RT @TaylorLorenz: Was not prepared for where this video ended up https://t.co/k9eiYF0QQJ
RT @birdsarentreal: Official Statement re: New York Times Lawsuit. https://t.co/iRk3rl73x3
@D_Keating @NewtonMark @_BertHandsome @johnb78 Fair point. But what’s happening in Sydney these last few days is quite a spectacular mess.
@JonoH Correct.
RT @DrLindseyFitz: The world is on fire, so this seems appropriate.
“Wound Man†is an illustration which laid out schematically the vario…
RT @Davidxvx: Newtown’s irreplaceable heritage architecture must be protected from intensification at all costs https://t.co/nPBNd1UCwE
ThamKhaiMeng Do you need to see a long-tailed tit in midflight? Yes yes yes!!! pic.twitter.com/UfjgZxeSEB
@NewtonMark @_BertHandsome @johnb78 I think this is because the physical trains and their crews are attached to a r… https://t.co/xy1QjdHmjp
@_BertHandsome @johnb78 @NewtonMark It still looks like this. https://t.co/2kHVaSayfd
RT @bellingcat: The International Criminal Court has created a portal for submitting evidence related to the ongoing conflict in Ukraine, d…
@_BertHandsome @johnb78 @NewtonMark Short version: Central to Penrith is usually every 15 minutes, plus the… https://t.co/vSY6kcoX2c
Oops I broke the thread. Here’s the rest of it. https://t.co/tOTebg8pip
@_BertHandsome @johnb78 @NewtonMark Sure, but see also my earlier thread. https://t.co/T6yiq5MZgW
@JustJimWillDo And yeah an original 1884 recipe from Philadelphia. Way too easy to drink.
RT @drphiliplee1: Dinner party guest: So you’re a doctor uh?
Me: I am
Guest: ok tell me the worst thing you’ve ever seen at work
*Five m…
@johnb78 @NewtonMark Inspectors are slowly going through the network noticing things that are dodgy, sometimes addi… https://t.co/yYUEveQD4A
@JustJimWillDo How annoy. On the coach I had a loud-yawner sitting behind me, yawning every three minutes.
@manindotblack Or the last century. Autocab = automobile cab as opposed to horse-drawn.
@JustJimWillDo The cabbie is not unhandsome but not a star, though he’s a nice chap. I know most of the night-shits… https://t.co/brp9rJZoai
@TomSear This doesn’t feel like Central Ukraine. Not that I’ve been there. But I’m guessing.
The coach made quite good time because there was little traffic, obviously, and the driver didn’t slow down for sto… https://t.co/gcPvqAi9fY
Having arrived at Wentworth Falls, I have summoned an autocab.
People who loudly vocalise their yawns should have been strangled before they reached adulthood.
@emelaarghh I have a fairly relaxed attitude to things I can’t control, like the transport falling apart.
@stufromoz I’m not angry or irritated. I’m just tired.
@brentspargo That’s true, but now I am out of control.
Rolling.
Eagle 9 has landed. pic.twitter.com/Rsw1Mjbbk5
@sniff_off Ah! I see you’re across this. Well, they’re still there and look well settled in. pic.twitter.com/vkeFvBL8H5
Cops with a sniffy sniffy woofer at Penrith station. @sniff_off
@brentspargo Thanks, Brent, but it’s not over yet! :)
Even the sign has given up lol. pic.twitter.com/GNs5CGEjtx
Arriving at Penrith.
@NewtonMark True.
@19bk69 @Jovianshadow @AusElectoralCom I have no control over any of these things. :)
@juhasaarinen Maybe in a bikini.
The alleged 8.40pm arrival at Penrith is now alleged to be 8.52pm. Odds of arriving home before 10pm are diminishing.
@tacticalmaid My understanding is that the repair-inspect-approve cycle is overwhelmed, and that’s just one part of the problem.
@juhasaarinen That or stay with friends, but there are buses. Past Penrith it’s buses (coaches) now anyway because of the track washouts.
Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.
@paulwiggins The general consensus is that this train goes to Penrith.
So, in theory this train gets to Penrith at 8.40pm. Assuming the outbound rail replacement coach is reasonably prom… https://t.co/6bwWAGoPJW
7.25pm. “Doors closing. Please stand clear.” Cheering and applause break out.
@Thefinnigans Lol you’re not helping.
I’ve been at Central for more than 1h20m so far.
@erkpod Yeah they’re a mess and bear little relation to reality.
The guard on this train says week still have no driver. Told the platform staff to put down their clear-to-depart f… https://t.co/3R72lSdNJn
Out on the other side of the platform an announcer just said “If you want to live stay behind the yellow line”. A p… https://t.co/BsJBwrpeci
That train has departed, then a Homebush train, and now I have a train that claims to go to Penrith. The platform s… https://t.co/G8bux6mRqA
@corduroy Yeah check all the messages in the transit apps. The system, it has become ungovernable.
They found a driver, but then realised that won’t work for some reason. So they’re looking for another driver.
It IS a Leppington train but it hasn’t departed yet because it’s so late they need a crew change. I just heard the… https://t.co/m002HDc9GE
Train arrived with its destination sign saying “Leppington”. Platform indicator says it’s going to Penrith. Automat… https://t.co/kbud4ryML6
Lol platform announcement just said they have no information on when the next train to Penrith might be.
“Amsterdam”? Thanks, autocarrot!
