josh_weinberg watching tech bros reinvent 60 year old MIRV systems and MAD doctrine in real time pic.twitter.com/U5ucfCYbRA
RT @shashj: Mocking Vladimir Putin from low Earth orbit. “Russian cosmonauts have arrived at the International Space Station wearing Ukrain…
RT @SuperCroup: It’s Peter Malinauskas. Hope that helps!
I read this as #cyberdadaism and maybe I am correct. https://t.co/MoHRGTKZ0U
RT @BrianneKohl: My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named “Internet.” I said no way, that can’t be her name but my daughte…
dandyosully Excellent work. pic.twitter.com/LUefqVThwl
RT @Leo_Puglisi6: @reignitedemaust did people forget to use coloured pens?
https://t.co/JgfqlkO5He
RT @jsrailton: The state of #Kremlin invasion propaganda:
Russian MOD posts a vid on Twitter & FB.
Claim video shows a TaCtIcAl LaNdInG!…
@oliyoung Fuckin’ heaps polite.
Cruel but fair. https://t.co/LttpoptQK1
@AndrejPanjkov @AntonyGreenElec OK now I have to read it lol!
@_BertHandsome This one. https://t.co/qKYYs3erhU
@_BertHandsome Fair enough. It was mentioned this week in one my regular podcast listens so wondered if you also listened.
@_BertHandsome Good isn’t it. Any reason you chose to watch it tonight?
@Leo_Puglisi6 Keep fighting the good fight, Leo.
So now the Shoppies run South Australia so good luck with that. https://t.co/zTuQjYuAp7
@moylecroft @vk5qi I’m sure it’s fine in the flesh.
@AndrejPanjkov @AntonyGreenElec You watched it tonight? That’s dedication! But yes the maths is fascinating.
@JohnBirmingham @Tim_Coronel Time is a harsh mistress.
@richardthewatts @Tim_Coronel Well, that’s it told. :)
@MsCarolBattle It’s called the Speaker’s Chair but it has a desk.
@JohnBirmingham @Tim_Coronel You were so much hotter then.
@sherlockIamnot No, it was in the otherwise order.
@paulkidd I mean, that’s the story.
I’ve stopped watching the election coverage. I’ll catch up in the morning. Soup now, and documentaries.
@tuo2 @AntonyGreenElec Nothing really something I understand well enough to have an opinion except “It’ll be interesting”.
RT @noreasonspec: On Wed it’s 1 year until the nsw election.
RT @petstarr: South Australian media tonight now that the election has been called after just two hours #savotes https://t.co/WZ11M7lunA
@OdinsToenail @Pollytics Lol so she is. :)
@AndrewRJamieson Yep. The tweets are lagging, but I was watching. I’m now enjoying watching Vickie Chapman not coping.
@Pollytics RTYI. https://t.co/jcqRJCVuva
@melbomartin @rabsr1 I know the photo. They are.
@AntonyGreenElec Vickie Chapman says you need to have at least 30% of the votes counted to call it, but as the vide… https://t.co/5C7v436zcS
ESSENTIAL VIEWING; “Election Night Analysis: Art or Science†- Antony Green (LCA 2022 Online)… https://t.co/diTfr7AGST
ChrisMinnsMP To my friend, the next Premier of South Australia - Congratulations mate! pic.twitter.com/dxUyvZ6l7z
@annie_parker I wouldn’t go that far, but she’s another South Australian dynastic Liberal.
Antony Green says the SA government has been defeated. pic.twitter.com/56xoLhRKEw
rabsr1 Current mood. #savotes pic.twitter.com/lRFCjY5MvF
Vickie Chapman is imploding.
Antony Green says he doesn’t want to call early with the big banner graphic and then look like a goose so he’s goin… https://t.co/CJRJUtBi8J
@RealNickHodge So I understand. On the other hand, he’s gone.
Proof. pic.twitter.com/nyodgeEN5v
@Taco_Lad I don’t mean that in a fashion sense — she can wear what she likes — but it’s overloading that colour quite badly.
