RT @LoveShivxx: What does “idk†stand for? I’ve asked lots of people but nobody seems to know.
@KiemiLeaks Finally!
@jeamland You missed something even more joyous.
“Warning: this project involves taxidermy, dremels, and sometimes… https://t.co/AmzccUcDK0
RT @JuliaDavisNews: Fearing Poisoning, Putin Reportedly Replaced 1,000 of His Personal Staff. https://t.co/WURrroRBdx
@viveka Correct.
RT @thejuicemedia: The Australien Government has made an ad about this summer’s floods, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative 🇦🇺💽🌊ht…
AND WE’RE DONE! Thanks, everyone. We reached 77% of Target Two. It’s not quite the pro rata for five special guests… https://t.co/IgFv6xpOex
RT @Histreepix: “Do you want to buy a government?†https://t.co/WxxawohOBz
@joannejacobs @ScottRhodie Keto means ketamine every weekend, yeah?
Just 10 minutes to go now. This is your last chance to start the pledging process. https://t.co/QGx2enSCH2
RT @markhumphries: The Government’s Good Day https://t.co/osNoi5qay0
@jetztgibtshaue I see what you mean.
Just 25 minutes to go… https://t.co/QGx2enTawA
Here’s the full thing. https://t.co/hMaO4U3o0W
Nice dragon, Vietnam. https://t.co/Bbmy5UQF9T
Grrrrrrowl! https://t.co/fKCo7UKRUh
RT @ItsRaininAshley: the mister global pageant is back and america’s costume is exactly what you think it would be https://t.co/FaPWBqTXm9
Reminder: Do not watch The Bad Program.
@CaptSlapstick Sure, but in the tweet?
79% of Target Two now…
@DavidFengTrains @MrTimDunn No, you need to be able to pull the table closer. This is designed to ruin your posture… https://t.co/6Lk7P7Mtmg
RT @SuperCroup: Cake is just a flour omelette
So this is a thing. Rolfe received “literally hundreds of nominationsâ€. https://t.co/yVwivETd06
@expectproblems Ah, I remember things… what a time!
So, this crowdfunder is about making special guest episodes of “The 9pm Edict†podcast. It ends at 9pm AEDT which i… https://t.co/dMTtrdwPEE
That wasn’t a very persuasive argument, was it. Let’s try again…
FINAL HOUR! FINAL HOUR! FINAL HOUR! We’ve gone from just below 77% of Target Two to just above 77% of Target Two. B… https://t.co/oW4zQIBLYY
@JonoInAotearoa It’s quite the image, that. :)
Here, @dobes, have some Rowe. https://t.co/4MRYfTAxYw
@DavidFengTrains I suppose I could’ve just looked at a map lol.
@jetztgibtshaue Yeah they do that lol.
@ApostrophePong @DavidFengTrains It’s a good thing to know about. :) As you know, I’d love to do another trip to Ea… https://t.co/86DKEwPCVA
JUST TWO HOURS LEFT: We’re 77% of the way to Target Two with just two hours to go. Come on, folks, the more funds i… https://t.co/NiRgZ4oUge
@jetztgibtshaue I would not object to this. I’ve only been harassed in this way by emus.
@ApostrophePong @DavidFengTrains Yes. Solid El Niño bringing us the heat, now La Niña bringing us the wet. I haven’… https://t.co/lFyJ2t5rhL

Told you so. pic.twitter.com/mX6RBcnIDd
AUSTRALIAN MURDER BIRD AND MURDERLETS! https://t.co/JpJbTS4FKr
@JonoInAotearoa Hmmm. And then there’s the frame rate from Davis. And the line speed. And… And… The snow is cer… https://t.co/ZvmlwKdOmq
RT @bennpackham: @stephendziedzic @dfat RG Casey Bldg collectively crosses fingers for Labor win.
RT @stephendziedzic: Missed this on the weekend. Shadow Foreign Minister Penny Wong asked on the Guardian podcast whether Labor will retain…
@JonoInAotearoa What’s the frame rate of your monitor? :)
@ApostrophePong @DavidFengTrains This is all very late in the season. Also, down here we’ve been told La Niña will… https://t.co/zxymJ30l8I
@DavidFengTrains So hoe far from Beijing in total is that coal express overpass? That’s quite a nice little dusting… https://t.co/WPcqoDrUFi
RT @zaichishka: “Rushed to check my cat was OK only to find it trying to steal salmon jerky from a kitchen drawer shaken open by the earthq…
@circinn Actually aardvark is closer, yes.
@JonoInAotearoa What are you talking about? The now is moving about 10 degrees down to the right.
RT @sammyjcomedian: My name is Scott, and I’ve got a cat. 🱠https://t.co/V9oQHc54qK
@DavidFengTrains Lol we had rain all summer thanks to La Niña, which is a tropical thing. I really hope we don’t ge… https://t.co/NJgqiqKyG7
RT @DrKatyBarnett: Were it in Britain, it would count as a “royal fish†and the Queen could claim ownership of it! See Prerogativa Regis 13…
SNOW! https://t.co/fIisE2UKMR
So NOW it’s at 77% of Target Two and there’s just three hours to go. If you haven’t already done so, please click t… https://t.co/39jCK4WYgQ
Just 4 hours to go and we’re at 76% of Target Two. Come on, you want more special guest podcasts, right? https://t.co/d6dmrhPGZZ
@craigthomler @Rana_Strange @upulie That literally says not Spider-Man.

