Stilgherrian (@stilgherrian)

In Sydney NSW AU to 31 Aug

The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @stilgherrian ever

March 16th, 2022

MrSeanCullen There are no small parts, only Canadian actors.

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jevy My latest hack to not be distracted:

- Press a button on my desk to block distracting sites for 30 minutes.
- If I..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xR

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I don’t have any cheese.

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WorldBollard Patience is a virtue.

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@SimonThomsen @JohnBirmingham It’s more just all the depressingly short clips edited into a montage.

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I always do some pro rata thing if stretch targets aren’t reached but it’s all too complicated to explain in tweets..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

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With 24 hours to go we’re now 67% of the way to Target Two, thank you. So that’s four episodes funded and we’re aim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DK

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FINAL 24 HOURS: “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022” crowdfunder ends Thursday night at 9pm AEDT. Please pledge your suppor..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9d

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@JustJimWillDo I don’t think Levon is particularly efficient.

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dufussy Anniversary of this important first aid advice from @Cosmopolitan pic.twitter.com/AUzHsCpBa4

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@JohnBirmingham If Levon isn’t up for it I just got the same offer from Alec so you can shop around.

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weskrantz this is the sort of bold innovation that humanity needs twitter.com/fesshole/statu…

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@jetztgibtshaue Goodness me no what even are you thinking??!!?!qqe2e2eone!

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@NewtonMark Very desperate. From Sportsbet, $1.20 for the Labor win. Way narrower than even the federal market…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Lo

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wallaceme Say what you like about Putin, but choosing the letter Z, which looks the same upside down and the right way up, wa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kW

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@JustJimWillDo The crimeing kits are very well thought out.

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The latest @ArmsControlWonk podcast is titled “The Bunga Bunga Theory of Deterrence” and yes this is a very good th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…r4

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@davidgerard @NewtonMark @dobes @rohan_p @jpwarren Why do I bother making these jokes? There’s a Rule 34-like thing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Vc

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ICYMI earlier, “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022” crowdfunder hit Target One which means there’s four special guest episo..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…q1

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“Almost half the massacres of Aboriginal people were by police or other government forces, research finds” theguardian.com/australia-news…

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aflashbak Woman Riding A Man by Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing - c. 1886 - Before Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing’s work..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ON

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@davidjacooper Hah! I didn’t think of it that way.

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@JustJimWillDo What intrigues me about these is that the number $800 will have been selected through testing. This..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…0O

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timdunlop Well, at least he’s not pretending to be something he’s not, like someone who delivers on promises. twitter.com/JasonClareMP/s…

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@dobes Bookmarked for future reference, yes. I’ll get in another “brief” episode before the main Autumn Series, I think. Maybe.

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@bastardsheep Ideally get a few friends together and use the local drive-in.

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Awww, how cute. How do I break it to Levon that I don’t MASTRUBATE to [P]ORN0GRAPH[Y] movies on my smart-phone beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…aD

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@thegrugq @voltagex @jpwarren Heh.Let’s talk when it’s on the edge of being done. I have been very bad at meeting commitments lately.

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gewt If every 5 years windows increments another number, it’ll be 570 years before we have Windows 95 again

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burgotastic It is 2:42pm and yet this bird still got the worm. What else are they lying to you about? pic.twitter.com/md17eKEBaS

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brunanovo_ This is the most optimistic shit I’ve seen in my entire life. pic.twitter.com/Ttt9IsZWJE

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cathywilcox1 Unfair game.
My @smh @theage cartoon. pic.twitter.com/JXwDSukyys

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@_BertHandsome Life is really fucking you around this week.

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@spottytwit It’s a robot. It can make any sound you want.

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cameronwilson NEW: As part of Scott Morrison’s election pitch to go hard on Big Tech, he set up a rushed inquiry into social medi..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…5o

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concodanomics Append-only databases have incredible superpowers that regular databases can only dream of possessing. pic.twitter.com/7rVWo1ktKs

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davpope In a spirit of national unity towards net zero™ I have collated all the infrastructure promises in ACT’s ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…QW

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Hey @dobes, I think Mr Rowe has it right today. pic.twitter.com/1icxqnXXap

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@GreenJ You are not there. There’s been a rise in hackifying all round but in a way it’s just more of the same.

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Oh, and there’s just 32 hours remaining.