@Taco_Lad If I were the producer I’d have had a quiet word. It’s really not working on-screen.
The Ooooolmunn has called it for Labor on Nine, but then as I say he’s a fuckwit.
@Taco_Lad It’s the jacket, I know.
@RealNickHodge Lol this is all very depressing. :)
RT @jeamland: Morrison sighs, reaches for the speech labelled “purely down to state matters, only makes it more important to not let the AL…
@beckz_e Yeah she’s not handling this at all well lol.
BernardKeane The Canberra press gallery is already warming up the “no federal implications” narrative I suspect.
Indeed. pic.twitter.com/9ELk9CohdU
I should probably be hashtagging these tweets but meh fuck you.
Antony Green is saying he reckons he can call the election in the next 15 minutes.
@stufromoz Lol I’ve never done *anything* in the Speaker’s Chair, let alone done cocaine.
I am told that on Nine the Ooooooolmunn is nearly calling it for Labor but then he’s a fuckwit.
@JonoInAotearoa @JaneChode No but seem to remember the other party being a housemate for a while.
@duckbytheoboe @NewtonMark Australia is quite amazing these days.
Antony Green just quipped that “The ghost of Nick Xenophon is having more impact on this election than the last one.†Lol.
@AngieMcBride @timverrall Watching it from afar — the Blue Mountains — it does seem suitably complicated.
RT @SuperCroup: I don’t understand. Can anyone explain? https://t.co/VHoBirZyFO
@AngieMcBride @timverrall Lol it’s definitely an addiction, Angie. ;)
@JonoInAotearoa Also no, I was offered a job in Sydney and they were paying the relocation costs.
@JonoInAotearoa I have never been a political candidate.
@Pollytics How about roundabouts?
Lol how many of these candidates have outstanding charges against them? Ah, South Australia!
@glengyron Hahaha. Maybe I should switch over and troll him later.
@melissamadsen @abcnews @AntonyGreenElec No, that just seemed petty lol.
@paulbam3 Lol hitting me up for defo money would be a pointless venture.
@elronxenu TweetDeck is Twitter’s “professional†in-browser client but it needs the Better TweetDeck plug-in to mak… https://t.co/xYwmTT9kg8
@Pleia_Ds Quality work. :)
@AnthonyLee900 Not here lol. Maybe over a drink or three some time.
@KasiaCichonska Heh! That would be gloriously embarrassing.
@rob0tika @AntonyGreenElec Exactly.
Someone on the @abcnews panel needs to go feral to spark this up a bit.
@AnthonyLee900 Well… that’s the whole story. :)
@elronxenu Easy to slip on these last two menu items in Better TweetDeck, that’s my theory. https://t.co/ZERVtYCc03
@EnsignR It wasn’t me. I reckon what happens in a public building becomes a thing of interest, but I take your poin… https://t.co/sSsLh4KUB1
I have just been told this was Sportsbet’s final market figures for the SA election lol. pic.twitter.com/GehZSAqkLM
@mwyres Yes. Yes they are.
RT @sthenelaidas: Richard Denniss’ article in The Saturday Paper should be compulsory reading for every Australian voter.
Morrison’s econo…
@jennyeather I do. :) This will be an interesting election.
RT @jeamland: This is a clear mandate. https://t.co/RvSbPp9oKK
@NewtonMark Country towns are wonderful. :)
@juhasaarinen @gtlloyd Hey! I provided a clarification!
@maz_jovanovich Lol.
Important clarification. https://t.co/uYif7QA58V
@gtlloyd Aha! Yeah that’s poor work.
@jennyeather Oh I see what you mean lol.
@jennyeather Yes, at 1800 ACDT / 1830 AEDT.
@maz_jovanovich Well indeed. And yet I’m seeing people claiming 20+ items as never-eat. What drab lives they must live.
This is insane. https://t.co/gaa4PP0bSE
HAHAHAHA ALLEGATIONS OF CORRUPTION OVER DEVELOPMENT ON KANGAROO ISLAND THAT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.
@errolwi I cooked the snails myself. Those fuckers ate my vegetables so it was my revenge.
