertonKD Me: I’ll go into the @PopSci to explain the steel hedgehog tank traps popsci.com/technology/cze…
Ukraine: we will go..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fI
Straffle.
@stufromoz Nah well past now.
StruggleDisplay My 8yr old just walked up to the fridge and said “do I need food or do I want food” and now he’s the resident adult in our house
I hope you’re finding these railway timetable tweets as exciting as I am.

cameronwilson Going to name my firstborn Gunnpod pic.twitter.com/tGmzS4QD2P

The app has caught up with reality. pic.twitter.com/1dr2oznhyP

eslavin_stripes For anyone writing about Polish MiG proposals, quick note: the band is Rammstein. The air base is Ramstein. pic.twitter.com/d8bDfEVNx8
@NewtonMark Very much so. Everyone knows it’s a mess this week and now it’s Friday so, you know, fuck it.

#blueandyellowtrain, and I am just fine with the new limited stopping pattern. pic.twitter.com/412eII1Chr
Even the inbound trains from Penrith are a mess. Despite what it says in the app, they just announced this train wi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Gj
Penruff.

Crossing the Nepean. pic.twitter.com/ia2PCaLWce
The Great Western Highway isn’t as busy as I thought it would be.
Springwood, where we can see a poor stranded #purpletrain. A handful of people alight from the coach, a handful of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ln
gtconway3d Mr. President, how do you see this all ending in Ukraine?
“The windmills. They don’t work. They’re too expensive…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ty
Or at least to Penrith.
My taxi driver earlier confirmed this theory. He has worked as a coach driver and is seeing coaches from all over…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XS
“There are only two passengers,” I meant. No passengers have been eaten so far. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…
No one joins at Bullaburra. Don’t worry, I won’t list every stop.
Not a #purpletrain. The last coach was about 20 minutes before this one. I am one of two passengers joining at Went..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…CO
@SerenasSoapbox @TrainLinkWest I ignore rumours like that.

The adventure begins… pic.twitter.com/Tm79Z5RLvy
TrainLinkWest #BlueMountainsLine Trains are not running between Penrith and Lithgow in both directions due to landslips at Katoom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Pf

LiamThorpECHO Orwell couldn’t have dreamt this one up pic.twitter.com/GjhEvmHMRR
@jpwarren Oddly enough…. and yes.
simonahac how it started. how it’s going.
“modern liberal” “independent
l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…WJ

MysteriosoX Just thinking back to when Edward de Bono proposed using Marmite to bring peace to the Middle East pic.twitter.com/nMkDgKBSg4
Censorship of private conversations, eh? Well done, India. twitter.com/iam_anandv/sta…
Ideally, you’d point them to a specific episode. Your podcast app probably has a “Share” button. Or you can just te..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…zS
Reminder: My current crowdfunder is just 47% of the way to Target One with a little less than a week to go. Please..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…te
My new band name is Jellyfish Shutdown. twitter.com/GuardianAus/st…
lcsenecal Trump: (feigning concern) gas prices are hurting my supporters
Also Trump: send me your money ‘cause I want a new..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q1
history_gf @PplsCityCouncil Chicago’s proposed police budget is three times the military budget of Ukraine.
PplsCityCouncil LAPD & LASD have a combined budget bigger than the Ukrainian military vice.com/en/article/dyp…

PplsCityCouncil “Fund the police” 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/RmbzSh9L9X

Well, @dobes, I see that @davpope is putting us in a cheery mood today. pic.twitter.com/S0kqqoa5Is
@corduroy @TrainLinkWest That said, I completely understand that they’ve got so many track outages that they’ll be..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ay
@kels_316 @CARROT_app [Nods.] Yep, very much a stand-in-the-rain gig. Still, a more realistic environment for the trainees.
@kels_316 @CARROT_app You doing a droney thing or a training thing?
@kels_316 Congratulations. :)
@kels_316 @CARROT_app Still, there’s no three-digit numbers there, which is a bonus.

@kels_316 I’ll have a word with @CARROT_app but you might be out of luck. pic.twitter.com/mPz5nK7g8z
I see that @TrainLinkWest has given up all hope of any Blue Mountains trains until Monday at the earliest.
(The tr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IL
Fri plan: Early start (obviously); bus(es) and train(s) to Sydney, which will be an adventure; reading en route; er..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8i
The Sun has not yet risen, but today the Blue Mountains is expecting further respite from the Great Sog. However it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x6
Friday. The old routines will prove unsuccessful. Three new daily tasks will be required, but only one of them toda..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ud