ThoughtlessDeed Thanks Dale for this … very specific mental image. pic.twitter.com/w0pdK7ZT1w
@upulie Probably because he’s young and white and male.
@RealNickHodge Sure, but what about the image in the tweet?
@sexenheimer I read that as Kurt Weill on Flat Earth Theory and now I want this to be a musical.
@YahooWindsor @cottonfarmgirl @abcnews None of this is any good. I was wondering whether the SE Qld / northern NSW… https://t.co/BqTKNWu9zu
@Jayne13 Arf!
@cafuego Nah just joking. They’re available here and I don’t need so many that the price difference is worth hassling someone.
What if you see a donkey? https://t.co/r4oAYYleAV
Did I say 77%? I meant 76% because that’s closer. Anyway there’s just 5 hours to go.
@cafuego Does she take orders?
People are having opinions about a spider.
@NewtonMark Fair point, but yes this show will run and run.
@stevo_twistie Indeed. And very cute.
This news will thrill @NewtonMark.
BoM is on @abcnews just now saying La Niña will be around “for a few more months”, so there’s that.
RT @OzKitsch: #stpatricksday #sharonstrzelecki
@micomfestival @MagdaSzubanski https://t.co/h6qSWStrs5
Australia is a wonderful place. #straya https://t.co/cSbRGmdFja
RT @AlderCheems: lol https://t.co/stDoOiHWxQ
Enjoying @abcnews having the COVID DEATHS graphic on screen while the cricket scores run across the bottom.
RT @bigjsl: Yeah, the party is over for the Liberal Party in SA. https://t.co/OruaPx8TlN
@saqibali_ca Good to see you getting into the stats. :) BOSCAR is highly respected as an independent crime statisti… https://t.co/W2IhJyrMGH
@erkpod WHO LET YOU INTO THE CITY?
@bastardsheep Heh. Nah the duck hunting is a big political issue in Victoria because the Shooters etc party is part… https://t.co/vLFoL7qHUb
@da_da_dar I see what you did there.
RT @HerveLemahieu: Mystery solved on the spooky noises coming out of the garage. https://t.co/WRFXKKDLep
What’s the bag limit for golfers? https://t.co/TI1TkUIBZZ
@biggav Hehe of course it was. :)
@kels_316 @jonnosan303 This morning was fantastic. You’ve been very lucky with La Niña’s moods this week.
“Every councillor at the NSW Central Coast Council has been sacked after a damning report into its financial misman… https://t.co/PFkGOP5Tx8
@LeonieGSmith Ta. I’d figured that once production and the supply chains ramped up it wouldn’t be a problem.
But dud ministers is a problem in the federal government. So, you know, swings and roundabouts. https://t.co/BnEPlGV6ou
I also recorded a podcast on Tuesday night. A brief promo turned into a half-hour chat. So there’s that to listen t… https://t.co/Iw8zLP62oR
77% of Target Two now with less than 8 hours to go. the9pmedict.com/autumn2022
@manindotblack Good afternoon, and not *very* late. I watched this about an hour ago. Nice work.
@kels_316 @jonnosan303 Haha! I’m just having lunch one village over. I’ve lived mostly up here for 11 years and yet… https://t.co/o6o8CVQ0gd
@incorrect Outage reports are marketing? Really?
NSW crime is at historic lows due to COVID-19 lockdowns, says NSW @BOCSAR. https://t.co/5q1Xod5kgz
@biggav A yellow-tailed did this?

As soon as I arrive in Leura I get this SMS from Telstra about maintenance work. Good to know. pic.twitter.com/kCGHbosj1t
RT @James_Jeffrey: I see a political editor has sombrely written: “While we wait for Labor to start to put forward its plans…†If you too h…
Mobile, almost. The lunch and shopping location will be Leura, unless they’re out of RATs. I’m still so goddam tire… https://t.co/rqIqZ3qmFd
thomas_violence not only is television entertaining it also provides gainful employment for the worlds many television recappers

@jameswhelan42 @SimonThomsen @JohnBirmingham It’s a traditional lookpic.twitter.com/2UDGQCSe9z9z