Moments later… Amsterdam and to be clear there was no Homebush train lol. pic.twitter.com/PUpWp6yaBe
For those of you familiar with the geography of Sydney, or the concept of Time, this is quite an impressive work of… https://t.co/VIlaChNWek
Neither of these trains happened. The app still says they re Penrith trains but the platform indicators and announc… https://t.co/R1RyMi1xTK
Perfection! pic.twitter.com/Ys11ZwRKWc
@fictillius “Beer and cigs up!”
@TimWattsMP @AusElectoralCom Also, now the I think about it, you are not a senator.
We have a winner. https://t.co/mNp14gYEvM
RT @paulwiggins: From Star Trek Memes on Facebook. Shatner really has a range. https://t.co/PbXxyb8c05
Fact check: Which was America’s last successful war? Invasion of Panama in 1989-1990?
@oberonsghost Everything is quite broken. Apparently there was some rain the other day.
@TimWattsMP @AusElectoralCom I can assure you that no corruption is involved.
@RealNickHodge @AusElectoralCom Democracy certainly has its occasional benefits.
@maz_jovanovich @NewtonMark @expectproblems My job then is literally an intranet now.
@maz_jovanovich Fun fact: My first proper full-time job was with the Dept of Aviation. Part of my job was making su… https://t.co/kyjQFMzaxk
If someone hasn’t improved after three and a half years in the job then I reckon it’s a sign that they’ll never imp… https://t.co/ny7w518nyU
@JustJimWillDo @AusElectoralCom He looks a lot younger than I remember.
“Scott Morrison’s tone-deaf leadership is the last thing traumatised flood victims need. Here are two ways he can d… https://t.co/7rYj9Kl4fw
This week’s AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Blaming everything on rainbow bullies: The neurotic fetis… https://t.co/haitHRcoAf
RT @GeorgeWachsmuth: Used something I picked up in Twitter. After I was harassed for wearing a mask by a guy when I was out shopping ….I re…
@JustJimWillDo @AusElectoralCom Ahem.
@paulwiggins Quiet drinks will be had shortly. I had quite a few quiet ales with friends yesterday.
@crk5 @JM77 @AusElectoralCom Lol thank you both. :)
Yesterday @AusElectoralCom labelled me a “national treasure†and that is not at all weird. Thank you. https://t.co/Q9PXPmlevt
RT @patriottakes: “The internet doesn’t tell me the answers I want.†https://t.co/nE9LI3Yh4e
RT @patriottakes: Wendy Rogers called on Trump to make “a real search engine we can trust.†https://t.co/1kDtUS0E7L
RT @haltman: Some chilling A-level messaging here by Ukraine. https://t.co/XEss2DeMiR
RT @DrJosh9000: Remember NFTs? Gosh how stupid were they
RT @RonFilipkowski: Russia is now threatening to leave US astronaut Mark Vande Hei behind on the International Space Station. He is schedul…
RT @RogerMiles: The Russian Embassy in Lisbon. Two neighbouring houses are projecting the blue and yellow onto its facade. The ambassador i…
@caseyjohnellis Goodness me, Casey, this is going to scare people. ;)
IMPORTANT FACT CHECK. https://t.co/7iqCkebx07
Very good @jonkudelka in @SatPaper today. https://t.co/fXx5bGwXZG https://t.co/nShI1C2Uun
@CrunchMasterByz @NewtonMark @expectproblems Also, it’s a great meme format. :)
@redstarcycles @NewtonMark @expectproblems True, it’s only March. :)
@redstarcycles @NewtonMark @expectproblems It’s a joke, Joyce.
Sat plan: Slow start, obviously; 1300 AEDT lunch with a co-conspirator; shopping, Thaitown; train then bus back to… https://t.co/ISlmmzlJfX
The current crowdfunder for “The 9pm Edict†is currently a gnat’s dick shy of 50% of Target One, which is fantastic… https://t.co/92srI4yf9L
RT @HamillHimself: Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I’m holding up…
â¤ï¸- Mar🫠https://t.co/et79YujyB2 https://t.c…
@NewtonMark @expectproblems Mind you some of this is getting totally out of hand. https://t.co/5EMmaeW5OD
SKYWHALES. https://t.co/zDYY0qOCbr
davpope Election descent, my cartoon in today’s @canberratimes pic.twitter.com/ehNhM4VFXF
@arwon @NewtonMark @expectproblems It’s a joke, Joyce.
@expectproblems @NewtonMark They did. https://t.co/da8H7rYsNX
RT @NewtonMark: Almost every aircraft at Lismore Airport was flood-damaged. And then there’s this: https://t.co/HjIyjKcIkK
@NewtonMark @MichaelH_PhD @ScottRhodie @TwitterAU Yeah he should’ve just referred to all boomers as Putin, as a cod… https://t.co/q5fTDfFffe
@MichaelH_PhD @ScottRhodie @NewtonMark Oh dear. If it’s still a problem on Monday I’ll have a word with them.
There will be moisture in Sydney today, that much seems inevitable. pic.twitter.com/L4CO64KGSU
Saturday. The fortunate will enjoy the benefits of wood. Your lucky number is 1. Your lucky sheep is Derbyshire Gritstone. Saturday.
RT @naanking: overheard a man talking about his much younger gf as having “no baggage†🤢 and sir you are the baggage
OK it is well past midnight now so I turning off the internet. Goodnight.
@jeamland I’m pallid but I am not a cuckoo.
@ApostrophePong But yeah snow in Istanbul in March is… interesting.
@ApostrophePong Sure, but it’s still a mess. I’ll send you some links in the morning.