RT @MrNigelNg: If he wanted to hurt Russia, he should’ve kept his restaurants there open
RT @dobes: Canada remains undefeated as best america.
RT @SuperCroup: We urgently need to document why Australian English uses the word “Chatswood” as a modifier for a place or institution to i…
RT @SuperCroup: @dannolan you have made into my university learning material, congratulations https://t.co/RuifdScg1U
RT @nycsouthpaw: The NYT editorial board collectively misunderstands freedom of expression. https://t.co/t1maLPuxlB https://t.co/rnhopnFyRy
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@jeamland @chris_stevenson WTF even is this? Thank you, though. Obviously.
@JustJimWillDo I can see why Indy wanted to do a whole episode on this.
Also same. https://t.co/Pb797EN4Uv
CityDescriber a view of a city street pic.twitter.com/mJrOlnuDWt
RT @doublebaytoday: CAREER PIVOT: Local Heroin Dealer Now Also Selling Petrol
“I’ve got the good shit too, the premium unleaded,” he says.…
Maybe @dobes has seen it, maybe not. But I know @JustJimWillDo @_midofo_ @expectproblems would like it.
“Mimi, Toutou and Fifi - The Utterly Bizarre Battle for Lake Tanganyika I THE GREAT WAR Special†(11m11s)… https://t.co/antiJEWsVC
@ApostrophePong Good to hear. :)
@ApostrophePong Hah! It’s all fine. Hope you’re managing to settle into somewhere.
@ApostrophePong Hmmm. Where? It says “24 hours ago†not “to goâ€. And I’m pretty sure I edited all the jump pages.
@ApostrophePong Are you on DC time?
@ApostrophePong Haha it’s Friday and the campaign finished last night. ;)
@CosmicRami Great that they’ve got a moony evening.
@CosmicRami Moonbats!
RT @FXMC1957: 18 March 1985. The first episode of the Australian TV soap opera “Neighbours†was broadcast. It was announced that the series…
* are bad and repetitive.
@waferbaby Lol.
“Japanese encephalitis virus (JEV) has been declared a Communicable Disease Incident of National Significance. We… https://t.co/Gq0TWP1Nty
I’ve turned off replies to this tweet because your “jokes†and bad and repetitive. Time to move on. https://t.co/H2OOUNXDTD
@waferbaby Soon you will reach the “Send us your poo” age. :)
muh_hmd Ketamine is available over the counter in Pakistan pic.twitter.com/LBSIrDVczk
Full Moon is right now at 1817 AEDT.
@Davelennonabc While I haven’t really watched the UK original, my personal view is that the format just shouldn’t b… https://t.co/j6OyPNL8v5
What happens with flagship ABC programs is more about management politics than serving the audience anyway.
Ones of these things is not like the others. https://t.co/oqZMIrOE34
Lol. No, do not watch The Bad Program. https://t.co/SySP9cGE8d
stilgherrian Oh, and support is always welcome at the9pmedict.com/tip.
RT @stilgherrian: ICYMI last night, thanks again to everyone who contributed to “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022†crowdfunder. Long story short,…
RT @jonkudelka: There are few purchases more perfect than cheese that is heavily discounted because it is near its use by date. This means…
@NewtonMark Putting aside the professionals and the machines, so many recreational political cannon fodder and sad… https://t.co/jmaUHOKKca
RT @snopes: As of this writing, Putin had not publicly responded to the Tesla founder’s request for a fight. https://t.co/KxcS9rVyk0
RT @AusElectoralCom: @cameronwilson Thank you for baiting us into watching your stream and then showing us a very rude picture, Cam.
RT @erinleecarr: Absolutely insane that my friend’s dog that looks like this has not gone viral. https://t.co/0L5OAYwWxT
RT @duckmaus: Even taking ‘pro-life’ in the narrow sense of ‘pro-unborn life’, Numbers 5:11-31 gives literal instructions on how to perform…
@NewtonMark Yeah retired broadcast presenters are the worst. Just the worst. Thank goodness I’m only slightly one of those.
@NewtonMark I should also say that I get too many replies to reply to all of them, so not getting a reply doesn’t n… https://t.co/uF9ny4KUXm
@NewtonMark I look at people’s recent tweets before responding. It’s pretty obvious when someone’s going to add no… https://t.co/QESC4aIcpd
@NewtonMark That’s true. It’s probably the people who follow me specifically so they can complain about my tweets.… https://t.co/9HsdydTgEN
I’ve had three tweets catapulted into Dripland this week and I’m getting way sick of the clueless cuckoo-clock refl… https://t.co/c8qO8F0M6N
Full Moon is in just one hour at 1817 AEDT.
logosaetos OMG I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person!! All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.
@johnallsopp Band with B-list celebrity members, B-Lister. I’ll stop now.
@johnallsopp Punk band, Lister Blisters.
Australia needs a public health themed cover band called The Listerines.
@edwina_anne Now you’re just getting fussy.
@morebento @sfmnemonic Third, I think now. :) https://t.co/heqkgw453J
@misosusanowa s/Sincere/Since/ but autocarrot was a walk.
Today’s AlienSideBoob from @JohnBirmingham is titled “Escalation is coming†so you can guess what it’s about. It’s… https://t.co/sFTuKZf76v
RT @MattBrannRURAL: Casuarina Beach, Darwin 😬
🔸 via @abcdarwin https://t.co/wuRF3RimSl
RT @sfmnemonic: Drawing Bayesian inferences after extensive sampling, I’ve determined that it’s 99-percent certain that anyone who uses “wo…
@misosusanowa Sincere you asked… https://t.co/A1dvXZVoVq
MildCuthbert For fuck’s sake, read another book pic.twitter.com/4NWowj6kQe
ianduhig “I told you not to eat before reading Bono’s Ukraine poem!” pic.twitter.com/SG6Raf2qH1
I hear thunder and it is starting to rain, although I think the main cloudbursts will run to the south of us.