@JaneChode Well, apart from naming names, which I’m not yet prepared to do, that’s basically the whole story. But I… https://t.co/RuTJeueIuj
Is this the time to tell the story about the journalist who did lines of cocaine with a rent boy on the Speaker’s C… https://t.co/r244Zp7hOc
@scott_thewspot @GordyPls @jpwarren @viveka Yeah that’s another of the solid suggestions from that Jesus bloke. See… https://t.co/x9oMfDJ9Ma
RT @JaneyGodley: Haunted Victorian pencil - tells us how to feel https://t.co/8zkxhyueij
podcastideasbot a podcast where pod save edgelords rap about naturism
This one continues to astound me. Not only *would* I eat all of these things, I have in fact eaten all of these thi… https://t.co/Qh67kflbu4
RT @Kasparov63: Russian internet joke: “We are now entering day 24 of the special military operation to take Kyiv in two days.â€
@misosusanowa @jsleeio That’s one heck of a career. Anyway, ciao for now!
@misosusanowa @jsleeio ’Scuse me for dropping out of this thread. The state election is in my home state of South… https://t.co/B108c6kSiS
IT’S HAPPENINGpic.twitter.com/dfo1xSUz1717
@NewtonMark @JustJimWillDo Yeah looks like a nice day. What were the winds like? I saw you doing an even 145kt there for a while.
@misosusanowa @jsleeio This aunt sounds amazing!
Lol polls haven’t even closed yet. https://t.co/B9U5GPUyki
RT @AusElectoralCom: @rhinoz If you like nudity, you’re going to LOVE our new raw cardboard ballot furniture.Â
Wait that came out wrong. h…
@ApostrophePong One day it will stop snowing. :)
@misosusanowa @jsleeio I was never a musician but worked adjacent in programming (Fairlight CMI for Tristram Cary)… https://t.co/w3syWav6qQ
@morebento @glengyron @paulkidd @AntonyGreenElec Very much so. https://t.co/G4Zs0WQOi2 https://t.co/fTats0fhxO
@paulkidd @AntonyGreenElec It was an amazing election. All the corruption of the Bannon government and the State Ba… https://t.co/aLXR65Wf5y
@misosusanowa @jsleeio I saw that listed as a feature. Very handy.
@jsleeio And then there’s Ei Wada’s Open Reel Ensemble, a different vibe. https://t.co/beZrKbdDpt
@glengyron @paulkidd @AntonyGreenElec The Shoppies, you mean?
@misosusanowa @jsleeio This is all wonderfully insane. :)
@paulkidd @AntonyGreenElec The challenge for Labor is matching the 1993 landslide, the one that was in the other di… https://t.co/RiaGI6DmIS
@steampowerednet @jsleeio “Out drinking†is a sensible plan for a Saturday.
Not long now until Antony Green is available for us to watch live.
I was wondering why I wasn’t seeing many of my replies. I just found that I was muting all tweets done in the Twitt… https://t.co/zup4oORnxI
RT @paulkidd: They’re frog scallops. https://t.co/LJAFRX46jp
@jsleeio Very much so, yes. I felt quite at home. I had friends who did this sort of thing and indeed looked exactl… https://t.co/M6zcDO9Uqn
@steampowerednet @jsleeio As you’ll have heard in the video, yes, these were specifically cited.
“Destruction Loops | Creating Sounds of Decay and Magnetic Distortion†https://t.co/RXtXdKvix7 I think it was… https://t.co/kLmShMvNyo
Would you like a Roland TB-303, TR-808, and now an SH-101 in your web browser? Sure! roland50.studio
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark I have yet to see the new glass cockpit in the flesh but yes it certainly does look nice.
@AusBerlin84 Depends which end you start.
