Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

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March 12th, 2022

TaylorLorenz Was not prepared for where this video ended up twitter.com/birdsarentreal…

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birdsarentreal Official Statement re: New York Times Lawsuit. pic.twitter.com/iRk3rl73x3

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@D_Keating @NewtonMark @_BertHandsome @johnb78 Fair point. But what’s happening in Sydney these last few days is quite a spectacular mess.

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DrLindseyFitz The world is on fire, so this seems appropriate.

“Wound Man” is an illustration which laid out schematically the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9N

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Davidxvx Newtown’s irreplaceable heritage architecture must be protected from intensification at all costs pic.twitter.com/nPBNd1UCwE

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ThamKhaiMeng Do you need to see a long-tailed tit in midflight? Yes yes yes!!! pic.twitter.com/UfjgZxeSEB

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@NewtonMark @_BertHandsome @johnb78 I think this is because the physical trains and their crews are attached to a r..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jp

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bellingcat The International Criminal Court has created a portal for submitting evidence related to the ongoing conflict in Uk..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Fb

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@_BertHandsome @johnb78 @NewtonMark Short version: Central to Penrith is usually every 15 minutes, plus the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2c

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Oops I broke the thread. Here’s the rest of it. twitter.com/stilgherrian/s…

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@JustJimWillDo And yeah an original 1884 recipe from Philadelphia. Way too easy to drink.

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drphiliplee1 Dinner party guest: So you’re a doctor uh?

Me: I am

Guest: ok tell me the worst thing you’ve ever seen at work

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@johnb78 @NewtonMark Inspectors are slowly going through the network noticing things that are dodgy, sometimes addi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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@JustJimWillDo How annoy. On the coach I had a loud-yawner sitting behind me, yawning every three minutes.

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@manindotblack Or the last century. Autocab = automobile cab as opposed to horse-drawn.

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@JustJimWillDo The cabbie is not unhandsome but not a star, though he’s a nice chap. I know most of the night-shits..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ai

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@TomSear This doesn’t feel like Central Ukraine. Not that I’ve been there. But I’m guessing.

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The coach made quite good time because there was little traffic, obviously, and the driver didn’t slow down for sto..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fY

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Having arrived at Wentworth Falls, I have summoned an autocab.

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People who loudly vocalise their yawns should have been strangled before they reached adulthood.

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@emelaarghh I have a fairly relaxed attitude to things I can’t control, like the transport falling apart.

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@stufromoz I’m not angry or irritated. I’m just tired.

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@brentspargo That’s true, but now I am out of control.

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@sniff_off Ah! I see you’re across this. Well, they’re still there and look well settled in. pic.twitter.com/vkeFvBL8H5

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Cops with a sniffy sniffy woofer at Penrith station. @sniff_off

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@brentspargo Thanks, Brent, but it’s not over yet! :)

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@19bk69 @Jovianshadow @AusElectoralCom I have no control over any of these things. :)

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The alleged 8.40pm arrival at Penrith is now alleged to be 8.52pm. Odds of arriving home before 10pm are diminishing.

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@tacticalmaid My understanding is that the repair-inspect-approve cycle is overwhelmed, and that’s just one part of the problem.

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@juhasaarinen That or stay with friends, but there are buses. Past Penrith it’s buses (coaches) now anyway because of the track washouts.

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Passing the Hill of Dead Pets.

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@paulwiggins The general consensus is that this train goes to Penrith.

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So, in theory this train gets to Penrith at 8.40pm. Assuming the outbound rail replacement coach is reasonably prom..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…JW

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7.25pm. “Doors closing. Please stand clear.” Cheering and applause break out.

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I’ve been at Central for more than 1h20m so far.

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@erkpod Yeah they’re a mess and bear little relation to reality.

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The guard on this train says week still have no driver. Told the platform staff to put down their clear-to-depart f..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jn

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Out on the other side of the platform an announcer just said “If you want to live stay behind the yellow line”. A p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ci

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That train has departed, then a Homebush train, and now I have a train that claims to go to Penrith. The platform s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qA

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@corduroy Yeah check all the messages in the transit apps. The system, it has become ungovernable.

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They found a driver, but then realised that won’t work for some reason. So they’re looking for another driver.

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It IS a Leppington train but it hasn’t departed yet because it’s so late they need a crew change. I just heard the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GE

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Train arrived with its destination sign saying “Leppington”. Platform indicator says it’s going to Penrith. Automat..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…L6

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Lol platform announcement just said they have no information on when the next train to Penrith might be.