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TARGET ONE ACHIEVED! Thanks, everyone. The first four special guest episodes of “The 9pm Edict” podcast for autumn..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3k

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BANDICOOTS! YOU CAN EVEN HAVE ONE FOR YOUR VERY OWN (EVENTUALLY)! twitter.com/jonkudelka/sta…

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“Increase In Malware Sightings on GoDaddy Managed Hosting,” presumably not just on WordPress sites but yeah they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mg

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@jplonie @dobes @JohnBirmingham @jeamland The entire concept is full of win. And it has interchangeable heads so it..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4m

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TrungTPhan Apple: “You are out of memory”

Me: “What? I have 4 terabytes of cloud storage.”

My toddler: pic.twitter.com/cw6d04y8od

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@thegrugq @voltagex @jpwarren What magnificent timing. :) I knew this would be very much your areas, but this is awesome, thank you.

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cameronwilson I think there’s a bias to assume that politicians are puppetmasters doing things they know are electorally popular..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…PF

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93% now. Rounded to the nearest whole percentage point.

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@genericitis Thanks. :) This is the 18th Pozible campaign I’ve run and all but two have been successful — and I kno.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rLw

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jeamland The true classics never really go away. pic.twitter.com/Xq5n7GFRpQ

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mikefsway I spent too long working on @heatpumpchic this weekend looking for pictures of heat pumps. It turns out procrastina..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…60

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And now, while I was under the shower, four more people brought the total to 92% of Target One. Thanks. Maybe I sho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wS

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@incorrect Time no longer has any meaning.

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@Airminded Your AI has clearly been inhaling Robert Capa. :)

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Thanks to this bloke and two other people we’re now 85% of the way to Target One, which is very nice. Thank you…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…H8

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WeirdSatellite Update #513 from Zuma (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Chamber of Traumas
2. Abyss of Sewage
3. Vintage Magick pic.twitter.com/FzHNZJGHUp

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thiscassgirl What. Men play footy now too? Good for them. I hope it takes off

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PunishedDilbert 25 yo guy with 200k in savings is ‘disenfranchised’ with the housing market 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 twitter.com/wp_alltrending… pic.twitter.com/EIyfukQJSv

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@JohnBirmingham @dobes @jeamland HAH! My brand values continues to be maintained.

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@jetztgibtshaue @R_Chirgwin @dobes Ah, the one I saw earlier. Yes, lovely stuff.

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@mattcdef2000 @dobes I am getting tons of notice about this lol.

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@developerjack @DrRhysPockett This is why I rant against people who try to read meaning into daily figures where ev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jc

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ShireJewels Cocky helping rat out of a catch & release trap. Took cocky 3 mins to let it out. Full version on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…w7

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@R_Chirgwin I thought it might be. I was watching it as you tweeted. Solid work.

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I must be careful not to get over-excited.

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“Finally, A Robot Animal I Can Get On Board With” jalopnik.com/finally-a-robo…

“Robotic dogs are so last year, it’s tim..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…n6

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@dobes IT IS A RIDEABLE ROBOT GOAT AND I AM HERE FOR THIS AND HERE IS A VIDEO THANK YOU KAWASAKI…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1R

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zdnetaustralia Australia’s anti-trolling Bill blasted by senators, online abuse victims and organisations alike zd.net/363Hy5i

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zdnetaustralia No rational basis: Defamation law expert says Australia’s anti-trolling Bill should be canned zd.net/3q6T6vC

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zdnetaustralia Twitter concerned Australia’s anti-trolling Bill leaves minority communities vulnerable zd.net/36o1K1N

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cameronwilson the inquiry into social media and online safety’s report just dropped, i’m going to whizz through it and drop notes..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UX

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Viss both the concepts of “flip a lightswitch, get a porn bot” and “AI optimized negative sentiment” are really amusing..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yb

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Hey cybersafety followers with a technical bent, please read this thread and do the needful. @voltagex @jpwarren..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…m4

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@voltagex @jpwarren Weirdly enough, writing about little bits and pieces as they go by means you don’t necessarily..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…i7

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I don’t remember even installing Reddit on my phone. I must’ve been in a rush to read one thing or another for work..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…a1

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Wed plan: Slow start; various correspondence, administrivia, and a billionty loose ends; quiet evening. I have a bu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iL

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ExcitedLeigh If this isn’t a perfect example of the problem with trying to use technical solutions to solve social problems, I d..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bI

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BetootaAdvocate PM Ridicules Albo’s Health Kick As If Every Aussie Bloke Isn’t Currently Panicking About The Possibility Of A Heart..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ku

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REMINDER: Just 36 hours* remain in “The 9pm Autumn Series 20222” crowdfunder for more special guest episodes of the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kv

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It’s quite moist in the Blue Mountains today. La Niña has not yet left the building. pic.twitter.com/mJqnaLLT4I

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Wednesday. Thoughts will ooze from your mind like a thick treacle, attracting ants. Your lucky number is 9. Your lu..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3F

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