@JustJimWillDo @NewtonMark I also see that there hasn’t needed to be much rain-dodging today. https://t.co/HkjXjGVExc
Marlow is presumably gutted that “truck†was mis-typed as “trunk†but this is a great response. https://t.co/hQJcxn97kL
Listening to a @lawfarepodcast, “How Open-Source Investigators are Documenting the War in Ukraine†and of course it… https://t.co/o5X8XZjTiM
RT @inminivanhell: “An Eastvale mother is furious after discovering a video showing her daughter’s preschool teacher [Turning Point Christi…
jxeeno wow what a deal pic.twitter.com/vBo32YPkvX
RT @CanberraInsider: March 19, 1932: NSW Premier Jack Lang officially opened the Sydney Harbour Bridge. About 750,000 people gathered aroun…
I’m not sure whether this is an actual game yet, @expectproblems @dobes @CptHollingworth @kels_316, but it’s defini… https://t.co/e7ghwrDV9P
RT @stratospher_es: @snipeyhead Reminds me of this Yelp review that my Apple Watch so conveniently provided me… https://t.co/K0AYa7VfIc
RT @_alialkhatib: i’m just saying i’m going to be using this in talks about how AIs manufacture their own representations of the world, and…
They finally caught up with her. pic.twitter.com/F41PVpBoVB
“Morrison’s economic lies†by Richard Denniss @rdns_tai https://t.co/4xkHoCQEXz
RT @SarkySage: GOOOOAL 😂😂😂
OMG this is funnier each time you watch it ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
I’m on replay number 72 https://t.co/uzZ4r2dIUR
Maybe Russian generals have an incept date.
@bastardsheep Oh right! Happy bitrhday.
@GordyPls @jpwarren @viveka Maybe a mix of all these things? He seemed to be across many of his contemporary issues.
South Australia’s election is going well I see. https://t.co/VHAv8z8qJQ https://t.co/iKJIaJGnnd
@juhasaarinen @SatPaper I was annoyed by that question because I thought I’d memorised it correctly. I forgot a whole consonant.
@juhasaarinen I have no idea.
@juhasaarinen @SatPaper No, this can’t be possible!
“Micah Loewinger [@MicahLoewinger], @onthemedia correspondent, on the Ukrainian Twitch streamer who used his virtua… https://t.co/OdD5KqSzKR
@souriceaux @paulkidd @dannolan An important question which I cannot answer.
RT @drunkenmadman: One of those asymmetric relationships where the hot younger one “highlights†the practical older one but still somehow m…
RT @Margarita890: Imagine putting accounts in your bio that have blocked you? Like A+ for being a dick I guess
Also, it’s always somehow everyone else’s fault that Farrelly registered as a political candidate and failed to dis… https://t.co/dVAMEzdvLg
The Bubble Tea Dreamings, Volume Two. https://t.co/zvvwssieci
@nicacordover There’s some linguistics behind that one. A gradual pronunciation shift to an easier mouth movement.
@Margarita890 I have detected this, from afar.
Picketer I found it. The absolute worst take. pic.twitter.com/3cope6nZAX
@Margarita890 A good question. But you’re not ALL terrible. At least not all of the time. Indeed, I quite like the… https://t.co/SJ5rar4g0u
RT @santiagomayer_: Overheard: instead of blue and pink colored things, gender reveal parties should just smash a piggy bank and reveal $1…
@BXGD Maybe we need to ask the people who used to toe the boat over the Atlantic.
@tanaka_tatsuya I am an idiot. Of course there is a moss cow. https://t.co/FdVTCrFJk8 https://t.co/6xuMTRqD9o
Can you make a cow from moss? Or maybe it’s a tiny cow that lives among the mosses, like a @tanaka_tatsuya creation… https://t.co/kjxPLuQNtJ
@baxters Yeah but that’s because we can just laugh at them.
Why do Americans pronounce Moscow to rhyme with “cow†rather than “go� And Iraq as “Eye-rark�
(I can’t be arsed… https://t.co/ME36mNSBts
RT @_BertHandsome: Most of them to extremely bored retired teachers in sexless marriages. https://t.co/Me1PsNTJ6i
@oberonsghost @staticsan @SatPaper I hate you.
RT @smdiehl: Thirteen years is an eternity in tech and the only “killer app” crypto people have come up with is greater fool scams for sell…
RT @intelwire: “We know you’re upset that the Times has been undermining democracy, but did you know we also have recipes?”