@jameswhelan42 @SimonThomsen @JohnBirmingham Combat Heels are of course an actual thing. pic.twitter.com/ZhtqQalZTX
75% of Target Two now with less than 9 hours to go.
@juhasaarinen Yeah it’s an odd expression. But I can’t be arsed looking up its origins.
RT @jxeeno: i work at the mapping department at nsw labor hq and i’ve been busy redefining sydney’s regions
i regret to inform you that:…
@upulie That really is a fantastic three-word descriptor.
RT @jpwarren: The ABC says of its new mandatory iView login “This system does not provide Google or Facebook with any information about ABC…
“Political Ads Be Like†by Fairbairn Films (2m44s) https://t.co/7LUJRb11F3 These are all correct.
I’m probably teaching you to suck eggs here, but shop around. I won’t search for the major chains because we don’t have them up here.
A quick search just now tells me that both Coles and Woolworths have RATs at 2 for $24, and a range of sizes up fro… https://t.co/M0wi1iGZof
Still not pregnant. Still making the lame joke. Still making sure every photo has a different background. So I can’… https://t.co/xwmgINRnzX
@Taco_Lad My speling is lest fine.
RT @sexenheimer: As newly-elected CEO of the Australian Electoral Commission, I’m always looking for ways to encourage participation in our…
WOLF SPIDERS! #straya https://t.co/JhQDZNzXln
@Taco_Lad I don’t have an answer but they are very find wolf spiders.
“NSW Liberal MP Catherine Cusack quits state parliament over flood relief funding†https://t.co/I4DXfnGHL8
Thanks to some more wonderful people this is now 74% of the way to Target Two. Hurrah. And please consider. Just 10… https://t.co/KV7dORRGL0
RT @AntoniaJuhasz: .@Janefonda launches Climate PAC “to defeat the political allies of the fossil fuel industry.” https://t.co/L8zIbfwyIW
RT @jeamland: “We’re bigger and nastier than you so we’re in charge.” — Feudalism
“We’re more technologically advanced and besides you’ve a…
RT @TheOnion: “Fucking legacy migrant—I’m sure they waved him in as soon as they saw who his father was,†said local resident Shawn Castor,…
@paulwiggins @Mededitor Yep, given the history of the technology that standard is a solid set of choices. Except maybe the moon.
… lick. https://t.co/l1clkjxDcS

AlanRMacLeod This is your brain on capitalism. pic.twitter.com/R1hgjohe7Z
@DrRhysPockett Sure. It was probably strong enough for two. Sigh.
@Jayne13 Thank you. It’s now out of my direct sight but I can hear it tossing unwanted bits onto the roof.
@paulwiggins @Mededitor To be fair *some* of it is based on science. Not as much as in the heydays of the 1970s whe… https://t.co/JKvtpUUiXc
@markuszellner @Mededitor That’s right. That’s why I wrote “(in the US)†when talking to an American.
Thu plan: Slow start with painkillers; two quick chores; lunch and shopping, location TBA once I’ve found out where… https://t.co/03EXe3g11y
Thu plan, preamble: I slept very badly last night — mostly my fault because I had coffee late in the day — and for… https://t.co/TBI7iuP4if
@Mededitor Here is more (than enough) information. https://t.co/FKae75Dz4Z And ping @paulwiggins whose retweet is how I saw this.
@Mededitor Little babies across the world learn this so I’m sure you’ll be ok there in The America. :)
@Mededitor It’s International Electrotechnical Commission 60417 standard (IEC-60417) so it’s on anything that’s als… https://t.co/rHDmKd0TY4
@oberonsghost Indeed.
No photo because it’s a bit too far away and it’s right in the middle of the foliage. I can usually only see its he… https://t.co/q42J8VsKZg
Just 15m outside my window, a yellow-tailed black cockatoo is systematically destroying a banksia. It’s grabbing a… https://t.co/oewwksHUev
@oberonsghost Oh dear, you will have to deal with questionable people and their daft opinions.
@JohnBirmingham What this war lacks is a proper dress code.
@ThomasSideways Plus a slightly grubby t-shirt speaks of hard work. A slight grubby suit speaks of a night at the pub.
“Blame-shifting and stunts won’t win Morrison an election,†writes Niki Savva https://t.co/roLKkl3K9d What a picture she paints!
@dobes @mattcdef2000 Yeah it’s six of one, etc.
@melissamadsen They… they are. Wow.
Oh. He’s an economist. That’d be right lol.
FINAL HOURS: This crowdfunding campaign ends at 9pm AEDT tonight and it’s 70% of the way to Target Two. Please cons… https://t.co/oS1zGg4K2R
Impressive lol. https://t.co/TwTG0uPo3I

Right now it’s sunny in the Blue Mountains but there will eventually be moisture. pic.twitter.com/y0ooS0f0qL
Thursday. Spray cans will be your weapons. Sand will be your milk. Your lucky number is 5. Your lucky dwarf is Sleepy. Thursday.