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“Amsterdam”? Thanks, autocarrot!

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Moments later… Amsterdam and to be clear there was no Homebush train lol. pic.twitter.com/PUpWp6yaBe

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For those of you familiar with the geography of Sydney, or the concept of Time, this is quite an impressive work of..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ek

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Neither of these trains happened. The app still says they re Penrith trains but the platform indicators and announc..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TK

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@TimWattsMP @AusElectoralCom Also, now the I think about it, you are not a senator.

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paulwiggins From Star Trek Memes on Facebook. Shatner really has a range. pic.twitter.com/PbXxyb8c05

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Fact check: Which was America’s last successful war? Invasion of Panama in 1989-1990?

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@oberonsghost Everything is quite broken. Apparently there was some rain the other day.

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@TimWattsMP @AusElectoralCom I can assure you that no corruption is involved.

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@maz_jovanovich Fun fact: My first proper full-time job was with the Dept of Aviation. Part of my job was making su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xk

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If someone hasn’t improved after three and a half years in the job then I reckon it’s a sign that they’ll never imp..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yU

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“Scott Morrison’s tone-deaf leadership is the last thing traumatised flood victims need. Here are two ways he can d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fw

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This week’s AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Blaming everything on rainbow bullies: The neurotic fetis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Af

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GeorgeWachsmuth Used something I picked up in Twitter. After I was harassed for wearing a mask by a guy when I was out shopping ….Itwitter.com/i/web/status/1…QU6I

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@paulwiggins Quiet drinks will be had shortly. I had quite a few quiet ales with friends yesterday.

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Yesterday @AusElectoralCom labelled me a “national treasure” and that is not at all weird. Thank you. twitter.com/AusElectoralCo…

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patriottakes “The internet doesn’t tell me the answers I want.” pic.twitter.com/nE9LI3Yh4e

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patriottakes Wendy Rogers called on Trump to make “a real search engine we can trust.” pic.twitter.com/1kDtUS0E7L

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haltman Some chilling A-level messaging here by Ukraine. pic.twitter.com/XEss2DeMiR

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DrJosh9000 Remember NFTs? Gosh how stupid were they

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RonFilipkowski Russia is now threatening to leave US astronaut Mark Vande Hei behind on the International Space Station. He is sch..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OQ

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380kmh pic.twitter.com/hZw9OjMYJr

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RogerMiles The Russian Embassy in Lisbon. Two neighbouring houses are projecting the blue and yellow onto its facade. The amba..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…2p

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@caseyjohnellis Goodness me, Casey, this is going to scare people. ;)

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Sat plan: Slow start, obviously; 1300 AEDT lunch with a co-conspirator; shopping, Thaitown; train then bus back to..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fX

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The current crowdfunder for “The 9pm Edict” is currently a gnat’s dick shy of 50% of Target One, which is fantastic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9L

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HamillHimself Hi Ben,
I LOVE mind-reading acts! Now guess which finger I’m holding up…
❤️- Mar🐫 twitter.com/HamillHimself/… pic.twitter.com/gFY1uger67

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davpope Election descent, my cartoon in today’s @canberratimes pic.twitter.com/ehNhM4VFXF

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NewtonMark Almost every aircraft at Lismore Airport was flood-damaged. And then there’s this: pic.twitter.com/HjIyjKcIkK

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@NewtonMark @MichaelH_PhD @ScottRhodie @TwitterAU Yeah he should’ve just referred to all boomers as Putin, as a cod..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fe

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@MichaelH_PhD @ScottRhodie @NewtonMark Oh dear. If it’s still a problem on Monday I’ll have a word with them.

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There will be moisture in Sydney today, that much seems inevitable. pic.twitter.com/L4CO64KGSU

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Saturday. The fortunate will enjoy the benefits of wood. Your lucky number is 1. Your lucky sheep is Derbyshire Gritstone. Saturday.

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naanking overheard a man talking about his much younger gf as having “no baggage” 🤢 and sir you are the baggage

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OK it is well past midnight now so I turning off the internet. Goodnight.

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@jeamland I’m pallid but I am not a cuckoo.

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@ApostrophePong But yeah snow in Istanbul in March is… interesting.

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@ApostrophePong Sure, but it’s still a mess. I’ll send you some links in the morning.

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