@viveka @GordyPls @jpwarren Quite a lot of Taoist literature is about all the things which are not the Tao, which i… https://t.co/rXCx1UbrdY
@viveka @GordyPls @jpwarren “O noes, you have broken your vow,†said the friend.
The monk shrugged, and replied, “… https://t.co/gJ1RvfFkAk
@viveka @GordyPls @jpwarren There’s a kinda-related story in one of the early Taoist texts. A monk had secluded him… https://t.co/VenDxLofdh
Due to many instances of brainfade, today I scored a mere 3/10 in the @SatPaper quiz while the average score so far… https://t.co/ykVaixz9oM
RT @fictillius: 79% of the steel was imported. https://t.co/Nvm1acgcTg
RT @joellegergis: Temperature records are being smashed in Antarctica, the Great Barrier Reef is bleaching — yet again — as eastern Austral…
@misosusanowa @edbott These Interesting Times are becoming far too Interesting.
RT @BrandyLJensen: thank you yes this is precisely what i imagined the prince of crypto would look like https://t.co/TT9FRs0HNa
@GordyPls “You should help your sheep get out of the hole.†It’s a motto for life, really.
@misosusanowa @edbott Ms Owens is a bit wrong in the head, that’s the impression I get.
@oberonsghost There’s a lot of that about.
RT @thejuicemedia: The Australien Government has made an ad about this summer’s floods, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative. https…
@misosusanowa @edbott This is scary stuff!
@GordyPls This is solid stuff, and perhaps one of the most practical verses in the Bible.
GordyPls 12:11 rather. The tattoo said 12:11.
RT @GordyPls: According to Facebook today is the six year anniversary of me seeing a woman in Chatswood with a tattoo that said “Matthew 12…
Extremely good @jonkudelka in @SatPaper today, @dobes. https://t.co/iiygwAypiL https://t.co/qSRcqHo9zF
RT @rob_t_firefly: David Tennant has been in sweary TV and has a grownup podcast.
Peter Capaldi played one of the most famously-sweary cha…
Hey @trentyarwood @DrRhysPockett just checking in… https://t.co/zgqFKzQLAr
RT @edbott: i am sorry what https://t.co/MqQ6GsQTES
RT @RevDaniel: Me: Do you not recall our conversation about the dog bed this morning?
Chester: Yes we agreed to keep it on the couch.
Me:…
“Barnaby’s dam not worth a damn with no $$s and no environmental approval†https://t.co/USfHpvcQZG Includes a bonus… https://t.co/3BYGYMwexM
Sat plan: Stay dry; something involving eggs, or at least an egg; the usual Saturday chores; start organising the p… https://t.co/m1aW2TzaJD
@hock_17 Excellent.
@dbph @TransportforNSW Well that’s atrocious.
RT @lianamaeby: Sometimes it’s nice to watch baseball simply as a ceremony of men who are all very good at waiting their turn.
@gathgwyn @jplonie @jeamland @Spanners_cat “Hisssss!†you little fucker. “Hissssss!â€
@dbph @TransportforNSW What? Just randomly in the landscape?
Anyway here’s what’s on. https://t.co/ABPRPkqeEf
… The TfNSW videos are, as a whole, disappointing. There’s a beginner-level technical error. And it’s a shiny lit… https://t.co/kqNKQZrMoD
Happy 90th Birthday to the Sydney Harbour Bridge. Here’s a thread with personal reflections I wrote the other day.… https://t.co/3h3nHyPbeU
To all my friends back in South Australia, please enjoy your democracy today. Vote early, vote often!
RT @jeffbercovici: It’s uncanny how good AI is getting https://t.co/bPv32T0XbQ
RT @HeerJeet: This isn’t even a parody.
The Great Sog continues in the Blue Mountains today, and elsewhere. La Niña is all too familiar now.pic.twitter.com/inlEwWwiJ00
Saturday. Be careful not to splash any of it because this could lead to corrosion and discolouration. Your lucky nu… https://t.co/Xn0sVyYGIw