Full Moon is in three hours at 1817 AEDT.
Taking a brief moment to celebrate. https://t.co/FMjdhnqPjM
@trentyarwood @dobes You mum would love it though.
@oberonsghost Clouds permitting.
@dobes @yurtwallander You know, if you carefully spread the words and phrases you needed over several requests you… https://t.co/RjNi5ALuah
Full Moon is in six hours at 1817 AEDT.
If the core theme of your political commentary is “Clive Palmer is fat hahaha†then you really need to take a long hard look at yourself.
@dobes Oh dear. https://t.co/fyH8Gg9xbM
The dog is almost certainly dead. This bot wants you to think of a dead dog.
(With apologies to Sam Simmons.) https://t.co/3pYNuuFOzS
RT @AdrianDeLuca76: For all you computer history buffs, here is a great story of how the PDP-11 microcomputer in the 70’s went on to power…
conceptsbot i want you to think about a dog from the 90s
The currawongs are quite boisterous today. Casing each other through the foliage at high speed. The juveniles are a… https://t.co/9f3dFTO6Ci
Today, Fri 18 Mar, is World Sleep Day. https://t.co/EJ5dTxJSU5
steak_umm you think my job is weird? there are lawyers who approve tweets
@JustJimWillDo Levon will just have to be patient.
libertydadpod Finally, some good news. pic.twitter.com/MclM7Jr9EM
@kcarruthers Have you bought a cat in a dog suit?
The ATO now emails from StrobelFab-PEU at schule-ellwangen dot de, apparently lol. Nice URL redirection trick via G… https://t.co/pd1kxue8mI
RT @MWhitbourn: So @NSWSupCt Justice Nigel Rein, a wonderful, affable judge in the Equity Division, is retiring tomorrow. This looks very m…
Fallback Subject Line. pic.twitter.com/Yqo3fSkfy7
@FlashboardWars It’s called free speech.
Waratah sequence 2021, day 197. It’s sunny out there today, at least for this brief moment. I can see that the dark… https://t.co/Ze3oW6ThUx
@jonkudelka @dobes Good question. Though I think he’s got the price about right, what with £300 for a corporate gig. Very D-grade celebrity.
A personalised shout-out from Nigel Farage is just £74 which seems excellent value for money, @dobes.… https://t.co/UndtZx1F3x
@WithDownes @MatthewBevan @JohnBirmingham You’re right. These are the things we need to know! Lol.
@dfpiii Nigeria and Mexico and others make America’s look even sillier. THIS is how you do a magical bird!
@dfpiii Also, why does Britain only get one entry, while there’s separate entries for Japan, Taiwan, Macau, and Hong Kong?
@MatthewBevan @WithDownes @JohnBirmingham Professor Palmer has been running into problems. https://t.co/8JjXnxQhat https://t.co/1lCeshauZ6
@dfpiii You’ll be shocked to hear that it’s run by a Thai “entrepreneurâ€, who also runs a female equivalent. But ye… https://t.co/YPNU7FydS1
“Supreme Court orders re-vote after iVote crash in NSW local government elections†https://t.co/jAsc2GE6Eq
@WithDownes @MatthewBevan @JohnBirmingham “Titanic II has captured the world’s imagination since Professor Palmer a… https://t.co/qilJEQ1gKJ
@WithDownes @MatthewBevan I was at an event at That Venue just after it stopped being a dinosaur theme part and sta… https://t.co/RGerk0QfwU
@dfpiii Putting aside the other ways of looking at the competition, obviously. Purely on the semiotics and history.
@dfpiii Well yes. “So, um, Dad? There’s something I’ve been meaning to tell you†is a strong theme there. But do an… https://t.co/1noRCMAqe0
@crgentle Colleen McCulloch is always bad news, yes.
@craigthomler You’re seriously overthinking this, Craig. :)
TIL that Gareth Evans is not dead. Probably. https://t.co/lgZNjHjww7
WADDLE! https://t.co/Vbcnh6KVvd
These would make an awesome Aldi special buy. pic.twitter.com/Y10asO82tQ
RT @BernardKeane: Palmer is also offering a free Harbour Bridge with every new sub. https://t.co/gMNfobYDTT
@evcricket I suppose that’s the idea, because this is the “national costume†segment. Some of the others are magnif… https://t.co/DiFXvo1fsV
Here’s the rest of my brief thread from last night, including the link to the whole shebang. https://t.co/rjKx8DtfNd
@evcricket Zooming in, I think they’re fake “chainmail†(probably wool or some plastic) over… something. Whatever… https://t.co/AjHhoCEmYe
Full Moon is in nine hours at 1817 AEDT.
Yeah America is very confused. https://t.co/JvQ3guNB9C
Fri plan: Slow start because blurry; review a client’s blog post; investigate a method for auto-updating a section… https://t.co/VnM9HOu8Yq
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ICYMI last night, thanks again to everyone who contributed to “The 9pm Autumn Series 2022†crowdfunder. Long story… https://t.co/qnQUiM5GNO
In the Blue Mountains the Great Sog continues for another day, because La Niña has settled in again.pic.twitter.com/Gq13F6gDEyy
Friday. Coat it with a thin layer of food-grade oil. Breathe slowly. Wink. Your lucky number is 7. Your lucky nut is macadamia. Friday.